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Arthur Dayne actor confirmed for most handsome actor in the show? Game of ThronesEven topping Jaime?
>>69274116
Continued from here >>69273115
R8 THE EPISODE
>God Tier
Ending Jon scene
>Good Tier
Kings Landing Scenes
Sam & Gilly scene.
>Meh Tier
Arya scene.
Jon Snow revival.
Tower of Joy
Varys & Tyrion scenes.
Daenerys scene.
>Shit Tier
Pycelle farting
Umbers swearing fealty for bullshit reasons.
Ramsay receiving Rickon, Osha & Shaggydog's head.
Ok overall. Portrayal of Arthur Dayne, Hightower and young Ned Stark was pretty bad.
>>69274116
What's Jon going to do next episode, lads?
>Based Umber BTFOing manlet Ramsay
Stannis is dead
5th for non glowing Sword of the Morning
>>69274359
fuggin inside stansa
UNO
>And remember, all i need in return are whispers
What did he mean by that?
YoungNed's actor sure was one ugly motherfucker.
>>69274335
how about tyrion ad-libbing for three minutes in meereen?
>>69274359
break the wheel
>>69274367
What an unnecessary contraption.
>Rikkon is taller than Ramsey
He's a fucking manlet.
First for comedy-gold.
Reminder, reddit-sperglords will defend this (mostly only one guy from reddit)
confirmed
>and now my watch has ended
Jesuschrist that was pathetic. Comic books tier.
>>69274418
What the actual fuck was that scene. It did absolutely nothing for the plot or characters it was just useless.
Olly did nothing wrong. Jon is a scumbag.
>>69274335
I thought Hightower would be portrayed by someone like pic related
episode link
>>69274335
Arya scene was great because it confirmed Cleganebowl
>mfw Melisandre called Jon the prince that was promised
>>69274335
>implying Ramsay isn't floating down the Trident on a ruse cruise courtesy of the Umbers
>>69274359
The wildlings think he's a god now, so whatever he feels like doing with that army.
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>>69274445
The fight was ok, could have been much better and much worse. Dual wielding was retarded.
Jamie vs. Ned still best fight
Didn't the Arya scene all but confirm R+L=J?
How she said she had 4 brothers but got hit instead
>>69274445
It's amazing the ferocity with which he defends it too. His classic post is one about how 'hurr autists dun like cool stuff in fantasy, I guess da sky wasnt bloo enuff' When in fact Dawn is like the most fantasy fucking thing in the series apart from literal dragons.
>High sparrow knows about the regicide and incest
Cersei is fucked.
>Howland Reed
High Sparrow is Howland Reed confirmed
Lads is Arya coming back to kill Mel? Mel did say they would meet again in season 3
This show is shit, but I got some good feels out of Jon waking up and then being embraced by Davos to shake him out of that existential crisis.
>>69274116
>This guy is Arthur Dayne
I always dreamed of being Arthur Dayne when I read the books
>can't torrent because fucking everyone is leeching
>ddl sites won't fucking load because of all the traffic
where the fuck can I find an avi download link?
>>69274471
Really should have been. I don't fault them for not going big on explaining him and shit bc show watchers wouldnt really know or care who he is. But itd have been nice to have a guy like that who clearly is Hightower for people who actually know who he is
>>69274472
HBO channel 524 on directTV.
>>69274514
>Jamie vs. Ned still best fight
Wait a minute. I'm supposed to believe Jon snow is the good guy?
>>69274518
Technically Jon is her half-brother as far as she knows.
>>69274471
I am mad he died quickly. Hightower was supposed to be one of the best of all time.
>>69274518
As far as Arya knows, Jon was Ned's son, so even if R+L=J is true, it couldn't be a lie she could tell. To her, it was the truth.
>>69274468
>killed his waifu and nodded to Jon as if they were best buds
>stabbed him to death
Naw, Jon was in the right.Seriously though, he could've either pardoned them and risk them causing trouble at Castle Black or do whats normally done to Brothers who betray the Watch and execute them.
>>69274580
YOU BERTA NOT BE
A MAN HUNTA
So Bloodraven isn't Brynden Rivers in the show? WHAT THE FUCK?
Was it too much to ask for Reed or Stark to look Arthur in the eye and say
>"DAYNE?"
rickon
>>69274570
fuck there is no hbo here
link fag
>>69274580
Why are you linking the strong feminism fight?
>>69274610
>uh you don't get to bring gerold hightower
>>69274359
nothing i don't think. gonna be a filler ep
>>69274542
LADS, ANSWER ME, PLEASE!
I thought Tower of Joy could be a great longshot and the camera pans between each character as they fight and make their way to the top. Instead I got this shit. I'm almost legitimately upset.
For those wanting leaks >>69225639
>>69274608
Literally irrelevent
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
How was it, lads?
>I failed
>Good. Now go fail again
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DID DAVOS MEAN BY THIS???
>>69274485
she wasn't talking about jon, she was just saying it isn't stannis but it could be someone else. Basically it was renewing her faith in her lord, not necessarily jon
>>69274684
fake as fuck.
is clegan bowl actually happening? Arya did not wish his death
is it actually happeningggg
>>69274606
>Crows before hoes
No way, Olly followed the oath.
>>69274669
We can't see the future anon. None of the leaks for this season has said that would happen
RICKON IS A FAKE.
THAT'S WHY UMBER WOULDN'T SWEAR ANY OATHS
>>69274680
Nice.
>>69274708
>burden of leadership
>no one else to do the job, but you
It's not hard, anon
>>69274537
>High Sparrow is Howland Reed confirmed
i was looking for clues to support this but couldn't find any
>>69274680
sorry i made a mistake
FIXED
>>69274731
It was the same actor...
>>69274359
He said it right at the end when he was walking out
"and now, the song of ice and fire truly begins"
What he meant by that is up for debate
>>69274680
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD.
>>69274640
fack off
>>69274404
I think he wanted them to be more quiet next time he raped them
I bet Linda goes into maximum sperg mode over this episode.
About to watch it. What should I expect?
>>69274755
>>High Sparrow is Howland Reed confirmed
>i was looking for clues to support this but couldn't find any
The biggest moment happened last episode when Jamie and him had a face to face - Jamie of course being absent while the Sparrow takes over and the only guy who could identify him -
I think the theory is dead.
Or maybe it is alive still in the books - Jamie is in the forest after all in the real story
>yfw based Smalljon says "The North Remembers"
>small council scene
>kevan, mace, pycelle, olenna together for some reason
>cersei and mountain walk in
>suddenly remember that spoiler we got a while back saying these exact characters would get killed by the mountain in a "red wedding" moment
>clench my asshole
Anyone else remember this? It didn't happen this episode, but it looks like that's what they're setting up here
You can just TELL 100% of this episode was written by Dan Weiss.
Dabid Benioff writes the okay-tier episodes, but Weiss's horseshit is something you can smell a mile away.
Just look how much of the episode is talked about by Weiss
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQxKjW0PmaU
>>69274708
metaphor. he was going right and well. now continue.
>>69274824
Cleganebowl confirmation. Get hype.
>>69274765
Its possible the Umbers and Rickon have some sort of master plan up their sleeves and that the Direwolf head isn't Shaggydog
That seems unlikely though, how many plots can revolve around one's uncanny ability to smash walnuts?
>>69274801
Real (book) Brienne would have gotten cut into itty bitty pieces by the Hound
>>69274762
you fucked up again
Based Umbers tricking Ramsay. Get fucked
>>69274335
>Umbers swearing fealty for bullshit reasons.
This could be a ruse though, right
>>69274762
I don't understand
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY SHOW US TOJ THEN END IT RIGHT BEFORE LYANNA
>>69274116
Pretty good episode. At least most of the scenes made sense. Tower of joy was dumb and so was Tyrion's speaking, but the rest worked. Varys actually doing something and being intimidating was good, Sam the cuck king worked, Jons scenes were satisfying besides my watch has ended, Arya actually advanced, and Kings landing was as usually good all around
every /got/ thread since the episode ended
>criticism
>"well it could have been much worse!"
That's how you know it was truly horrible
Was I really high or was that actually a good episode?
>>69274701
If you voted for 5 or above you literally need to get the fuck out.
>Fart joke
>Le witty imp plays le funny drinking game
>Shit and pointless Daenerys scenes
>ten fucking minutes of Arya faceless crap
>Jon comes back and isn't changed at all, nothing is different, he's still a complete pussy
>Common whore from Meereen whose bf is literally called Dong is dressed like a noble family
>in fact all the costumes have simply gone to shit, what the fuck were the Kingsguard wearing? It looked like they hammered together that armour out of tin cans Lyanna threw out the window
Yeah good ep man
Why does the Tower of Joy suck ass?
Why didn't Howland Reed know frog magic?
>>69274942
It was good.
Varys is GOAT
so cleganebowl confirmed cause of lannister's saying they will do trial by combat?.....
>>69274915
To keep people watching until the very last episode of the season which is when they'll show it.
>>69274837
that scene did seem pretty missplaced. And since pycelle and kevan die to varys in the books (who isn't in KL anymore) this makes sense
what a shit fucking episode christ
>>69274890
They gave him Rickon, Osha and killed Shaggydog m8.
>>69274595
yea me too
the 7 vs 3 is a big deal since aerys's KG was one of the most stacked of all time. they had dayne, hightower and whent outnumbered and they still got wrecked
all 7 members were considered among the best knights in the realm, even young jaime. the show gets the broad strokes right as usual but fucks up the details leaving the scene with a bad taste.
i mean dual wielding and that choreography come on. no one was even wearing full plate.
>>69274963
Rushed to fucking shit man
>>69274335
Umbers are tricking Ramsay, because D&D in their infinite wisdom cut the Manderly's from the show.
>>69274116
Yes
but your pic is shit.
>>69274832
doesn't make any sense, the age gap is to great
Howland should be closer to Ned's age, the High Sparrow looks like he's in his 80's
how is cleganebowl confirmed?
>>69274961
>>in fact all the costumes have simply gone to shit, what the fuck were the Kingsguard wearing? It looked like they hammered together that armour out of tin cans Lyanna threw out the window
This. What happened to the costumes? They used to be fucking amazing
>>69274942
>anime double sword fight
>15 minutes of boring Tyrion filler
no
>>69274963
>Why didn't Howland Reed know frog magic?
This hurts me the most. One of the oldest /got/ memes laid to rest.
>>69274970
Good to see Varys get a real scene that actually requires acting and not just a comic relief and an insert for dick jokes.,
>>69274669
wew lads
>>69274714
what do you mean fake as fuck? A bunch of that stuff has happened already.
>>69274915
It's Dumb and Dumber, what the hell did you expect? Those hacks want to blue ball everyone for as long as fucking possible because they think it'll somehow make it more climactic to delay showing what everyone's already known for five goddamn years.
Did anyone else notice High Test Daenerys side boob looked pretty big? They are probably so nice now.
>>69274963
Where at all in the books did it say he used frog magic? Ned said Howland saved him, this is very likely what GRRM was going for
>>69275054
imagine dat ass
>>69274468
Olly did everything wrong because he was motivated purely by personal revenge and general cuntyness.
Thorne did nothing wrong, and Bowen Marsh in the books was 100% in the right.
>>69274838
if episode 1 was written by weiss and 2 was written by benioff, then youre probably right.
You'd think Dany would take the hint that nobody gives a shit that she's DAENERYS STORMBORN OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, BREAKER OF CHAINS, QUEEN OF MEEREEN, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
>>69275042
>>69274970
Based. Varys is the patrician's choice of character.
>>69274684
dabid and dan are just going to kill everyone off like that?
This episode fucking sucked.
The rest of the series is going to be like this - you can tell that the ideas are cool, George RR Martin obviously had some cool shit planned - but when the bullet point storyline was handed over, the gaps were filled with cheesy dialogue and bullshit gapfiller like that Tyrion - Greyworm scene.
The show will keep treading water solely because GRRM's interesting storyline, but it's just going to get more and more ridiculous. Shame. Hope it doesn't ruin the books for me.
>WATCH THE SHOW RIGHT NOW
>ALRIGHT, IT'S 2 KINGSGUARD
>SURELY THE DUEL WIELDER ISN'T ARTHUR "BIG GUY FOR YOU" DAYNE
>HE MUST BE WITH LYANNA
>"HE'S ARTHUR DAYNE, THE BEST SWORD[[[S]]] MAN[[[S]]]" - BRAN
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>>69275054
is she wearing blue jeans under that shit?
BRAVO D&D
Is Jon killing a child meant to be a morally dark moment or something? I doubt anyone in the world took it that way.
>>69275014
Agreed. Best Kingsguard of all time. No need to give them anime dual swords, just let the viewers know how good they are.... give more backstory, mention the knights with Ned, etc. Make people invested in the damn fight.
TINY
>>69275082
man she gaine dsome 2o lbs in a day. but god i'd still fuck her to death. that cute fat shaking. yummm. she still fine
>>69275098
It's true to her character to be self unaware and narcissistic.
>>69275039
>everything in kings landing
>Ramsy getting rickon
>Aerya's first interesting scene in like 10000 episodes
>everything at the wall
I liked those parts.
>>69275098
She's been surrounded by people who practically worship her for quite a while.
>>69274116
I heard that they couldn't make Dawn glowy and shit cause the materials that would make it "Alive with light" and pale as milkglass and shit wouldn't be able to clash against shit without breaking and getting fucked up.
Can anyone confirm?
I think it was the dudes that made the official replications of shit from the show that said it.
Does Dany and or Arya get their cheeks stroked within the episode at some point?Or show their feet not in piss ugly sandals?
>>69275037
Their surcoats (sorry historyfag I don't know this but the thing underneath their plate) was literally modern black gossamer too, it was like sports equipment so they could move better. Not only did it completely lack any protection, it also didn't look medievil in the slightest.
As for the northerners... their costumes were just incredibly bland. I know they're glorified extras except for Ned, but still.
I like Jon's new haircut
>>69275117
Don't forgot the Uggs
>>69275175
CG MOTHER FUCKER.
so they are going to let ramsay fuck everything up and kill him off at the end.
>>69275175
There's CGI for a reason. That's a stupid excuse.
"they think you're some kind of god" thing was weird
/r/ timestamp for pycelle fart
watched the scene a few times and i still cant hear it
>>69275175
THEY COULD HAVE PAINTED A SWORD FUCKING WHITE
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69274606
Nigger do you remember the very first scene of the show? Of course he was going to do it.
>>69274335
>God Tier
Bernie sanders sweet talking the shota king
Arya training montage
Last words of the hanged men (fuck olly)
Umber having a man-to-man talk with Ramsay
>Good Tier
Jon waking up and meeting his pals
Qyburn talking to varys' little birds
Tower of Joy fight coreography
Varys intimidating a niggress
>Meh Tier
Every other kings landing scene
Sam and Gilly scene
Tower of Joy casting and setting completely off
Daenerys getting btfo
>Shit Tier
Jon walking away "muh watch is ended", no speech, no commotion
Arya getting her eyes back after 3 episodes FUCK OFF
Tyrion making le funny memetalk with le stoic black people
Rickon is getting murdered for gratuitous violence and to give Jon a reason to march towards Winterfell
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
>>69274942
It was good but not great and not as good as last weeks
>>69275054
It was a body double compare their triceps fat
>>69274335
>>69274471
>Portrayal of Arthur Dayne, Hightower
The young looking Kingsguard dude that died first was supposed to be Hightower? I thought that was Whent. Hightower's supposed to be old or at least quite up there in years.
>>69275226
If you are on HBOGo, it is 35:27
>mfw this episode
Whatever happened to the tripfag shitposter from last year?
What was his name again?
What if the mountain changes his name to the fountain
>>69274942
It was good in comparison to the last two.
The acting was stepped up and the plot wasn't rushed.
>>69275253
I assumed it was Hightower because Hightower was namedropped by Pycelle later in the episode
>>69275175
If that really was the issue, they should've just colored the blade Black, or something, anything.
keeping it as a normal sword is fucking stupid considering how much lore went into that one weapon
>>69275209
>>69275217
With how shitty their usual cg is, you guys would complain about it and say it looks like a lightsaber and why it looks like they ripped off JJ Ambrams cause there's lens flare
>>69275226
>>69275253
Yes, Hightower was old and the Lord Commander. Do you think D&D care?
>>69275268
surprisingly good camerawork and cinematography in this scene
>>69275258
underrated
In Thorne’s boots is not a nice place to be. I found the most important thing when playing the character was to just get rid of a whole section of feelings that I have as a human being — like joy, for instance, that’s just gone. Once I achieved that, in my mind, to look at Jon Snow, who has the world before him and talent and is this personal human being, to look at him while you’re feeling joyless, then Snow presses all the wrong buttons
>based aliser thorne actor
>>69275268
CANT WAKE UP
>>69275300
Better than dual-wielding.
>>69275050
So you bring in half the wildling army and build up 2 seasons for it, only to get it killed by ramsay?
Are you also gonna belief that Ramsay kill list?
post yfw the little fucker finally died
>>69274558
You know Arthur Dayne was a fag with a crush on Rhaegar, right? Just pointing this out
>>69275243
WHY DOES HE EAT THE CHICKEN
>>69275300
Better than anime powah.
Sword(s) of the Morning...
Reminder: Jaime confirmed that Sneks are ruling over Dorne rn.
They went from:
>avenging the death of our beloved father and fuck buddy, restoring the glory of house martell
To:
>down with Oberyn's family (not inherently related to us) and house martell in general; their weak men can not survive, long live dorne and the strong women who gave the martell's their strength in the first place
It makes no fucking sense, and the show wants to establish them as smart and badass, but anyone with a head can see that they can't even keep their own agendas right.
>tfw theon is going to become the biggest badass of all time
What is dead, may never die
is that the real rickon or not? fucking shaggydog killed by shitty umbers? why are the wolves so useless except for ghost and potentially nymeria?
also is greatjon umber dead in the books? his son is a cunt
also why is jaime still butt buddies with cersei
>tfw they turned Jon into a video game character
>>69274983
yeah because people are just gonna check out of the series once that scene is aired
fuck off retard
>>69275268
forget Olly, it was Yarwick who was the tragic character
>forced to follow Thorne, even though he knew Jon was right
>eventually Thorne has the bright idea to stab Azor Jon and Yarwick is forced to go along, clearly regretting it the most
>only wanted his wife to think he died bravely fighting the Wildlings when he really just died like a bitch
very similar to the life of a Stannisfag
>>69275333
80% of that Ramsay kill-list has already happened or implied to have happened.
>>69275258
wait a damn second
what does he say before the blade comes down?
I can't remember if I've ever noticed that before
>>69275235
>Nigger do you remember the very first scene of the show?
>some fags get killed by whitewalkers and one of them escapes.
?????????what dos that have to do with anything
>>69275342
Thank you based D&D
>>69275342
reddit filename
into the trash you go
Was the other kingsguard Whent, or Hightower?
I assume it's Whent, but why the fuck did pycelle mention hightower at all?
Why have those scenes in the same episode?
>>69275241
>shota king
You do know this guy is 18, right? That's a literal adult man now.too old
Everyone noticed the Cleganebowl confirmation right?
even Jaime's hype
>>69275342
>>69275457
maybe Hightower will be up high in the tower
>>69275402
Smalljon gets killed trying to protect Robb Stark. Greatjon gets captured and held prisoner to keep House Umber from fighting back against the Boltons and the Freys.
>>69275402
Obviously it was Rickon, its Osha and the same actor. If its a ruse why even include Osha at all?
And of course its Shaggydog, the show just doesnt care about making the head big. Its shown that the head immidiately made Ramsay believe that this is Rickon and thats the head of his dire wolf. Ramsay fucking knows hounds and shit, you think he'd mistake a direwolf head for a regular wolf?
>>69275457
gerold hightower's up in the toj bed of blood with lyanna, witnessing jon's birth
>Greatjon is dead
NO
FINAL FUCKING STRAW
"WHO SAID THIS?"
"ME, LE QUIP LE DWARF LE"
>>69275408
Expectations increase ratings.
how does qyburn give candied plums to all the birds in dorne and high garden is there is no postal service in westeros?
I wan't underage fags to go
>>69275483
poetry
>get hyped for the most pivotal episode ever of game of thrones
>stay up late and watch it despite having a final in 5 hours
>get 5 seconds of ebin dual wielding at the tower of joy and a shitty cliffhanger
>get 44 minutes and 55 seconds of le ebin sitcoms with tyrion and varys
>>69275333
its happening anon - dungeons and dragons will make it so. As much as you want to believe it won't get that absurd - it will.
>>69275402
It's the same fucking actors, yes it's the real Rickon and Osha. The Umbers aren't faceless men or red priests.
And yes they're seriously joining Ramsey.
>>69275498
I bet
>Rickon is taller than Ramsay
holy FUCK is puberty doing a number on these kids
>>69275175
They did lightsabers in fucking 1970s no problem.
2 minute scene where one episode has a higher budget than fucking A New Hope, and they couldn't stump for some CGI? I would have accepted the dual wielding if Dawn was legit and glowed.
The Dawn we got is a crime in comparison to the books. It's smaller, fine. It doesn't glow, annoying. Dayne STICKS IT IN THE FUCKING DIRT DISRESPECTING IT WHILE KEEPING HIS REGULAR PLEB STEEL SWORD AT HIS SIDE? LITERALLY WAT.
Why the fuck are people complaining about a shitty sword with lore.
Characters were completely cut from the book into the show and people expect the show writers to care about how a sword looks and background story of a now irrelevant family?
>that 5 minute scene of le small man quipping and trying to get no balls and black slut to talk to him
literally why?
>>69275507
It's called the market
>>69275390
>imblying Euron isn't going to molest him as soon as he shows back up
FUCKING UMBER BASTARD
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HES PLAYING RAMSAY
I HOPE HE DIES FOR SHAGGYDOG
>>69275503
kek
It was so obvious, I yelled "me" at my laptop just before he said le witty quip
This episode made me physically sick, specifically when they revealed Rickon and Shaggy Dog's head
What the fuck happened? This show is dogshit
THE ULTIMATE REDEMPTION OF D&D: THE EPISODE:
>Melisandre brings back Olly so Jon can kill him again.
>Rickon Stark & Osha in Winterfell are a ploy by Umbers and other northern houses. Ramsay makes Osha his bitch. They engage in violent sex like he did with Myranda. She cuffs him to a bed. Rickon brings in the real Shaggydog (the severed head was a ruse,fake wolf) and they let him on Ramsay to rip him. Umbers and the other houses attack and take back Winterfell.
>Tower of Joy flashback continues, in the tower, Ned finds the real Arthur Dayne (the guy who he killed was G. Hightower). They have a 3 minute amazing duel and Arthur is a major badass with his sword Dawn. He eventually defeats him and R+L=J gets confirmed.
> Tyrion finally decides that he's had too much shit ruling these rioting cities. He fucks off to Volantis in disguise and chases his true calling.
>We find out Sandor is still alive and will fight for the Faith in Cersei's trial. Cleganebowl 100% confirmed, undeniable.
> The Dothraki decide that Dany's betrayal of the Dothraki customs is unforgivable, all 20k good men and their horses rape her and then she's butchered for horse food.
> Arya becomes full assassin god tier faceless man. Decides to run off back to Westeros and use this skills to finish off the people from her list. About to leave while everyone's sleeping, but not before entering Waif's room. She wakes her up and asks her "Who are you?" - The Waif looks at her confused. Arya BTFO's her in an awesome combo and says "Another person off my list".
>Jamie gets horny, wants Cersei to have sex with him again. She refuses, gets salty about Myrcella and all the shit that's been happening recently. Jamie attempts to rape her but she fights back. Overpowers her,starts raping.She starts screaming for The Mountain to save her. He chokes her and covers her mouth with his hand to prevent her from screaming and rapes her harder. As he cums into her, he realizes he strangled her. Prophecy fulfilled.
>>69275412
>fan fiction guesswork
>include things that already happened
>didn't post these things in advance with a timestamp
S...SEEE IT'S REAL BECAUSE IT LISTS THINGS THAT HAPPENED ALREADY
fuck off or post real leak links faggot
Cleganebowl confirmed but is it happening this season or is king's landing moving at a snail's pace
>>69275545
>black slut
she's a classy lady and would make a better queen than fatleesi
>>69275535
>use a different actor
>there's no mystery everyone knows for sure it's a decoy so there's no drama
real good idea there champ.
so.....bloodraven is now 1,000 years old in the show
BRAVO D&D. BRAVO.
so i guess bloodraven as brynden rivers is completely scrapped and now he's just some magical old scandanvian man that has been sitting in a tree for 1,000 years.
just...bravo
post yfw you realize this show is leftist propaganda for refugees
>>69274467
>>69274418
to me it felt like it was highlighting how the people surrounding dany are totally incompetent at governing
So we all agree that the best part of the entire season so far is the bantz with Umber and Ramsay, correct?
So who was the "Oathbreaker" in this episode?
Jon, for quitting the Nights Watch?
Reed, for being a beta bitch?
Smalljon, for giving over Rickon?
This show has gotten so bad that we get at least one major meme from each episode. First the Sneks, then I am the X, then farting.
>>69275584
Writing catering to the crowd that bandwagoned the show after Season 3 and don't pay attention at all
>>69274116
Too bad they had to fuck him over with DUDE DUAL WIELDING LMAO
>>69275585
>>Tower of Joy flashback continues, in the tower, Ned finds the real Arthur Dayne (the guy who he killed was G. Hightower). They have a 3 minute amazing duel and Arthur is a major badass with his sword Dawn.
>>69275483
>Gerold is taking care of Lyanna and means Ned no harm
>Lays down his sword and asks Ned to help him bury Lyanna
NAH WITTENZE
>Ned holds his arms behind his back as howland shivs his stomach 20 times
>>69275427
"this really was a storm of swords"
>>69275585
BONUS:In the preview for the next episode, we see Tyrion in Volantis performing at a stand up comedy show.
>>69275489
Apparently not in the show
Why the fuck would the Umbers meet with Ramsay and not mention that they would like their man back
The dialogue in the Tower of Joy thing was so shitty.
Like each actor was just waiting for the other to finish saying their lines so they could quickly say their own, pretty much no emotion or anything, all stunted. Felt kinda rushed too.
>>69275620
tormund making a small dick joke about jon's pecker was one of the top 5 moments in the entire series
>>69274448
Noice
>>69275585
i'd like the dany part
>>69275625
>This show has gotten so bad that we get at least one major meme from each episode.
I'm glad tbhwy. Without the memes it would be less fun
>>69275621
Obviously jon you dum dum
>>69275547
>>69275547
>market for candied plums availability everywhere equal
>>69275621
all 3
>>69274684
>over half of them are by Ramsay
jesus fucking christ
>>69275178
Please respond it's one of the only reasons I get excited for this show now.
>>69275529
>going anywhere near something like this within days of a final exam
not clever
What if, the umbers are replacing the manderleys, and the head's are just a trick, kinda like with davos in book 5.
>>69275427
>Finally, I have become A Game of Thrones based on the books by George R R Martin
>>69275610
>Created in 1995
>leftist propaganda for refugees
>>69275690
>what is trade
>>69275710
Ramsay is going to flay Rickon, is that part of their epic plan?
>>69275659
But real fighting is supposed to be 'rushed'. Did you expect fucking slomo? the only thing that pissed me off about that scene was the fucking dual wield bullshit
>>69275543
It is absolutely amazing how retardedly obsessed people are over this sword
>Going to have to endure prof teasing tonight's GoT episode tomorrow
>Whole class talking about how good it was
Does anyone else have to suffer like this?
>>69275342
I liked him for killing Ygritte tho
I also liked him for killing Jon Snow
I hate all the characters you guys like and not ironically.
>>69275628
This, you could see he had trouble doing it. Should have just given him a big fucking sword desu, it would have been significantly cooler if he took one swing and killed two northmen at once to open the fight which made Howland Reed piss himself and fall on the floor.
Did anyone else notice that Ned was a sly little fucker? He let Holand charge Dayne while he and his m8 went for Hightower/Whent who were clearly inferior. Top kek m8 nice job getting all your bois killed by Dayne.
He even looked really upset when he realized he was going to have to fight Dayne... weirdly comedic moment where he was like 'well, fuck, if I have to, I guess.'
>>69275621
Pycelle was the Windbreaker
>>69275665
here's your (you) i hope you chock on it
>>69275606
bran could simply have been exaggerating mate
but it's possible d&d forgot the lore
Man, get over the dual wielding, fellas. If there's anyone in ASOIAF who is an overpowered fantasy hero, it's Arthur Dayne. Let him have it.
Dabid and Dabid didn't fuck up too much of the dialogue at the TOJ which honestly impressed me
>>69275728
>what is back to the point of the original question
>>69275770
i'll let him have it right in the nape lmao
>>69275770
Not like this
>>69274116
Dayne's delivery of his lines was good. Eddard's was not. Also they shouldn't have bothered with half the fight it looked comical.
I'm not surprised leddit endjoyed this vacillating rubbish, it reflects the emptiness in their deformed subhuman souls.
>>69275760
bran didn't say it, the three eyed raven did
>>69275770
i will never, ever stop criticizing d&d's fanfiction on a monoglian basket weaving forum
So when are they going to show the best Dayne on the TV show?
>>69275770
But it's dumb and puts you at a disadvantage over having a shield or simply using your longsword with two hands
>>69275585
If Jaime kills Cersei then there's no need for Cleganebowl as that's what the theory is based upon
>>69274861
The books are as bad as the show now. George doesn't know what to write.
>>69275752
i want to be that guy whn i grow up
>>69275744
>Attending liberal indoctrination centers
>>69275743
It's really easy to make long pointy things glow dude. People do it on youtube all the fucking time. Somebody made a webm of Stannis' army all drawing lightsabers and it looks amazing.
It really should not be this difficult for professional showmakers who spend thousands on CGI per season to commission one more relatively inexpensive task.
It is absolutely amazing how showfags are retardedly obsessed with sucking D&D's dual wielded cocks and spinning them around.
>>69275752
Jokes on you I'm more interested in face caressing.
>>69275805
>I'm not surprised leddit endjoyed this vacillating rubbish, it reflects the emptiness in their deformed subhuman souls.
>>69275817
He's Arthur Dayne
He's got a magic space sword
He's got his own cute little title
He was already an anime character
>>69275733
Not the action, the dialogue felt rushed
Gonna make some webms, toj fight?
>>69274367
"My rope!" - Castle Black rope weaver
>>69275602
They just wouldn't do the ruse if that were the case. See; The House of the Undying. They cut all of Dany's book visions because they'd be too obvious if we actually saw them instead of just reading how she perceived them.
>>69275839
It's hard to make something fantastical and glowy look good clashing with something more grounded and real. It's the reason George Lucas told the clone wars people that they couldn't have a vibroblade clash with a lightsabre, it's a shitty visual.
>>69275585
>>The Dothraki decide that Dany's betrayal of the Dothraki customs is unforgivable, all 20k good men and their horses rape her and then she's butchered for horse food.
This would legitimately make me happier than anything else in the world could
>>69275805
there's no way this is a serious post
>>69274116
Nikolai is so European that his nose is a third of his face
>>69275845
tip yourself off a cliff cumguzzler.
>>69274861
wasn't the hound dying from a festering wound at the time of the fight? that's a significant disadvantage
Anyone watch some earlier eps before this season started?
It's really remarkable how far the show has fallen, but I guess it can't be helped given how the source material did the same thing and now that DnD are left to their own devices.
Roommates still fucking love it though.
>>69275722
The show, not the books. Fucking nigger
>>69275815
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.
>>69275751
>He even looked really upset when he realized he was going to have to fight Dayne... weirdly comedic moment where he was like 'well, fuck, if I have to, I guess.'
Made it more real though
>>69275770
Dual wielding is impractical tho. It's literally a fucking video game gimmick. Having a super powerful sword named 'dawn' would've been a lot more impressive and interesting. Instead we have this dual wield shit that makes people roll their eyes
>REMINDER THAT JON KILLED THE NIGHT'S WATCH'S COOK
In season 1 when Jon and the other stewards are getting their assignments, someone (maybe Pyp) is told to report to Bowen Marsh in the kitchens
>tfw that last scene
>>69275863
uno farto
>>69275839
the problem with that is the retarded fans would then start wondering what was up with the sword, why it looks like that, etc, and they'd have to add in dialogue and all this shit to explain what the sword is.
i don't mind them taking it out of the show, saves everyone the headache of going into what is going on with that sword
>>69275858
>>69275817
>>69275770
>Dayne dual wielding
>Jon back from the dead and more badass than ever
>Sand sneks wrecking shit with zero logic
>undead zombie vs militant monk fight soon
Season 6 confirmed for anime season?
WAS ANY OF THIS IN THE BOOKS
>>69275927
bowen marsh is the steward or castle black who is charge of the day-to-day operations and logistics of the NW
it's not strange for him to be in the kitchens checking stock or or talking to cook
he is not the cook however
>>69275935
>dank 9gag 'army' openly showing up
>>69275817
stop watching skallagrim
it's fucking fantasy, people also wield fire-swords
>>69275912
These are just a few of the many reasons why I love Darkstar.
tfw GoT is going to end in a time paradox leading to the erasure of all events past bran being shoved from a window
>>69275906
>created in 2009
>leftist propaganda for refugees
just stop shitting up the thread with your delusional /pol/ comments
That episode was actually pretty damn good.
Better than most season 1 episodes actually.
what did she mean by this?
>>69275904
Dude.. just re-watching random scenes from season 1 makes me despair. Not even pivotal ones, random conversations like based Jory and Jamie outside the King's bed chamber.
>>69275904
The quality is plummeting at break neck speed.
Mainly the script and acting has gone down. This episode, for all its foibles, was /BETTER/ than the last two pieces of shit D&D pushed out.
The show is losing its magic and no one on this board seems to care. They're unfazed and don't notice the difference in feeling and presentation. They still like it and watch it like they think it's good.
>>69275952
Arya story and Bran's flashback (but not Bran doing the flashing back) were in the books. And Sam's story, kind of. Everything else is fan fiction.
>>69275952
No. Literally E V E R Y T H I N G in this episode was fanfiction trash.
>>69275917
Not true, people have discussed this for a long time, the problem with it is really that you need to be incredibly good, ususally better than your opponents, and equally strong in both arms (something most people struggle with). In a battle you don't want to be doing skillful things because discipline and numbers are more importnat and the more you can reduce skill the better for the army as a whole. But for person combat where you're outnumbered and you are better than your opponents dual weilding is very good. But that's a laundry list of conditions, fortunately Arthur Dayne meets them.
>>69275952
Yes
>>69275744
yes. have a cousin who started re-watching the series and she is starting to believe that r+l=j and she talks about it almost if she came up with the fucking theory herself.
>anon, robert hates the targs bc they stole lyanna from him
>remember when aemon was talking about an only targeryen in the world is a bad thing but then jon walks in?
>his blood formed a dragon that emans he's a targeryen!
>episode one was amazing!
haven't seen her since last saturday but i'm gonna have to hear about it in a few days probably
>>69275952
Tower of Joy was
>>69275829
You're right, should've left this for the episode after Cleganebowl happens and Sandor kills The Mountain.
>>69274529
Calm down Ser Fedora
>>69275944
bran and bloodraven are exposition characters in every scene they visit
how is it a headache for bran to go "that's dawn, daynes sword made from a star that fell to the earth!" or something
>>69275972
fire swords are dumb and they killed dondarrion
Bloodraven looked extremely worried when Bran shouted at Ned. Was he lying? Is the past really set in stone?
>>69275977
Is that Foggy Nelson
>>69274901
It's from JOJO
>>69275915
Yeah I actually liked that part of the scene at least, it was quite well acted.
Like: "Seriously, you want me to fight this cunt on my own?"
>>69275891
That's fair. I still wish he hadn't been dual wielding but I will never get my wish so screw it. Legolas dual wields in LoTR and I still love that, it's OK for fantasy stuff to go a bit nuts every now and then. Rule of cool.
>>69275978
>refugees & refugee crises didn't exist before 2009
18+
>>69275983
She was flayed the next ep, who cares
>>69275863
And Jaime talking about how Gregor fighting the faith.
and of course, Olly and the rest getting hanged
>>69275839
Why do you care so much about a sword and how it looks?
So much lore has already been cut out and the Daynes are an irrelevant part of the story both in books and show. Why would you bother to confuse your audience?
>>69275981
>People like this exist
You could pick literally any scene from season one and it would top any scene from this episode
>>69276022
If it wasn't then why didn't bloodraven mess with history?
>>69275977
>implying it's not foreshadowing bran getting lost in his visions.
>>69276053
Reddit is here to stay
>>69275977
Is that Steve Zahn?
>>69275988
>The show is losing its magic and no one on this board seems to care.
The fuck are you talking about dude, half of the threads is people inventing dipshit 'reasons' why the show is the worst thing ever and should be canceled before it opens up a wormhole to the shit dimension by being so shit and drowns the world in shit because of how shit it is.
Not even gay but that Arthur Dayne was a handsome dude.
>>69275899
They never fight in the book. The Hound and Arya run into three of the Mountain's men in an inn and the Hound kills them 1v3 but is badly wounded in the process and then Arya abandons him to die.
>>69275978
I am not
>>69275610
Idiot. I just used logic
>>69276054
He clearly isn't on Bran's level.
>>69276016
You really love the show a little bit too much. It's ok to criticize things, anon.
>>69275427
"Cleganebowl fucking confirmed. Get hype."
>>69275659
Where did they get that armor, Party City?
>HBO raking in zillions of normiebux from coffee mugs, hoodies, and various "nerd culture" items
>can't fucking fix the shows shrinking costume budget
>>69275952
no, none of it. sam and gilly are sort of still in the books, sam is in oldtown by the end of the 4th book. the only stuff that is in the books is the greyjoy stuff from the previous episode. the greyjoy plot is like 2 books behind where the rest of the characters are.
>>69275935
upboated
>really want margaery to have her own walk of shame
>she'll instead fake becoming a religious fanatic to escape
kill me
>>69276046
based manderly
>>69276022
clearly not
bran is gonna alter some shit watch
>>69276043
I glad you understand what I was implying, good job. Putting green arrows next to it doesn't make it any less true. Calling someone underage doesn't make you any less delusional either.btw im in the illuminati lol
>>69275952
In the books:
>tower of joy, minus it being a bran flashback and with some unimportant dialogue changes
>arya's arc, modulo the changes already established eg Jaqen being there
>samwell, again modulo maester aemon already being dead and no babbyswitch etc
Everything else will either be in the next book or is an actual change, IIRC.
>>69276054
>>69276022
Yeah that moment was pretty crazy.
I have a feeling messing with the past is theoretically possible, but Bloodraven doesn't want to fuck with it as he doesn't know the consequences (and doesn't want to). It's part of his 'code'. That's why he keeps pulling Bran out so early
Isnt Ser Arthur Dayne a dornish? Why is he white?
>>69275112
Fuck gurrrrm and fuck you
>>69275893
there's only so many times you can bitch your worthless titles at people before they just fucking kill you. Dany is a shit person all she had was dragons.
>>69276203
t. showfag
>>69276203
The Dornish closest to the reach and the rest of Westeros are literally white
>>69276203
Dornish people are hwite you idiot
>>69276136
Why would that let her escape? Seems bullshitty. Though mainly because I also want her to the walk. Based Dormer wouldn't bitch out with a stuntcunt either.
>>69275952
Dayne getting rekt by Howland is probably legit.
Arya going full jedi is legit
Rickon getting captured is eh, mostly in question is Smalljon there
Karstark being a boy fucker is probably legit
All the zombies are prolly legit
The birds thing is odd, considering he should have done that a full season or so ago
Everything in Essos is kind of up in the air
>>69275988
Calm down, go outside, meet a girl. Profit.
Stop whining and make sure you study for that test tomorrow
>>69275754
Oh kek, this one got me
>>69276360
fuck off faggot
>>69274940
It really was truly horrible
>>69276098
Sure. Just don't go on and on about a sword
LE PYCELLE LE SHIT HIMSELF
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
10/10 EPISODE
>>69276402
Aww I've offended you. It's ok, someday you'll leave that basement
>>69275342
This little prick is finaly gone
>>69276494
>watch episode with cc on
>(farts)
Couldn't tell you how hard I laughed at how bad that was
What the fuck were they thinking
So did 7 years pass since Rickon went to the Umbers?
He looks like my dad.
>>69275891
Bullshit. Lucas didn't like that vibroblades are 'real' swords (Of a fictional metal) because "think of the children". Lucas was one of the reasons they went back and replaced the police guns with walkie talkies in E.T.
>>69276524
That wasn't even me.
Are you projecting? I'm 27. Do you have trouble with women?
>>69276203
Dorne is like Spain
>>69276001
this is the most retarded thing ive read all day
>>69275917
>Who is Musashi
But, most people who dual-wield use a normal sized weapon and a smaller one for the offhand as a defensive/extra option. And Nippon duels had no armor so really, it was a bit different.
>>69274116
Press F to pay respects
>>69277465
Died with honor, died doing what he believed was right, exactly like Snow. Only time will tell who was actually right. Didn't bitch out like the others.
