Honestly can't tell which of these wrote the most pretentious try hard nonsensical shit.
Help me decide?
>>69223982
Your post
>wah they didn't love my superhero flick!
>>69224004
That's not really pretentious, though. That's childish.
>>69223982
>The sad middle aged dudes...
I'm only in my 20s.
Fuck am I gonna die in my 50s?
Lads, what's gonna happen? What does Sean Burns know that we don't?!
>>69223982
None those make anysense. Wtf the fuck is wrong with these fart sniffers?
Man, this is why I like /tv/ for recommendations. No one here is as stuck up as these cunts and they understand the unique mindset and taste of a gamer like me.
>>69223982
Found it dude
If he was still allowed on Rotten Tomatoes, then Armond White. But since he's basically a troll I'm not sure it counts.
>>69224302
>>69224308
Wait, he's allowed back? When did this happen?
>>69224302
>Literally got his review privileges back for praising a warner bros movie
>>69223982
I thought based Armond "white is always right" White was back on RT?
>>69224300
>No one here is as stuck up as these cunts
>implying
The difference is that /tv/ is where we come to discuss and if you're an uppity cunt, you won't get to discuss things/
>>69223982
>Michael Fairbanks
There's nothing more pathetic than when a retard shouts "PRETENTIOUS" when confronted with someone obviously more articulate than themselves.
Its a word that has become so meaningless in the online arena. Means about as much as "cuck" these days.
>>69223982
Since Rotton Tomatoes rating system is based on a films 'freshness' Civil War is rotten. Its not bad it just doesnt try anything new or different from the last movies and suffers from it.
>>69224302
I wonder how long before he gets kicked off again
That's a lot of bad reviews. Even Leonard Matlin didn't like it?
>>69224419
>>69224419
>>69223982
Honestly, theres always going to be those people who don't like it, and in theory if you weren't going to like it then those are the things you would say.
Whereas BvS literally got bad reviews for not being a Marvel movie or because Batman killed a few guys.
So don't think Marvel can complain about this.
>>69224555
My issue with BVS was the terrible dialogue, lack of character motivation, boring action scenes and nonsensical story.
>>69223982
>it's only okay when they did it with BvS
fuck off drone
>>69224300
>>69223982
there are only 26 rotten reviews total, this screen cap is literally all of them
compared to 246 fresh... i would say a lot more critics like captain america as a percentage than /tv/ does, given the content of all the civil war threads. although i think its mostly just cool to find things that arent actually wrong with it cos we're all cynical after BvS
>defending capeshit
I want off this ride.
>>69224662
But these critics like BVS
>>69224409
This.
>>69223982
>being this autistic
It absolutely triggers me that people will take into account the opinions of others before they even decide if it's something they want to watch themselves.
>>69224175
It's the wasted time, anon.
You wake up one morning single at 38 and pull on your Captain America graphic tee, grab a Pop-Tart and turn on Teen Titans GO! and realize, abruptly and without warning, that you have wasted your life to this point. Your velocity is zero.
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>>69224756
>respectfully decline that request
>implying you can respectfully crush someone's dreams
>>69224967
So he's being self-referential in his review.
Whoa. Poor guy.
>>69224346
when they realized the rest of the critics are no better
