Are you ready for the dawn of beachkino?
Tbh guys the kino meme is uninspired and has been stretched far beyond whatever initial humor it drew
>>69183245
Why didn't they get hot women to be in it?
>>69183245
Is this really a thing?
>le R O A S T I E faec
>Cocaine roider fuck up
Only Dwayne is okay since he keeps taking good scripts compared to Brendan
>>69183278
dumb ghettoposter
>>69183311
what a fucking faggot
>>69183245
>the rock is wear water shoes
What did he mean by this??
>>69183278
At this point it has pretty much gone beyond a meme and has entered into the board lexicon as much as the term "meme" itself
Hell, "kino" and "meme" are in the same boat in that they are both Greek-rooted specialist terms that got dragged out to humorous effect on the internet.
>>69183311
They got hot dudes. Its 2016 people. Baywatch is for women.
what's the guy on the right going to do, hack into the beach mainframe
>>69183441
>>69183245
>>69183441
>It's a terrorist/disaster of the week episode
>"Give me a 5 pounder and some fries!"
>"Alright, BP oil, let's see what you are up to..."
>>69183245
>not calling it bikino
What's Fat Samir Nasri doing on the right there?
>>69183245
ooops
>>69183245
the rock's quads look super underdeveloped. does he even squat?
>>69183570
haha he's just like me
>First baywatch crew were guys who worked out and didn't eat like pigs
>New baywatch has literal roidmonkeys as main cast
>Only women have unrealistic beauty standards though :^)
could you imagine being the guy on the right.
>cast as the ugly guy next to Zac Efron and The Rock
>spend 12 hours on set at the beach with the hottest young actresses
>get paid the least because your not the star
>go back to your trailer alone while you hear the girls in Zac's trailer
I think I would literally blow my brains out.
>>69183570
Dark Souls PvP
>>69183703
You really don't understand women do you?
>it's a slow motion bikini running sequence
>it aint sheev starts playing
>>69183703
>implying that tard doesnt get 10/10 ass all the time
unlike you
JUST LIKE US
>a boy is drowning under the pear
>mitch
>>69183703
>paid to star in major movie
>dont have to spend every day maintaining a ridiculous body like every other cast member
>casting was based on acting and comedic skill rather than being a hot star
>can eat whatever you want
>still absolutely gets bitches for being in this movie
Its all a matter of perspective. Be happy with what you have friendo
>>69183245
that latina chick is fucking hot
>>69183441
topkek
>>69183245
Why is the rock wearing shoes?
>>69183245
the rock vs the hoff?
Are we getting a cameo?
>>69183973
You don't know /fit/. They're a bigger bunch of faggots than /lgbt/.
>>69183973
DELETE THIS
>>69183703
Look at the size of his dick tho
How do you even get to this chad status?
you think he rubs his muscular cock on a girls clit for 3 seconds and makes her spasm like a bat caught in a net?
>>69183278
>Tbh guys the kino meme is
Speak fucking english you faggot millenial.
>>69184033
grass in the background ruins it
>>69184099
>>69184099
I doubt it as his cock won't work ever again after all that roiding. His balls are probably smaller than a pea by now.
i don't get it. why does old baywatch have the nice almost-high-test women while new baywatch has these fucking spoilable goods storers.
>>69184099
that looks absolutely disgusting desu
>>69184197
the shitty times we live in
>>69184099
>How do you even get to this chad status?
Trenbolone.
>>69184205
dyel confirmed.
>>69183441
You oughta look at his shorts in the pick of Efron faceplanting, and you'll know exactly what he does.
>>69184099
I can't even hate him, because he seems like a total bro in interviews
Also eyes of peace full homo
>>69184099
Dbol,Tren. probably the good shit since he is a actor so HGH
>>69184194
my balls still work but im no where near that chad level yet
>>69183245
Zac looks like he has pretty bad posture compared to The Rock.
>>69183570
UUUU /tv/
>>69184099
you can't maintain that kind of body for too long mane
unless he's on gear
>>69184234
but the 90s were much more inclined towards skinny bitches, while today high test women have the edge. is baywatch just contrarian?
>>69183245
If they kept the film tongue-in-cheek, could it possibly be a 21 Jump Street-like reboot?
Doesn't necessarily have to be a comedy like 21JS, but this will surely bomb if it tries to hard to take itself seriously.
>>69184300
>my balls still work but im no where near that chad level yet
What's the point to get on that level of "chad" when all you can do is stare at your useless dick while the whore will just laugh at you.
>>69184262
Yup, he's literally cast for one joke. To lampoon the slow motion running shots from the Baywatch TV show
>>69183441
top lol
>>69184394
to not look DYEL & get sluts to blow my limp dick for hours
>>69184499
I'd rather be a rich fat fuck with a working dick instead.
What's the plot? Someone is drawning and they save him for 2 hours?
>>69184577
>What's the plot?
They spend 1 and 1/2 hours trying to get the fat one laid while periodically saving drowning cucks and training new lifeguards.
i feel like they could have worked a little harder on the casting
i mean, i dont even know who this is or what else she has acted in
and zac effron? really, is that the best they could do?
>>69185790
that fucking cameltoe holy shiiiit muh dick
>>69183973
>swn eat your soul
fucc me ded ;_;
Damn, Efron looking aesthetic as fuck
>>69186026>swn nibble your earlobe
;_;
>>69183245
HAHAHA zack on the upper part of the slope and still tip toe running to look taller. my sides man...
>>69186077
>>69186158
>>69183570
Dat bulge.
>>69183245
cant knock the rock
>>69186158
>swn beat you up and call you a sissy faggot
;_;
>>69183278
>Tbh
stopped reading there
