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The North Edition
Old thread
>>69225639
I like Bran
The cold winds are rising...
ARE THOSE SPOILERS REAL?
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
How long do you guys give Cersei before she attempts to burn it all with wildfire?
>>69229544
we dem bois
______, ______ and _______!
Will this scene ever be leaked?
>>69229533
and the dead come with it...
>>69229534
which ones?
R+L=J plebs pls go and stay go
>>69229545
god i fucking love lena headey
>>69229544
So the White Walkers are Jews or what's my takeaway here?
>>69229559
is that from the unreleased pilot?
they'll probably implement that someway.
>>69229593
They're climate change ISIS
>>69229572
LAST THREAD
>>69229593
They are the rightful owners of this world and humans are the usurpers.
>>69229578
Who /HYPE/ here?
>>69229593
they want lebensraum
>>69229648
I'd join them. Fuck dragons.
>>69229637
see
>>69229647
YES NOW BONER GET HYPE
Promise me, Nedderino!
>>69229648
>His face changes every couple of months
The mountain is confirmed an agent of the Nights King. They use the same magic.
>>69229588
>liking a crazy, ugly bitch
Shame.
someone please answer me
were the last thread's spoilers real?
First for preggers Sansa not keeping the baby.
And, it's anotherfast forward through Danyseason
>>69229723
Nah
>>69229648
I'm on team Night King.
I want to live forever as a ruthless nigh-invincible zombie and destroy all who stand before me for my ice demon overlord.
That shit is metal as fuck.
>>69229723
Yes 100% confirmed leak, hbo is shitting itself trying to remove any content on the internet with that information
REMINDER: Ned said with smugness in his voice "now it ends"
>>69229763
source on that claim please
>>69229707
Who Septa here?
>>69229750
I wonder what would happen if a tribe were to bend the knee to the Night's king. Would they just kill them anyway or would they allow them to fight alongside them
>>69229707
lena headey?
>>69229802
They'd kill them so they could fight alongside them.
That's how it works.
>>69229647
those 2 seconds they hugged was prety GOAT
>>69229839
But then you'd only be getting a single use out of them.
You could seriously use a wave of volunteer humans to fight, then just raise them as eights after they've died.
>>69229803
There's nothing symmetrical about her face, and it looks like she's constantly pinching a loaf.
>>69229788
oh wow shes lovely
IMPORTANT REMINDER;
That Daenerys is the Big Bad of the series, in fact she's an homage to Sauron from the Lord of the Rings.
When Daenerys invades Westeros, her armies and forces will consist of:
>An army of obedient eunuch soldiers who feel no pain
>A savage horde of 100,000 Dothraki screamers and bloodriders
>Tattooed slave freaks
>The scum of the East
>Exiles and traitors
>The colourful and vile sellsword companies and brutal mercenaries
>Reaving Ironborn raiders and pirates (Either she will join Victarion or take Euron's fleet, either way she's getting the ironborn)
>Enormous dragons- fire made flesh to burn cities to the ground
When she arrives in Westeros, she won't be seen as a savior. One look at her army and any Westerosi are going to think a foreigner horde from hell has arrived.
The reason why she's Sauron is because GRRM always admitted he hated how Sauron was too one dimensional in his villainy, and that he wondered what Sauron's actual motivations were.
Dany will cause despicable carnage to Westeros, and because we've been following her for so long, some people will sympathise with her demented cause of destroying Westeros with hostile foreigner, because we've seen this villain's side of the story.
>>69229863
Can't trust a living human, not going to make quarter to keep them alive, the environment they want is inhospitable to them anyway, so many reasons not to keep them alive.
>>69229802
Why not instead service the Walkers by offering them children?
In just a few years, your child could be a general in further service to the Night's King.
>>69229879
please for the love of god be true
>>69229879
>all this autism
>>69229945
It's been a theory for a while now.
>>69229770
*NAOITTENZ
>>69229983
So it's an old autistic theory?
>>69229637
What a bummer she used a body double.
>>69229474
Who did they cast as lyanna mormont?
>>69230002
I guess. What about it is autistic?
It's unconventional but it's not impossible. Especially not when Barristan starts questioning her decisions andher capabilities as a leader.
Is there a kink to the new episode yet?
>>69230002
Autism aside, she's not going to be the perfect ruler who unites the kingdoms and brings about a golden age.
Bitch is going to go mad and someone will put her down.
>>69229784
Seconded
>>69229879
its even being alluded to in the show
b a s e d
though if it doesnt start happening at the end of this season it probably wont
So meera's purpose is carry bran's babies to continue the stark like since rickon will get btfo?
>>69230002
>>69230002
The same idea that they were saying about the white walkers applies to her. Her as a perfect savior is equally unlikely. Monarchy and lineage winning out doesn't seem in tune with the theme.
>with sadness in his voice
>>69230067
I agree, i think when Darrio betrays her she will sperg out and go full Mad Queen.
At least for a while.
WHEN IS IT COMING
>>69230067
there is already an in-universe rationale for her being the villain, comparisons to tolkein is autism
>>69230172
why would he be sad
he just BTFO an empire
>>69230147
Jon is still a male Stark, albeit from the female line though
So Bran should have kids since Rickon is about to be flayed alive and burned with Osha by Ramsay
>>69230205
Because duty is compelling him to kill one of his best friends, his sisters lover, and witness the death of his sister all in one.
>>69230205
Because he's forced to kill men that he respects greatly and he knows that they're just doing their duty.
They're doing the right thing but so is he and it is inevitable. That is a sad thing.
>>69230002
>Because I dont like it its autistic
She has an incredible cruel streak to her. Burning Mirri Maz Durr, crucifying the masters, locking Xaro Xhoan Daxos in the vault to starve to death, etc. Etc.
Those are mad king level punishments and you justify them to yourself because you see them from her point of view. But those are still incredibly cruel acts.
>>69230284
Maybe because it's not true at all?
>>69230284
its a meam
hologram 2pac plays rhaegar btw
>>69230231
Ned had nothing to do with the death of Rhaegar, and I don't think he was friends with Arthur Dayne. He just respected him.
>>69230205
Cause he is Ned fucking stark and empires and crowns mean little to him compared to his honor.
>>69230232
It is also alluded to that half of the targaryans are mad. If its true about Jon (and tyrion?) there a chance she will go full mad king in her invasion.
>>69230021
Worst thing about the show
>>69230275
Dont forget when she allowed the shavepate to torture an innocent wineseller and his daughters because she was angry.
>>69230217
Jon is a SNOW
If R+L= J then he is a SAND supposing that he was born at TOJ
>>69230341
>he still things R L J
Are you Ser Lewit of House Teemp? Because you're meming hard
>>69230284
>The fuck are these spoilers? When and who leaked this shit? Isn't there going to be another season after this?
>>69230376
>he thinks stannis, rhaegar, nedd or robb didn't leave a will for Jon
Reminder that the books actually showed Jon as a really competent commander. He immediately ordered every Night's Watch member trained in archery and also created "glass gardens" for growing fresh produce right at Castle Black.
Robb wasn't the only smart kid in the family. Sansa and Arya might be dumb as a rock, but Jon is competent as fuck.
>>69230421
>competent as fuck
>fucks ygritte day and night
>shit fuck shit what am i doing this is wrong but i like it fuck fuck fuck COME HERE LET ME LICK YOUR CUNT
>>69229637
>>69229647
I've seen other screens with these kinds of captions. They are so, painfully, unfunny. This is a style of humor that you could only enjoy if you're way too into video game related webcomics and other internet sewage. It reminds me of all the worst aspects of the type of humor that proliferated on Something Awful in its heyday.
>>69229648
So will the Night's King btfo Bloodraven this season? I had hoped that would be a vision, but now I'm not so sure.
>>69230479
ygritte was dead by the time he was lord commander you fucktard
>>69230083
So there's hope for Theon yet.
>>69230154
>that gif
INSTANT
CHEESEPLAY
>>69230546
>Bloodraven gives Bran the Tower of Joy vision
>dual wielder gets btfo by frog man
>Ned about to enter the tower
>vision gets interrupted
>Bran opens his eyes
>Night's King right in front of him
>>69230421
He is good at long term strategic planning, like negotiating the IB for food and preparing the brothers for battle, but in the day to day decisions we do see his almost arrogant lack of sense. He assumes that everyone sees his point of view and does nothing to cement his authority and convince his brothers he is doing the right thing.
I'm rereading ADWD now, and his dumb decisions really add up. He makes no effort to appear neutral with regards to Stannis: in meetings that his brothers are at, he outright supports Stannis and gives him men and weapons. He lets Stannis occupy the King's Tower while he sleeps in the run-down building behind the armoury. Everyone is totally in the clear to think he is a traitor, even before the shieldhall speech.
>>69230479
He literally HAD to fuck her in the books, or the free-folk would not have trusted him.
Ygtirre was essentially vouching for him, and she was all like "your giving me the D or else"
>>69230479
Almost all of the Black Brothers break that vow. No one gives a shit as long as the NW remains their home and top priority, and they don't take a wife.
>>69230643
Im being serious....
>>69230479
>retard of the night
Do you think Emilia likes to sit on people's faces and slowly fart, holding them down as they squirm under her?
my name is darkstar
and i am of the n-niggit
>>69230648
Jon is kind of like the anti-Robb. Robb was great at small scale strategy and winning individual battles, but had no sense of the bigger picture and paid for it. He didn't realize the importance of keeping faith with your allies and thought marrying Jeyne would just smooth over with Frey.
Jon, on the other hand, looks only at the big picture (war for the dawn) and lets betrayel grow under his nose by his own men he didn't bother managing well.
Rob legitimizes jon and name him his heir in the latter he writes. Who has the latter now in your opinion fellow /bookfags/
>>69229637
GET FUCKING HYPEGET FUCKING HYPE
GET FUCKING HYPEGET FUCKING HYPE
GET FUCKING HYPEGET FUCKING HYPE
GET FUCKING HYPE
>>69230830
Does he discuss legitimizing him in the show? If not then it doesn't really matter unless they show it to bran on the weirwoodnet
QUENTYN IS ALIVE
>>69229637
>JUST
everytime
It was in a cat chapter. Didnt happen in the show
>>69229588
It's a pity they took away so much of the evil and paranoid craziness from the Cersei character. Could have been really good for Lena.
Instead we get Sneks and Bad Pussy.
Recast the main actors with who you thought would be better
>>69230830
It's the captain of that one ship that took Theon to the Iron Islands.
He probably took it to White Harbour.
So probably Manderly. Maybe not.
>>69230895
>implying the show isn't just going to show R+L=J and he immediately becomes king
>>69230961
>implying she won't lose her fucking mind when Tommen dies
>>69230998
Tyrion
Why el fato looks for rickon insteqd of going yo jon? Gotta be someone elseelse
>>69231059
you mean stanza?
>>69230998
She's got a mom face.
>>69231028
Not good enough
>Not sending people to Pycell to be experimented on
>No Lady Merryweather or whatever the fuck she's called
>No burning the tower of the hand
Fucking sad-face man. She's actually a good actress, but they've fucked her character so hard.
>>69230830
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT ROBB'S LETTER
WAS THIS SHIT IN THE SHOW AT ALL? EVEN IMPLIED?
I missed the last thread.
What were the spoilers?
>>69231356
They're literally in the OP of the last thread you dumbshit.
>>69231334
dont think so
robb never even mentions jon
Has any auscunt seen that foxtel ad where the guy watches all of GoT to get some bad pussy and he gets to her door and says "valar morghulis" and she says "hahaha what?"Pretty on point desu
Daily reminder that CHAOSH IS A LADDAH
>>69231517
Does he even say that in the book?
>>69231532
Not at all.
>>69231532
nope
HOW MUCH UNTIL IT?
>>69231582
never gonna happen. ever. give up
Where is damn CIA?
>tfw it's windy as fuck outside and starting to rain a little
>12 am and I'm just sitting here reading asoiaf lore and chilling with you guys
>>69231582
episode 7 at least
>>69230998
Tywin would be played by John Noble
Jaime- Joshua Jackson
Cersei - Anna Torv
Missandei - Jasika Nicole
>>69231614
Ian Mcshane though, during an interview he basically stated that Cleganebowl isFUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69231751
why does her nose have its own butt?
>>69231713
20 to 06:00 here :3
>>69230998
make all the cast member age appropriate
>>69230998
Lyanna Stark
>b-but we haven't seen her as an adult yet!
Kaya is always the correct choice
is this show just basically one giant meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOCg3RchjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOCg3RchjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOCg3RchjA
anyone got some DABID pasta? Im in the mood
>>69231899
Holy shit that would be so perfect... She would be the third or fourth skins actor in GoT
>>69231582
the cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
it's happening next season most likely
>>69232006
fucking christ I hope it does other wise that means theyre going to drag the sparrow/marge/cersei shit on for 2.5 fucking seasons
So what's the big spoler in tomorrow's episode?
Do you think GRRM has/will changed stuff in the books because of what the show has done or because of internet reactions/theories?
>episode 3 airs in 20 minutes
Stream where?
>>69232066
That dress style needs to be a thing.
>>69232066
He's giving Osha more of a role, and he's incorporating at least one fan theory that he hadnt though ofIT FITS GET HYPE
>>69232094
are you okay?
>>69232066
The ONLY thing he might do is add a twist with a character that DABID killed for no fucking reason like Shireen or Barristan just to spite them
But it wont have any major implications.
>>69230746
nope
>>69232066
He said in an interview that I can't be bothered finding that he won't change his original plans for the series if people figured it out, because he claimed that for every 1 correct theory there were 10 incorrect theories, so he stopped looking at them around the time the 3rd book was released.
>>69229556
OYSTERS, CLAMS AND COCKLES!
>>69232189
It's not even about being right or wrong. It's about being interesting
Why do retards like this exist?
>I make eunuch jokes, he makes dwarf jokes.
>I don't make dwarf jokes.
Mad bantz.
>>69232304
People like that just like to make shit up to feel smart
There isn't any evidence to suggest it COULDN'T happen, therefore it is a definite possibility.
>>69231760
still can't believe ramsay was able to stab roose through all those layers. You'll think three layers of onion would stop the blade.
how asspained are all the ASOIAF community websites about the developments
>>69230376
>still technically a Targaryen
>>69232304
Jon wakes up, immediately snaps Ghost's neck and stabs Sansa 77 times with Longclaw
OW THE EDGE
>>69232006
it also could happen in both seasons desu
>>69230479
>implying any normal, straight male wouldn't hit that wild ginger pussy, vows or not
>>69232449
yea I'm assuming with all the scenes that the mountain is getting that we might get a cliffhanger announcement of trial by combat, but the showrunners waste a lot of time with shit like scenes of olly staring angrily
>>69230376
R+L=J isn't a fact and if you don't believe it's true then you are a fucking mong
>implying Rhaegar and Lyanna didn't wed in secret
>>69231810
Peter Pan?
>>69232006
just realized it's the boltons' army in the left in the bottom picture
who are the ones in the right? the night's watch? is that how the "bastardbowl" theory came to be
>>69231899
I'm in love with her.
>>69231899
That's crazy good and now I'm mad it won't happen
>>69231405
>missed the last thread
>calls him a dumb shit for not seeing the OP in last thread
>missed the thread
>missed
>the thread
I think you're the dumb shit, bud
>>69232618
That shit was hours ago.
I have nothing else to do tonight so I'm browsing the chins and watching pleb tv but not everyone sits here all day weirdo.
Did Lyanna love Rhaegar or was she kidnapped and abused?
>>69232654
Misquote. Enjoy a (You)
>>69232618
It's backlinked in the fucking OP of this thread you cocksucker. He would have scrolled past it or simply ignored it to post that comment.
>>69232420
you JUST KNOW
>>69232663
Still can't say. Even accepting the theory that Jon's her and Rayray's kiddo and she wanted him protected doesn't mean ToJ wasn't a rape dungeon.
>>69232707
here's your (you) now fuck off
>>69229474
How do we know that Eurio isn't true? They could have switched Daario actors for a 4th time.
>>69232663
Kidnapped and abused.
Jon is Ashara's son with Ned, it's when Ned brings Dawn back to Starfall from ToJ after killing Arthur that he learns he has a son. Ashara then kills herself (fall from a height into water, no body, links to another running theory about Ashara being the septa accompanying Tyrion in Essos).
The haunting promise to Ned would be to tear down the tower and bring her bones home.
>>69232582
It's the wildlings/jon's army, and its not a theory. The night's watch is pretty much fucked, they don't have enough people for an army and jon is leaving them next episode anyway
>>69232813
post more sasha cumshots
>>69232774
DnD love casting pornstars, they go all the way on the couch.
Why not a successful mainstream feminist icon and existentialist humanitarian like Sasha?
>>69232844
littlefinger will save the day
>>69232813
STOP IT
LYANNA IS PURE
So did the night's watch not murder jon in this timeline? What gives?
>>69230021
wasn't she pregnant during the filming of that scene? woulda looked pretty odd
>>69232898
The second CIA dies I'll drop this show. He has been the best character from the start, and its a crime that he isn't king. Imagine all the crazy shit CIA would do as king, that would be a far more entertaining show than lannister baby rotation
>>69232976
he's alive exactly because he's not the one seeking to sit on the iron throne
>>69232938
Do you watch the show? Why are you here?
>>69233003
Because I saw people talking about jon as if he was not murdered.
>>69232965
She is also tattoo'd as fuck
>>69233000
Remember that scene of him jizzing himself just looking at the throne in like season 1? Every move he makes is him trying to get the throne, I don't think you understand his character.
He sent the world into chaos so he could gain more and more power, hence his "chaos is a ladder" bullshit. He is climbing the ladder to being king by destroying shit and causing mayhem, that is literally his character.
>>69232938
In the show Jon never even joined the Night's Watch. When Jon was just about to leave for the wall, Ned told him the truth about his parentage and that his father is actually Selwyn Tarth and that he must find his true sister Brienne (who are both secret Targaryens) and become Game of Thrones
>>69233036
The Lightning Lord was never killed either.
>>69233036
yeah bran changed the timeline last episode
>>69233065
can't they fix this with make-up? they do it for hodor's actor who has tattoos on his face
>>69232809
Where is it confirmed that Jon is Ashara's?
>>69233036
He was murdered and then he got resurrected by the plot device we all knew was going to happen for the last 5 years
>>69233036
murdered? he was a fookin traitor
did he really deserve to die ?
>>69233109
Watching glenn die in twd was similar senpai
>>69233137
'no' ;_;
>>69233137
he could've let someone else stab him, but HE did it for some reason
whose the best couple and whyis it Tyrion and Sansa
>>69233098
Jon's parentage is not confirmed.
Ned got busy with Ashara at Harrenhal during the tourney where Rhaegar named Lyanna the queen of love & beauty & rape dungeons.
Brandon set it up. Selmy loved Ashara but was a Kingsguard and couldn't make a mive, he thinks it was Brandon and that's why he's cool with Ned but secretly thinks Brandon got what he deserved because of Ashara's presumed fate.
>>69233137
Yes, baby Crow is a delicacy
>>69233192
>Ned got busy with Ashara at Harrenhal
I bet you're the coolest kid on the wiki
>>69233178
>not picking sansa and some black gentleman
>>69233095
they absolutely can, it's not even that difficult. so i'm gonna say they used the double so that autists wouldnt be running around posting "4TH LANNISTER BASTARD BY THE QUEEN MOTHER #HYPE #HYPE #HYPE"
>>69233178
You misspelled Littlefinger.
Littlefinger and Tyrion make the best couple.
:^)
>>69229770
way to fuck it up DABID!
why the fuck anyone in millenial generation think any strength has to come with smugness, same thing with all this gurl power
where was it mentioned that ned was with ashara
>>69233213
This is a well known theory that's been around for ages.
Personally, I'd prefer if it were true becauae pwople would lose their fuckin MINDS but since the show glossed over Ashara and has been reminding people of Rhaegar and Lyanna it's a cinch that's what's happening.
The only reason DnD got the rights is becauae they guessed Jon's patronage correctly so the shiw's version will be congruent canon.
Too bad, though.
>yfw this should have been the Red Wedding
Why the fuck is the tv show so dark and dreary so much of the time?
People in cold climates can and did dress in nice colorful clothing, not black/brown leather all the time…
>>69233324
>well known theory
With precisely 0 evidence to support it
I know you fags are always memeing about dual wielding but is it actually that bad for medieval sword combat?
t. newfag to medieval warfare
>>69233369
Really it's the exact same quality of evidence that supports Rhaegar and Lyanna before the show made it obvious.
Go on and provide more solid evidence of R+L=J besides the Ashara story's absence from the show.
>>69233368
Colour is often controlled very carefully in film and tv as it subconsciously alters your mood
For example, the red wedding was dark and gloomy and it amplified the effect it had on the viewer, whereas the purple wedding was bright and cheerful because they expected everyone to be happy once joffrey died.
>>69233448
bed of blood
>>69233430
It's stupid as fuck. There is this thing called a "shield" that works pretty well with a sword you should look it up.
>>69233430
Yeah, a shield is way more effective at blocking than a sword because that is it's purpose. Having no means to defend yourself is suicide.
>>69233495
There are a lot if ways someone could be left to bleed out in a bed, it's circumstantial without confirmation.
>>69233448
Dany seeing a winter rose blooming on the Wall during her visions.
>>69233561
shit evidence
>>69233549
Like circumcising your newborn son?
>>69233561
That's pretty good too but it's a vision and could mean anything.
I'm not saying there aren't good clues, just that they're all dependent on a specific interpretation. That doesn't make them proof.
>>69233448
>Ned is known to be an honourable man that wouldn't fuck out of wedlock
>Books frequently bring up that a promise was made between them
>Lyanna was found in a bed of blood
>Prophecy states that Azor Ahai would come from Aerys II' line
Also the fact that the books have constantly even brought up the matter is enough to know that it's true. The only reason that Ashara is brought up in the first place is because it links with R+L=J.
>>69233617
Lyanna's a Stark, a fucking descendent of the first men.
She's not some money grubbing Braavosi.
>>69233589
Won't matter. What is; is. What ain't; aint. Get over it.
>>69233549
You fucking mong, it there were confirmation there wouldn't even be this discussion.
Other evidence for R+L is that Ned never refers to Jon as his son. He says he is "of his blood" but never his son. Going even further, in the few times we see Ned think about his children and his family, he seems to put Jon in a different category. Another thing that points to the theory being true is the presence of the Kingsguard at the ToJ. The Kingsguard is only supposed to protect the royal family.
>>69233589
>>69233635
Three members of the Kingsguard were guarding the tower she was locked in. The Kingsguard is meant to protect members of the royal family. They should have been on Dragonstone protecting the Queen and Viserys, or with Rhaegar at the Trident.
Unless they were guarding the newborn who was next in line to inherit the Iron Throne.
>"Jon would be a bastard then!"
Aegon the Conqueror had two wives. Why couldn't Rhaegar?
>>69232663
Sadly rape den is basically confirmed
1. Wildfyre missing from King Slanding
2. "No man truly knew Rhaegar Targaryen"
3. Rhaegar obsessed with prophecy, all Targs throughout history are crazy.
4. Ned and Howland 'brought down the tower' by themselves. How could they do that? Well, we've seen another huge tower brought down in the series
5. Ned had no regard for the dead. Didn't even consider bringing bones back must have burnt them all.
6. GRRM's style
Rhaegar kidnapped her with his Kingsguard friends, chained her up and brutalized her with his thick Valyrian cock until she make baby. When he left for the battle he had to leave his KG there to complete the ritual without him.
>>69233369
Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyanna and takes Daenerys with him
Goes to Starfall to return Dawn
Discovers Jon Snow
Trades Daenerys to Ashara and takes Jon
Ashara “suicides” and becomes Septa Lamore
Takes Daenerys to Pentos and to be with Viserys and Williem Darry
Goes off to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror
>>69233502
>>69233496
b-but characters in GoT rarely use shields in combat, the only time I saw someone actually using a shield was when the mountain fought oberyn and even then he did a piss poor job at protecting him self with it
>>69233735
>all Targs throughout history are crazy
t. showfag
>>69233666
It's not proof. It's circumstantial evidence at best. If the r+l leading were a narrative trick, it wouldn't even be a cheap one because all the same standard of evidence exists for an alternative. Of course it would have to link with r+l because the event of Ned returning with a baby is tied to a specific timeline.
Of course we now KNOW that r+l is true but only through inductive reasoning at what is possible in the show and why we can trust what the show tells us about it.
Yes, r+l is true BUT there is no proof or more substantial evidence in the books to lend more credence to that outcome.
>>69233754
There are what, 1 or 2 honest exceptions? And no showfag here, read Game in 2003.
>>69233430
Dual wield is a meme, especially with long swords. Two rapiers were used in duels, but they're not that effective even against a single blade no shield.
It's used when a character is such an epic swordsman he needs two swords to keep up with his mad skills. See Drizzt DoUrden.
ler's talk about POWER LEVELS
few thoughts come to mind.
Who could beat the mountain? Just how stronk is Jaime? Will Loras get to live long enough to be BEST EVER?
>>69233744
>Viserys chooses to take care of his bastard niece
No
What's CIA's power level?
>>69233469
Cinephile please. Everything north of Kingslanding looks like shit because D&D are unimaginative hacks.
>>69233778
Aegon I
Aenys I
Jaehaerys I
Viserys I
Rhaenyra
Aegon III
Daeron I
Baelor I
Viserys II
Daeron II
Aerys I
Maekar I
Aegon V
Jaehaerys II
Pretty much a majority of them weren't insane, but many had their quirks.
>>69233846
Viserys wouldn't be in on the fucking plan.
Everyone involved knows he's a jackass and would ruin their backup plan.
Viserys, Dany, and Aegon in the hole are a lot of cards. Presumably the real Dany would've been stillborn in this theory because why waste a bargaining chip?
>>69233773
>i-it doesn't OUTRIGHT say it's true therefore it's not evidence!
that's kind of the point of a plot device m8
>>69233678
The Northmen have no foreskin, it was confirmed when Tyrion made a joke to Varys.
>>69233137
Filthy Wildlings killed the best potatoe boiler in the village. I'll be mad too.
>>69233910
My thesis is still correct.
>>69229623
No. Real spoilers get posted on the subleddit freefolk. The Spanish guy who leaked the first three episodes has posted there and done an AMA.
>>69230405
>stannis
false king
>rhaegar
ded not longer valid
>ned
not in position to do that
>robb
not valid
am I the only one who thinks these look comfy as fuck?
>>69233403
>>69233368
>>69233889
wait are the spoilers being just the ones for episode 3 ( the ones from the same guy who leaked episode 2 info with bad grammar ) or for the full season?
Familias, how big is Bran's cock? The idea of a thin, twinky cripple with a big cock turns me on. Is Tommen's bigger? So many questions.
>>69233745
That's because you can't use a shield with a fucking claymore, no more than you can use another sword with it. The swords in Got are oversized, which is why the Sword of the Morning carried one fucking bright sword, not two like some Drizzt DoUrrden faggot.
>>69233929
So Viserys never saw the birth? and mistook a nine month old for his sister?
>>69233957
>gets presented with evidence that indisputably refutes your point
>still correct
>>69233678
see
>>69233889
Marrying a fucking Jew.
>>69234023
You only 'refuted' one point and it's gonna turn out later the whole Targ line was lot crazier than we thought. We'll see who's correct.
>>69233934
Narrative devices cut both ways, Ser Davos.
If it's implication it's not proof. It IS circumstantial evidence but that's all it is and that exists for other theories as well.
The best evidence is the heavy Kingsguard presence at ToJ but that could juat be Rhaegar's perogative to say fuck you to the rebels in a worst case scenario but that's not very likely.
Regardless, that's evidence and not proof.
>>69229559
>>69229612
Its kept in a crate right next to the ark of the covenant and the identity of the zodiac killer. Never gonna see the light of day.
>>69233985
so?
so?
so?
so?
>>69233137
yes, he was a shit sub for satin
>>69233990
no, it looks great.
>>69234047
Tully fuckimg shit no king of mine.
>>69234019
...the baby isn't 9 months old when it's born and if it were, so would the other baby that was born around the same time so they wouldn't look any different, anon.
>episode airs in 18 hours
>dead thread
What do you think King Aerys II said to Jamie when Jamie stabbed him in the back?
>>69234134
It's already confirmed filler episode
>>69234134
it's pretty late p h @ m
>>69233937
WHAT
>>69234128
The king of the Jews is no king of mine! kill him and his unborn son.
>>69231810
What a cute boy
>>69234180
how
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES
>>69234177
burn BURNN THEM ALL FUCKING CUNT FIRE BURN DRAGONS IM A FUCKING DRAGON LET THEM ALL BURN ONE TRUE KING FIRE BURN AHHHHHHH
>>69234219
leaks
>>69234057
All the information we have about what happened at the Tower of Joy comes from Neds private thoughts in his POV chapters, where he specifically states that he brought the tower down and built cairns for the bodies. Here you are stating that he did no such thing and burnt them all instead with no regard for the dead. So are you implying that he is telling himself a lie in his own fucking head?
Also, if he had no regard for the dead at all, he would not have returned Dawn to Starfall.
Your entire theory is retarded.
>>69234177
>My son....Aegon?
>I am the Aegon.
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>I'm looking for a highborn girl of three and ten with auburn hair
>>69229770
NAWITENDDDSS
where did they hire this trash.
>not using cgi young sean bean
fuck off jew@jew
>>69233137
no but im still gonna be smug when he dies just because he literally gets btfo by someone coming back to life which has got be to be the shittest luck ever.
>>69233846
Red or Black, the point is to return a Targaryen to the Iron Throne.
Aegon (Blackfyre) is the prime candidate but Viserys and Daenerys also need to be kept around just in case and for additional value they provide, not least of which is the fact that Viserys and Daenerys being known to have survived, they take any heat off Aegon.
>>69233403
Why is his wife basically wearing fucking rags?
>>69234235
bullshit
leaks are rare
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>lampreys, suckulent meat pies, moist lemon cakes, roast suckling pig, and fiery dornish peppers all washed down with a fine arbour gold
>>69229879
D@D want women to rule, this is not going to happen sorry.
>>69230998
Asha Greyjoy
>>69234002
>The idea of a thin, twinky cripple with a big cock turns me on
Me too tbqh
>>69234177
AHHH SAVE ME RHAEGAR
>>69234324
Is that why some spaniard fuck has leaked the plot of the last 2 episodes before they aired?
>The Wall:
>Melissandre ask what did he saw while he was dead. Jon says nothing. Meli says that Stannis might not be Azor Ahai after all but Jon. He think this is very weird and understand nothing. Davos is freaking out, and ask what happen.
>Everybody goes to the yard, "you are a god, etc...".
>Sam:
>On the boat, Sam is about to puke, they need to go to Sam house because Old Town don't allow chicks. His father is an asshole, but mom and sis are good people.
>TOJ:
>The conversation we know already. Dayne fucks everybody and beat Ned, but Howland kill Arthur in the back. A woman is screaming; Bran somehow scream Dad. Ned turn around but sees nothing. And the 3xEyeCrow says: "We will go back here another time"
>my watch has ended
So they really should kill him again for actually being a deserter.
>>69234324
We has correct plot leaks for 1st and 2nd episodes, there's no reason not to believe the plot leak for the 3rd
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>cersei, illyn payne, the mountain, meryn trant, the tickler, the hound....
>>69234400
The Night's Watch serve until death.
He died.
>>69234134
all the spoilers are out, what is there to talk about at this point
>>69234395
Is that really the episode, no fucking confirmed anything. Fucking filler episode D&D hacks.
>>69234395
>Vaes Dorak
>Apparently half chapter about telling that widows go there, the rules and so on, to Dae.
>Meeren:
>A woman with a sick child have info about the Harpy. Varis offers health and a ship full of silver if she tells something. Everybody is conspiring against Meeren (Yunkai and the rest). Grayworm said that the best is attack directly, leaving Meeren undefended even.
>King's Landing:
>Qyburn is just talking with the kid. Tells Cersei or Jaime that he just "tweak" the mountain a little bit to improve it. The children are the new little birds, they were good with Varis, and they are also good with Qyburn. Jaime says that the Mountain should go to the Baelor Sept to blast the High Sparrow head. The council is talking, Olena, Pircell, Kevan, the guy that sing in bravos, etc.... Kevan is the hand of the king. Cersei and the Mountain crash the council, and the conversation goes no where.
>Tommen ask the HS to left Cersei come back to see Mircela, HS says no sinner allowed. And that she need to purge her sin before the seven.
>Arya:
>Who are you? Nobody, x 200. ... and then Who WERE you? I was Arya Stark, who do you want to kill? Why didn't you kill the dog the hound? ; again with Jaquen Who are you? Nobody x200. Arya pass the test of the annoying god, got a bowl with magic water, and her eyesight come back.
>Winterfell:
>"Why are you here Umber? Aren't you loyal to the Stark?."
"I was, but Jon Snow have an army of wildling that are going to fuck my lands."
"Kneel and I will help you"
"No"
"Wut??? How I'm going to trust you?"
"You will because I'm bringing you Osha and Rickon."
>>69234395
I dont buy it.
troll post
>>69229474
How do we fix the lack of diversity in GoT?
>>69234444
Nice Quads
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>does Hodor wipe bran's ass?
>>69234458
Fuck off
>>69234426
Ok...and now he's alive again? Death is considered final. him coming back doesn't change his oath. If he wants to do something else his brothers should decided on it..not him.
>>69234448
>The Wall again:
>Four hanging people, Bower Marsh, Harwick, Thorne, and Olly (yes!). Before hanging them, Jon talk a bit with them. Marsh: You should be dead!, Harwick: >Please tell my family I died honorably. Thorne: I would do this again!. Olly: (says nothing). Cut the main rope, all four fall down, last frame is Olly dying. Jon give the Lord Commander cape to Ed. Ed ask "what should I do with his?" Jon: "Whatever you want, because my watch has ended".
>THE END.
This shit was leaked by the same guy who correctly leaked episodes 1 and 2, some spanish cunt.
>http://www.techinsider.io/game-of-thrones-leaks-reddit-2016-5
>>69234458
Good question
>mrw anons still think Lyanna will be fair skinned and blue eye
>>69234323
He doesn't give a shit
>>69233910
>Baelor I
>not insane
>>69234395
>And the 3xEyeCrow says: "We will go back here another time"
if that happens I am legitimately dropping the show
>>69234444
quads confirms d&d a shit
>>69234458
You know how
>>69234483
>filler the episode
fuck this shit. I wish someone would just leak the entire season.
>>69234317
Down with the blackfyres.
Their male line is deceased. Aegor Rivers' line has the new claim. A son of Bittersteel shall sit the Iron Throne.
>>69234483
>leaks-reddit
It was posted on youtube
Why reddit always takes the credit?
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD. I AM THE STORM.
>>69234323
>Why is his wife basically wearing fucking rags?
Because D&D are unimaginative hacks, who think "medieval" = dark and dreary with dirty, smelly people dressed in rags.
Radmure looks like a fucking peasant and Walder's wife, a Duchess, looks like a scullery maid...
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>I didn't rape him, he was sleeping!
>>69234323
Because Walder's jewish as fuck and can't be bothered paying for nice clothes for his huge family
>They had found him still holding her body, silent with grief
So does this imply that there was another person present in the Tower of Joy when Howland Reed found Ned with his sister? Who could it be?
>>69234400
pshh.. who cares. I'm out losers. Enjoy defending the wall lmao
With all these legit leaks the only thing I'm hyped for anymore are the teasers
>>69234543
The article made reference to the video uploader doing an AMA at r/freefolk, and that the video had since been removed by HBO, but not before translators wrote it up in English on leddit.
>>69234520
>if that happens I am legitimately dropping the show
I bet you already said that several times in the past and never dropped the show.
>>69234517
I wouldn't go so far as to say he was insane, just incredibly zealous.
>>69234509
>implying they didn't hire Alexandra Daddario
>>69234515
He very much gives a shit about what people think of him and in reality would probably at least buy her a fucking dress instead of the same brown rags with baggy top that EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD WEARS
>>69234612
>>69234612
>>69234612
NEW THREAD
>>69234590
>>69234509
its going to be the same actress made to look older
>>69234587
Nope, the only thing keeping me interested in this show is seeing if R+L=J and if Jon is actually Azor Ahai.
Literally none of the other plotlines interest me.
Nice projection though fampai
>>69233745
Longswords are used with two hands, but not like they use them in shows and movies. They'd hold onto the blade with the other hand and use it almost like a spear. Sometimes they'd even hold the blade with two hands and swing with the handle side to give the strike more weight. It's more of a wrestling match than your typical fancy tv swordfight, GoT is shit at portraying medieval combat
>>69234524
Should have been rezzed jon snow.
>He's back and he's black.
>>69234641
She's not even cute enough to start a war for
>>69234395
>Is that why some spaniard fuck has leaked the plot of the last 2 episodes before they aired?
“Leaks” have become a standard Hollywood marketing tool. Do you think HBO is unaware of the Internet?
If these leaks were actual leaks, why haven’t any of the episodes leaked?
>>69231517
>>69231532
>>69231560
>>69231572
It's quite a cool speech though. A bit unrealistic all that monologuing.
>>69234177
The same thing he'd been saying for hours.
>Get HYPE. Fuckin Confirmed Jaime.
>>69234852
>cool
It's cringeworthy as fuck, familia
>>69233430
>>69233496
>>69233502
>>69233805
Apparently, dual wielding does have some basis in historical reality but it was (a) used much less in the medieval period compared to the early modern era & (b) only really in used in pre-planned duels, not in straight-up skirmish/battles like the Tower of Joy scene.