What's your favorite Plinkett quote?
>Everybody's going to be wearing Earth tones... and browns and beige! And dark browns and light browns and browns and beige!
SO LONG SAMUEL
>FUCK OFF GHOST
"Anakin kneels before the Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash."
>Now the urban market once stole my TV, so I know they like movies
NOW I ASSUME BY PLANET CORE HE MEANS PLANET CORE
>>69211940
Fucking lost it at that one. I don't even think I noticed it the first time through. just like
>it's a volcanic planet, you'll be safe there
(actual quaote from Revenge of the Sith)
Sinatra you fuck!
>>69211851
tv is my favorite board
>>69211851
>Everybody wears Earth tones because they live on a planet
George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood, fucking polio did.
The one about the pizza rolls and the hookers. It was funny. I remember seeing some posts on r/movies about it.
>dun dun dun dun, I got my cat pregnant
and
>Oh God, I can't stop cumming
>>69211851
You forgot the best part
>Everyone's got to wear Earth tones because they live on a planet.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, IDIOTS
>>69212036
BROWNTH AND BEIGE!
>>69212666
>I remember seeing some posts on r/movies
You're not going to trick me this time, Satan.
>>69211851
>How did you know that? Did you read the script? What's that on the ground, is that the script?
>>69211922
>Police dogs don't solve crimes, you fucking stupid idiot!
>>69211940
>>69211991
Both of these are great.
Butcha brain did
>>69211851
> This is an emotional moment. Anakin just killed some sand people.
> You mean arabs?
> No. No, you rascist, no.
>Can't they leave the sex stuff out of a kids movie? I mean, kids have until they're 8 to start having sex, leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for god's sake
>>69211851
disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat
>Supports fascism
[x]
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
>Therapy bill: 11,000$
The entire "Anakin is a retard" sequence.
>answer me thing in the mouth face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44SGl4ezWlQ
>with these fucking Star Wars prequels I'm always forced to go back to screenwriting 101 and a big four letter word that comes to mind:
>FUCK
>nah I'm just kidding the word is CRAP
>nah I'm just kidding the word is SHIT
>nah I'm just kidding the word is PISS
>nah I'm just kidding the word is POOP
>nah I'm just kidding the word is GARBAGE
>nah I'm just kidding the word is TONE
Something along the lines of the prequels being a bigger fuck up than his own son, I'm paraphrasing here.
Calling jar jar binks a loathsome cunt
>Is everyone blind and stupid?
>Number six: Is Everyone Blind and Stupid?
Obi Wan: I hate it when he does that.
>Yeah... I bet you do... asshol-
>>69211851
"The Force Awakens was everything could have ever wanted"
The answering machine from the avatar review gets me every time.
>The prequels should be very similar in tone and presence to the original trilogy cause I don't like things that are different--
>>69213531
>Anakin is just sitting there like an exceptional individual.
>>69212619
this
>tfw the new plinkett review is never going to actually get made
59 MINUTES
>Bow down before Monster Mash and pledge your allegiance to the Graveyard Smash
>>69211851
>Excuse me while I go fuck my cat
>"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>69214064
that's because he doesn't like Lord of the Rings enough to do a 6 part review
and they're also lazy alcoholics that would rather suck on rich evens massive man nipples
>By planet core I assume he means "planet core"
>But it was the worst thing since my granddaughter Krystal, you see she's a stripper at POLEKATZ in Atlantic City, New Jouysey
>>69214220
>they're also lazy alcoholics
to be fair jay isn't
yet
i think
>>69213385
Might be my favourite
I also really like
>NUMBER 8 I'M GONNA SLIT MY WRISTS
>>69214262
>Well the devil's in the details my lovelies, and we're taking a trip to hell
>>69212619
This one for me is fucking legendary.
This thread is depressing, RLM used to be fucking great. The script for the SW Plinkett reviews was comedy genius AND insightful. Now they just sit around like a bunch of jerkoffs and watch bad movies.
"Star Wars The Phantom Menace is the most disappointing thing since my son. "
The entire Senate is full of fucking idiots.
>picture of the US Senate
....Yeah, OK, that's true, but I meant -this- Senate
>>69214282
Rich also doesn't drink.
>>69214512
yes he does
cum is a drink
>>69214547
No, you're wrong.It's a meal.
>>69214567
jay pls
anyone knows the episode from HiTB where plinkets back is cracking for like 40 seconds as hes sitting down?
"I've analyzed this film with a team of cheerleaders, and they came up with one unanimous conclusion: that if I let them go they promise they wont tell nobody."
>Setting the stage
>For confuuuusiiioooon
and
>I'M MAKIN MY REVIEW SO SHUT YOUR FUCKIN FA--
>So anyway...
>>69211940
This line is just too perfect
>>69212874
I've said variations of this in real life
>You see, when you say something right to a woman, she smiles. It tickles her brain which in turn sends blood flowing down to her sex hole.
This entire segment of the Attack of the Clones review is gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1L63TdhC8
>PALPETINE'S BEHIND IT
>ITT: people make me sad because fucking RLM stopped with the reviews because of their fucking shit movie they made intentionally shitty and unintentionally unfunny
i just fucking hope they won't make new star wars review if they even make any plinkett reviews anymore
>>69211940
I dont understand what it means
>It's good to show contempt for your audience.
This always gets me for some reason.
>>69215225
force awakens plinkett review is coming
>>69215225
>RLM stopped with the reviews
They still do Best of the Worst and Half in the Bag.
>>69215225
>RLM stopped with the reviews because of their fucking shit movie they made intentionally shitty and unintentionally unfunny
But literally none of this is true.
>>69215275
I've seen this posted every single time there is a thread on Plinkett quotes and I still don't get it. I think it's just a meme like 'why was satan in star wars?'
Obviously it's a reference to the song Monster Mash but I fail to see why it's funny unless there is some kind of deeper connection between Anakin kneeling.
>>69211922
Almost everything from Cop Dog is my personal favorite
>>69215487
movie was ... subpar
>>69215392
yeah i watch them all the time, but i meant the plinkett reviews not some lazy-sitting-in-chair-say-stuff review
>>69215372
ugh
enough with the fucking star wars, jesus!
why not Matrix or something?
>>69215698
too bad mike doesn't care about tolkien, the hobbit would be totally deserving of the plinkett treatment
>>69214064
The Plinkett reviews require days if not weeks of editing to complete while Half in the Bag really only needs a camera pointed at them for 20 minutes outside of the skits.
Why put in the effort to do a Plinkett review when HITB is tugging you along just fine popularity wise?
>>69215764
Are you somehow under the impression that Half in the Bag doesn't require editing?
>>69215099
Every male should watch this. Seriously. Even the loneliest of virgins can get laid using the methods in this video.
The Star War reviews forever changed how I saw movies. That segment in particular however changed my life and how I interact/view with women, and it's become so much easier ever since.
>>69215877
I should have noted "Still requires editing, but not nearly as much as a Plinkett review".
>>69215877
Nobody cares about Half in the Bag you fat homo.
>>69215764
yep, that is true
they are riding this for some time now but for how long will it last?
this is kinda valve situation, HL3 is just too much effort and not enough of the reward
better release some 20sec clip with rich evans
>>69215877
he is saying HITB is much, much easier
>>69212744
>>69216013
>BvS episode has over 600,000 views
>Trailer for upcoming Plinkett review has half that amount
>"nobody cares about Half in the Bag"
>>69216013
Just let Rich Evans into your asshole
>Juicy Shaq meat
>>69211969
This one had me in tears.
>"Oh"
>>69211851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CnEx6fxbvE
this
>>69216921
love that scene
fuck, every part with jack was awesome too when he was all nice and they were acting like he was the biggest prick
>>69215894
No, I guarantee the /r9k/ types would watch that and just see how women have too high standards or some shit, or it's too much work to be a functioning human being for a day to get laid
>>69211851
Toss up between:
1) >I think deep down, everybody wants Star Trek to be... an action movie
"WRONG, WRONG YOU ASSHOLE"
2) "Where's Ru'afo?"
>Murders women and children
>[X]
>Bring a corpse home
>[X]
>Psychotic Megalomaniacal Rant
>[X]
>Weird Creepy Comments
>[X]
>[X]
>[X]
or
>So you say I don't know much about love because I'm a man who murders women...
>fgweheh
>>69214828
>Some people call me a murderer
>Even though I ain't never been caught.
From the Titanic review
>THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP....IS ACID IN MY CUP
>>69211851
>Sinatra, you fuck! You bought your rug at Gillman's Discount Wigs in Joisey! You cheapskate! I know it because I sold it to you!
>>69214010
Plinkett never said that.
>>69214220
How else do you suggest they get to that delicious man milk.
>>69217675
Neither did Mike actually.
>>69214412
At least they still put some effort on it, not much but some. They even built a plinko machine and everything. That's more effort than any of the other wastes of space reviewing movies on youtube.
>>69217743
The quote itself was paraphrased but he pretty much said that in the HitB review of Force Awakens.
>>69217843
A paraphrase is not a direct quote. This thread is dedicated to direct quotes.
>>69217882
>This thread is dedicated to direct quotes.
But that's wrong.
>What's your favorite Plinkett quote?
>>69215275
>>69215626
>Obviously it's a reference to the song Monster Mash but I fail to see why it's funny
There's no known cure for autism, fellers.
>Just go to www.Bakudeathcamp.com to find out what will happen to you.
>>69217934
But that wasn't a plinkett quote.
>>69218224
Who said it?
Then ask yourself, who voices Plinkett traditionally?
You'll see you're wrong.
What movie does he refer to when he says "_____ makes Cop Dog look like Cop Out! And I don't even know what that means!" Cause that's my favorite.
"If you ask me, Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi should have been combined to form a new character, called Obi-Wan Kenobi."
>Thankfully nowhere in this movie do we have to watch THAT scene. You know, where we meet a young Han Solo, who would of course look something like this
>>69218388
Revenge of the Sith?
>>69217994
I don't get it either, though I'm not Anglo.
What is a graveyard smash?
>>69215626
There is no deep meaning/connection behind it.
Sheev is all monstrous looking and anakin kneels before him, that's literally it.
FIFTY NINE MINUTES
>what is it with Ricks.
>>69218523
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/smash
>smash hit
>a play, movie, musical, etc., that is a big success.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
The entire anti-america pro-soviet segment of the crystal skulls review
>>69218490George wanted to do exactly this. Cameo from Han stealing something as a kid.
I think I know where I'd swing at if I had to fight this guy.
>Congratulations everyone! Nobody cares!
TAFT YOU FUCK
>So Qui Gon is betting his ship... and Watta is betting... wait no... uh...
That entire scene that drags on for like a minute is fucking hilarious to me.
>>69215626
Not trying to be a dick but you may honestly be in the autism spectrum. It's just a dumb funny line? Are you asking how humor works? Because nobody knows why some people find things funny. There's no formula you can just plug into to make a joke. It's unexpected and goofy = makes people laugh.
When he stars yelling at George Lucas to shut the fuck up.
>>69218771
>guy says he thought about doing something in the movie but ultimately didn't do it
>"he wanted to do it! what a hack!"
Meanwhile, you're also the sort of person who says Lucas had unlimited control over the prequels and no one dared tell him no.
>>69218794
>"What about this fat, clumsy asshole"
That whole lightsaber-wankery part was good.
>>69218937
Hi, George.
>>69218937
>people shouldn't be judged by their urges/desires
Fuck off paedo-enabler.
sitting on a couch
walking
talking
sitting on a couch
standing and talking
walking and talking
standing by a window
>>69219071
>comparing film-making to paedophilia
Okay?
>>69218314
Plinkett is a fictional character. If this was a thread for quotes by lord Voldemort would you be pasting lines from Schindler's List?
>>69219150
>>69219234
You tried to make a point but it doesn't work because you're comparing two unlike things. In other words, you've made a false comparison.
>>69219162
When did Voldemort appear in Schindler's List?
What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>69219276
You missed the point. Have a long, hard think.
>>69219331
>makes a false comparison
>"uh no you missed the point"
>>69211940
this one and
>fuck you Rick Berman, you ruinied this too? Stop ruining things.
>>69218937
He wanted to make Indiana Jones a pedo too.
>>69219397
Yep.
>>69218512
No I checked. For some reason I think it was not in an official Plinkett review but in one of those one off short Plinkett videos that occasionally happen.
>>69219366
You missed the point, bud.
>>69214953
His audio editing is truly the best joke
>Constantly cutting himself off mid-sentence
>Re-recording individual lines multiple times and cutting them together
>Being too close to the mic
>>69219518
It's in the Revenge of the Sith review.
https://youtu.be/yL5EQiuGt0Y?t=19m10s
19 minutes, 10 seconds.
>take your prozac and get back in the tollbooth
>>69219539
So explain it another way, without making false comparisons.
In my opinion, a movie should be judged by what's in it, and not by what the people making it thought about doing it, because a lot of crazy ideas come up during the creation of a movie that never get used or realized because they get dismissed because they're too crazy or for other reasons. This has nothing to do with paedophilia.
>>69211851
THE MAN RUNS A BUZNUS
>>69219673
Thank you
>>69219759
I'm not going to do anything you tell me to do. You are powerless.
Side note: I'm now leaving the thread and have gotten the last word. You lose!
>>69220010
You're welcome.
But wait, if he could see that far ahead... ah fuck it.
>Number six: Data's emoshtions chip looks different
>Yup. *sigh* I'm complaining about this
>>69211940
One of the worst Plinkett quotes. One of the few times I cringed during his reviews. Don't get why people find that one funny.
>>69211851
TAFT! YOU FUCKKK!!!!! You bought your clothes at the portly gentleman's store!
>>69220984
I dont get it either but then I remember that 99% of this planet is made out of niggers, shitskins and other cockroach tier filth who have as much intelligence as the average american.
>But that's not really a plot hole, it's kinda like -uhh - just something that's stupid
>>69221032
I KNOW THAT CAUSE I SOLD THEM TO YOU
>having fun yet kids?
>anyone want to go back to the graveyard?
>>69218314
>Who said it?
Mike from half in the bag, a different character.
>>69211851
So if you find yourself thinking...huh...or...what...
>>69218937
>Meanwhile, you're also the sort of person who says Lucas had unlimited control over the prequels and no one dared tell him no.
That's absolutely, positively true and the movies ended up being the worst high budget films ever made because of it. Your stance is indefensible.
>>69221642
It is absolutely true, which is why hating on him for deciding not to include Young Han is stupid. It's one of the best decisions he makes when it comes to those prequels.
>>69221715
>which is why hating on him for deciding not to include Young Han is stupid.
Agreed, that would have been a retarded idea. I don't know what you're even arguing anymore, probably something dumb.
>>69221742
>"I jumped into a conversation looking for a fight and don't know what you're even arguing"
Okay?
>>69221976
Seriously, who the fuck complained about Lucas NOT adding young han solo at all? I don't think you can even follow your own conversations. Everything you post is some knee-jerk reaction, you fat, ugly cunt.
>>69222028
>Seriously, who the fuck complained about Lucas NOT adding young han solo at all?
This guy, who only brought it up so he could shit on Lucas, not realizing how dumb that is: >>69218771
I get tired just walking out to my shed sometimes
>>69211851
>What is WRONG with your FAAACE?
But it's not the first one he says. It's the one when he starts questioning all the problems in the movie and jumps back to that one.
Compilation opf them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZEmFT6VxSw
When Nadine kicks the pizza rolls out of his hands, the "Oh fuck me!" is just perfect
>>69218889
>It's unexpected and goofy = makes people laugh.
I don't deny it can be funny and clever in that regard, it's just rather strange that such an offhand gag it ALWAYS one of the first replies in these threads, especially considering how much funny stuff there is in the plinkett reviews as a whole
>>69224698
Could you please at least try to not be so autistic?
>You bought your clothes at the portly gentleman! I know because I SOLD IT TO YOU!!
>ESCAPE! . . . . . from the planet of boring. . .
>>69224862
Heh, that reminds me.
>"Oh, we're still on this planet are we?"
I've got nothing against Lucas
I've meet him a few times, we made out once
>nazi
>liar
>woman
>>69220268
came here to post this
>>69222221
But he didn't, go read his post, mongo. This hellhole is seriously making you lose your shit.
And you don't have to defend Lucas at the slightest provocation, that fat fuck did enough to warrant all the abuse.
>>69224862
>INVASION!... of boring.
>>69224862
I love those gags
>FILL ER UP! ... With a lot of nothing makes sense
>>69218794
This is my favorite. Just the delivery of it
>Often too, they'll get the girl in the end as icing on the cake
>>69221068
damn dude you fucking smart
>>69225905
Oh fuck that's a good one. There's so many great visual gags in the reviews
>bottle of smirnoff floating past otoh gunga
>>69221068
Oh goody, the stormblr refugee is having an episode, dab in the middle of a decent thread.
>>69211940
This was good but I still don't understand how people were laughing their ass of like they claim, like really it's that funny?
>>69226680
when i was really young during halloween carnivals theyd play the monster mash song, it was funny to equate it to sheev. so out of the blue
>>69226680
It's funny because it's so unexpected. Also because it shows how silly the film is and how Plinkett views it.
>>69215275
>>69215626
>not knowing monster mash
how young and coddled are you?
What's wrong with your face? maybe?
Obi-Wan gets angry... and then I do.
"Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is the worst thing since my son" LOL
"Monster Mash" oboy hilarity
>le plinkett is so funny xD
"I kill women"
le plinkett test
>Answer me thing in the mouth face
>Fuck you Rick Berman!
>Wait a minute... that ain't Rick Berman.
>What is it with Ricks?
>Hitchcock was a failure compared to the great JJ Abrams.
Plinkett: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Star Trek nerd: The chicken of course or how else would the egg get laid?
Plinkett: It think the real question is (long pause) how will YOU get laid?
>>69214117
personal favourite
"you are plebs for liking my plinkett reviews just like the plebs who like titanic"
>>69213599
GARBAGE gets me every time
I love when he lists off all the romantic failings of Anakin followed by the buzzer noise
>there isn't a violent rape on a pinball machine at the beginning of Ghostbusters
>what the fuck is she wearing...she might as well show him where the pinball machine is
you've been punk'd just like demi moore hahaha
remember punk'd
>59 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHiceVim9Wg&t=200
>or was it more like Star Wars, a hack sci-fi flop that was saved in editing
The clip presented afterwards is what really makes it hit home
>Tshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akXL_4tM1aE this is the best plinkett skit in the entire saga, prove me wrong
>>69215763
No one thought the hobbit was good.
>>69217090
Its more along the lines of not wanting to play that shitty game and wanting more than a warm wet hole to stir with your meatrod.
>>69219759
The point being, the only good thing about RotS was the absence of this abhorrent negative that everyone saw coming.
>"Oooh...What a shame... Having all three of them die tragically..."
>Skull briefly flashes across her face
>That's right, Jay!
>>69219605
his editing is delightful. i love it
>>69213385
This guy is my absolute favorite. Just the way Mike suddenly completely changes from the plinkett voice into a high brow version of his voice with
"um, excuse, why are we doing this? this doesn't seem safe."
"who are you again? what's this about? OH we're doing THIS?"
It's great.
the kurlan naiskos, i'm still not sure if that was actually in the movie or an added sound effect
"This is what they call filler, and it's nowhere as good as the kind that they put in the twinkies.
Mmmm. I like to fuck my cat."
>>69214117
this right here
>>69234293
and people want more than minimum wage but they go to work anyway dumb cunt
>SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>69216921
https://youtu.be/x0qExBm4mi8?t=1470
>mfw I met peter mayhew
>mfw he really was an asshole
>>69217090
>it a 'normie forgets people can be ugly" episode
>>69211851
>Speaking of selling out, have you tried the kodac printer challenge?
>... what? THATS ALL I SAVED?!?
muh creepy notebook
>>69235547
>-56 cents
New half in the bag is up, jay just posted it in his growlr.
And don't say it was the will of the Force, unless you don't want me to send you a pizza roll, and when I send it to ya, I'm gonna shove it up your ass.
I love Plinkett. It's like he took the concept of YouTube reviewing and ELECTRIFIED IT
>>69236209
Nobody cares about half in the bag
>>69213385
The delivery on "no no you racist" is what makes it.
>>69236209
half in the bag is dogshit. this is a plinkett thread
>whaaaaaat I was not going to ask for a review on THAT
It's too bad Plinkett reviews require 100x ,more work as setting up the stupid half in the bag set pieces and improvising dumb review shit, doing minimal editing and forgetting to fix faulty equipment.
>>69236979
lets see you do better
>>69236979
what have you made
>>69236368
>and they don't call him fisto cause he's into chicks
It's just like cop and a half, but they half-added it. So it's only really three quarters cop.
I don't know why, but the way he says "web zone" always makes me laugh.
>If you want a pizza roll, leave a comment on this webzone.
>what women are looking for in a relationship is a bit more complex. here's a list of a few of them
>>69237090
You, son.
>>69237065
>>69237090
Do I really have to point out that Space Cop being a piece of shit nullifies this argument?
>critics make movie to show they're not "hypocrites"
>it's terrible and not even ironically so
>quietly go back to doing what they were doing
Also, those half in the bag videos where none of them realized Jay's boom mic was fucked because their ears are too old are hilarious.
>>69237349
ha ha rlm is very technically sophisticated when compared to other internet reviewers.
>>69237422
When compared to.
And my point is that Plinkett videos take a lot more work than half in the bag, which is why they don't do them anymore despite that all their fans would trade seeing RLM's faces for insightful and entertaining Plinkett reviews.
>>69237468
>which is why they don't do them anymore
they're doing one right now retard
and space cop was technically competent, it was just shit
>>69237312
No, you are my father.
>>69218490
>"Baby Han Solo, meet Baby Luke and Leia!"
>And then he shakes their little baby hands.
>>69221139
fucking kek. generations review is his GOAT
>>69211851
Wheel of the Worst is the only good thing they do.
>All these plebs quoting the Star Wars episodes
>Not the superior less-memetic Star Trek ones
My fave thing ever is
>The tale of two Picards
>Picard loses a bet
its been years since i've watched the star trek ones, gotta rewatch
browns and beige
>>69237542
>and space cop was technically competent
No, it wasn't.
>"They should call the next one... Star Trek: HIS-erection... Heh heh heh..."
>>69238446
Space Cop is a great film.
>>69238610
Tries too hard to be "so bad it's good" and just winds up bad because it's too aware that it's shit.
>>69238446
Yes, it was.
