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uno farto
>>69272066
nth for Based Dornishman of House Spoilers
>tfw no Dany tits
FIRST FOR OUR BOY OLLY. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFUrPbcA_0
4th for AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69272112
She's too pure
Does anybody have a screen cap of all the spoilers?
>>69272066
BRAVO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
MARTIN IS SO PROUD
>>69272136
WUZ
JUST
>Ed as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
Doomed, every single one of them.
Will rickon survive?
>>69272088
B R A V O D & D
Reminder Stannis is our only hope to stop the white walkers.
Episode 4 leaks when?
Osha will get fucked and flayed!
Someone post that wolf/dog head so we can argue more.
>>69272066
SOMEONE MUST HAVE SCREENCAPPED SHAGGY
POST IT
>tfw we never get to see Ned return Dawn and fuck Ashara Dayne
>>69272112
>wanting to see those mournful tits
anon pls
>best shota coming back next episode
can we expect more breastfeeding?
>>69272177
Mods pls
>>69272177
dank dubs
>>69272177
HOW YOU DO DIS
WHAT IF STANNIS AND SANDOR FUSE INTO A SINGLE BEING?
>>69272177
how to big?
>>69272177
how?
Here.
>>69272177
epic!
>>69272177
huh
>>69272177
GET HYPE
>>69272167
No.
His direwolf is dead.
Everyone whose direwolf dies will die themselves.
>>69272177
mods pls
>>69272167
>Will rickon survive?
Stannis will come in with the Northern clans and save him. This entire city must be purged.
>>69272066
This was a good episode.
The last two episodes were shit, but I forgive them for this good episode.
>>69272177
nice
>>69272151
This. Apparently they're confirmed true now and apparently they said Arya was gonna die this season.. would really like to see them.
>>69271959
Here you go lad, went and got ya a screencap
Bit small for a direwolf 'ead innit?
>>69272177
Is this the apocalypse?
>Fart joke a few scenes after fucking Tower of Joy, one of the most anticipiated scenes in the Books
>Dayne wasn't wasting niggas with an enormous 2hander but instead decided to spin every single fucking time his sword wasn't literally on somebody else's blade
>Hightower got rekt in 2 seconds by Ned and Whent was cut
>NAWAARTENZ
>Jon is still a pussy and appears completely unchanged
>that reddit theory about death releasing you from the Nights' Watch vows is correct
JUST
What a funny episode
So many jokes
I didn't know this was directed by Bill Maher
>>69272177
that's a big post
>>69272177
DELEAT THIS
>>69272177
>>69272177
WEW
>>69272165
top kek
>S06E03 Oathbreaker
What Oath was broken?
This is why D&D made dayne duel wield. Because of faggots like this.
>>69272177
epic xD
>>69272177
you would ban someone else for this
>>69272262
>ToJ
>good
kill yourself
>>69272177
>Mods smoking some of that kush Allister was on
>>69272269
Is too small to be a direwolf, Robb pupper was huge.
>>69272177
JUST DANK MY MAN
>>69272269
That's a big head
Goodbye Rickon. It was nice to know you.
>>69272177
How?
Someone post some based Jon screencaps
>>69272262
>The last two episodes were shit, but I forgive them for this good episode.
It was bretty good seeing Olly die.
>>69272177
HOW DID YOU DO THIS THOUGH?
>>69272175
Reminder that showing Stannis' death was 'too gratuitous'.
Then we get a full minute of duded getting hanged, twitching and jerking, and their gross fucked up faces.
Reminder that Stannis' death was not gratuitous.
Because he's alive.
>>69272177
But how tho
>>69272261
Starks have been fucked since the beginning so I hope/expect Rickon to kill Ramsay
>>69272269
Teeth seems like direwolf
>>69272143
LOL
>>69272177
>>69272177
that's a big post
Best episode of the season desu. I enjoyed it and was sad when it ended.
Feels like stuff is moving too slow in parts though
we're 3/10 of the way in yet and Jaime hasn't even confronted the Sparrow yet (no sign of it next week), never mind started moving to the Riverlands
>>69272267
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A SCREN SHOT OF THE SPOILERS WHERE THEY SAID ARYA WAS GOING TO DIE THIS SEASON
>>69272066
Boring as shit
>Killed Ollie
Lets review Lord Snow
>Ollies whole family was butchered and eaten by fucking wildlings
>Ollie saved your bastard life from your crazy wildling waifu
You repay him by sucking wildling cock and betraying your brothers oh and by fucking hanging a child
mfw I'm not even joking
>>69272177
That's a big font
I can honestly say the ToJ scene was worse than I expected
I had such mediocre hopes and even D&D managed to let me down. I didn't need the entire dialogue, just at least the first three fucking lines unedited. They didn't even have the right number of people. AAAAAAAAA
>>69272177
2hype
>>69272177
REal shit
>>69272297
the dialogue was almost 100% straight from the book
you fucking sorry cunts are never satisfied
>>69272145
She's finally resting in peace.
>>69272290
it was good though fucking faggot kys amigo
>>69272177
That's a big post
>>69272290
back you have to go back and downboat them you shitter
>>69272177
[bigtext]testing[/bigtext]
>>69272177
GET HYPE
GET HYPE
GET HYPE
>>69272177
EXCUSE ME CHINESES MOOK IF THIS IS YOU I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME i HAVE IMPORTANT CHANGES TO /TV/ I NEED YOU TOO CONSIDER
So, according to the leaks we will have:
>Lord Cerwyn killed by Ramsay
>Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army
>Rickon shot dead in front of Jon by Ramsay
>Roose killed by Ramsay
>Walda killed by Ramsay
>Ghost killed by Ramsay
>Wun wun killed by Ramsay
>Osha killed by Ramsay
>Lyanna Mormont killed, flayed & burnt alive by Ramsay
>Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay
Is there anything this man can't do?
Anyone have links to the leaks
>>69272262
There were 3 good scenes and the rest was filler.
5/10 episode.
>>69272290
They're right, the choreography was excellent. No one cares about muh sword fighting realism you stupid sperg.
>>69272177
you're a big font
TORRENT WHEN
>>69272177
Are you a wizard? A meme wizard, perhaps
DANY IS SO FUCKING FAT
>>69272206
I WANT TO BULLY MELLY
GET HYPE BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psS2IMFkxKo
>>69272177
Witnessed
>>69272372
>You will never steal a qt wildling
Why doesn't everyone on the nights watch ust agree to say they died and came back so they can go as free men?
Bros, did the scene with Dany being stripped that was featured in the trailer appear in this episode? Is that why everyone's upset they didn't see her tits?????
>>69272236
>>69272247
>>69272314
>>69272327
>>69272329
hello, reddit
Where to watch the new episode homies
Help a fella out here
I went out to eat with my mommy and missed the episode
>>69272177
BY THE SEVEN
>>69272191
I really hate it when the direwolves get killed.
The show really pisses on everything that made the books compelling. Now all of a sudden, Ramsay is getting help from the Umbers who just captured Rickon and Osha.
who /littlebirdfu/ here?
i have no screencap
>>69272177
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD'VE BEEN FROM SEASON FUCKING ONE ALREADY
REMINDER THAT FANS AND ROY DOTRICE DOES A BETTER JOB AT TELLING A STORY THAN JEWS AND BAD ACTORS PAID MILLIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
>2 SWORD
>LMAO 2 SWORD
Tommen will make a pack with the High Sparrow to prevent blood shed. Screencap this.
>>69272366
>season 1 finally
>high point
Wut
>muh Ollie
fuck potato kid, good to see him dead.
Tower of joy was awful
This snow can't be redeemed after it
>>69272066
The good
-Jon Snow Revival
-The hanging
-Small Council just walking the fuck out
-Umbers bringing Rickon
-Qybrn and his birds
The bad
-Danny just fucking boring and heading no where
-Watching Varys work
-The imp just dicking around
-Tommen
-Arya getting character development by doing the exact same thing she's been doing for the last season with no change what so ever
-Sam on the boat was just cringe dialog and why the fuck would he take a wildling girl with a kid that isn't his to his father that was going to kill him?
Overall the best episode so far this season at a solid 5.5/10
>>69272369
>posting Preston Jacobs retardation
This board is stupid enough without spreading his dumbfuckery, thank you very much.
>>69272177
>swaglord
he can't keep getting away with this
>>69272395
GURRM used to.
>TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
>>69272269
Why are you obsessing over the direwolf. Rickon's actor was clearly the same
>>69272370
>naaaah it end
>smug face
>double swords lmao
>comical choreography
back to /r/eddit where you belong
Jon Snow's oath to the Nightswatch.
>>69272177
I zoned out during the Dany scene, did we see her tits when she got stipped?
Is anyone else fucking sick of everything going 100% perfectly well for Ramsay?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165931
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165931
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165931
>>69272297
>ToJ?
The fuck are you talking about?
Get your acronyms out of here you lazy fuck.
Oh wait, Tower of Joy.
Yeah, it was better than the past two episodes of shitty acting and cliche deaths and sped up predictable nonsense.
I was close to dropping the show after the past two episodes.
Dual-wielding Dayne, as shitty as it was, is an improvement. Suck my dick.
>>69272158
KANGZ
>>69272177
O shit waddup
>>69272177
This thread is now ebin
>>69272447
>a pack
also I hope so
>inb4 Tommen clears up his family then has the High Sparrow executed by his 4 Kingsguard Crew
2 swords is how D&D show a "good fighter", and it made it easier to show him holding off 4 guys at once.
They nailed the dialogue, and the fight was alright.
>>69272177
[meme]HYPE[/meme]
>>69272456
>qyburn had some dornish candy
preston was right
>>69272177
nice repeating digits
>>69272370
the fight was fucking comical
it looked like something a 15 year old anime fan would come up with
>>69272269
>no shaggy fighting unicorns
Shit show
Save us fatso
>>69272290
It was a cool fight you faggot, really displayed just how dominant based Dayne was
I do not like how they ruined the whole thing of him having a badass snowflake sword, though
>>69272177
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf
Nice
"it couldn't possibly be the real Rickon"-fags BTFO
"Jon would never leave the wall"-fags BTFO
tonight was a good night
>>69272390
Also, link to said leaks if anybody wants to check:
>>69225639
Screencap this.
There are 2 babies up in TOJ. L gave birth to twins. The other twin is with HR
>>69272328
He's fucking dead. Dillane himself said it in interviews.
That being said, I'm fucking annoyed at how they sabotaged Stannis' storyline because it has a domino effect on the rest of the North/Wall progression. This fanfiction is mind-numbingly retarded.
>>69272290
i kinda liked it.
At least the TOJ fight scene was better than Bronn and Snek's in Dorne.
don't spoiler me, but Link to stream???
>>69272401
Do you have a link for ep 2? I'm retarded and can't find that shit anywhere
>>69272400
Tell me about the big font, why do they get dubs?
>>69272390
20 good men, 2 good dogs
He can conquer the world, but he can't catch a criple, a princess, a strongman, and a playboy
reminder that Ramsey is being TRICKED
>>69272467
I'm not saying is not RIkkon, I'm saying that's not the real pupper.
>>69272469
he literally says now it ends
im sorry you are you have a doctorate in medieval sword play that that botthered you
>>69272394
>filler
>"Hey guys, let's just rush through this show with zero plot, character development, or anything. I require 10 characters killed an episode. They must die in a clumsy cliche predictable way"
Literally the last two episodes.
The acting and dialogue at least got a tiny bit better this episode.
>Ghost doesn't kill Olly
>No Tarly
>Rickon doesn't die
>Arya still alive
Well, at least the leaks were fake this time around.
Where can i watch the full episode? don't care about de quality, i just want some screencaps.
Where can I watch?
End my suffering.
>>69272494
MORE SWORDS=GOODER SWORDSMAN
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>69272088
DABID, W-WHAT IF HE FARTS, DABID?
Was this the first time the show said the prince that was promised?
Why did Dayne say the same line as Mance before dying?
When did he become a badass?
>>69272447
>make a pack
>>69272267
>Arya dying
>the only character grrm promised not to kill.
>>69272481
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY
>>69272467
Cause its either a ruse or not. A dog would imply a ruse. Shaggy would not.
>>69272543
rarbg.com
>>69272277
>mfw they said showing Stannis' death was 'too gratuitous'
POST RICKON COMPARISON PICS
>>69272177
>tfw so newfag I can't big text
>mfw
<insert meme here?
Who else is watching this exclusively as a parody?
>>69272433
I CAN BREAK
>>69272482
hang yourself from a tree you shitlicking cunt. The only good scene was varys and that's it. If you genuinely thought this was good episode you should kill yourself before you pass your shit taste on to your wife's son.
So wait, the other guys that stabbed Jon got pardoned? Too difficult to identify a bearded man since everyone has one?
>>69272525
fuck off frogfu fags
MEERA A SHIT
>>69272553
What's the trick, then?
>>69272395
Everybody cares, you sperglord. Get the fuck out of here.
>3 episodes
>11 deaths not including Shaggydog
Do DnD have autism?
>>69272177
HTML coding?
>>69272525
HR?
>>69272583
He went full Hades
>>69272560
Eh.
>>69272472
>House Frey
Huh i'll watch it on HBO if you don't mind.
DAMN IT WHY
FUCK YOU D&D
>>69272455
Last week was better
>>69272583
He's still a fucking pussy.
Stannis would have cut the rope without even looking at them or making a big deal out of it.
>>69272603
WHY ISN'T SHE MORE THICC IN THE SHOW
>>69272604
you can't break those cuffs
since no one likes posting the leak
can someone tell me what's in store for jon at least
:(
*farts*
when I read that in the captions I almost exploded
>>69272570
The spanish leak I read was exactly how the episode went. you got the fake leaks
where's stannis?
>>69272614
So I guess this episode split opinion?
>>69272603
I couldn't wait for her scene to be over
>it's a mother of burgers talks to old women episode
kill me now
WHERE IS STREAM ONLINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ta
>>69272287
Good fucking question.
>>69272553
Yeah. Turns out Lord Karstark and Lord Umber just want to get close to Ramsay so they can knife him and pledge loyalty to Sansa.
>>69272578
>Jon wields three Valyrian swords for his fight against the Night's King
>the Dragon has Three Heads
BRAVO
>>69272390
>>69272524
>Bernie Sanders killed by the Mountain
kek'd
>cleganebowl isn't happening they said
>there's no evidence they said
>it's a showfag theory they said
>>69272177
best post I've ever seen
>>69272585
This is D&D we're talking about
>>69272583
>>69272664
WAHHHHHHHHHH
>>69272269
this looks like a regular size wolf head.
Are DnD too retarded to make it bigger?
>>69272507
the autism is strong with this one
>>69272658
THIS, i really fucking hope he gets ruthless, maybe he dies one or two more times
>>69272151
Full Copypasta
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Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>69272527
Yeah, Harrington never claimed Jon was dead either
>>69272570
No, the leaks that spoiled the first two episodes of the season were still as right as always.
>I would never say that to the father of my son
lmao how cucked can you possibly get
Get your shit together Sam
>>69272357
>pretty sure there'd be no way to track down one Dude, they made up a story where Robb turned into a half wolf and started murdering people, and everyone believed it. You're overestimating the brain capacity of the peasants.
>>69272177
>CLEGANEBOWL
>O
>N
>FUGGING
>I
>R
>M
>E
>D
reddiotrs will unironally ask how to do this
CONFIRMED
O
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F
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>>69272657
In what world?
Last week was absolutely horrible worse than the first fucking episode
where was the fart? i missed it
>>69272614
Hey everyone.
Look at this pleb who likes bad acting and predictable clumsily put together deaths.
Are you a teenager? I bet you're a teenager.
Need more spoonfed to you before you can acquire maturity and a taste?
>>69272583
>It's Punished Jon season
>>69272287
umbers
>>69272524
Finally someone points in the right fucking direction to the leaks. Thank you man.
>>69272287
Jon's nightswatch's
Yung Robert going to Hogwarts, fucking confirmed
Body double?
>>69272287
the last fucking line in the episode, are you retarded?
>muh loophole
>>69272603
You, and the rest of /got/, will never have a gf even as hot as fat Dany.
>>69272583
Oh shit I just thought what if Jon rescues Stannis, I can't handle the hype
>>69272590
Ah, right. I see what you mean.
>>69272287
Fucking jon snow broke his nights watch oath, you dingleberry
>>69272177
Dubs confirm, we HYPE now
>people complaining about two swords
>it really helped make the choreography more believable and over the centureis many master swordsmen have said 2 swords is more optimal if you're better than your opponents and strong with each hand.
>>69272290
Worst fight ever. I felt like I was watching the Star Wars prequels.
>>69272665
Jon throws a babby fit and kills the traitors
then says "my watch has ended" and leaves without his emo coat, which he should have left on because he's an emo faggot
then the wildlings who saved him were like why the fuck did we bother and leave
>>69272455
How many times has Arya been asked who she is? Seriously is someone keeping count?
>>69272527
They also said that Jon snow was "really dead" and they won't bring him back, you idiot.
STANNIS IS ALIVE
>>69272635
the umbers are going to betray him and put rickon as lord of winterfell. thats why he didnt kneel or say an oath to Ramsey. and he proved that they know that he killed Roose. They could have cut the head off of any direwolf considering where they live
>>69272560
There aren't any other direwolves besides the ones they found at the beginning of aGoT. Shaggydog is fully grown by now.
UNO FARTO 35:25
>>69272704
Arthur "the Goat" Dayne
>>69272664
HHNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHAAAA
>>69272739
That Ramsay death sounds like it's going to be so cathartic.
>>69272760
>>69272760
What's wrong with his nose?
>>69272745
Uno farto 3:17
>>69272709
>showfag theory
Cleganebowl has been Hype before the show even started
Umbers bring Rickon to Ramsey
>kill shaggydog
Where is all of the "the North remembers" stuff from the books?
There's no fucking subversion of the Boltons or Freys by the Manderleys or anyone else.
really Dabid?
>>69272361
You can't let a mutineer live, regardless of what hes done prior.
>>69272603
HIGH TEST
>>69272742
Lol were you even here last week? Last weeks episode was infinitely better than SNEKS and that first episode shit show
Pluses:
- Smalljon based af
- Tower of Joy fight
- Cleganebowl confirmed... not that there was any doubt
- No sneks
- Tommen asserting himself
- Oily getting rekt
Minuses:
- Umber acting against StarksI hope the refusal to swear an oath means he is rusing Ramsey
- Greatjon dead lolwut?!
- Dual Wielding Dabid
- No Gerold Hightower
- No Swamp Ninja Wizard Extraordinaire... just a lowly backstabbing cunt
- Danny scene
- Literally who anonymous Kingsguard
- Arya Claude Van Dame training scene
- Farting during the Small Council
- Le Witty Dwarf
Anything I'm missing?
Pay respects:
- Shaggydog, best of the direwolves, forever in our hearts
>>69272800
>There aren't any other direwolves
are you really this fucking new?
>>69272781
Implying Quigon vs Maul wasn't be best lightsabre fight scene in history
>>69272761
slim arms perky tits flat stomach
>do you even have to ask?
>>69272739
>sansa and jon reunited
yea fake u stupid fuck
sansa is already free
>>69272760
anon that's not an owl
>>69272603
It's a comedy.
I'm waiting for them to ask a bard to play a song, and GRRM makes a cameo and says "I know this good one, it's called a Song of Ice and Fire"
If the spoilers are supposed to be true, why on earth would they killarya? Makes no sense to me
>>69272761
yes
>>69272704
>ned doesnt have ice
This pissed me off
>>69272797
What other direwolves are there South of the wall?
>>69272177
CLEGANEBOWL
O
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FUGGING
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M
E
D
Drogon next episode
>>69272766
True, I'll never have someone half as great as Dany
RIP Robert Strong
>>69272889
GRRM said Ice was likely never used in battle at least by Ned.
>>69272639
>Shaggydog asked not to be killed, this only made D&D want to kill him more XD
>>69272524
roose isnt even going to be there tho plus he missed shaggy dog so fuck ur list
SPOILER FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODES!!!!!
GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT
QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGshRF4lWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGshRF4lWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGshRF4lWA
Is Tyrion really gonna a Targaryen anons?
>>69272797
But why would they give up Rickon to him, then? Ramsay will simply murder him. He killed his baby brother just because he could threaten his hold in the North what do you think he's gonna do to a Stark?
>>69272473
Naw we got to see the top of her body double's very high-placed ass
like seriously she either has a short torso or her ass is like in the small of her back
Without the book to guide them you can really begin to see D&D's spiral into LOST-tier hamfisted drama and dialogue.
>Stannis gone
>Tyrion becomes le witty dwarf meme
>no Littlefinger
>Arya still training
>Jaime is his sister's bitch again, having learned nothing
>ToJ cut off too early
>Shaggydog's head out of nowhere
>Ramsay being ridiculously evil yet again
I don't like the show anymore. I just don't.
>>69272881
They aren't.
Dabid dadumb
>>69272404
this
>>69272594
You're a fucking memegod
>there are still people in denial that the Umbers have actually joined Ramsey
Holy fuck this is disgraceful.
>>69272847
Were you born stupid, boy? The only direwolves south of the wall are the ones the Starks have. This signaled the return of magic to the realm.
Even Nymeria leads a pack of regular wolves.
>>69272881
When winter comes, the lone wolf dies.
Who the fuck was the Umber? Isn't Greatjon still captive and Smalljon ded?
>>69272066
Was this the best scene of the season?
>>69272952
people here still think its a fake rickon
people here are retarded
I don't know what was funnier. The fart scene itself, or /tv/'s reaction to it. I'm in fucking tears right now.
>>69272177
DELETE THIS
>>69272889
Id imagine his father had it when he was killed in Kings Landing by the mad king and Ned didn't get it back until after the war
I'm glad the fucking faceless training is over I was getting bored of that shit taking up screen time
more stabby stabby next episode I hope
>>69272287
probably the night watch oath
>bravo dee and dee
>my watch has ending
>the leak was real
Fucking shoot me. Every single fucking week the leaks are harder and harder to believe, but they keep coming true. How is it possible?
>>69272761
More Dany pics, Please?
>>69272856
It was overchoreographed garbage with no emotional impact. Prequel apologists should be spayed like cats.
>>69272808
I didn't think that was funny
>>69272290
I really love how badass it was.
>>69272828
Bringing in the Manderlys means they would have to cast or people, as well as cast the more people as the frey knights, all of these new characters would be too difficult for show fags too keep track of, not too mention the massive Blizzard in the books lasted for like a tiny fraction of an episode. They also don't need the manderlys at all since Davos never goes to meet with them and make the deal to smuggle Rickon out of Skagos. So they're pretty much just irrelevant in the show. In the Show the North has pretty much given up, no mountain clans or anything. It's up to the mary sue Jon Snow to come rescue Winterfell.
Who the fuck is this? Loras doesn't have black hair
>>69272935
how was ramsay being evil? he just sat there, he didnt even rape osha
>>69272996
I predicted this would happen the second I finished a dance with dragons.
>>69272778
Jon died, so technically he broke no oath. The Kingsgourd at the tower were oathbreakers
>>69272978
Unequivocally.
>>69273007
How can you not
WHY IS NO ONE MEMEING ABOUT THE UNO FARTO?!?!?!?
>>69272976
whoresbane
>>69272925
No, he's not. Don't worry, anon. Only reddit believes that theory.
>>69272808
Oathbreaker? More like windbreaker!
>>69272917
He also literally said that Ice was definitely used by Ned at the Tower of Joy you fucking faggot
You know
IN THE BOOKS
>>69272349
Brah, hate to break it to you but Jaime won't be headed to the Riverlands until the end of the season. The pics of the Lannister and Frey camps at Riverrun where some of the last set leaks.
>>69272842
The sneks were bad but it was at least comically bad. Episode 2 actually tried and it was pure unadulterated shit
>>69273000
Wish we could go back to that young Dany
>based trident frog ninja is just a fucking backstabber
thanks dungeons and dragons
WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FULL EPISODE?
>WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FULL EPISODE?
WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FULL EPISODE?
cock jokes
fart jokes
d&d fucking suc....
Wait, did someone hear that..?
It sounds like THE FUCKING HYPE TRAIN
Season saved boys
>>69272945
>This.
It's reached the point where D and D actually held back from showing Stannis just to fuck with us
The whole time Stannis' fans complained about how he was treated - D and D were actually watching - and they actually did hate Stannis
There is literally no "death" in the show like Stannis - and they made it that way just to give us false hope, because they actually dislike us
fuck
>>69273024
It's just very greasy
>>69273053
HBO Go.
Uno farto
>>69273053
THE FUCKING INTERNET
>>69273024
that's just the lighting
>>69272088
Bold, innnovated, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>69273053
hbonow.com
WHY WAS IT CALLED OATHBREAKER?
Is Mel restoring her faith already?
>>69272889
the ice was used in battle meme is as annoying as the targs are immune to fire one. It was a ceremonial sword only used for executions. Even in the show you can tell the sword ned carries around is nowhere near the size of ice.
>>69273028
They weren't. They were ordered there to protect Rhaegar's son, the heir to the throne.
>>69272177
reported swaglord
>>69273048
Such a shame.
>>69272954
> The only direwolves south of the wall are the ones the Starks have
that may be true but it's not what you said, you said there were NONE at all besides the ones the starks had, the Umbers who specifically are the fucking house that live RIGHT NEXT TO THE WALL could easily go to the other side and hunt a single fucking direwolf. fucking showfags
>>69272177
<p style="font-size:80px;">CLEGANEBOWL<br>O<br>N<br>FUGGING<br>I<br>R<br>M<br>E<br>D</p>
So are we getting more leaks?
JonxDany or JonxSansa gonna get confirmed?
Why people are saying that mance=rhaegar shit?
What was that name in Arya's list?
Thoughts on Thorne?
Did he believe he was doing what was best for the Watch?
Am i the only one who find Fat Khaleesi kinda hot?
Bronze Yohn Royce and the vale will save sansa and jon.
>>69272257
Like Sansa...
>>69272464
Why does he wear the armour?
haha listen Dabid, I know exactly what we're gonna do for this scene! Let's have le wildling man comment on the size of Jon's cock!
>>69272881
they were meming you anon. there are no episode 4 leaks. it only comes a few days before the episode
>>69272833
>Oh yeah Lord Snow is know for following the knights watch code to the letter
He just came back from the dead,and he knew he was going to quit being lord commander.
He should have let them all walk south of the wall.They did the right thing.
>>69273046
Alright then how so?
>>69272729
>>69272796
Except the Spoiler Bro that's been leaking all this info lately even states that Stannis' corpse has been flayed and burnt. There's no mention that Stannis is alive.
Finally, after all these years, my watch has ended.
>>69272921
Seems legit.
>>69273128
meryn trant
>>69273128
The Waif
>>69273120
>could easily go to the other side and hunt a single fucking direwolf.
Not with the white walker situation as it is, fagface. Not when even the wildlings are running scared shitless south of the wall.
Is GoT going downhill or am I a faggot
>not a single pretty actor
>dialogues are bad
>acting is terrible
>slow and boring
>resurrections out of nowhere
>>69273147
>HAR
he is straight up comic relief in the books, i dont see how this is a problem
>>69272952
No Oath, No Kneel, No alliance.
>>69272567
Everything that happened in Mereen was filler. Everything. They just need to give le witty Imp his screen time.
>>69272745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGi0DE4xc0
>>69272739
>extra on set
>was in multiple locations and in every part of the battle
People who write this shit don't know anything about tv show production
>>69273036
Didn't it say he didn't? its dad would have had it and i doubt after his death the targaryen's would have given him it.
>>69273136
he forget's that the watch was made to fight THINGS in the north besides wildlings
so fuck him
>>69272464
Would a man get to fuck this bitch? She probably likes it rough, the cunt.
>>69272112
Why do they do dis senpai?
>>69272698
>>69272752
>it's too late Sam, I'm already a Targaryen
>>69273136
Nah, he just had a hateboner for Jon Snow since the very beginning.
>>69273259
metal gear is dumb weebshit
>>69273253
yeah, and he's writing about things that happened in post production
ffs
>>69272843
Theon teleporting 'home' to the Iron Islands. I'm not sure which half of that is more stupid.
Watch him fight with his sis over who's the new 'King' of Iron Islands next episode with all character development being ignored or erased.
>>69272739
Jon + sansa get it on!
>>69273316
>he says unironically on a weeb forum
>>69272177
lol disregard that I suck cox
>>69273210
Yeah, because of the white walkers who havent even reached the wall yet, and were all the way at hardhome last we saw them, the Umbers couldn't have had time to hunt 1 direwolf in the span of the last 4 seasons. Your math definitley adds up. Don't you EVER reply to one of my posts again
>>69272843
everything but
>Tommen asserting himself
more like tommen getting mind fucked
There is not one single reason why Tommen shouldn't have his kings guard SLAUGHTER every sparrow faggot in Kings Landing,not one.
>>69273136
No I think he was being written as a cartoon villain
>>69273036
Go ahead and quote this.
Oh wait, you can't, because you fucking made it up.
>>69273363
The walkers haven't, but the wildlings have.
This shit is WAY too fucking predictable right now. Hope it gets better.
Also, what the fuck happened to this series' dialogue? It's awful.
>>69273036
Show me the quote faggot.
>>69273154
The code? Its basic logic, if they've broken trust once they'll do it again. They're brothers of the watch, he let them die as such, you either pardon them and keep them around or kill them there.
I honestly thought the high sparrow would stab Tommen in the chest when he sat down with him
The show is so bad that I was pleasantly surprised he didn't get stabbed
>>69273372
Tommen is rusing the High Sparrow
So who's going to win the Cleganebowl?
>>69273396
They ran out of books to steal dialogue from.
>>69272729
>Harrington
Yes he fucking did. He apologized for it last week.
when is new ep gonna be up on torrents? only fakes on tpb so far
>>69272533
This.
>>69273396
but m8, i'm the storm
>>69273436
The audience.GET HYPE
>>69273436
obviously clegane
>>69273372
Tommen isnt stupid. 2 pillars, crown and religion. Now imagine what happens to the crown if religion is killed?
>>69273255
what are you even trying to say m8
>>69273439
But the dialogue they still can take from the books is being simplified. Same thing happened with S5.
>>69273417
I hope so, but the longer he lets his queen be held captive the worse he looks, I mean he already looks incredibly weak.
To show how brutal jon became they shoulda had him cut them down from their ropes and said something along the lines of 'bla bla you want wildlings north so bad why don't you" or something like that and he sends the 4 north of the wall to face the dead
>>69273450
its up on mega
>>69273161
>Spoiler Bro
fuck off.
>Stannis' corpse has been flayed and burnt.
Photo
>>69273497
>But the dialogue they still can take from the books
That's nothing, all the character arcs are past the last two books. Every instance of terrible dialogue in the past was something original from dickhead and dickweed.
rematch episode 1 and tell me how ned was supposed to fight Arthur with that huge fucking sword
>>69273161
Then show me his body.
>>69273486
Nothing, mr burlap sack man could be replaced in a second with someone who answers to thew crown.
Town folk won't do shit,trump up charges against him,dead people have a problem defending themselves
where is Mel..? is she restoring the faith?
Are we supposed to draw something from Daynes, Mance qoute?
>>69273611
They're not even doing the same motion.
>>69272994
Imagine how long and awful it'll be in the book
>>69273497
GRRM isn't involved anymore, at all. They are just making their own shit up based upon a vague outline that might not even be acurate by time the books come out, if they ever come out.
>>69273611
Bravo D&D
>>69273372
From last season I got the impression that, since the faith severely outnumbers the kingsguard, Tommen is afraid of the possibility of losing the conflict and having the Sparrow retaliate. Or that they could harm his wife or mother. This may change with the introduction of Frankengregor, thought.
>>69273633
I thought I heard that someone say that line before. Whats the connection?
>>69273673
He stopped writing any episodes at all in season 4.
>>69273682
The Tyrell army gets involved
>>69273621
I think you need to understand the history of the high sparrow and the faith militia and how far it dates back.
>>69273611
I'd like that to be true.
BOOKFAGS ARE LITERALLY THROWING THEMSELVES FROM ROOFTOPS AND DYING
>>69273663
In the books I always enjoyed Arya more because it's first person perspective, so you get a lot more out of it even if not much happens in a chapter. Where as on the show you don't get much character or world building, just 'Arya gets the shit beat out of her, MAYBE she'll get to kill someone EVENTUALLY.
I'M MAD!
>>69273486
Tommen is officially being cucked by the high sparrow, he isn't going to do shit. It happened in the books and now it's obviously happening in the show. He could kill the entire faith militant if he wanted to but he's too much of an enormous pussy.
>>69272267
He also didn't say how. He posted things that were blatant.
>danny with more back fat than a pig
>>69273441
You're a fucking retard if you didn't understand the sarcasm to that post you're replying to
>>69273713
But it wasn't until last season that they agreed the show would depart from the books and he seemed to wash his hands of it completely.
>>69272739
>Sansa and peter
Retarded.
>>69273682
They dress in rags a wield crude clubs and aren't trained in combat
Kings Guard
>The best custom fullplate
>Highly skilled in combat
also I'm sure the king has men at arms he could muster
it should be no contest
>the queen might get killed
ok, she has lost all respect for him(rightly so)
and pancake tits
I'm thinking Tom Tom can do a lot better
>>69272952
Aside from shitting all over the book Umbers, I thought the Smalljon was pretty based. And that throwaway quip about the Greatjon being dead was a blindside.
>Yer father was a coont
>Karstark is a boyfooker
>I'm not gonna kiss yer fookin hand bastahd
>Fook our fathers and their honor. Fook kneeling and fook oaths
>I've got a gift fer yew
>>69273841
Maybe Tyrion will ride a pig after all.
>>69272277
That guy looked too young to be Hightower, he was probably Whent. The third Kingsguard is probably in the Tower of Joy.
>>69273841
>she walked hundreds of miles on foot and didn't lose any weight
>>69273897
No one has full plate in the show. D&D like all their men in skirts.
>>69273833
He's rusing the Hight Sparrow, did you missed episode 2 when he asked his mother for tips and how to be more like her?
>>69273682
Tommen could literally call his banners, the Tyrell banners and any other Baratheon/Lannister bannermen and flood the streets of Kings Landing headed for the Great Sept of Baelor.
>>69272390
D&D have truly outdone themselves
>>69273921
kek
>>69273993
No he isn't, he is an incompetent cuck. That scene was filler for showfags
>>69273830
He should have shouted
>THE WILDLINGS ATE MY FAMILY, YOU BASTARD!!!
>>69273897
Wasn't it established that every kingsguard after Aerys's own was shit? Excluding Jaime and Barristan Selmy, of course.
>This dialogue is awful
t. someone who has never written a piece of dialogue in life but is somhowe an expert on it
>>69272583
Why didn't he personally behead them one by one?
>>69274133
>somhowe
nice try there, you almost did it
Frankenmountain could fucking solo the religious cunts if Cersei gave the word, but obviously she wants her sons balls to drop.
>>69274138
Fucking THIS. Also
>beheading Slynt is fine
>beheading Ned is fine
>Stannis is too much
>can't behead the NW traitors either
>>69274172
t. autist
>>69272760
That's a pretty neat outfit Robin's wearing though
>>69274133
>you're not capable of genuinely criticising anything you don't do yourself
I will never understand why people think this is a good argument.
Please note that those birds are still Varys and are rusing qyburn
They'll kill him and kevan soon
>>69272808
>Mace the Ace not even mentioning Meryn Trant's death to the Council
>>69272524
Who killsJaime
>>69274131
doesn't matter
guys in armor with swords vs guys in sacks and clubs would be a fucking slaughter
>>69272760
I've got the feeling that it won't be long until Petyr kills Robin and Lord Royce. It's gonna be so cash.
>>69274215
What a stunning lack of self awareness.
>Jon freezing
He's not azor guys it's fateesi
>>69274208
Don't forget the particularly gruesome decapitation of Roderick
>>69273611
are you serios foreal?
>>69273147
Tormund acted more like his book form there than he has in all of the show except for an episode in season 3 that GRRM wrote where Tormund made a bunch of dick jokes.
>"It were another winter, colder even than the one I spent inside that giant, and snowing day and night, snowflakes as big as your head, not these little things. It snowed so hard the whole village was half buried. I was in me Ruddy Hall, with only a cask o’ mead to keep me company and nothing to do but drink it. The more I drank the more I got to thinking about this woman lived close by, a fine strong woman with the biggest pair of teats you ever saw. She had a temper on her, that one, but oh, she could be warm too, and in the deep of winter a man needs his warmth. “The more I drank the more I thought about her, and the more I thought the harder me member got, till I couldn’t suffer it no more. Fool that I was, I bundled meself up in furs from head to heels, wrapped a winding wool around me face, and set off to find her. The snow was coming down so hard I got turned around once or twice, and the wind blew right through me and froze me bones, but finally I come on her, all bundled up like I was. “The woman had a terrible temper, and she put up quite the fight when I laid hands on her. It was all I could do to carry her home and get her out o’ them furs, but when I did, oh, she was hotter even than I remembered, and we had a fine old time, and then I went to sleep. Next morning when I woke the snow had stopped and the sun was shining, but I was in no fit state to enjoy it. All ripped and torn I was, and half me member bit right off, and there on me floor was a she-bear’s pelt. And soon enough the free folk were telling tales o’ this bald bear seen in the woods, with the queerest pair o’ cubs behind her. Har!” He slapped a meaty thigh. “Would that I could find her again. She was fine to lay with, that bear. Never was a woman gave me such a fight, nor such strong sons neither.”
>>69272267
>>69272585
Arya is "dead" because she became "no one."
There is no longer an Arya Stark, even though she was not physically dead.
>>69274268
>genuinely criticising
You're not doing that. You're saying it's awful without giving any reason why. No insight. No anything.
so THAT'S how they do it
>>69274442
You forgot to prefix that with "t." autist faggot. :'D
>>69274314
>Any boywhore with a sword could beat 3 Meryn Trants.
But I see your point. It's obvious that in an all out conflict Tommen's forces would slaughter the sparrow's (I think that there are too many militants for the kingsguard alone, but Tommen still has his own armies and his bannermen's armies)
But it's pretty obvious that Tommen is scared of the risks, as small as they may be. Plus he's too soft to actually spill blood.
>>69274131
Arys Oakheart and Balon Swann are both competent, Arys only got wrecked by Areo Hotah because he was likely trying to die honourably
>>69274449
<p style="font-size:80px;">thx tips</p>
>>69274269
>that shot in the trailer of them all seemingly stabbing someone who is on the floor offscreen
Either Qyburn's having Kevan/Pycelle assassinated for Cersei, or they really are still loyal to Varys
>>69273396
I liked Ser Alliser final worlds
>>69274508
Just proved my point tbf
>>69274624
Maybe they are killing the sparrow?
Guys:
The Arya spoiler does not come from the guy who posted the rest of the spoilers, he only posts what is going to happen on the upcoming episode
On Fridays, he posts the spoilers.
Learn the fucking game.
>>69274540
Nah he just wasn't quick enough on the draw
Areo is one tier below the greatest greats, thrown in with the regular old master swordsmen.
>>69272447
>make a pack
>>69274346
Ouch. So you don't have any actually criticism then? Just say the word faggot instead? XD. Triggered you whiny little bitch? ;)
>>69272812
How so? It sounds super boring.
>>69272812
Yeah, somehow I imagine it being like that scene at the end of 28 Days Later when Cillian Murphy went apeshit and gouged that sodleir's eyes out.
>>69272401
Here you go, m8
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14567544/Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv]
>>69272177
F U G G I N G
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>>69274449
>>69274546
There must be some hidden escape character that allows you to inject html. However, all he did was change the font size, so I doubt even that. I've been posting on 4chan for almost 6 years, I've never seen that. Maybe he's a janitor or mod and they have special privs to do something like that.
>>69272166
God, imagene that, that would have been great...
THANKS JOFFREY, MAY YOU BURN IN HELL.
>>69272269
Imagine if he brought in Hodor's head
