>le I died but now I'm resurrected
Yeah, this shit show just went from being realistic to being absolutely fucking nuts anime tier
Dropped.
>>69295257
>just went
>smoke monster coming out of vagina and stabbing people was acceptable
>>69295257
>just went
what about the guy who the hound killed in the cave then immediately came back
>>69295257
Worst bait I've seen all day
>>69295257
This. Now I only watch fear the walking dead, a far superior show.
Poor b8, 1/8
>>69295282
This
and don't forget about
>le zombie mountain
>>69295465
this
this is when i dropped GoT. im sure it has a lot of good stuff, but whenever a series brings back the dead, the emotional/risk element is gone
>>69295257
>every child in the family gets a special magical wolf in the first episode
>one is an albino
yeah not anime at all
MUH WATCH ENDS NAOOOOOOOOO
t. dabid
>>69295717
>half of the doge are dead now
;_;
>prince guarded by an epic dual wielder
>character back from the dead darker and more powerful than before
>team of sexy female assassins who could strike at any moment
>an army will use a mountain of corpses as a defensive position later in the season
Season 6 is confirmed as the anime season, anon. Just enjoy the ride
>>69295257
You need the good lord commander but you want the bad jon
Literally the first scene in the entire fucking show features ice zombies.
is stannis alive?
>>69295985
Only in the books
In show: Jon becomes Azor
In books: Stannis becomes Azor
>>69296067
>In books: Stannis becomes Azor
this is not true
whata about the stannis is the new reek meme?
>>69296198
ITS CONFITEMD
BY TEHF FUCKING GEORGE GRRM
>>69295717
>mfw Shaggydog
>Leaves the Night's watch because muh betrayal.
>anime tier
Exactly my thoughts.
My only hope is that they subvert this "mary sue saves the day and kingdom" trope, but it doesn't seem like it. They'll make him go "dark" only to bring him back.
It's hack writing and not really what ASoF&I is about. I'm still hoping that Stannis shares Jon's body.
![George-RR-Martin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8q9RsfV.jpg "George-RR-Martin[1].jpg")
>>69295753
It's almost like the entire thing was written by a giant neckbeard
>>69295699
>2 gets resurrected in the whole series
>2 plot characters get killed per episode every episode the entire series
Yup. No risk at all that the only one left standing will be zombies and dragons
>>69295738
This grinds my gears. I'd rather they kill of major characters than the puppers.
>>69296378
Almost
Because, you know, it wasn't
>>69295257
>dragons
>zombies
>magical ritual
>realistic
bait on, my friend, bait on
>>69295257
>>69297385
>>69297385
You still replaid, no?
>animeesque insane white/silver haired "perfect" people that may as well be JRPG villains, and actually would be the villains if this was made in japan.
>Been around since the first episode.
>le resurrection in GoT is anime-tier
Who is Beric Dondarrion?
>>69295257
It's literally r eddit the show
>>69295257
protip they get braindamage after being resurrected.
>>69295257
>he forgot about the dud with the fire sword that got resurrected before JS.
Great thread OP.
Why even kill off your characters if they're just gonna magically come back to life two episodes later?
They should have kept this little faggot dead so death would have gravitas in the show.
>>69297854
There are also other anime characters in the books like Darkstar and Manderly's sassy green haired ganddaughter.
Got would be better without the magic bullshit. Imagine if instead of dealing with dragons and resurrection, we saw shit like the battle on the ice, where stannis leads bolton's army into a trap and drowns them all in the ice.
>Arya ask what her new name is xd
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>69297995
>Why even kill off your characters if they're just gonna magically come back to life two episodes later?
Can't wait for Jon Snow to die again and gotfags collectively kill themselves.
>>69298004
The budget cutting all the battles is the biggest waste of time ive ever seen.
Its really just pathetic in over 6 years we've had what 3 tiny battle episodes.
People where hyping it up like the books where the next LOTR but it turned out to be more harry potter sloppy writing and literally shit tier scenes.
>>69297854
>Daenerys
>Not a glorified villain
she's just a lucker. But still let's change our perspective a bit:
>It's her fault Drogo dies.
>It's her fault Jorah gets frienzoned into petrification
>Some peaceful city accepted her, she conquered them.
>It's also her fault so many people died all over Essos
>She scammed some peaceful slaver man and stole an army of unsullied from him.
>She then slaughtered the nobility and people who were formerly slaves planned a rebellion to get rid of her tyranny because shit was unbearable.
>Not to mention it's her fault some dragons were unleashed upon her own people
>Oh, and she wants slavery out because it's immoral and "no masters xD" but also WANTS to conquer the world because she thinks it's her birthright.
It's not just bad. It's worse. She wouldn't have succeeded with half of this shit if she didn't have capable allies all over her.
Anyone disappointed with the reaction of his resurrection?
Literally all everyone did was just stare at him, and he hugged 2 guys...anticlimactic af.
>>69298004
He would be the solution to all of this
>>69298004
yeah but that would take actual effort and good writing
>>69298424
Probably not sure what to think. I imagine most of them didn't even see the dead body, probably doubting he ever died.
Just like Stannis. Anyone notice how they've avoided mentioning Stannis at all?
Stannis is coming back. In Jon. Because that's how you fuck dumb fantasy tropes. Jon can't come back from some easy dumb spell.
Canonically small dick
>>69295753
>an army will use a mountain of corpses as a defensive position later in the season
what
>>69299273
Moat Cailin battle i think
>>69295257
>I live
>I die
>I live again.
>>69298133
>The budget cutting all the battles is the biggest waste of time ive ever seen.
>get ready for a huge battle
>lol cut ten seconds later and it's all over
Every fucking time.
>>69299095
Even the people who saw his dead body, barely mustered a reaction besided the red chick, and if they didn't think he died they shouldn't have included that "they think you're a god" line.
Meh, I'm probably just nitpicking. Still was pretty lame though imo
>established as the biggest Mary Sue in modern media
>not having a plot armor so thick it even defies death
You suprised, cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kcLy37IhY
Into Music, songs by composer Alexandrov "Holy War", on the Red Square enter the state flag of the Russian Federation and the LEGENDARY VICTORY BANNER. Banner group of military battalion honor guard of the 154th detached commandant Transfiguration regiment passes near the parade line army division, tribunes with veterans and guests of honor. '71 Ago, during the battle for Berlin, the soldiers of the 150th Division Idritsa sergeant Mikhail Yegorov and junior sergeant Militon Kantariya hoisted the flag over the defeated Reichstag. Since then, this "attack flag" - is a VICTORY BANNER.
>>69295257
Anyone noticed that he sorta forsake the Stark beheading style and hanged them instead? Makes me think that he is changed, and its gonna become obvious in the coming episodes.
>mfw he doesn't remember Sansa's face
>>69299095
I was really hoping for a scene where he confronts the ones who stabbed them while they're in their cells and they all shit themselves. Instead we just get "Ah dang, you really pulled one over on us by coming back from the dead."
>>69295257
>first scene in the fucking series is a buncha ice zombies murdering fucks
u dumb
>>69296268
>implying it's not an Umber ruse
>>69295257
>wood gnomes throwing fireballs at spoopy stabbing skelingtons
>resurrection is where you draw the line
Kekerone
>>69299503
the beheading couldn't be done cause they were too much people, nothing changed.
>>69299511
I'll admit that's was sort of lackluster. The writing's shit, no doubt. It's like everyone read the spoilers and knew he was coming back.
I guess if they don't care about snow zombies taking over the world, they don't care about anything.
>realistic
>literally the first scene of the first episode of the first season featured zombies
>>69299216
Everyone is tiny compared to Tormund
>>69299560
Anyone have a gif of that. I just remembered how weirdly the tone shifted from that.
>Not understanding Christian imagery
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.REPACK.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_29.47_[2016.05.10_01.41.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V3HBUFY.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.REPACK.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_29.47_[2016.05.10_01.41.12].jpg")
it's the sweetie man
>>69299216
GIANTSBANE?
>>69299503
Nah, that's why he cut the rope personally with the sword; to show he's still retaibed the core of his person
It's about as subtle as dungeons and dragons get, honestly
>>69299560
>>69299663
This ain't some Gand-alf LotR high fantasy bullshit. This is GOT, where characters die and it's a lot more epic in scale.
Are they taking tips from GRRM or are they doing their own thing?
>>69299700
looks like that spoopy scene from Sinbad
>>69299765
>this pleb shit more epic in scale than LOTR
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This literally played out like a failed coup, not like he came back from the fucking dead.
>oh well we tried but you out-tricked us with that fancy resurrection trick lol
>>69299765
>it's a lot more epic in scale.
>>69299765
>This is GOT, where characters die and it's a lot more epic in scale.
>>69298004
Read Ivanhoe or some other shit. I like the air of mystery in my entertainment. Sure more than "air" by this point, but it's still out of the realm of mundane.
>>69299700
oh meant to link >>69299654
>>69298004
that sounds like King Arthur to me
>>69299305
That means nothing to me you stupid booknigger.
>>69295257
>is it really you in there?
>ahahah of course bro ahah holla
Watch it being a fire demon named Azor Azai controlling Jon's body
>written by D&D
>>69300891
Nailed it
>>69295257
Why does it feel like it turned into fan fiction after season 3?
>>69299672
For a moment I thought the dude had poisoned all the sweets. Just was waiting for the kids to drop dead.
>>69301482
Because it's written by an old, fat otaku man who is most likely a Tolkein fanboy.
>>69295257
10/10, this is how you create a thread on 4chan
"hey guys, i love this show, let's talk about it" = 4 replies
"omfg, this show sucks dick lol, only manlets and fuccbois like this" = 300 replies and image limit reached
>>69301583
Duh, what did you mean by this? Are you new?
>>69301570
he actually criticized Tolkien for not being dark and edgy enough
>>69301570
But he wrote the material for the first three seasons as well, they're not garbage.
>>69301583
4chan is for people getting down voted on Reddit.
Reddit = many replies and up votes for happy and dick sucking comments
4chan = try to be edgy and a contrarian in order to get le (you)'s
>>69301630
>>69301642
Stop trying to stop my intense memeing.
>>69301630
He's like a fanfic writer, who writes fix stories because his ship didn't get confirmed.
>>69295257
TINY
>>69295257
What sort of God would have a dick that tiny?
>>69301906
>>69301810
Reminder that Tormund who accurately fits the Liam Neeson pasta.
To him, Giants are tiny.
>>69300771
Well then figure out what it might mean to use a big stack of bodies as a defensive position you fucking illiterate mongoloid....uuuhh uuuuhhh uuuhhh i hope your mom gets hit by a bus and you have to watch her die slowly, changing her bed pans as you watch your life slip away from you like so much diarrhea from her asshole
>>69295257
Stop lying OP. You aren't dropping anything.
>>69297946
They don't ban reddit anymore. We traded moot for a limp dicked Japanese owner.
>>69298004
Man seeing that but then losing either way due to the storms would have been better.
>>69295282
>Dragons, giants, and zombies are ok
>Resurrecting characters: fucking nuts anime tier
>>69299503
And who.... Are you?
>>69296378
D&D, not GRRM. I'm willing to bet that Martin would've at least not gone full retard.
>>69300771
I'm a stupid booknigger and it means nothing to me either. Who's going to battle who in Moat Cailin?
>>69298004
This t.b.h fäm
>>69301941
>dat jonfag damage control
I wonder if his microdick came from the Stark or Targ line
>>69295257
>>69295282
don't forget about the other guy who was brought back to life over 5 times. This isn't even the first on screen resurrection.
>>69302557
>not knowing how often Tormund talks about his dick
showfag, pls.
>>69299964
>>69299954
we don't mean the EPIC HUGE BATTLE SCENES meme epic, got has literally hundreds of named characters and middle earth has like 5 of them most offscreen and dead like the dwarves of moria
lotr is literally more overrated than evangelion
i don't like got either but i have a burning hatred for lotr autists DUDE ANCIENT KING OF GHOSTS LMAO XD
>>69302807
>>69298029
well in the book there is a cost for coming back, but I don't think they're going to address that in the show.
>>69295257
The show is shit for many reason but not for that one.
>>69299964
>>69299848
>>69299954
>>69302894
Not him. They're both shit but LOTR is easily the worse of the bunch.
Sorry, but I'd take a more grounded fantasy with a bigger cast over Christianity: The series. Sure Tolkien has better prose and he invented a bunch of cool sounding languages but only pretentious elitists will give those things resounding weight.
>>69300891
I honestly can't believe it's anything other than this.
You simply don't bring back a character an episode after he died so nonchalantly as if nothing even happened. Most theories never said anything about anyone other than Jon being resurrected, but they add in that
>is it really you in there?
clearly bringing up the subject.
I thought the episode was alright but just how Jon walked out of the keep like THE 3 FUCKING SEASONS PRIOR WHERE ITS HAMMERED INTO YOU THAT THERES NO WAY OUT OF THE WATCH EXCEPT DEATH but then I said fuck it, thinking is for faggots.
>>69304074
but he did die you dork
>>69303561
>>69303561
the first law tv-show when? fuck this got shit
>>69299902
The first guy (first steward?) in the line of hangbois cries about Jon not being dead...what are they all gonna bitch and moan about his resurrection? I get that it's a fucking weird thing in their eyes but they've all seen whights... They know resurrection (while not like Jon or Beric) is clearly possible
>>69299503
I think the larger portion people are missing is that he died...and they both wanted to know (Davros and Meli) what happened after. NOTHING. Blackness etc. So Jon KNOWS this is it. He's got one last chance to fuck shit up, or that's it they lose it's all done.
Plus I get the feeling he's more fucked up now, like Pet Sematery...where coming back he retains bits of himself but he'll never be the same.
Also the big reveal (You know nothing Jon Snow) has to be that he's the bastard child of Targaryean not Ned. He's actually related to Dani, and will have Dragon shit tied in too. That lonely tower is the wife who wasn't "kidnapped" like Bran and the family always believed. Ned made that promise....and I think we'll see that Lonely Tower crap was the woman dying in child birth.
>>69295257
Terrible bait, we saw the same shit happen in season 3
>>69295257
They resurrected Beric Dondarrion like 4 fucking times back in season 3 you dingus.
>>69304074
Jon got killed for being an honorable MARY SUE. He doesn't care. I'd say it's meant to show us what it'd be like if Ned got a second chance.
The apocalypse is nigh and they just saw a dead man walk. You think anyone gives a fuck if he just walks out? Especially Jon himself?
>>69295257
Nice bait
>>69298466
Btfo
>>69302602
And Cat in the books
>implying being an anime is a bad thing
That already makes it infinitely greater than any Americancer reality show anon
>>69298320
>She wouldn't have succeeded with half of this shit if she didn't have capable allies
She would've died in the Red Waste. I wish she did.
