Punching waaaay above his weight, no?
she too good 4 him
>Oh, that british accent is sooooo distinguished, John.
No? John Oliver is pretty hot
bitch looks basic as fuck. probably looks like 7th ring of hell in the morning as well. perfect for this scruffy fuck.
>>69306641
Why are Brits so fucking ugly?
>>69306641
When you're famous all classical notions of "leagues" lose meaning.
>>69306641
she's a republican veteran as well. basically she's walking proof that /pol/ are retards.
>>69306641
It's funny but us British fucking hated him so he fucked off to America. You can have the whining prick.
>>69306856
Small gene pool. Inbreeding. Superior Anglo blood
>>69306856
lord knows
>>69306641
>is rich and famous
>has a hot wife
are people actually surprised by this?
>>69306641
Hot women fuck funny men. News at 11.
Seriously it is the ONE way guys who are not Chad have a chance.
>>69306641
>believing in things like "punching about his weight" and "she's out of my league"
this is why you're a beta who will end up settling for a fat troll
>>69307713
>current year man
>funny
>>69306641
Stupid amerifat women always fall for shitty accents.
>>69306902
what's funny is that he's actually leagues ahead of your average british comedian and he 'fucked off' to america because people here can recognize talent.
>>69307604
The only inbreds in the British isles are the Pakis and other Muslims groups.
The native Brits aren't inbred at all.
>>69308007
>shit that isn't true
ANGRY
AMERICAN
MANLETS
>>69306641
She's his arm candy, he's her wallet.
relationships aren't about sex, that's what her african-american lover is for. It's 2015, shitlord, get on the right side of herstory.
From the looks of those small and saggy tits, no.
>>69308052
>A BBC report discussed Pakistanis in the United Kingdom, 55% of whom marry a first cousin. Given the high rate of such marriages, many children come from repeat generations of first-cousin marriages. The report states that these children are 13 times more likely than the general population to produce children with genetic disorders, and one in ten children of first-cousin marriages in Birmingham either dies in infancy or develops a serious disability.[6]
>The BBC also states that Pakistani-Britons, who account for some 3% of all births in the UK, produce "just under a third" of all British children with genetic illnesses. Published studies show that mean perinatal mortality in the Pakistani community of 15.7 per thousand significantly exceeds that in the indigenous population and all other ethnic groups in Britain. Congenital anomalies account for 41 percent of all British Pakistani infant deaths.[7][8][9][10]
>Worldwide, it has been estimated that almost half of all Muslims are inbred:
>A rough estimate shows that close to half of all Muslims in the world are inbred: In Pakistan, 70 percent of all marriages are between first cousins (so-called "consanguinity") and in Turkey the amount is between 25-30 percent.[11]
>Statistical research on Arabic countries shows that up to 34 percent of all marriages in Algiers are consanguine (blood related), 46 percent in Bahrain, 33 percent in Egypt, 80 percent in Nubia (southern area in Egypt), 60 percent in Iraq, 64 percent in Jordan, 64 percent in Kuwait, 42 percent in Lebanon, 48 percent in Libya, 47 percent in Mauritania, 54 percent in Qatar, 67 percent in Saudi Arabia, 63 percent in Sudan, 40 percent in Syria, 39 percent in Tunisia, 54 percent in the United Arabic Emirates and 45 percent in Yemen.[12][13]
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Cousin_Marriage_in_Islam#Science_and_Statistics
>>69307925
Sure thing. American humour is so advance and far more sophisticated than British humour.
My bad anon.
>>69308289
>whatever happened to european tribes?
>but by the high middle ages, most of these were gone. what happened?
>i got five words for ya: the holy roman catholic church (and, later, many protestant churches).
https://hbdchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/whatever-happened-to-european-tribes/
>cousin marriage rates amongst nineteenth century english and english jews
>Jacobs concluded that the rate of first-cousin marriage amongst upper- and middle-class english jews was something around 7.5%, roughly double that of upper- and middle-class englishmen and five times that of the average londoner.
https://hbdchick.wordpress.com/2011/09/10/cousin-marriage-rates-amongst-nineteenth-century-english-and-english-jews/
>>69308289
>Statistical research on Arabic countries shows that up to 34 percent of all marriages in Algiers are consanguine (blood related), 46 percent in Bahrain, 33 percent in Egypt, 80 percent in Nubia (southern area in Egypt), 60 percent in Iraq, 64 percent in Jordan, 64 percent in Kuwait, 42 percent in Lebanon, 48 percent in Libya, 47 percent in Mauritania, 54 percent in Qatar, 67 percent in Saudi Arabia, 63 percent in Sudan, 40 percent in Syria, 39 percent in Tunisia, 54 percent in the United Arabic Emirates and 45 percent in Yemen.[12][13]
I hear banjo music.
>>69307925
>he 'fucked off' to america because people here can recognize talent.
This must be bait
>>69308333
As long as you realize your inferiority
>>69307713
>ONE way
Also confidence, charisma, wealth, fame...
>>69308007
>posts about britshit
>007
perfect
>>69307793
THIS. People like what they like, and women especially tend to more diverse in what they find attractive than men - inb4 "redpiller" tells me off, scientific studies prove this. I fucked it up hard with an 8/10 in college because I thought there was no chance she liked me, but she really did because I had a few specific features that she was really into and lacked a few that she was repulsed by.
what year is this
where am i?
>>69308333
It's not. But British humor isn't better than American humor either. They're just different. If you claim otherwise you are just fighting your own inferiority complex. The only objective difference is maybe you get paid more in America.
>>69308289
>Iceland conveniently left unknown
>>69307825
Meant it more as the archetypal funny man. Not implying one way or another regarding how funny he is.
>>69308481
Fair enough. I was drinking the hyperbolade a bit much.
>>69306641
>Be rich and/or famous
>Get better pussy than you normally would
Why is this such a shock to you?
It's funny she is a army veteran that was either in charge or on the board of an organization that pushed for continuing the fighting in iraq.
Wonder if he yells "its 2016" during sex.
>>69308164
that are much higher on the food chain then your lanky ass
Why doesn't he FIX HIS FUCKING TEETH?
IT'S
>>69309227
Because good looking people aren't funny.
>>69309227
>oral-shaming
>>69309273
>he actually believes this
>>69309227
He'd have to wear braces for like a year, which is arguably worse than just having bad teeth.
>>69306641
It helps when you're funny and also successful
>>69309283
People with fucked up teeth trigger me so goddamn much. Literally the first thing I notice when I meet someone new.
>>69308333
>replies with typical british, dry humor
really? even though it's the current year?
>>69309536
>helps when you're funny and also successful
>women still think these are qualities to look for in a potential mate.
have fun being entertained and cared for while trying to maintain an image that you're somehow interesting and in control!
>>69308164
>6'
>not a manlet
