This is the trashiest, most lowbrow, most unfunny, self-indulgent, reddit-tier movie I have ever been forced to watch. If you like it even ironically, you seriously need to put a gun in your mouth and fucking kill yourself
>>69299219
>unironically calling anything "reddit-tier"
That sure is some intelligent criticism you're expressing there, fämälämämoominpappa.
nice blog
ayyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdxMkQhq58g
>>69299219
It is actually pretty right wing if you think about it.
>>69299219
2deep4u mate
>>69299219
Agreed. Easily one of the worst movies I've seen in the past 5 years. Why did the director go all frat boy at the end and end the movie with him getting ass? Juvenile.
>>69299478
SJW detected
>>69299557
>DUDE ASS N TITTIES LMAO
Grow up.
>>69299413
There is literally an entire scene dedicated to murdering people you lot would call 'redpilled'
>muh blacks
>muh jews
>>69299219
No, you should kill yourself for actually caring about what other people like or don't like. Grow the fuck up
>It's a trigger /pol/ scene
>>69299627
Yeah, it's not like the hordes of mouthbreathers like yourself encourage more shit like this from jewrywood by paying to see it.
I have every right to lambast morons for holding moronic opinions, because as a whole it denigrates the art and culture of film
>>69299697
I bet you liked batman vs superman
>>69299314
dumb ghettoposter
Kingsman and His Secret Service is the purest example of Kino the major studio system has ever offered up. an original and subversive take on the spy genre combined with a refreshing viewpoint that is simultaneously anti-liberal and anti-conservative mixed into a tasty stew of entertaining "text" and thoughtful "subtext" that both thrills and chills. the result is an intriguingly dadaist dichotomy of man's inhumanity to man as well as the dehumanizing effects of materialism and commercialism in our modern society. and that's not even mentioning the socialist oedipal themes running throughout the film
in short it is the one true kinauxgraphie of the decade, possibly all time. if you disagree you are a pleb and you may even be impotent
>>69299219
Yeah it was awful. I find I end up disliking a lot of things Mark Millar writes. He's definitely talented in his own way, it's just all too cynical, in an odd way that really puts me off. Some of my favorite writers could be called "cynical" so it's hard to explain exactly what it is about shit like Kingsman or Kick-Ass that rubs me the wrong way. But it just feels off to me
>>69299596
cry more honey
Am I having a déjà-vu or is this entire thread a repost? I'm really not sure.
>>69299599
Confirmed for knowing fuck all about /pol/
>>69299697
What makes you think I paid for it? Furthermore, silly spy movies are the least of our worries. If you want to bitch about something, bitch about capeshit
>>69300988
Bot threads when there's not enough people creating threads.
>>69299219
brilliant
I have never posted on Rebbitt and I don't even think about Rebbitt when I'm not on this site.
When I watch something cringeworthy I don't think Rebbitt. I just think it sucks.
That's what I was thinking when I was watching Kingsman.
LOL DEAD CHRISTIANS
LOOK AT THEM ALL GETTING BUTCHERED, THOSE INTOLERANT REDNECKS
>>69301795
>>69300988
board sliding is a real thing, though I'm not sure what you'd want to suppress on /tv/
>>69299314
Fuck off Finland you just liked seeing the Princess get railed
>>69299219
This movie felt like it was written to appeal to school shooters. Too cynical and misanthropic to be dumb fun, and too dumb to be genuinely provocative or offensive.
This movie was goat and it's sequel will be goat.
>>69301841
>>69299219
>forced to watch
How?
>>69299219
>fuck me ass hole
best part of the flick
>>69300665
That's some major dick sucking right there anon, you sure have experience shilling a dick
>>69299219
Kek, memes. But it was pretty fucking good wasn't it? Kind of went to shit when Colin Firth dies but still a thoroughly entertaining flick.
>>69301846
different finnfag but this desu kek
>>69299219
why cant you redditor just enjoy things?
