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how can he move so fat while being so hairy this doesnt make any sense
>>69300300
>Have a gun
>Walk up to the man walking towards you with a sword
Holy fuck how do these movies get made?
I feel like Steven Seagal is the kind of guy who actually carries a wakizashi on him at all times.
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy
You're right, makes no sense
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy
Is this the birth of a new epic meme?
>>69300670
thanks for the laugh bro
>>69300670
kek
>I have a ranged weapon
>He has a melee weapon
>I'd better walk up to him thus nullifying my advantage
>>69300670
wat
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy
Segal posting does it again
that hand
>>69300670
A meme has been born
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy
>>69300670
I was here
>>69300300
well i'm sorry to hear that OP
>>69300670
THE MEME BEGINS
>>69300670
re-read, didn't laugh. then re-read, got the joke and it was ruined by then
>>69301322
i didn't... do i need to watch the movie?
what movie is this?
>>69301496
birthday snatchers from venus
>>69300682
segal finances the movies himself
>>69301496
Half Past Fat 2: Today You Diet
>>69301496
The Anvilhoarder (2008)
>>69301411
>24 posters
>21 posts
Just plain fag
>>69300670
U wot m8?
>>69300670
I don't get it.
>>69300300
>going for close combat with a gun
>>69300300
ANYONE SEEN RICHIE?
>>69300670
What did you mean by this?
>>69303175
It's the fat mis-spelling, that or there's something else.
>>69303438
Go fuckin him up sticks !
>>69300300
>32 replies
>4 posters
good job samefag.
>>69303662
>inb4 newfags fall for this sicc b8
>>69300670
Yes, it begins now.
>>69300670
hello
>>69300670
I watched the movie from the beginning to start and couldn't answer it either.
>>69303662
>4 posters
Fuck off.
>>69300300
He's elite.
https://youtu.be/-VM9gMR4z5I
>>69304339
where is the good edit of this game?
>>69304886
>44.6 replies
>72 posters
>>69300670
Is this how memes are created daddy?
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy
>>69300670
underrated post
>>69300670
I'm gonna go ahead and comment pls include me in the screencap for r/4chan thank you and have a good day
>>69300670
overrated post
Anybody watch Steven Seagal is, Under Siege, on AMC last night? Best action movie of the 90's?
>>69304339
better version
>>69305906
>Punani
>>69305906
>Punami
Tip top kek
>>69305906
Imagine Steven in someting like Only God Forgives.
*Unzips katana*
>>69306402
Imagine Steven in Drive as the Driver
>>69300670
YES! THIS IS WHY I COME TO /TV/
TIME FOR A NEW MEME BOYS HMM
>>69300670
oh shit looks like a new meme is born
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy
this needs to be in Meme Lover 2!!!
>>69300300
I don't understand how his films have absolutely no concept of tension or build-up
It's literally
>someone commits a crime (robbery/kidnapping/murder)
>super detective seagal investigates
>seagal effortlessly maims/kills an army of soldiers by barely moving while they all hilariously over-act and get sent flying
>forced scene attempting to humanise/flesh out seagal's character with a minor background character who's never mentioned again/beforehand
>seagal finds the last boss
>retarded final speech
>extended fight sequence where a couple of times it looks like seagal might be in danger only for him to immediately remind us he's not
>seagal kills the last boss in an over-the-top bloody fashion establishing him as the badass
>everyone in the film is super stoked for him
Like, a ten year-old could write a better script
>>69307019
sounds like every action movie i watched growing up to be honest
>>69300670
AWW GOD I LOVE MEMES!!!
>>69300670
toasting on epic bread
>>69307019
>extended fight sequence
he never takes a hit it's as boring as your love life
>16 posters
>66 posts.
NOW THIS IS SHITPOSTING!
>>69300300
That getup really does hide his fat well. I need something like that but it's too damn hot here.
>>69307105
normally the characterisation isn't so forced and the main character is such an indestructible tank, post-90s at least
Even if you go back to the 80s, they upped the threat to deal with overpowered main-characters
Like predator, sure Arnie could crush anyone with his fist - so they gave him an entire team of friends to slowly be killed and then have him beaten close to death before he wins against a super space alien
In seagal's films... well this >>69307178
>>69300670
can someone pls explain
>>69307285
a handful of shitposters trying to force some kind of shitty meme from a logical error.
>>69307220
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>72 posters
>54 posts
What did gook do this time?
>>69308021
nigga you dumb
WARNING! WARNING!
OP IS TRYING TO MAKE A NEW MEME
WARNING! WARNING!
how can he move so hairy while being so fast this doesnt make any sense
WARNING! WARNING!
OP IS TRYING TO MAKE A NEW MEME
WARNING! WARNING
>>69308021
>1 poster
>over 9000 motherfucker birthday snatcher memes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_Priest
>>69300300
>Please
The funniest thing about this webm is the kill at 17 seconds. Looks like the just places the blade next to the guy and gently drags it across his body. Like they didn't rehearse at all and just rolled with it when they fucked up.
Is Steven making all of these threads as a pathetic attempt to stay relevant?
>>69308494
>20. "Snatchin' Every Mother Fucker Birthday" (bonus track)
"21. Fuck Me Hard With That Thick Cock of Yours You Fucking Faggot"
>>69309810
He is autistic with PCs
>>69300670
This will be on reddit.
>>69308494
>Genre: Blues, Punani
>>69300754
he keeps it under his fupa
>>69300300
Steven Seagal is legally retarded.
>>69300670
underrated post
>>69300670
HOLY SHIT WITNESSED
If seagal was a bigger guy on /tv/, I wouldn't mind to be honest
His face in itself is funny is underrated
If you're reading this, please force meme OP
>>69300670
I love this board.
>>69300670
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be funny cause of the gammar error or is it a reference to the film too?
>>69300300
I still cant get over the walk seagal does in the begining.
He's so fat that I keep imagining Stewie walking behind him with a tuba.
>>69316110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M
>>69300670
I don't.. What?
>>69308494
Heh heh heh
>>69300300
Where the fuck did he hide the katana
>>69316110
His legs are pretty skinny for being ~230lbs.
why is steven seagal snatching punani so hilarious
>>69308494
The funniest thing about this is that Talk To My Ass and Alligator Ass are real songs
>>69301411
i'm starting to think the people who do this don't know what samefag actually means
post more seagal webms faggots
>>69300670
what did he mean by this
>>69317338
Fuck you
>>69300670
Spicy New May May
>>69300670
legitimate chuckle
>>69306621
He's got the long pauses down pat.
>>69317379
replace fat with fast
>>69300670
is this the beginning of an epic new meme?
>>69300670
Posting my obligitory DMC4 gif like I did for the birds pooping.
>>69300300
Every time I see one of these thumbnails, I think it's Danny McBride/Kenny Powers.
>>69317699
No it's funny but has no meme power. You can't use it in a normal conversation.
>Well I'm sorry to hear that
on the other hand has a massive amout of meme power.
>>69317764
Same expression too
>>69300670
NEW MEME WITNESSED
>>69305906
>Punani
It is complete.
>>69317851
What is wrong with that turtle
jesus christ
>>69317778
Who belongs to that bust anon
Overrated post.
>>69300670
God damn it.
>>69300670
LE UPBOAT
This scene is rumored to produce infinite keks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69318252
holy shit imagine all the punani he snatched when he told this story in a bar, later that evening
>>69318252
Can someone please explain this to me
>>69300670 vs Now we are in Lagos vs Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>69318252
>easy.
>EASY!
>jumps out of the window with his dick still out
my sides have transcended this universe
>>69300670
>how can he move so fat while being so hairy this doesnt make any sense
>>69300670
Hahaha thank lad, this is going straight to reddit
