So I liked Civil War but wouldn't it have been better if Cap threw the shield at him and the following exchange would have happened after Spidey catching it easily:
>Spider-Man: "Did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? I'm supposed to be a spider, not a dog!"
>Cap: "Give it back you bug!"
>Spider-man: "Sorry Captain America but spiders are actually arachnids, not bugs."
>Falcon: "He's got you there."
>Black Widow: "Yup its true, we are."
>Spiderman: "Heh."
>>69182249
this is worse than, "tell that to Zod's snapped neck."
Haha that actually would have been awesome.
>>69182249
nice OP, you should be a writer for hollywood
>Cap: "I wasn't talking to you"
>*Ant-Man hits Spider-Man and retrieves the shield*
>>69182249
But bugs include arachnids. The term of bug for purely insects is outdated and only the colloquial term of bug as a pest, which includes a lot of creepy crawly things, is what the term is used for. Typical high-schooler acting like he knows something, but really doesn't know shit.
>>69184771
>Typical high-schooler acting like he knows something, but really doesn't know shit.
Which fits a young, inexperienced Spider-Man perfectly.
>>69184771
Not unless you're talking about true bugs
Wouldn't it have been better if Cap had thrown the shield at Black Widow and the following exchanged happened:
>Black Widow: "Did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? I'm a slut, not a dog!"
>>69184818
>>69184771
Hemiptera
>>69184830
That's what I was going to say!
>>69183624
I was expecting someone to make a bug joke
>>69182249
Seriously the guy that came up with this. I remember I was there the first time this happened. It's pretty fucking funny.
>>69182249
Daily reminder that if Wheedon was still in charge Black Widow would have made a quip about SpiderMAN being a sexist name.
>>69184812
It doesn't fit falcon or black widow though
I wish that Spidey used his webbing to lynch all the super shitskins
>>69182475
This
