>Capeshit
>Starshit
>Fairytaleshit
>Antiquityshit
Bibleshit when?
Just start off with Paradise Lost, then build up to ebin battle between heaven and hell with with archangels and demons, lucifer vs michael, let some director with a sense of kino direct like Tarsem Singh
bam there u have it, how hard can it be?
>>69291981
ABD mate
>The Passion of the Christ
>Little Nicky
>Dogma
>Bruce Almighty
>Evan Almighty
>etc
>Tarsem Singh
could work, but also not
>exodus: gods and kings
>noah
>>69292110
I liked them...
as a
>Supernatural
fan.
>>69292110
No one wants to see the story we already know and have seen about boring humans Noah and Moses. Those movies were far from kino anyways.
People wanna see ebin supernatural stuff like demons and angels.
>>69291981
Because Hollywood thinks that every movie must have a human protagonist and a love interest, no matter how forced and shitty.
>>69291981
Let me tell you which jew myth would fucking rock, anon.
Judges.
Ever read it? Basically, after Joshua finishes what Moses started the Israelites start fucking up pretty quickly, getting in bed with all these native Canaanites and shit, worshipping false gods, getting attacked by pissed off tribes and city states.
So every few years, someone has to rise up under the name of God and beat back an oppressor, an army, a conqueror. Eglon stuck a fat king in the shitter like some Biblical Billy the Kid, Deborah dropped a Syrian general with a tent peg, everybody knows Samson had long hair and a thing for whores. It'd be like The Avengers of the Bronze Age.
>>69292210
Noah had angels and they even fight humans
Plus he bullies hermione
>>69291981
bible is capeshit
>>69291981
I want Samson wrecking shit.
