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>>69299725
Good guys edition
First for niggers
First for Thoros
Friednly reminder to ignore butthurt Balkanshits like Marcus. Lyanna has a good casting.
nth for no Oswell Whent
>>69300921
>not posting Lyanna in op-pick
BASED DILLANE, Hack D&D
>So what kind of character summary or back story did the writers of Game of Thrones give Dillane when they hired him to play Stannis? “They didn’t. I had to fish around to get any sort of information and even then it was just ‘Oh he’s won a few battles’ and the rest of it I had to glean from the scripts. I had no idea at all, really, and that probably shows. If you look back on it, you probably see somebody standing there looking pretty bewildered, wondering what on earth is going on and where this is leading. You just have to trust that the fact that you’re in the dark is in some way playing out well.”
>>69300977
Would join war for
gb2 /pol/ with your turkroach shit.
I would have spared the potato kid :(
>Promise me, Ned
>>69300981
here you go Karstark
So I guess they're not even going to bother with the Robert Strong thing this time around. It's a shame, at the very least it's a badass name.
What if the Others are actually humans that have been resurrected too many times?
>"OI, I LOOKED FER YA ON DA TROIDENT", yelled Ned incoherently
>"We weren't there. Woe to Robert Baratheon, the Usurper, who was the King in Season 1 and married to Cersei Lannister, if we had been," Responded Ser Arthur
>"RHAEGAR IS IN DA MUD INSTEAD" Ned screamed back
>"And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, Sick Duel Wielding Twin Swords of the Morning, unsheathing the twin swords Dawn and Dusk, which were perfectly average looking swords except for one had a little yellow sun drawn on it
>"NAW IT INDS" said Ned, with a chavvy accent and no emotion in his voice.
(farts)
>>69301038
>thousands of people died in a war for this face
>>69301025
Too bad her mustache are longer than mine
No one cares that Lyanna is played by a Turk /pol/.
>>69300957
nice ipad faggot, does daddy pull out before or after he hands you your allowance?
First for beautiful Varys?
Do you think his little birds will turn on Qyburn /got/?
So the reason Ned never talked about Tower of Joy is because he was embarrassed about the backstab?
>>69301022
Is this shitskin actually Lyanna? How very multicultural of them
>>69301022true or not, I really really dig this casting
Davos, Brienne, and Ramsey need to be put out of their misery. Maybe Jaime too.
Well, atleast kit harringtons acting wasn't horrible, infact he was down right okay to watch and didn't want to make me vomit. good job Kit
Husbando nooooooo
>>69301072
>not liking girls with a little mustache
Gay detected
>>69301097
All of the Stark family looks like meditterannean people
Aryans are the Lannisters
>>69301068
She was a horse faced Stark people called She-Wolf. Bobby B is remembering her as he wants to, and Rhaegar had the Targaryen madness.
>>69301022
Whitest Turk I've ever seen and I live in Austria.
What number Lord Commander is Edd? 999th or fucking 1000th?
Is he Azor Ahai?
>but she has zero nudity contract I swear it's true this time
Proven to be bullshit yet again.
>>69301112
I don't think Jaime dies.
did D&D steal ideas from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ
4:50
Why were there only 2 Kingsguard
Why didn't Dayne having Dawn?
Why didn't they have nice armour
Why did Edd roll up in just leathers shouldn't he have been more prepared.
>>69301035
hehe
>>69301078
>Getting upset about Dayne using two swords is totally acceptable
>Complain about Lyanna being played by a shitskin is /pol/
*toot*
>>69301062
>Inb4 butthurt bookfag starts spamming this in every thread
Delicious tears.
>>69300993
>I'm too lazy to read a book
Bone idle bastard.
>>69301145
I would say that's her body double, but those fat fucking arms give her away.
>>69300921
There's only one king I mean to bend my knee to, the king who asks me not to, THE KING OF THE NIGHT
>>69301145
>that arm fat roll when she pulls the clothes to her
>>69301145
thats her stunt double guaranteed, Kalorisee has shit pancake tits, her double has them lovely titties in your webm
>>69301085
Whitewashed Varys/Tyrion sucks. Gives little birds candy instead of cutting out their tongues.
>>69301097
>muh shitskin
You know, you can keep repeating this but that doesn't make it true
She's got white skin.
>but it's not muh European white
Whatcha doing Anons?
>>69301116
Good idea. Post husbandos
>>69301142
999th. The Wall will be destroyed before the 1000th. Edd will literally be the last one left of the NW.
>>69301194
That pasta is from last night
>>69301145
it's a chubby body double
>>69300957
tbph they were submitted exactly at the same time
It's actually kind of crazy
>>69301038
Karstarks's into boys, not girls
>>69301177
third guard is in the tower
who the fuck cares
...
okay I just can't defend that shitty scene
I'm glad that GOAT ToJ scene is making so many people here angry LMAO AHAHAHHHAHAAAHHAHAH
>>69301072
>can't unsee
>>69301145
DUDE SIDEBOOB LMAO
>>69301132
>All of the Stark family looks like meditterannean people
Funny how they're described as and portrayed by Northern Englanders then eh?
>>69301145
They've always been full of it.
>>69300921
REMINDER
Shaggywolf died because he was an egg emo cuckold
REMINDER
>>69301154
He should. All that character growth thrown down the well just so that he can be Cersei's bitch/action guy again.
So, is rickon KILL next episode?
is ramsey going to get rapey with him?
>>69301085
They really whitewashed Varys's little birds shtick. The birds also had their tongues cut off and trained only to communicate by writing.
the sword of the morninga man
>>69301145
I'd fap to this if I wasnt certain its a body double
> Go back and watch S1
> The show is so fucking comfy, characters are interesting instead of hamfisted shock value. Scenes are well thought-out and little-to-zero cringe.
What happened /got/
>>69301025
What was the waif so sore about anons? What name did she want on the list? Who did she used to be?
Why did ser Oswell Whent go out like a bitch?
>and the boy, nice 'n young - the way karstark likes 'em
what did he mean by this?
>>69301281
It's not like England isn't a genetic clusterfuck right now
>>69301145
That's obviously a body double. Stop trying to be an epic memer.
this episode kinda sucked desu. Lot of filler. Only thing dece was the the tower of joy scene and jon being like "sup niggas, rdy to hear about your lord an saviour Jesus Christ?"
It got so fucking bad we got that pointless scene with Vary's recruiting a new spy and Tyrion making small talk.
Also, I couldn't give less of fuck about Sam the cuckold and the whore and her baby. Hopefully the ships sinks and that storyline can be tanked for good.
Best part was seeing Olly get hanged. Good shit.
>>69301188
Using the word "shitskin" indicates /pol/, yes. And /pol/ is boring and lame.
>>69301177
I can only assume that Hightower was absent because they couldn't get someone old enough who could convincingly swordfight.
I mean, Selmy was close to the oldest warrior we've seen in the show and in the books, and his actor barely used a blade.
>>69301314
5% OC to 95% OC
>>69301234
>Obvious turk
>Everyone else in the Stark family is English
>>69301315
Dunno, I literally skip every Arya scene because they are boring and terrible
How did Smalljon know about the wildling army Jon is grabbing?
>>69301314
They blew through 6000 pages of source material in three seasons and have no talent or competency of their own to fall back on.
>>69301220
>>69301213
lol
make up your mind, whiners
anybody link to fart video?
I want smalljon to be rusing ramsey but I don't really see the purpose it
gaining his trust so he can betray him during the big battle because jon is secretly his husbando?
>>69301332
>$0.03 has been added to your account
>>69301177
He did have Dawn... but he just stuck it in the ground before the fight started because DABID!!!!!
>>69301068
this the war was for lyanna meme has to die
Jon Arryn, Robert and Eddard went to war after Aerys called for them to be executed in KL (where he had already burned alive Brandon and Rickard Stark)
>promise me nedthat you will keep my feet warm
>>69301346
robb's scottish, cat and rickon are irish, and kit is like a weird mutt mix from the mediterranean iirc
>>69301346
Lyanna is describe as actually being good looking.
You're not going to find someone who is english that fits that description. They did well with the casting.
>>69301321
shitposting irl
>>69301307
>its a ramsey x rickon torture episode
>>69301321
Remember all those "Loras is secretly gay" jokes they have given every second King's Landing character? Yeah, that.
>>69301323
you've clearly never been to northern England, most people have blue eyes, and most people have mousey/lightbrown/blonde hair
>>69301332
>le /pol/ boogeyman
no clearer indication of a redditurd
What was the name on Ayra's list she wouldn't say? Were they saying she wanted herself dead, that wanted to die?
Not bait I generally don't know. It seems to go against her remaining herself as in book.
Your opinion on Rickon and Dickon?
>>69301317
Jaime doesnt even comment on Oswell's ability like most knights. He remembers him only because of his dark humor. So too busy thinking if a le witty one liner to fight.
>>69301314
Red Wedding happened. They saw the reaction (videos) and thought that shock value was a winning concept. But the thing is that while your secret recipe may taste good one or two times, if it's the only fucking thing you eat it's gonna get very stale very fast.
>>69301132
You do know that not all northern Europeans are blond hair and blue eyes?
>>69301346
The best part is if you saw her for the first time and were told she was white, you would believe it and think it was perfect casting.
ETSUBATSU
>>69301177
>Why were there only 2 Kingsguard
Probably didn't feel like having to choreograph even more people who'd just die after killing maybe one person, hence cutting out a seventh dude on Ned's side also. Gotta focus on how bad ass Dayne was
>Why didn't Dayne having Dawn?
He did, pic related. They changed the style and look cause the material they'd need to make it pale as milkglass and shit can't withstand much clashing.
>Why didn't they have nice armour
Cause Aerys wasn't much into style of shit and it doesn't really matter
>Why did Edd roll up in just leathers shouldn't he have been more prepared.
Maybe he just isn't used to fighting in plate armor, or the journey and bringing the armor everywhere in search of Lyanna was tedious
>>69301417
Look at all those light haired Starks
>>69301177
i think that sword with the yellow sword painted on teh fucking handle was your special sword
/got/ fags in charge of actually watching the episode
>>69301226
>>69301308
Yeah well Varys is good guy on the show, so they can't very well have him mistreating children. It's surprising at all that they omitted that detail...
I mean, Varys on the show is completely different than in the books. But he's played well regardless.
>>69301386
nah, to betray him then become warden of the north
>>69301194
>buttblasted showpleb
>>69301313
it's clearly not
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Since he had Dawn and just stuck it in the ground then pulled two swords, does that mean Dayne was fucking tripwielding?
What will Jon do next?
>>69301314
Season 1 still has sexposition but I'd honestly rather have that than the shit we have now.
>>69301317
Because they needed someone to job for Ned and his crew to show that they meant business before they revealed how TOTALLY SICKNASTY Arthur Dayne the dual wielding Swords of the Mornings was.
>waifufags and /pol/ baited so fucking easily by one t*rk rusemaster
The turk lady has not been cast as Lyanna. His 'source' was a dead link, his screencap is an easy forgery, and there are no other sources for her being cast as Lyanna. If Lyanna was cast, it would be big news. It would be on Watchers on the Wall, WinterIsComing, or at the very least IMDB. It's on none of those.
fuck, /got/ is so gullible
>It's an arya get hit in the face with a stick episode
I skipped everything that wasn't jon and kingslanding and ramsey because I hoped he'd die this ep
>>69301438
That's a nice assumption m8
>>69301447
but muh bulls head helmet
>>69301419
>le reddit boogeyman
At least try, anon. Have an original thought in your head.
>>69301447
i really don't get how nobody noticed the different, white sword.
>it's a ramsay gets handed another stark to torture episode
>>69301307
depends what use he has for him
wouldn't want rickon to have legitimate claim to the north, especially with stark supporters still lurking
will probably be some kind of hostage torture to get sansa back
>>69301447
>>Why did Edd roll up in just leathers shouldn't he have been more prepared.
>
>Maybe he just isn't used to fighting in plate armor, or the journey and bringing the armor everywhere in search of Lyanna was tedious
this and maybe they werent expecting the tower to be guarded by guys in plate armor
>>69301485
Find Stannis
>>69301354
>skip every Arya scene
>not watching the little bitch get beaten
>>69301386
>I want smalljon to be rusing ramsey
You really think D&D are capable to making this a ruse? Honestly
>>69301421
The waif has no name on the show. It's not that she didn't want to say it, she just didn't have a name to say. Which is why she asks the waif
>Which name would you like a girl to speak?
>>69301145
She looks as great as ever.
>>69301062
for fucks sake, did pycelle really fart? I was hoping it was just my imagination, what a piece of garbage show
>>69301196
>having to do required reading
That's not how acting works, you daft nigger.
It helps give actors a more personal intepretation and share ideas, but ultimately it's the responsibility of the director and writers to let actors know what angle to go for.
>>69301531
Stannis is dead.
Mellisandre now knows who is real Azor Ahai.
>>69301447
They didn't just change the material you fucking wikifag, Dawn is supposed to be a greatsword. There is even a fucking line about Dayne drawing it and clutching it with BOTH HANDS. Because its a fucking greatsword made of meteor rock.
Not a le epic one handed sword with a little sun drawn on its pommel
>>69301514
What I don't get is how nobody noticed the fucking sunrise in the pommel when it was the opening shot.
>>69301421
There were plenty of names she didn't speak, but the scene meant she was putting the list behind
Instead she asked for a name, meaning she will kill whoever the faceless man command her to
Her old character will probably surface again later, but for now she seems determined to become faceless
>>69301480
No redditfags option.... Come on son!
>>69300921
reminder game of plebs is one of the worst running series on tv and if you actually like it you should probably sterilize yourself
>>69301506
It's fact.
>>69301485
rescue Rickon with Davos and Melly obviously
who /farts/ here?
So where is jon going lads? Warm sandy beaches somewhere?
>people actually hate the fart scene
wew, autism sux
>>69301196
You don't read anything but the script if you're going to be in an adaptation. That's a fucking rookie move. It fucks your performance up. You do what the script calls for. Reading what it's based on gives you ideas that aren't called for in the script.
Anyone else getting a little worried about Rana? With the increase in radical Islam and Muslim migration terrorist ideas are spreading and her friends are poo in loos so she can't connect with the religiously and so is the perfect dangling apple for radicalization. I saw the terror of The Attack of the Muslims in Paris and Brussels and would not like to see her do something like that in America which would likely result in YouTube cancelling the Normies and we would not get Game of Thrones reactions anymore. They are the best GoT show on the Internet and it would be a shame to loose them to Islamic terrorism.
>>69301321
Wasnt there a Vale lord that liked little boys?
Maybe they referenced that
>>69301145
>best tits in the show return again
Based.
>>69301584
D post at best, anon. Try harder next time.
>>69301404
This tbqh
I prefer a pretty t*rk to an deformed inbred bong
>>69301579
Arya's list on the show changes with every episode though.
>>69301599
Winterfell for Bastardbowl
how BTFO will preston be if:
>sweetrobin is another le shocking death
>bloodraven gets killed by the others
>R+L=J confirmed
>sam goes to oldtown but nobody ever even mentions a glass candle
>we see lemon trees in an arya scene
>>69301430
This.
Literally everyone I talked to post ep 2 said they saw Ramsy stabbing Roose a mile off, despite kinslaying supposedly making an instant pariah out of anyone, and despite the supposed political implications.
If they'd kept that bullshit to a low, it might actually have been shocking.
Haven't seen the ToJ scene yet
Did D&D do that thing again where they leave in some of the book dialogue but replace the rest with their own writing, which has a completely different style to it so the book quote clashes horribly?
How exactly were they supposed to make a greatsword solo fight against like 5 people?
Why are there so many dick jokes now?
Why was the Tower of Joy fight so bad?
This show sucks, I'm going back to my cuck shed.
>>69301580
I feel like they're responsible for all of them
find newspaper for his shoes
> Rickon
> Appears finally after two seasons
> Davos: Just fuck up my storyline F A M
> Likely a sacrifice to Ramsey's hamfisted torture porn character.
Legit question, do the constant hits to the face make Arya look less unattractive?
>>69301574
They were far too busy furiously typing an angry reply on their computer.
there were no scenes of drogon flying above the khalasar in this ep
the implications from the trailers were that he was tailing the khalasar that abducted dany
its clear now that they are marching the other way with the entire super khalasar and drogon is flying with them
THE GREAT KHALEESI COMING WITH 100K DOTHRAKI SREAMERS AND A DRAGON
GET HYPED
>>69301622
There was an Umber who stabbed a male prostitute too, IIRC. Maybe they merged him with Karstark and made him a pedophile
reminder that Ben Jen Stark is a white walker
>>69301646
Pretty much.
>>69301636
is she going to be a chubby?
>>69301556
>you daft nigger.
I ain't even mad, legitimately lol'd.
And I suppose you're right. Still, it would've solved a good chunk of his problems by using the book as a guideline for himself if they weren't going to bother their arses.
>>69301647
Half swording.
>>69301579
Ah yeah you're definitely right, forgetting the list. Wasn't shown very well though.
>>69301603
>don't explain the character to the actor, just give him lines to read
you're an idiot
>>69301573
>>69301573
You can still grip it with both hands faggot, as Ned did when he killed Dayne with it
>>69301659
Thats a nice butt.
>>69301666
why the fuck would i get hyped, fuck dany, fuck her and her army of cucks.
>>69301514
I noticed it instantly but thought it doesn't matter because he's still fighting with two broadswords. I guess it should be mentioned that one of the swords was special
>>69301673
Benjen Stark is the Night's King
>>69301647
By hiring a competent swordsman to play the part.
>>69301590
>rescue Rickon
Ramsey shoots Rickon in front of Jon in ep9
which body part will he lose first?
>>69301664
honestly think maisie is qt as fuark this season
looked like a little goblin last year though
>hey it's me, Lyanna
>>69301573
>THIS FICTIONAL SWORD IS THE WRONG SIZE!
Reconsider your life.
>>69301412
Its obvious Umber insists they go face the wildlings, gets Boltons army out on a field alongside the Umbers and the Umbers will turn on Ramsay at last minute and slaughterb them. Rickon will just be in prison as Ramsays hostage while Sansa is still missing.
>>69301644
Only the sweetrobin thing would genuinely shake him. Otherwise he preaches GRRM's "show is show, books are books"
>>69301501
>Killing the only hate-magnet left this early on in the season
Nah, he's getting killed in episode 8 or 9
>>69301687
>>69301710
So how are they supposed to make a greatsword fight against 5 people without having half the people just stand around?
so Meera is Leia and Jon is Luke?
>>69301485
Aren't they setting up for Jon to get some version of the Pink Letter? It will probably go something like Jon gets ready to leave, gets taunted by Ramsay who says he has Rickon and wants Wildlings dead or gone, Jon assembles Wildling army with a few other houses, Bastardbowl, and then maybe the R+L=J reveal setting up for Azor Jon vs. White Walkers.
>>69301646
>>69301646
It was just book dialogue.
>>69301713
pecker
>>69301644
Isn't R+L=J pretty much confirmed tho at this pt? Why else would Rhaegar send his men there?
>>69301644
Sweetrobin is defiantly dying in TWOW though.... What is his theory on him again?
>>69301713
snibbety snip baby dig
>>69301713
testes
>>69301331
>Also, I couldn't give less of fuck about Sam the cuckold and the whore and her baby.
We're gonna see the Citadel. Which should be awesome.
>hey dad can u take care of my wife's son
>>69301646
>Lord Stark.
>Hey Dayne, you fucking faggot. Why wasn't your faggot ass at the Trident (where my buddy Robert exploded your king's head with a giant warhammer)? What's wrong, don't like doing your job? Isn't it your job to protect the king and prince? You faggots are quitters, haha
>And now it begins
>No, you fucking Storm of Swords. Nowahtenz
These are verbatim quotes from the episode
>>69301145
better be more
>>69301691
Scripts explain the character. Things get left out when people make an adaptation. You do what the script says, not what it's based on. Maybe doesn't make the best adaptation but you do the job you're told to do. YOU are a fucking idiot.
>>69301754
Don't make Whent a jobber. Actually have him take out a few people.
Have Dayne fight 3 people, including Ned which is a much more manageable fight.
>>69301646
Kinda, yeah.
Because there's only two Kingsguard instead of three, they keep a little back and forth between Ned, Dayne and Whent at the start, and 'Now it begins/Now it ends'. The rest is basically NUH-UH, RHAEGAR'S IN THE GROUND and asking about Lyanna.
>>69301774
Baby cried in the tower, listen closely. Its confirmed.
Could someone please post the "It's the fat Khaleesi" pic?
>>69301713
Hisvirginity.
What's the next step in Jon's master plan?
>>69301062
Why did they cast that cunt as Ned and not as Howland fucking Reed?
The bloke playing Howland now, looks taller than Aramayo's Ned
>>69301754
By making it 7 v 3 and not 6 v 2 like it was actually supposed to be, and make Whent and Hightower actually do something other than kill one guy then job, so it doesnt end up being a completely retarded Phantom Menace 5 v 1 dual sword trainwreck.
>>69301754
Again, by hiring a competent swordsman.
Look up greatsword fighting on youtube, realize you're a fucking waste of oxygen who's knowledge of swordfighting comes from FF7, and then kill yourself.
http://9gag.com/gag/aX9Oxdd
please read these comments
>>69301365
He met a wildling poacher who sold him a direwolf head
>>69301713
>which body part will he lose first?
>>69301774
R+L=D
>>69301713
Reekon confirmed.
>>69301386
Then prepare to be disappointed. There will be some rusing since Manderly has been cast but the Umbers are now Ramsay's men.
>>69301085
In b4 he kills kids despite saying he doesnt kill kids.
>>69301754
have him move in ways that intentionally tangle them up.
Usually fights like that would involve one person going for the grapple, and the rest dogpiling them.
If they'd had Dayne use his footwork to make them work against each other, it both could have worked and shown why he was the greatest swordsman alive, since footwork is everything.
>>69301731
Speaking of Robert, I'm weirdly hyped for seeing him again. I like that the show is addressing their loose ends. They're doing it poorly, but it's nice that they are being addressed.
>>69301840
>realize you're a fucking waste of oxygen who's knowledge of swordfighting
The irony
>>69301806
Even 3 people would still be able to easily kill Dayne if they just lunged at him.
>>69301805
>little tidbits of script explain a character fleshed out over five books
do you have downs
lol are people actually crying the sword didnt fit the book description?
LOL
they didnt even give any backstory or history, its literally irrelevant. the fact that they even painted a sun on there was just for you sorry bookfags and you are still crying
hilarious
>>69301854
No. >.>
Daenary's is full targ.
>>69301845
>http://9gag.com/gag/aX9Oxdd
>going to 9gag
>even ironically
Holy fucking shit what is wrong with you
Black Metal
grrm thinks he's tyrion so he obviously gave false answers to the castmembers who have asked about the ending
the answer he gave to alfie allen about the end is not the same answer he gave to liam cunningham about the end
he's pulling off tyrion's ruse so basically whichever 'ending' leaks is the one where he knows not to trust
probably the only people involved with the show that has gotten the actual ending from george are d&d...and even then, i'm not totally certain they got the full truth from him. i think they got something similar to the truth, or a lot of the truth sprinkled with some lies, but i think he purposefully decieved them a bit so he could keep most of the actual secrets for the books to reveal
>>69301062
I thought young Ned was good casting
>>69301608
>when bigotry and autsim clash
>>69301113
Kit has been great since last season. It was his time spent with God Actor Stephan Dillane that helped Kit learn to shine.
>>69301894
just read the comments please
>>69301839
>>69301840
>>69301861
>complaining about dual wielding being unrealistic but supporting this
Why do you guys insist that Umber is pulling a ruse?
Did you forget how shitty the writing on this show is?
This show isnt about scheming anymore, its just talk and shock and stupid penis and fart jokes that keep the immature 15 year olds that still think this shit is funny still.
>>69301712
so what melly ressurects him in ep10
>>69301709
THATS WHY HE DIDN'T ATTACK HIS COU-ERM BROTHER JON
>>69301584
fuck off then
Dayne's scene was ok, but the dual-wielding was gay as shit, and stabbing the sword into the ground was cringe inducing
>>69301845
>9gag
I refuse to click that link
Obscure
>>69301774
If anything, the point that they had to say Howland Reed was there means that R+L = J+M
Can someone explain this (farts) meme? Also is Robert Strong the Mountain?
>>69301806
>>69301839
what the fucking fuck is jobbing.
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
>>69301891
The sword literally couldn't look more like a gimmicky plastic pile of shit. I get it's a prop, but they did a sick job with long claw.
>>69301925
>greentext
>>69301866
If he can hold off 5 people with 2 swords, I'm sure the choreographer can manage to hold off 3 with 1 sword.
Realistically there were several times in the fight somebody could've just walked up behind him and stabbed him in the back.
Uno farto @ 32:10
>>69301667
There was no merging, they just thought Karstark betraying the Starks in not evil enough, so they made him into a pedo. Same with Meryn Trant, everyone needs to be a cartoon supervillain same as Ramsay.
>>69301921
Absolutely disgusting, this is why you never discuss Game of Thrones with normalfags
>>69301062
Dawn was damascened and dusk wasn't even mentioned, faggot.
>>69301641
why did he go into the wall tunnel instead of out the castle gate then?
>>69301636
lol, I love these maisie hunchback posts the best of everything on /got/
>>69301966
To be a jobber
>>69301904
Maybe in that he sort of looks like Sean Bean, but not in the fact that he sounds like a chav and delivered his lines like a retard.
>>69301806
>Whent
Dude was some OC character created by D&D
>>69301647
Put Dayne in full plate
Give him fucking crazy looking weird distinctive armor to compensate for not being able to see the actor's face
Have all the northern Lords be lightly armored with only their personal arming swords
Give the northern Lords some physical archetype. One of them is haughty and and almost seems amused by Dayne, the other is cowering behind is shield and looks like he's about to shit himself
Have him cut through the two of them effortlessly in a few seconds, no flippy octopus shit, to emphasise that he's just that good.
Howland drops his sword and runs off screen
Ned can't outfence Dayne, so he tackles him to the ground and tries to halfsword his point underneath Dayne's helmet, but Dayne uses Dawn's hilt to hit him in the face
Ned looks like he's about to be finished off, Dayne prepares to give the death blow
Howland comes back with a massive rock and starts bludgeoning him in the head from behind. His helmet is basically reduced to a flat sheet of metal with a bunch of pulp running out of if
>>69301966
Intentionally writing someone to fail so someone else looks good.
>>69301713
Are D$D really THAT predictable?
>Ramsay actually kills Roose
Fucking what?
What is this shit?
For what, 3 books and 3 seasons they have been having mind game going on, Roose ALWAYS looked on top of it, as opposed to being afraid of seemingly crazy and dangerous Ramsay, and then just BAM Ramsay fucking stabs him?
WHAT. THE. FUCK. If Martin has the same shit as this I'm going to punch someone.
Canon Roose would NEVER let something like this happen.
>>69301961
the captioning got it wrong, pycelle actually SHARTS when the mountain shows up at the small council
and yes if it wasnt already obvious that RS is the mountiain, the show just confirmed it 1000%
>>69301966
>>>/wooo/
So people are thinking that Smalljon joining the Boltons and giving them Rickon is a ruse; did they read the leaks?
>>69301966
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_(professional_wrestling)
Derivative things.
>>69301845
People will suck this shows dick over anything good god. WOW Ned Stark is using the same sword he fought Jaime with in S1!!!!
>>69301988
It was just top banter
>>69301845
Originally posted in Reddit.
Reddit is far from original but 9gag uses literal bots to copy and paste
>>69301903
Gurm's ruses are so transparently retarded...he was stupid enough to think people wouldn't immediately catch R+L=J so now he "grins evilly" when someone says a completely retarded theory and people take it seriously (Ned fucked Lyanna!). He can't write worth shit. He tried to set up a plot thread that would be shocking when it was followed through in the final book, but instead made it immediately plain as day what he was trying to do.
>>69301966
Being made to lose on purpose to make your opponent look good.
Literally 0.004 seconds on google.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_(professional_wrestling)
>>69301925
>>69301864
A european longsword generally weighs 2.5 kilos. Dawn is valyrian steel, so it's even lighter than that, and can cut through swords made from regular steel.
Watch this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCvm0pC_r8
And then fucking kill yourselves you mouthbreathers.
>>69301447
thats not dawn thats a longsword
>>69302023
>Howland drops his sword and runs off screen
Well what's he going to do, just loop back round to smack Dayne in the rear?
Recovering from an injury is slightly more plausible.
Where did Jon go at the end of the episode?
>>69302034
No, they can always surprise you. When you believe that you've seen the peak of their incompetence, they will show you how shit they really are.
>>69301885
>Arguing about how to do a job you've never had
Stephen Dillane and Charles Dance didn't know shit about the books. Dillane has said he didn't understand Stannis at all. They both did an incredible job.
>>69302050
Yeah, this is the prevailing theory outside of /got/ thought we do have those morons here as well. "But the Umbers are the Starks' most loyal bannermen in the books" isn't an argument at this point. Look what happened to Doran and Hotah and to pretty much everything else.
>>69301861
>footwork
That was the thing that kind of killed the fight for me. There's a single take where Ned and Dayne awkwardly shuffle back and forth a couple of times, it looks terrible.
>>69301845
Sometimes I question what people mean when they use the term "general audience."
>>69302091
Home.
>>69302081
not to be a sperg but dawn actually is not valyrian steel
>>69302091
He went to play with mels boobs.
>>69302091
he needed to fart but didn't want to do it in front of edd
>>69302091
He quit the show.
>>69301145
>Those arms look like fat longaniza sausages
I think I'm in love
>>69302007
DnD forgot what direction out was.
>>69302081
>and can cut through swords made from regular steel.
No, it can't.
It's not even made from Valyrian Steel, and Valyrian Steel is said to be immeasurably sharp, not a fucking lightsaber.
Valyrian Steel swords are sharper than anything else and basically don't ever lose their edge, and are somewhat lighter and easier to wield than a standard steel sword. That's what makes them special.
Dawn is made from "the metal from a fallen star" or some shit.
>>69302091
outside sonobody could hear him fart
>>69302087
They changed the style of the sword but there's a sunrise on the pommel. That's supposed to be Dawn.
Can someone please explain that whole dogs head thing to me?
I was totally lost in that scene.
>>69302063
I don't browse reddit
only 9gag and 4chan :^)
>>69301647
but a greatsword is better than two longswords when fighting multiple opponents because it has a lot more reach
IDK why would you think its bad
>>69302091
Nowhere, they did it for the show. Previous episode he woke up without Davos but in the start of this one Davos is right next to him
>>69302142
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
>>69302023
>this faggot trying to make it an ultra realistic battle
>still forgets the other guy who would tip the battle.
>>69301793
>sam being a cuck
>the same sam who kills WW, and slays wildling pussy.
I think you're imaging an alternate sam. One you have made up.
>>69302091
To meet Mance and try to kill him
Who was she referencing when she asked if there was no one else on Arya's list? And why was Arya's list only 3 names long?
What happened to Dayne's magic sword after he died?
>>69302081
I don't care, you nerd.
>>69302161
what didn't you get?
it's supposed to be shaggydog, rickon's direwolfbut it's too small
>>69302170
what was up with that? I thought it was weird that Davos was there, did he go back because he forgot something?
>>69302161
it is suppose to be rickons direwolf, shaggy dog
apparently only stark children have access to direwolves
>>69302161
>they show direwolfs head
>kid looks at it
>gets angry
>ramsay notices his anger and since only starks had direwolves in the North he figures out the kid is a stark
>>69302206
Ned gave it back to House Dayne.
>>69301466
Not completely different, but yeah, they worked hard to make him fit with the "good khaleesi team".
So much that he's better than the damn khaleesi herself.
>>69302206
Bookfag here, we don't know
>>69301712
>shooting the next best thing after losing Sansa
Fucking retard
>>69302091
To go to Valyria to live out his life with the stone men.
>>69302081
>talking about two handed greatswords
>posts a typical longsword
>still doesn't explain how that's supposed to defeat 5 guys alone.
>>69302206
Ned takes it to Starfall and returns it to the Daynes, then Ashara kills herself.
>>69302081
Dawn is made from Moonrocks, senpai
>>69302201
D&D didn't want to remind the audience of a load of old plotlines that went nowhere due to their efforts to whittle down the cast, and their increasing salaries from doing numerous seasons of GoT
>>69302213
>>69302170
he was walking out of the room as jon woke up
even if he was outside the room, he could have heard jon gasp and ran right back it
are you seriously haeving problems with this tiny detail?
Why the fuck did Ned look so pissed off when he was going to kill Dayne, if he was in character he would have killed him humanely
>>69302254
What's he going to do, marry Rickon though?
>>69302206
Neddard brought it back to Starfall after ToJ, and gave it to Arthur's sister Ashara, who shortly afterfaked her own death by jumping into the sea.
Dawn isn't handed down from generation to generation, but rather given to those who are worthy enough to wield it.
>>69301281
Somalian immigrants don't count as European, Sven.
>>69301837
Looks like that dude from Breaking Bad
>>69302081
>dawn is made of valyrian steel
hey there showfag
>>69302262
because you fucking dont stand still and let 5 people bang you at once you fucking retard, you use footwork, timing and reach to kill people
>>69302243
>Dawn remains at Starfall, until another Sword of the Morning shall arise.
GRRM has said Ned returned it to Starfall and it hasn't left there.
>>69301307
>tfw Rickon gets his boipussy fucked and tumblr doesn't flinched when they kicked off when it came to Sansa
>>69302261
How do the stone men survive? Do they hunt animals and stuff for food? What if they fall sick?
What's so special about the sunnysword?
>>69302262
You realise that they were practically the same thing, right?
>>69302213
it's not supposed to make sense, they thought it would look cooler like that
>>69302081
dawn's not valyrian steel,nerd
>>69302243
ned personally delivers it to ashara
>bookfag here he says
NEW THREAD
>>69300920
>>69300920
>>69300920
You know that feel when a character does so much "bad" and irrational stuff that you actually stop even caring?
They don't add anything to his character, he just goes around killing and flaying. At least in the books Boltons had a hard time in the Winterhell which kinda made them look human.
>>69302293
cuz stabbing him in the back was a dishonorable move, but ned himself would've died otherwise
>>69302220
Thanks for the info but how am I supposed to know that only Starks have dire wolves?
>>69302293
His expression was all wrong sure but the act was humane in nature.
He could have just let him die choking on his own blood but he put him down.
Ygritte said in the past "You know nothing Jon Snow" and Melly said that to him too.
Now Jon literally knows "nothing".
The nothingness of death without afterlife.
Beautifully written by GRRM.
You can see how D&D + Kit made it clear that Jon knew he was sending those men and Olly to nothingness and it haunted him.
You can hate it and (fart) as much as you want, but I'm going to enjoy myself with this quality show.
>>69302298
So Darkstar obviously has it right?
>>69302310
>implying any of those things would save you against a few good swordsmen.
dumb faggot
>>69301402
Kit isn't Mediterranean you fucking idiot. He's got a totally Anglo face, just black hair
>>69302081
I want my 6 minutes back. That video was retarded. Just man children slamming metal together trying to be cool. Go fuck yourself.
>>69301321
Whoresbane
>>69302348
Because there aren't supposed to actually be anymore direwolves, at the very least south of the wall.
Go back and watch S1E1 where they find them.
>>69302185
The baby was born in Craster's keep, remember?
>>69301354
the last arya montage thing was actually really good. Was brutal to watch and not in the corny sitcom way they usually shoot these things. Plus you get the feeling she is going to be a really influential character with the focus on how hard the training is, especially if she gets back to westeros still remembering her list.
>>69302314
I think they eat rats and stuff until they turn into statues.
>>69302294
No but use him like Theon used Bran and Rickon
As a mouthpiece
>>69302371
those things are the only things that could save you against good swordsmen, those things are what skill really is btw
>>69302348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Isq9hl7Tz8
1:20 robb says there are no direwolves south of the wall
>>69302355
>darkstar
whatever
>>69301314
"The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword" -is probably the best line uttered in TV history
>>69302091
>Jon smashes the door, leaving the wall
>night watch is impressed, what a man!
>door opens slighlty
>Jon looks down
>mumbles "I forgot to pick my shit"
>takes his bag and his sword
>drops his sword and slips in the mud while trying to walk fast at the door
>directed by D and D
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>69302424
you can say that all you want but as soon as dayne parries one or two hits he'll be fucked.
>>69301549
My closed captions said yes.
>>69302023
You're terrible at this.
>>69302091
Why is he leaving Castle Black without Longclaw, Ghost, a horse or any supplies?
>>69301145
So /got/ was lying, what else is new?
>>69302312
>>69302328
thanks wikifags
>>69302541
you can see he has the sword
>>69302355
No, House Dayne has it. To get Dawn you have to be a skilled fighter and a virtuous knight. Darkstar is not the latter, nor would he want the sword either.
Until someone is deemed worthy of the sword, it will lie in Starfall, seat of House Dayne.
>>69302584
everytime a self proclaimed book-fag gets his anus stretched why cries wiki-fag
(You)
>>69302220
>show direwolf's head
Could have been a wolf desu
based.
Exactly how I imagined him.
>>69302348
By not being a retard.
>>69302605
Will they give it to Jon Snow since Dayne bravely died protecting Jon Snow from Ned Stark?
How can one man be so based?
>>69302757
Only a Dayne can wield Dawn.
>>69301805
Face it.
Dillane is a hack.
>>69302757
>a virtuous knight
The former leader of a band of rapists, murderers, peadophiles and thieves who let the wildlings in and abandoned his post doesn't quite fit the bill.
>>69301395
turkfeet.blogspot.com
yfw they further rape Ned's character by having him throw her into the sea when he returns dawn
>>69302860
They better hurry up and find someone worthy to wield that thing or get rid of the stupid rules. House Martell is extinct and Dorne is being ruled by usurping terrorists. Daynes should rule Dorne.
>>69301485
>>69301590
>rescue Rickon with Davos and Melly obviously
Imagine if we get to see Jon, Davos and Melly traveling together, having adventures and basically show becomes "The Sword of Truth"
Who here is not convinced the Umbers are traitors to house Stark?
>>69302023
>Have him cut through the two of them effortlessly in a few seconds
After screaming and spinning through the air, ofc.
>>69303240
Well lad prepare to be disappointed because they are true Bolton bum chums, Thormund kills SmallJon and Vale knights bail out Jon
>>69302541
The Gate to Castle Black is right behind him in that shot, he's just going inside somewhere?
>>69302860
>Implying Jon isn't a Dayne
>>69303428
He's going into the tunnel through the wall
>>69302740
is that damfair?
>>69303547
He comes from the same direction at the start when Edd tells him "It's time" though?
>>69303547
>>69303654
I'm sure D&D don't care
>>69302091
He's going back to his room to hang himself.
>>69301097
Protip: back to /pol/
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