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What did Seagal mean by this?
>>69252315
The punani mating ritual
If I pull that off, will your birthday get snatched?
>>69252534
It would be incredibly tasty
>>69252315
He was trying to kill her. She would've been in deep trouble if she had bowed back. Seagal is truly evil.
>>69252534
>TFW today's my birthday
>>69252630
Here's To (You)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
>>69252630
You know something Jadrool? I might have to come round and snatch your fockin birthday. Unless you tell me. Why the fuck. Ritchie did bobby lupo
>>69252315
Why is he in Chechnya?
>/tv/ is now making fun of steven seagal
>/tv/ is about as original as 1996 jay leno
>>69252950
>making fun of Stephen Seagal
Who the fuck would make fun of the Birthday Snatcher himself?
Seagal is based. And Seagalposting is the patrician /tv/ pastime.
Not like that pleb shit baneposting
>Steven ''birthday snatcher'' Seagal
>Steven ''Your dead so now we are even'' Seagal
>>69252315
>hanging out with le tracksuit man
someone post the ama image
>>69253038
shut up, baneposters translated the plane-crash scene dialogs in hieroglyphics
>>69253587
Good work on the Konami logo.
Who would win in a dance off?
Stephen "birthday snatcher" Seagal or Quentin "Quick feet" Tarantino?
>>69252741
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
Nice brother.
That's just him participating in a Russian Mongol dance. Don't make fun of his culture.
>>69253515
Yeah but baneposters don't know why Richie did Bobby Lupo
>>69253633
Dubs confirms
However, it was another anon who created this masterpiece for us
Press 'F' to tip to his supremacy
>>69253587
Put a giant ad up on one of the buildings bladerunner style thats that painting of seagal playing guitar
>>69253730
no one knows
>>69254464
well I'm sorry to hear that...
>>69254464
It was something about his wife. I don't remember.
>>69254520
Cuz now
>>69254464
>nobody knows
Why is he so fat
>>69252884
He's just hanging out with his Tatar friends.
>>69256157
I'm gonna birth every motherfucker snatchday
>>69257283
His spiritual awakening prevents him from letting loose the ass beatings, so they are storing up within him.
ay! ay boy! you doan snatching this birth time!!!!! hahahahahahahah
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=338D3HTto6M
Loop on /tv/ when?
>>69253587
What is this meme? Whose birthday did he snatch?
>>69253351
It's actually missing some really good ones
>>69253587
Didn't someone make a superior version?
>3 new seagalkino this year alone
What a time to be alive
Can someone post the dialogue that goes something like:
(Seagals retarded friend Day took we, who can only say his name)
Steven: what happened here, Day?
>day tooker!
I forget how the rest goes but it's solid 9 pasta
>>69252315
Is he some kind of chechen rebel or sumthing?
>>69257283
Birthdays are very calorie heavy
>>69258407
That's amazing
ONE
>>69264200
What does it take to change the nature of a man?
>>69264200
TRILLION
>>69264200
CAN ANYONE STOP HIM?
>>69264200
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
>tfw my birthday is today and it wasn't snatched
>>69264200
BIRTHDAY SNATCHED
>>69264664
You sure about that?
>>69257283
Are you threatening me, master Punani?
>>69264664
mine is wednesday and i'm fearful that it'll be snatched
>>69264664
SNATCHED
>>69258407
>nyc
>white guy
>40 years old
>reggae song
>about steven seagal
BRAVO
>>69264664
S N A T C H E D
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>>69264990
holy shit
>>69264200
MILLION
What did everyone think of Code of Honor?
>>69265053
The birthday snatcher will decide your fate
>>69266146
hahahaha
>>69266107
>>69266146
What did he mean by this?
