See, this is one of the reasons JK rowling is a hack
If I was in the harry potter universe, i'd make my own business, since you know the only job prospects are
>teaching at hogwarts
>death eater
>shop owner
>ministry
Thats it. What i'd do is buy a bunch of house elves, since they're literally slaves, and i'd own a brothel. I'd build a monopoly on polyjuice potion and mass brew it, then my whorehouse would cater to every single taste you could ever want.
Hate umbridge? Steal her hair and hatefuck her.
Cute girl at your job? Steal one of the thousands of hairs she drops per day, and fuck the shit out of her.
Hell, I could probably replicate popular hairs like luna and hermione and charge whatever the fuck i'd like.
This is assuming you know, wizards wouldnt just use their magic love potions, or use a literal date rape spell that erases peoples memory.
What about the villages where wizards live around muggles? Does every wizarding village have the town rapist? Like oh yeah, thats Gregg. He steals off to london and rapes the shit out of any muggle he feels like and then just erases their memory.
Good ol' Weird Wizard Rapey Greg.
they probably had that in knockturn alley or something
Why didn't wizards stop holocaust?
>>69214848
You can't stop something that never took place.
>>69214848
wizards were fighting their own wwii at the same time, their hitler was grindelwald
>>69214918
Why didn't they just use a sniper rifle?
>>69214963
Grindelwald can control all vectors.
>>69215017
He's Accelerator? Does he have some sort of auto-deflect?
Already stale copypasta and it's only been a couple months.
>>69215017
This isn't a Ching chong cartoon.
Why didn't Voldermort build a suit of power armor made with magic during the final battle?
Why didn't the Death Eaters steal stuff from the military and enchant them with magic?
Why didn't the US or European Ministries send in a spec-ops team of wizards to take out Voldermort?
Why didn't Voldermort turn the Voyager space probe into a horocrux?
Whhhhhhhy
>>69214747
>grow up in a tiny cupboard
>always bullied by everyone
>practically a human house elf for his family
>yet harry is not completely fucked in his head
>>69215341
>grow up in a tiny cupboard
>manlet
Bravo
>Rupert Grint swapped his career for an ice cream truck
J U S T
U S T J
S T J U
T J U S
>>69215523
desu it seems comfy selling ice cream
>many wizards use wands for magic
>using your hands for magic is also a thing, but only very powerful wizards could do such a thing
>wizards shun muggle inventions, thinking they are less advanced but in reality they are much more advanced than them
>this guy is sitting in the pub, using hand magic to read a spoon while reading a book by stephen hawking
Is this guy the most powerful wizard in Harry Potter?
>>69215341
He is fucked in the head. That's why he thinks he's a wizard.
>>69215370
kek
>>69215676
Which movie is that? Cant recall.
>>69215676
Actually, that's a special effect.
>>69215754
3rd movie, when they are in the leaky cauldron.
>>69215569
He can't sell it. He has to give it away for free.
>>69214747
All that Muggle thinking is why you're not a wizard.
I'd just chill about. Conjure shit.
>>69215341
>yet harry is not completely fucked in his head
He has anger issues, he is incapable of having normal conversations with anyone in school other than Ron, he spent an entire year stalking Malfoy instead of porking every girl in school that wanted the chosen dick, he has a hero complex and he had gay thoughts for young Voldemort.
>>69215854
He's a teenager
>>69214747
>according to gamps 5 laws of blah blah in the books, you can create more of something you have e.g. you have a bottle of butterbeer, you can magically create a ton of butterbeer from that single bottle.
How does the economy exist in Harry Potter?
What stops people just buying one of something and using magic to replicate it?
>>69215676
Yes, just because it's Ian Brown
>>69215854
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
>>69214747
>Rowling is a hack because I would rape girls in the HP universe
They're just books for children and young adults, man.
>>69215913
I thought you couldn't replicate food.
>>69215523
>implying rupert grint isn't based af
>most based child star
>fuck hollywood i've got money time to live out my childhood dreams starting from when I was little
>>69214863
Jim, Jimmy, James
>>69215913
How can wizard families be poor?
>>69215936
>>Rowling is a hack because I would rape girls in the HP universe
perfect
>Love potion some rich hot heiress or close to death wealthy widow
>?????
>Profit
>>69215913
>>69215963
You can't replicate food but Malfoy could create a snake when he was 12? Couldn't you just conjure an animal and kill it for food?
If wands channel magic with a core in the Potter universe what would happen if you had a staff just filled with like, fifty phoenix feathers? Would you be the world's most powerful wizard?
>>69216125
Ginger retardation
>>69216200
Maybe that animal would have no calories or nutrients.
>>69215963
>>69216200
You can though, in the deathly hallows book, they catch and cook some shit-tasting fish and ron asks hermione to change it into something better.
she says she can only duplicate something that she already has, I.e. the shit tasting fish into more shit-tasting fish.
she
>>69216207
what do you think the elder wand consists of
A lack of focus on economics was a defanate problem in the books.
>mfw potter nerds try to defend the books
it's an enjoyable trashy flick version of fantasy. Nothing more
>>69215676
>reading a spoon
>>69216371
The real problem is that Voldemort was an idiot.
im p sure thats illegal
>>69216579
But Tom Marvolo Riddle was a genius.
>>69216579
Why didn't Voldemort send a Horcrux to space?
>>69214747
>What's happening is part of a phenomenon I wrote about a couple of years ago when I was asked to comment on Rowling. I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.
>But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?
>It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."
>Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>69216637
>become immortal
>get tortured into insanity
>spend all eternity at St Mungo
Bravo, Tom, bravo.
>>69215936
>implying young adults don't rape or get raped
>>69216691
wizards dont understand the concept of space and they think earth is flat
>>69216775
Is this true? I thought people knew the earth was flat since ancient times since ships slowly sank into the horizon rather than falling right off.
>>69215202
>Why didn't Voldermort turn the Voyager space probe into a horocrux?
That's the stupidest idea I can think of, binding your soul to something that's guaranteed to get fucked over in space.
>>69215692
>He is fucked in the head. That's why he thinks he's a wizard.
>yfw the whole story took place inside harry's head inside the little cupboard
>>69214747
>world's greatest wizard bested by an infant because his parents loved him
>>69215888
>stalking Malfoy instead of porking every girl that wanted the chosen dick
read every once in a while
>>69216812
Horcruxes can only be destroyed by magic. And space is big, the chances of it being destroyed are small.
>>69216812
How would Harry into space?
>>69216863
>>69215854
>he had gay thoughts
notice something?
>>69216849
There are so many things about the books that you know it was absolutely written by a woman. Not saying women can't write in a neutral manner, but so many things about the Harry Potter universe and they way the characters are are such that they could only have been written by a woman.
>>69216877
Are you saying radiation, extremely high energy collisions and extreme fucking temperatures are less destructive than a basilisk fang? come on man
>>69216918
>the stranger
>god-tier
downvoted
>>69216974
It's not about power, it's about magic.
>>69216918
>dat chart
Is that bait?
>>69216697
/From what I read of Harry Potter, it seemed to me that even George RR Martin's prose was better than Rowlings
>>69216918
>God Tier
>Gatsby
>American "literature"
Stopped right there.
>>69216951
I dunno, she seems extremely uncomfortable writing romance and female on female conversations
>critiquing the greatest modern literature of our time based upon some shitty dubya-bee movie versions
>>69216924
>he had gay thoughts
citation needed
>>69217444
Most chapters are written from Harry's POV and the narrator can't stop mentioning how ridiculously good looking young Voldemort is
HP films done right:
1. actually stay true to the books (that infamous gambon goblet of fire scene comes to mind)
2. Rated 15+
3. Dark as fuck, as befitting a series where at least a third of the main named characters die
4. one director for every film. none of that wild thematic and imagery switching because you changed director
5. no rowling
6. written by a political conservative
>>69217496
are the voldemort sections not pensive memories of dumblefag?
>>69217555
childhood sections* also pensieve
>>69216820
Dead Dudley.avi
>>69217515
>actually stay true to the books
> Dark as fuck
The mother of all contradictions. The books are light and silly, making them dark would be such a fucking huge tonal clash that it wouldn't recover no matter who made it.
Let me remind you, this is a bookseries about a chosen one young adult battling an evil wizard called Voldemort. You're not basing it off a Dostoyevsky novel here, make it light.
>>69216207
What if you magically shrank like 50 of those staffs and put them all inside a wand?
>>69217612
i certainly didnt interpret the last 3 books as light and silly. shit gets dark from order of the phoenix mate
remember the systematic torture of students that went on for a whole YEAR
>he will never hug you
;__;
>>69217726
Fuck off, Bellatrix
>>69217726
looks like hes imperio'ing the shit outtta him. the way volde moves his want seems so deliberate
>>69217515
>dark as fuck
>written by a political conservative
Omg I know everything about you and I am sick.
>>69217797
i only added that (and no rowling) to prevent muslim harry, black hermionie and transgender rona weasley
>>69217797
In regard to the cold war, did the wizards just let that happen?
The prospect of a nuclear war didn't bother them, or is it just that they couldn't do anything to stop the stockpiling of nuclear weapons?
And the muggle governments, they're not bothered by the existence of all these wizards? Shouldn't there be like, anti-magic commandos or some shit hunting them down and water boarding them to learn their magical secrets.
>>69217893
answer to both is ignorance is bliss
>having this much autism over a fucking series of books made for children
just fucking stop. this is anime and mlp tier.
>>69217893
wizards are not allowed to interfere with muggles anyway, so sayeth the Ministry of Magic. The MOM would probably have btfo any wizard who tried to either kill hitler, stop ww2, stop nuke development + production etc etc they are a proper statist dictatorship in the magic world
>>69217975
>that image
subtle bait
>>69217644
Depends what your definition of what "dark" is I suppose. the first 2 books are literal childrens books, aimed at like 12 and below. The latter is more young adult. But come on, they're still not "dark", they're still about a group of friends fighting against an evil wizard who wants to rule the world.
I mean fucking Game of Thrones is darker than that.
>>69214747
>>69215936
>>69217795
>implying his isn't casting a viagra spell so the other Death Eaters think Draco's a fag
Voldy was an absolute madman to the end.
>>69218020
What would they do if an asteroid was on a collision course with the earth?
>>69218020
Magic world = apartheid state run and maintained by racist government. Rowling is a pure leftist so its funny that she created a full authoritarian hardline government setup for her magical world (this setup isnt criticised at all, only some of the aspects are like some minor criticisms of azkhaban, form dumbledore + sirius.. the secrecy from muggle shit has been so propaganda'd into wizards they dont even question it)
>>69216849
>>69216951
>>69218133
probably leave and let muggles get btfo, or just keep on doing what they are doing but avoid the muggle world entirely.. will an asteroid destroy magically protected shit that isnt even visible to muggles
>>69218169
What would the alternative be though?
They don't really have much choice but to hide from the non-magical world.
>>69218133
Let Bruce Willis handle it
>>69218278
Alright, well what if it's a comet instead like in Deep Impact.
>>69218080
by the later books theres torture, mucho murder, death and destruction, maiming, death of both a newborn kids parents, twice (potters, lupin-tonks), with a third lot going insane (nevilles story is utterly tragic)
i think its quite dark!
>>69218273
come bearing gifts. they could change the world into a literally, magical place.
>>69218273
ii-its not like they could solve world hunger, mind control their way to world peace, and generally improve humanity in every way, rr-right?
wizards are just obnoxious xenophobes
>>69218394
So, essentially colonise the non-magical world.
>>69218491
>no diesase
>free food
>flying animals
>fucking magic
>immortality is real
>invisibility
>souls are real
>love potions
>imagine the types of magic-tech infused entertainment we could produce!
>flying cars
colonise away.
>>69218577
>Gellert Goldbergs every species dildos
cant wait
>>69218577
>magic tech
WE FINAL FANTASY 6 NOW
>>69218577
Seems like a lot of work, I guess all the wizards are going to dedicate their lives to providing magical services for the whole world then?
>>69214787
Why did harry end up there when he said "Diagonally" ?
Actually why did he even say diagonally in the first place?
>>69215676
>hand magic to read a spoon
>>69218665
keeps em busy not wiping stuff out and breeding monstrosities in the woods next to boarding schools and spawning two wizard hitlers in 50 years
>>69218665
That's how it worked in theWheel of Time series.
>>69218665
>work
didnt weasley make the flying car just for shits and giggles? anyway, wizards have jobs, wizards use money, we have gold, we pay gold, they work
>>69218852
Why do they value gold anyway, couldn't they just magic a shit load of it up?
>>69218911
apparently not. there is one exception to the transfiguration spell mentioned explicitly, food.
but there are 4 more left unsaid, money is probably one
wizards should give muggles flue networks or some means of instant travel. that would revolutionise muggle world most rapidly and to the greatest extent. magical healing we can give a miss because muggles wil figure it all out eventually themselves. telelportation is pure magical bs so would be good to have
>>69218975
Strange considering that you actually can manufacture gold given a limitless supply of energy, like magic say.
>>69219095
in a warehouse sized cyclotron
wizards cannot into technology
>magnets
wizards dont know how they work, how can they do particle collisions
Replace one word in a HP film/book that changes the entire plot.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
>>69215064
>>69215017
>>69214963
>>69214918
What if Hitler was a wizard?
>all these wizards wearing filthy muggle style clothing
If I was invited to a damn castle to learn magic and be a damn wizard I'd abandon everything muggle I could. Ask Dumbledore who's his tailor, cause I'm gonna be rocking robes and a wizard hat all day, every day.
>>69219235
then dumbledore, the dude who essentially took down the other two wizard hitlers (although the second was by totally fuckery and sneakiness, and via a proxy; post mortem) would get called in, again
What if Harry had a gun?
>>69219316
scratch that. dumbledore didnt really know what he was doing with harry, and admitted as much. he got lucky as fuck with his scheming. musta been hard going to your death knowing you a) failed to destroy the horcruxes and b) left the fate of the world to fuckin 'arry potta
>>69219358
>getting a gun
>in England
He aint that powerful of a wizard.
>>69219228
Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Rape
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Rape
Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Rape
Harry Potter and The Rape of Fire
Harry Potter and The Rape of The Phoenix
Harry Potter and The Half-Rape Prince
Harry Potter and The Rapey Hallows
>>69217975
>Rating Ayn Rand above Joseph Heller
>Rating Tolkien with Rowling
>Rating Huxley below Jane Austen
>Rating Kanye West at all
What's the matter, they run you out of /lit/ so you figured you'd lord your minimal literacy over a lesser medium like television and film? You deserve every penny of your liberal arts debt regardless of failing to graduate, ask your parents to put the remaining payments on you to learn some humility.
>Ulysses
>Anything higher than two notches below Shit-tier
Jesus.
>>69219426
>fly/apparate/flue to Switzerland
>pick house at random
>take their automatic rifle
?
>>69219228
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone
Harry Potter and her Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabang
Harry Potter and the Knob of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prick
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows
>>69219435
>not Harry potter and the deathly rape
>>69219426
there are guns here. in police hq, army bases, gun shops, firing ranges, the factories that make the army weapons, BAE systems etc
harry has an invisibility cloak and can fly and teleport to places he thinks about
i like stephen's fry narration of the books, makes me feel like i'm there. 2/3 of the way through goblet.
the only bad thing is he puts me to sleep too easily.
>>69219358
he shoots voldemort when they first meet
voldemorts back 5 years later because horcrux
i suppose it would give harry time to destroy them all
>>69219420
It sure would have been useful to tell Harry how to destroy horcruxes and to teach him some advanced OP magic rather than wasting time with monthly stories about Voldy's sad backstory.
>>69215341
He knew Emma Watson for like six years yet married the ginger.
the dursleys ruined him for life
>>69219674
It's not his fault that Ginny slipped him a love potion
>>69219638
what the hell was dumbledore playing at tbqh. the whole prophecy, blackmailing snape, manipulating harry then ultimately getting killed by poison shouldnt really do the man any favours. He got unbelievably lucky winning through harry
>>69214863
Kek. "Why didn't Harry save the 6 gorillion!"
>>69215523
He invested plenty of money in property.
He's one of the few that has his head screwed on right
>>69214747
Wizards used to do this (JK Rowling portrays them as stereotypical power hungry villains, but in the real world there would be rape of course).
Before wizards formed a society with its own laws and culture, wizards randomly appeared among the muggles and often viewed themselves as gods and such, wielding enormous power without restraint.
It was only after much battling and struggle that they decided to regulate things a little and form a civilized wizard society. Central to this system is ensuring every wizard is included and stays included so they don't go off on their own and stop caring about the laws they have to follow to prevent chaos, every wizard needs to go to a school like hogwarts to be indoctrinated to be a good person and care about wizard society and its values, every wizard needs to gain their sense of belonging from wizard society or they might stop caring and be led astray.
Not going around raping muggles serves the purpose of demonstrating your self-discipline and sanity and that you aren't going to become like one of the mad warlocks of old.
This is why I'm hype for the new movies. I hop they expand a lot of the world.
>>69219435
Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Moan
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Kink
Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Ass-kabang
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Cum
Harry Potter and The Hors D'oeuvres of The Phoenix
Harry Potter and The Half-Cocked Prince
Harry Potter and The Deathly 'Ello!'s
>>69219928
purebloods probably wouldnt rape muggles anyway, and if they did would likely avoid pregnancy at all costs so thats something.
theyd just enslave
>>69219597
The man is basically my uncle reading me my bedtime stories. I listen to his HP audiobooks everytime I go to bed. He has a great, comforting voice and he does the characters very well.
>>69219979
>Harry Potter and The Chamber of Kink
this time with subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2rlNMST89o
>>69219928
So, pretty much like actual Britain.
>government knows best. No underage magic, you have to peel potatoes by hand, even though you have adult wizards there to supervise you.
>>69219674
Hermione's a fucking minger in the books. They never knew Emma Watson was gonna turn out so so fine
>>69217515
back to BvS threads
>>69220040
Women wouldn't, but males surely would. Abortions are a thing. Masters have historically raped slaves for domination. Masculinity in a general sense denotes domination rather than submissiveness - with supremacists, rape would very likely occur.
>>69218911
Actually some aspire figure out you could bankrupt the wizard economy pretty easily.
>>69215676
Brian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUMRgZjKr8
>>69219426
Can't you make a gun? Or at least teleport to America and buy a gun there?
>>69220095
anybody said emma watson?
>>69219979
>Harry Potter and The Hors D'oeuvres of The Phoenix
Mate
>>69220204
jsut buy bullets, which is legal and fine here, then use magic to fling them at people. who needs the gun
or use magic to detonate the primer, either way
>>69220275
that was a good one, i liked also
What would the Room of Requirement turn into for you when you entered it?
>>69220376
if it gave one what one wanted, a money room
if it gave one some bs what they want deep inside then fuck knows
>>69220241
>emma takes the captain's cap off your head
What are you going to do now? silly cis shitlord?
>>69220420
Probably go home and go to xhamster to wank to those vids of guys cumming all over a picture of her to be honest
>>69219674
Harry knows better than to stick the chosen dick inside a mudblood.
>>69214787
When Harry first goes to Knockturn Alley there's a witch selling toenails, presumably for this purpose
>>69220420
*teleport behind her and take back my hat*
*"look at me, im the captain now"*
>>69214747
>read harry potter
>say "oh that's really convenient" every chapter
It's a poorly written story.
>>69220376
I think that would really depend on what I needed at the time. But probably some sort of Hyperbolic Time Chamber where I could just sit, relax and fuck about while time went by at like 1000th of real world time.
I could nip in there in a free period and go back two months later just in time for Herbology.
Change the main character of the film and change its title accordingly.
Albus Dumbledore and the Urgent Owl to London
Albus Dumbledore and the Sorting Hat and My Bird Will Do
Albus Dumbledore and Delaying of the Execution of the Horsebird
Albus Dumbledore and Isn't My Old Friend Moody Acting Different?
Albus Dumbledore and The Plan To Completely Ignore That Potter Kid
Albus Dumbledore and The Reliving Of My Worst Memories While That Little Shit Keeps Feeding Me Poison
Albus Dumbledore Waits At King's Cross For 10 Months (Also I'm Gay, Harry)
>>69220876
Why is she wearing a pencilcase?
I want to know where the Church stands in the universe. I'm sure they kill more the a few wizard since magic is evil by definition.
Also where fuck were the guns? This is britian pre ban right? Why not enchant some G3s and fucking rekt people.
Also Voldemort seemed convoluted as fuck. Bro you're still obsessing over high school. There are other ways to get power.
>>69221154
Hermione Granger and The Life as a Friendless Nerd
Hermione Granger and Having to Explain to the Nurse Why I Turned Into A Cat Girl
Hermione Granger and The All Powerful Time Traveling Plot Device That I Used to Attend Extra Classes
Hermione Granger and The Virginity Loss to Wizard Messi
Hermione Granger and The Obnoxious Girl that Believes in Stuff that Doesn't Exist
Hermione Granger and Having to Settle for the Ginger Sidekick Because the Chosen One Doesn't Want Me
Hermione Granger and The Wasted Year Without Any Magical Education
>bow down to my feminist views
>>69221667
At least it's better than spew
>>69215341
Harry Potter started out less serious and something like a fairytale, even the character surnames have some sort of meaning behind them, like Lupin.
But it evolved in some sort of serioous failed attempt at world building
>>69214747
Brilliant
>>69214863
Even better
>>69216125
Bank accountus incresidous
>>69216210
You know that house was not the only thing held together by magic, that old ginger bitch could make a football disappear with less than a grunt.
>>69216820
This version needs to be made. Is there fan fiction of it?
>>69221995
Kek, don't you care about the rights of house elves, anon?
>>69221154
>>69221623
Luna Lovegood and The Writer Hadn't Thought Up My Character Yet.
Luna Lovegood and The Writer Hadn't Thought Up My Character Yet.
Luna Lovegood and The Writer Hadn't Thought Up My Character Yet.
Luna Lovegood and The Writer Mentioned Our Family Lived Somewhat Close To The Weasleys.
Luna Lovegood and The Room Where I Made Friends
Luna Lovegood and The Pasta Art I Made Of My Friends And Hung All Around My Room
Luna Lovegood and Mr Ollivander Who Is Quite Nice, Although This Cellar Is A Bit Damp
>>69222035
sorry I thought you were talking about reality so I deleted my question
>>69221364
do you think she practices in her time off?
>>69222093
I hope she does, it would improve her dick riding capabilities.
why didn't voldemort make himself into a horcrux, that why no one can destroy him unless he was already destroyed
>>69214747
Shit, OP, I kekked out loud for a while.
>>69222062
Ronald Weasley and How Winning a Game of Chessgot Me 50 Points
Ronald Weasley and The Exploding Wand that Permanently Brainfucked a Teacher
Ronald Weasley and The Rat I Used To Sleep With That Turned Out to Be a Man
Ronald Weasley and My Husbando is Fucking my Waifu
Ronald Weasley, The Eli Manning of Quidditch
Ronald Weasley and How I Finally Got Laid
Ronald Weasley and Camping Makes Me Bitchy
>>69220376
a room decked to the ceiling with all kinds of dildos
>>69217644
I re-read them all years after, to see if me standing in lines at midnight were really worth it...
>me disappointed
They just morphed into pathetic teenage eye-fluttering and snogging sessions with a little "plot" tossed in "because books"
does anyone want more emma?
>>69214848
They can't interfere on moggle affairs: 4th book, page 262, four paragraph.
>>69217893
Rowling is shit at worldbuilding, I've seen better worldbuilding in shitty fanfictions than in her books
>>69222560
>Ronald Weasley and Camping Makes Me Bitchy
>>69215676
That's the movie directed by the Mexican dude, everything went to shit from there on. Yeah, it's probably the best HP movie, but they discarded all the robes and wizards not knowing shit from the muggle world on PoA, all the rest of the movies followed suit.
>pixie emma was a cute
>>69218676
He was going through the ebin green fire teleporter, was supposed to say "Diagon Alley"
>>69215523
He's loaded from the movies and has a shit ton more invested.
>>69219426
just teleport to Nigeria, imperius a nigger and take his Ak... go back to england and fuck voldemort and the death eaters... hell he could multiply the bullets
I always imagined american wizards being badass warlocks that adapted magic into murrikan shit, say for example a magical bazooka or a lighting bolt firing minigun
>emma sits down in front of you on a porch
do you like my foot game?
>>69215676
>hand magic to read a spoon
underrated post
>>69220376
probably a room with a giant 500 inch tv, full of videogame consoles and computers, a fridge with infinite beer and snacks and comfy furniture for maximum chilling
>>69224118
>a giant 500 inch tv, full of videogame consoles and computers
Shame for you that none of that works in Hogwarts
>>69224206
magic bitch I could make it work
>Ministry of Magic shown to be a corrupt, shitty organization throughtout the series
>Harry still wants to be an Auror
>>69220376
a gf
>>69224269
My god I would ejaculate inside her.
>>69220376
A gas chamber
Why did the fanfiction recommendation pastebin stopped updating?
>>69224291
only if you scrape out this guys fun goo out of her puss
>>69217015
you sayin there aint magic in space?
>>69224623
Honestly I'd let him suck it out of my ass if it meant I got a chance to insert myself in her.
>>69224750
you don't have much to live for now do you? buckle up and fuck much finer girls
>>69219228
Harry Potter and his Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter with The Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter featuring The Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter finds The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order without The Phoenix
Harry Potter is The Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and Ron's Deathly Hallows
>>69224449
link?
>>69224011
i want to lick and smell her feet
>>69225849http://pastebin.com/wwtmhSKY
>>69216384
>books
this is tv. the films are kino you couldnt make something as good if you tried form decade.
>>69223462
keep it up
>>69221154
Rubeus Hagrid and I Shouldn't Have Said That
Rubeus Hagrid and Sending Two Children to a Deadly Spider's Nest in a Magical Forest
Rubeus Hagrid and his Horsebird
Rubeus Hagrid and the French Giantess
Rubeus Hagrid and his Retarded Brother
Rubeus Hagrid and the Dead Spider
Rubeus Hagrid and the Battle of Hogwarts
>>69224623
>>69224750
that guys old news
>>69223839
>>69224011
>>69224083
>>69224269
>>69224390
>>69224449
hnnnng
>>69226169
Someone needs to start making an updated version.
>>69219928
Woah, I just noticed that ShinSekai Yori is pretty much the 'done right' version of this.
Post-war kids living in a world that was molded by edgy teenagers and criminals with mass murdering powers.
>>69227042
I'm really not sure if there's anything worthy for it to be updated, maybe the fanfiction trend died or maybe I just don't care about it anymore, all the new fanfictions seem to follow the same formula and plot points now, I doubt there's ever going to be something like The Seventh Horcrux again.
>>69227245
The films did it right, most people just ignore the deeper meanings of the latter ones, better than any anime.
wen u nutted and she still suckin
>>69217515
that would be hella epic dude!!!
conservatism ftw lmao
>>69228515
Who's the guy behind her?
