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>get hair of nemesis
>make polyjuice potion
>drink polyjuice potion
>wait for it to kick in
>stalk crush until you find her alone
>"Petrificus Totalus!"
>proceed as planned
Considering the school is full of outrageously hormonal teenagers, how often do you think stuff like this happens?
>>69174336
just as easy as it would be to go postal, just mumble some words and your wand turns into a railgun
but that's what huffelpuff is for, to put all the potential killers under one roof and keep a close eye on them
>>69174336
Would your cum not reverse from the persons you were polyjuiced as back to your own when the spell ended?
>>69174336
Doesnt petrificus totalus freeze the flesh, so you wouldnt be able to open up her puss or boothole, it would be like fucking a steel wall.
>>69174711
this begs the question: if i chop off my dick while being polyjuiced, and the polyjuice effect wears off, will my seperated dick change back on it's own or will it be a lost dick forever?
>>69174958
nah, it's just a paralyzing spell in the books
>>69174958
Fuck. Why in the fuck I lost to this?
>>69174336
Be sure the school tracks every spell and its origins,so it wouldn't be a secret for long.
>>69176209
How would they do this?
>>69176228
Magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.
>>69175090
Lost what?
>>69176228
Not him but ministry of magic has a department that only function is to track combat spells and spells cast by underages. In movie two when Harry use magic at his uncle house they send him a letter with a warning. Later it's told that they keep a log with all heavyweight magic cast like avada kedavra and such.
>>69176228
People can access your wand's browsing history
>>69176228
From what I remember, wands remember at least the latest spell cast maybe more.
>A potion to help to rape Hermione
>>69176324
>Just cast random spells after the deed
Get away scott-free
>>69174336
I think I'd rather focus on the Imperius curse and memory charms
I'd do em all and no one would know
>>69176602
>Imperius curse
Yeah, right.
1. Requires a level of mastery above that of any student.
2. See >>69176307. The ministry would be all over your ass for casting unforgivable spells.
You are better off using potions, like in the 6th movie
I would rupture her anus with my giant bear cock if you know that i mean
>>69174960
incorrect use of begging the question 10 points off anon
>>69174336
>it's a romilda vane tries to rape harry episode
he should've went with it desu
>>69177070
what did he mean by this?
>>69177070
Explain further?
>>69177915
>>69177922
[THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE FBI, AND THE USER HAS BEEN PROSECUTED]
Do polyjuice potions change your genitals? Could you and a friend take turns drinking one and then fuck eachother? I-it's not gay
>>69178054
Yeah, that would probably work. Man, what a bonding experience.
Pretty sure there is an anti-sex charm in place in Hogwarts. To stop any of that shit even consensual
>>69176321
That's scary. Imagine if a government would do that in real life
>>69176756
Learning higher magic doesn't seem that hard. You just need to get access to the right books.
In the 5th book they managed to teach a bunch of 5th and 4th graders combat magic that made them able to fight most death-eaters within a few months.
>>69178054
Hold on a second.
Does it change your internal organs?
Could you, as a man, become a woman via the potion, get pregnant and drink polyjuice for 9 months and give birth?
Would the child grow up to look like the person that the potion is making you look like?
These are the real questions Rowling needs to answer.
>>69178414
HOLD ON A SECOND
WHAT IF YOU DID THE FIRST FEW STEPS AND THEN STOPPED DRINKING THE POTION AFTER, SAY, 8 MONTHS?
Since the baby isn't actually YOU, would you turn back into a man with a nearly fully grown baby inside of you?
>>69174336
Tweet about that to Rowling and she'll make it canon. She's doing that kind of shit with any suggestion 24/7 the dumb whore bitch.
>>69178454
holycrap you people are overthinking.
>>69178454
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
What if you turned into a woman, got someone to stick their dick inside of you and then petrified them so that they maintained the erection, and then waited until the potion wore off?
Would the person end up attached to you permanently?
>>69174336
The fact that you find wizard on witch rape a joking matter is more evidence that we have a problem. 1-in-5 girls will be raped at Hogwarts.
>>69178414
So you're saying
>Get hair of waifu
>Masturbate to it furiously
>Cum
>Store your cum
>Use hair to make 2 potions of waifu
>Drink potion
>Deposit your own cum into your now vagina with a turkey baster
>Get yourself pregnant
>Drink 2nd potion so you can get Vagina back
>Give birth
>Take DNA test of baby and waifu
>Force her to marry you
If she refuses you can always go to the Ministy of Magic and Childsupport, as long as they're not situated in California you're good.
Could this work?
Thread screencapped and e-mailed to Rowling. Will report back with answers.
>>69176756
That's just to keep track of what kids do outside of school
Harry casts unforgivable curses and gets away with it scott free
>>69178709
What happens when you dump sperms and an egg cell into polyjuice? Will you turn into the child?
>>69178815
Something between The Thing and The Fly.
>implying The Thing loose in Hogwartz woulden't make the best magickino
>>69178861
Could it destroy hogwartz? Or magic more powerful than Kurt Russell?
>>69174336
>Implying they don't keep all Slytherin students under constant surveillance.
>>69174336
To make polyjuice potion you need ingredients, and the source of ingredients in Hogwarts is Severus Snape. And he don't have many.
>>69179049
you really only need one batch, then you can polyjuice it into Snape and just go crazy on any ingredients and supplies you could possibly need
>>69179139
Dumbledore's beard is pretty long. I bet if you tailed him long enough you could find one of those hairs that had dropped off. Become the headmaster just long enough to molest some students and get his ass fired.
>>69177176
Modern colloquialisms trump archaic proper use. So, irregardless.
>>69179020
thought that's why they had all those pictures hanging on the walls
kind like permanent hall monitors. pretty sure they have some in the lounge areas that lead into the kids rooms (with kids rooms not having any)
>>69177070
Order of the Phoenix Hermione best Hermione
>>69178414
i asked jk on twitter hang in there boys
>>69176209
But they did potions without getting in trouble during the movies - I don't think they track what goes on in school property.
>>69176756
>unforgivable spells
They're clearly forgivable - didn't all of Ron, Hermione and Lightbolt-head use at least one of them each?
>>69177070
>my giant bear cock
Fucking furfags
>>69179322
I don't know about Ron, but Hermy and Harry sure did
>you'll never get to do fucked up magic testing on students at Hogwarts
>you'll never become infamous in the wizard world for the atrocities you subject the students to
>make them fuck while under spells
>make them fuck while under the effect of poly juice
>mind control them to kill one another
>frame other professors
>turn people's assholes into bags of holding
>make food in people's stomachs impossible to digest
I'm reading through the list of spells as laid out in a wiki article. If someone wanted to have some malicious fun there are very creative options to work with.
>>69178516
You're just underthinking
>>69179385
Ron was too beta to do anything that interesting, to be fair. I can't see how a marriage between him and Hermione was ever going to work out.
>>69179439
Also,
>obliviate: used to hide a memory of a particular event
Isn't this like the ultimate spell of a rapist? If Hermione can erase herself from her parents memories entirely then surely anything is possible with this spell.
>>69179529
Ron will be a stay at home dad, taking care of the kids while Hermione is out twirling other peoples' wands
>>69177176
Correct, it should be "raises the question."
10 points, anon.
>>69174711
Unfortunately rape kits are widely available, even at hogwarts.
>>69179553
What do you think Dumbledore did to keep all those boys quiet after the "special meetings" they all had in his office?
>>69179582
I would definitely read a book about Hermione cucking Ron and slutting all around town. JK MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>69174336
>Fetus deletus
>>69179385
>>69179529
>>69179322
Hermione didn't cast Unforgivables, only Harry did. Hermione was afraid of casting any spell that isn't "Ministry of Magic approved". That's an actual quote.
>>69174336
or why not just
>see hot chick
>she has bf
>take some hair off of bf
>make polyjuice
>???
>profit
>>69174960
Probably chop because you have a dick too.
The better question is what if a female turns into a man and chops her dick off.
>>69179553
Yeah, that's really useful. The thing is you wouldn't want them fighting back during, it would be a pain in the ass. I guess you could just snoop and find out who's your crush's crush, then polyjuice into them and seduce them. A lot of work, though.
>>69174402
i thought hufflepuff where the inbred 0 iq retards that are harmless?
>>69179704
Doesn't she use it when they're breaking in to the ministry or Gringotts?
Or is it Harry that time as well?
>>69174711
surely there's some kind of cleaning-up spell you could use to get rid of any potential physical evidence
>>69174336
>make polyjuice potion
Extremely difficult, takes a month, illegal, contains banned ingredients
>>69179794
Nope, it's Harry. Though I'm not sure what exact spell you refer to. Harry used the Imperius a bunch of times at Gringotts, but didn't use Unforgivables while breaking into the Ministry (unless you refer to the incident at the end of OotP).
>>69179848
Scourgify
>>69179762
did anyone ever stop to think how fucking disgusting "butterbeer" sounds?
Why didn't Harry just "Accio Horcrux" or "Accio Voldemort's Rotten Head" and beat his weak ass with a rock or something.
>>69179704
Statism is pretty real in HP. You tell it's quintessentialy British when there is a nightmarish organization that regulates the use of magic to such a degree.
>>69179921
I was thinking of the Imperius used in Gringotts, just couldn't remember when it was cast
>>69179924
Sounds and looks fucking delicious m8
Although in my language it was called honeybeer which also sounds delicious
>>69179951
Yeah I was kinda disappointed that the Ministry wasn't completely destroyed, they have some serious 1984 vibe going on, and they suppress magic. No wonder people followed Voldemort, he was going to make magic great again.
>>69179924
Yeah I was never clear on what the fuck that was supposed to be.
>>69179924
They sell it at the Harry Potter studios in the UK. It's pretty disgusting.
>>69179923
Tergeo seems more appropriate.
>>69180010
Was he going to build a wall and make the muggles pay for it?
>>69179937
>Why didn't Harry just "Accio Horcrux"
He did you stupid fucking casual.
>>69180065
When you cunt.
>>69179937
you need to know exactly what the object looks like for the spell to work. also, I don't think the spell is strong enough to actually disembody a head...
>>69179924
it's a real thing though
>Point wand at dick
>"Engorgio!"
What happens?
>>69180152
do you expand into a ball of fat by the time you finished drinking your mug?
>>69180118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZeYq2r3tM
Not harry but it's the same thing
>>69180154
>"If the caster attempts to engorge the target beyond a certain point it will violently explode.[1] "
>>69179439
>turn people's assholes into bags of holding
I wasn't prepared for this post.
>>69180184
probably, although I've never had it
>>69180118
In the cave, and I think in the room of hidden things as well. The Horcruxes were charmed against summoning.
>>69179254
nah shes smoking in 6 and 7 and 8 too
>>69180222
So why isn't Engorgio a forbidden curse? It basically can work the same as Avada Kedavra if you use it more than once, infact it's even more violent as your victim blows the fuck up like they just got blasted by Dr. Manhattan
>>69177070
I hated 3's Hermione. I don't think she showered once the entirety of the movie.
>>69180291
You don't use avada kedavra for housework, it's only fucking purpose is to kill shit.
>>69180291
Well Harry blew up his aunt and she was supposedly ok after so it's not always dangerous.
>>69180318
And that's somehow a bad thing?
>>69180283
nigger, Order hermione was Ravenclaw-tier semen demon
>>69179553
hermione was really good at memory charms she could make them permanent or not. i believe she changes her parents back after because she didnt hex them that strongly to begin with
>>69180437
nigger so was 6 and 7 shes fine as fuck
>>69177070
I would make Polyjuice Potion out of Buckbeak's feathers and buck her beak, if you get my meaning.
>>69180318
she would have aged like 2 or 3 months from the time traveling, her bday comes sooner
>>69180449
I wonder how many underage students Lockhart raped
His specialty being memory charms and all
>all these granger-faggots
Niggers please
>>69180536
>>69180569
What are they looking at?
>>69178261
A) The point is that they are very hard to do; There's a whole spiel about how you can't cast them without meaning to, and they're tricky spells anyways.
B) The combat magic is a general shield charm and stunning. If the Death Eaters pulled out all the stops, like that huge firesnake thing Crabbe did in book 7, the kids would be destroyed.
>>69180612
sirius in the fire i think
>>69179529
>>69179582
I'll never understand all this hate people have for Ron. He was a pretty chill guy and a good friend but people constantly talk about killing or cucking him
>>69178130
>An enchantment that kills the boners of a bunch of teenagers
That would be really shitty; if nothing else, the lack of sex ed would make the summers a hell of a learning experience.
Also, there's no such thing ever mentioned as existing, let alone permanently in place at Hogwarts, and you are talking entirely out of your ass.
>>69180702
rons cool
>>69178528
>>69178454
Given that people reject things that don't belong to them (the guy impersonating Moody had his body reject both the leg and the eye when he reverted) I'd say that both leg and fetus get ejected.
>>69179937
Why didn't Harry accio a guun
Could someone use the room of requirement has a sex dungeon and keep a harem of slaves there?
>>69180788
They're magically protected items. The Horcruxes were part of Voldemort and did all in their power not to get destroyed, the same obviously with Voldemort.
>>69179020
>be eleven and evil to the bone
>be smart enough to know that everyone asumes slytherins are evil all the time
>when the sorting hat wants me to sort me to slytherin, i just pull a harry potter on him and really wish to get into Hufflepuff
>no one will ever suspect a hufflepuff
>>69180788
>bongistan
>gun
u wot m8
>>69180859
DISREGARD THAT
>use spells to watch Hermoine go to the bathroom
I bet both Harry and Ron did this. How could they even look her in the eyes
>>69180814
Charming Ronald, but yes that is the general idea.
>>69179553
Be hard to get the strength right; we know people tend to revert unless given enough of a blast to turn them into a retard, and the memories are still there (Slughorn still had his memories of baby Voldemort, even though he wiped himself and replaced them with new memories).
The last thing you need is to get hauled in front of Wizard Court 6 years from now when half the girls at Hogwarts remember your tiny Cleansweep 11.
>>69174336
when polyjuice potions exist why would you need to rape anyone? just turn into them and masturbate. alternatively, find a bro who you will turn into your crush and you can turn into his afterwards
>>69180382
>He doesn't avada kedavra the shower stall mildew
There's your problem right there mate
>>69180890
>implying hermione wouldnt play along and pretend to be oblivious
>ministry of spastics
tell me why some clever sod hadnt cast imperio each ministry of magic there ever was?
seems so obvious, and so OP. one wee imperio and you're suddenly the boss of the magic world. surely all and sundry cheeky so-and-so was having a craic at this every time the minister steps outside
>>69180902
Speaking of wizard court, what was up with the 'democratic' post-voldemort government maintaining an abu gharib tier prison managed exclusively by torture demons?
Is this another case of the greatest story never told?
>>69180877
Pretty sure the hat was made just for such a reason.
And Harry had potential for both being a very powerful pureblood wizard (Slytherin) and great bravery (Gryffindor)
>>69180881
His uncle had a gun and wasnt it implied it took place during the 90s
>>69180933
voldemort basically did that
>>69180291
Bet you agree with this, cuck. Just because someone can do something dangerous with something, doesn't mean the government needs to swoop in and take it away from everyone.
>>69180952
magic morality
im sure our world view would be different if we lived for a couple of hundred years and could heal almost any injury
but yeah, some messed up stuff in HP.
>triwizard tournaments
(BattleRoyale?)
>>69180890
>muh hot hermione
Harry didn't find Hermione attractive, you dumv emmacuck. He would spy on Ginny or Cho.
>>69180966
why use a gun when a wand is so much more fun?
>>69181017
muzzle velocity + projectile energy
>>69180544
Engorgio
>>69180702
butthurt harmione faggots that can't move on
>>69178709
i think the baby would turn into your waifu. the stuff moms eat/drink while pregnant affects the baby, id imagine potions work the same way
>>69180952
>>69181005
the extreme britishness of the films acknowdlge the orwellian and brazilian minsityry. they are supposed to be right out. the humour is done in a tongue and cheek manner but yes they are supposed to he seem as batshit. regulating the most powerful magical object to a schoolgirl who can take more classes is very self deprecating, ie yes british people are this crazy
>>69180952
The ministry of magic was meant to be kind of fucked. Aurors were given permission to summarily execute suspected death eaters during the first war against voldy.
During the events of the books, Fudge buries his head in the sand about voldy, Scrimgouer is incompetent and the system was so fucked Voldemort was able to take it over so easily most people didnt even notice
>>69181049
but wheres the fun in that? of i was a wizard, which im not. id surely go full wizard.
>>69181005
But they can steal your soul, which is irreparable. It should be the magic equivalent of cruel and unusual punishment.
I also imagine the ministry mostly being for British magicians based on the apparent cultural and social divide between the different national schools in the triwizard. Imagine if the ministry actually was some super-EU for wizards where the british wizards got to indefinitely detain and torture french and Russian wizards who are entitled to virtually no due process of law.
Azkaban is made to seem like a fucked up and terrible place where good people (i.e. Sirius) are subjected to unjust treatment, yet Rowling doesn't portray any sort of wholesale rejection of the place by the good guys, as if there are two standards of justice for those who the reader should view as 'good' and 'evil'.
>>69179322
>>69179529
>>69176756
on the subject of unforgivable spells:
why are there just 3 that are just considered evil when they clearly show that you can achieve the same effects (death, pain...) with other spells.
Like mrs. weasley straight up murdered that bitch bellatrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzqMwnaQrMs
>>69180933
It's not a one-time thing. The 4th book has a story about some bimbo secretary being mind controlled through that curse, and she fought it to the point where they couldn't let her out of the house. Stronger minds fight it better, and can hide that they are being controlled (like young Crouch), and trying to do it on most people would get your pasty mediocre-talented ass handed to you.
The whole point of Voldemort was that he convinced some people, coerced others through regular blackmail, and sometimes used the Imperius Curse, so no one knew which way was up or who to trust.
>>69181107
>not using a gun and a wand
>>69181107
wizards would get btfo against modern human armies. their only chance would be guerrilla warfare, but even then every engagement woudl be a massacre. Guns + bullets >>>>>>> avarda kedavra
>>69180877
You do realize that the hat is literally reading your mind, right?
>>69181080
But if the ministry as an institution is so exploitable you would think Harry and co would exemplify some kind of reformist attitude. All of Harry's friends berate him for keeping the ministry bitch's torture quill a secret, as if they believe mistreatment by the authorities would be scandalous in the HP universe. The opposite seems to be true.
I imagine it has something to do with the general cognitive dissonance inherent to an English concept of 'justice', but it was distracting and sometimes seemed to be intentionally frustrating. The hand-cutting quill situation in particular was written in a way that seemed to knowingly frustrate what Rowling would assume is the average reader's sense of fairness.
>>69181131
>But they can steal your soul, which is irreparable. It should be the magic equivalent of cruel and unusual punishment.
It is cruel and unusual; they mention other prisons like the place Dumbledore's buttbuddy was kept. Azkaban is some serious shit. Also, they don't eat your soul all the time. Most of the time, they just sap your willpower from the other side of the bars, which is frankly a hell of a lot better at containing magic murderers than anything we can do to stop the riots, rapes, and murders in our prisons.
>>69181216
A sniper would have rekt voldemort
>>69181133
If i remember correctly, mrs. Weasley actually used Avada Kedrava in the book.
>>69181198
listen id use a gun on a basilik not another wizard
cruciomand avada kedavra would be more satisfying. plus they domt have guns in the uk.
in the new films americans will be hunting down wizards and killing them with guns and pyres so maybe Newt Scamander will have to cock and lock
>>69181198
Wizards can't duel-wield, faggot, they're not rangers.
>>69180845
Is this kino?
>>69181155
It was Barth Crouch Sr. under the Imperius, not the bimbo secretary. Bertha died after giving birth to Babymort.
>>69181216
>implying wizards couldnt change their water supplies into literal shit or do anything.........magic offers many possibilities both stealthy and tactical to forceful
>>69181238
Bro there are drugs that can and are used on prisoners to sap them of their willpower, but their use is rightfully controversial. I won't say that we are entirely righteous in regard to employing some of the real-world analogs of azkaban but the only place that institutionally applies those kind of techniques is a military prison maintained on foreign soil that is constantly being challenged both in the courts and the congress. There doesn't even seem to be any coherent objection to Azkaban as a place or an institution anywhere in the entire series.
>>69181301
I was surprised they actually did the same as the book in the fetus Voldemort scene.
>>69179924
In my mind it's like butterscotch drink.
>>69181291
yes it is, go watch it again
>>69181263
>he didnt prestige class into gun mage
>>69181325
once we hack the flue network and start sending some gbu-28's about it'll soon end. and wouldnt they need access to the water supply? as I said, guerrilla warfare. Theyd still have to fight properly sometime, and theyd lose to bullets bombs and shells
>>69181342
The book described him slightly more horribly though, like scaly with flayed ardent skin
i want to see the islamic fundamentalist wizards. I bet they;re a fun bunch. notice how not a single character mentions the mid east. covering things up again, filthy wizard scum
>>69181380
Fuck off, Dresden.
>>69181216
yes and no
gun>wand in therms of lethality
but they have other tipes of magic too:
they can look like everyone they want
they can teleport
they can fly
some can become animals
they can control minds
control space
make muggles not notice them
make them forget
transform them
and so on
face it. Even with our current tech. we have no chance to even detect our enemy
on the other hand: most wizard have no idea about muggle tech. So we could suprise them aswell
>>69181328
It is controversial in that people like Dumbledore are horrified by it; he talks about how it's evil, and that having it only leads to more evil.
They just focused on fighting Wizard Hitler and not prison reform, though given that all the Dementors abandoned the prison to join Moldy Voldy I doubt Azkaban was reopened in a hell of a hurry. Here's the quote from Pottermore:
>"Under Kingsley Shacklebolt, Azkaban was purged of Dementors. While it remains in use as a prison, the guards are now Aurors, who are regularly rotated from the mainland. There has been no breakout since this new system was introduced."
>>69174336
The real scary thing are love potions. They seem easy to make and are perfectly legal.
They're the ultimate date rape drug, Harry Potter was almost a victim. Hell, Voldemort is the product of a witch raping a muggle.
>>69181216
>>69181393
this is how easy it would be.
wizards release a bevy of magicial creatures on london to create havok. simultaneously infiltrate the humans governement through impersonation or control, until they control the highest form in the gov. institute martial law, controll the army, out humans in concentration camps for their safety and literally rule the world. it would be that simple. 2-3 days. half bloods and muggles would be an actual strength for the wizards they would easily fudk humans shit up
>>69181553
coming up with creative magic methods to btfo muggles would be quite interesting, and would probably escalate quickly to genocide-tier acts daily. bring it on race war now
>>69181576
Hmm I don't remember Dumbledore's opposition to Azkaban. I read only the first six books. I can imagine she slipped some shit in the last one to make everything alright, but I really don't recall any explanation of the general acceptance of Azkaban under peace-time conditions or a specific criticism of it in the first six. Would you happen to know where to look for that?
wandkino
>>69181450
>notice how not a single character mentions the mid east.
There's an Egyptian referee at the Quidditch world cup in GoF, the Weasleys had been to Egypt in PoA, and there's a bunch of other references to the Middle East I don't remember in detail.
>>69181604
it we knew we were in a war, why would we allow our governments to all of a sudden start acting so bizzarely, presumably all around the same time? yeah i get your point but trying to mind control leaders would fail if they attempted such overt fuckery, they'd have to be subtle and do it over time.
wizards would be more likely to mind control then just make peace, but i prefer the total war of survival for both sides scenario
>>69181604
i mean half bloods and mudbloods
>>69181604
Are you joking? There's like 500-1000 wizards in all of Britain, going off the class size of 40 at the only school in the country. And if you can get even half of them to support you taking over the world, and if even half of them have the magical skill and mental fortitude to be soldiers, you're doing well.
>>69181719
east of the suez and south of the euphrates m8, that mid east,
>>69181715
based Delbonnel
>>69181705
At the end of GoF Dumbledore argues with Fudge and encourages him to stop working with the Dementors because they're unreliable, he also warns against them in PoA. Hagrid talks in horror about the guardians of Azkaban at CoS which is a kind of criticism.
what is the difference between muggles and wizards? is it genetic? humans might be able to biowarfare the shit out of them
>>69181778
Egypt is part of the Mid East politically, and is a center for Islam, which is what the poster asked for, idiot.
>>69181767
the school wasnt small. o think there's way more than 500-1000, but all it would take is apparate into the prime minsiters quarters at night and you can take out all the guards nearby when a couple of men and completely control the minsiter.
500-1000 isnt a big enough population to sustain, certainly the ministy has hundreds of workers and not everyone worked for the minsitry
>>69181875
>>69181767
Rowling said wizarding Britain has around 3000 wizards, thought she's terrible with numbers.
>>69174336
Really, with magic there isn't a single reason to ever actually work a day in your life.
You can teleport anywhere and steal all the shit you want from muggles, and do whatever you want.
If you want to buy magical artifacts, just exchange your stolen muggle money for Galleons at Gringotts.
>>69181875
elves and goblins also might fight. theres lots of them
>>69179367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>>69181902
>>69181985
i never watched this series because they cast spells with wand. am i missing too much?
>>69181791
Yeah there are selective comments about the dementors specifically, but my issue is with a lack of general outrage towards the prison itself. It doesn't jive with a functional democratic society that has institutional support for personal liberties.
I'm not trying to draw blood from a stone though, I appreciate your recollections. I just found the absence of commentary on blatantly abusive shit like that irritatingly inconsistent. I imagine its more sensible culturally for the average British reader than it is for me.
>>69182025
>am i missing too much?
No
>>69181853
It's genetic.
If I was a muggle that knew about wizards, I'd research the shit out of genetics to find out how to guarantee my offspring will have magic.
Then in a couple of generations everyone would be wizards.
>>69181875
>>69181895
The numbers come from
>5 guys in Harry's grade and house and 5 girls
>10 kids per house per grade, 4 houses, 7 grades
280 kids (which roughly matches the size shown in dining scenes) at Hogwarts at any one time. We don't know how big wizard families are, but it seems to be about average for the most part (1-3 kids, with the Weasleys as an outlier). Therefore, the number of adult wizards is probably 1000 or less, accounting for those who never had kids. Rowling's number is garbage, but even if you accept that it's a damn tiny army you can get out of it, and has been pointed out mind control is not perfect.
Could you secretly control the British government? Maybe. Could you openly take over and herd millions of people into concentration camps without getting your robed asses ripped open? Not a chance.
>>69181912
Goblins hate Wizards, as do most of the sentient magical beings, because wizards are huge cockbites. The House-Elves might help, but they're not a violent sort, and given that the largest concentration is the kitchen staff at Hogwarts they're not numerous either.
>>69182025
It's good for a teen/children book series. The movies are the same but watered down.
Emma Watson is a goddess.
>>69182068
>>69182025
dont listen to the bullshit of course you should watch them
>>69182103
the films have more to offer than the books and 3, 5-8 are fine pieces of cinema fight me
>>69182073
>>69181902
Until you get arrested for breaking the masquerade. The Ministry's whole purpose is to stop people doing shit that exposes the wizarding world to Muggles, they're going to notice the guy trying to exchange tens of thousands of pounds of stuff for magic money, and the wizards keep a close eye on unusual occurences (Mr. Weasley's whole job is hushing that up, and Snape has all the papers describing the flying car in CoS before the wheels even touch down at Hogwarts a few hours after taking off).
>>69182068
this. these movies and books are actually trash
>>69182235
shit film taste confirmed for /tv/ pleb
>>69179774
No that's Slytherin. aka /pol/
Hufflepuff is the general average. the middle of the bell curve. They just have low IQ from all the dank weed.
Frankly I think the Gryffindors are almost as dumb, since they're the jock house.
>>69182052
>underage magic monitor
>souls exist, dementors
>azkhaban
>enforced no-relations with muggles
>triwizard tournament
>squib treatment
>purebloods
>controlling pretty much every single other magical creature
>elf slavery
>goblin jews run the bank
>hagrid at hogwarts instead of prison
>muggle memory wipes
>time travel devices
what a world. despotic as shit with a weird laizzez-faire mix going on
>>69182100
>Therefore, the number of adult wizards is probably 1000 or less
you see hundreds in the ministry scene
there'd be about ten thousand, surely
>>69182219
If I steal shit from Muggles, how will they ever know a wizard did it? I'm not exposing anything.
>>69182068
i would add 8.5 and apocalypse now into the list
>>69182257
uh who said you could post directly at me you sophomore?
>>69182280
how long until JK retcons the sorting hat and houses altogether because the concept of segregation is racist/sexist?
everyone is the same, afterall.
>>69182154
The Prisoner of Azkaban was gorgeous. I don't care what any of the bookfags say, that film was so much better than the first two.
>>69182287
Literally keep reading the comment, retard. The Ministry isn't going to say, "Anon's some kind of master criminal, let's let him continue forever, he's never going to make a mistake and expose our centuries-long charade," they're going to read about a locked door case, investigate, find magic evidence by tracking your Apparations or something (or just figuring out that suddenly you're flush with cash for no apparent reason), and fuck you up. Regular laws still apply in terms of theft.
>>69182313
>>69182323
>reminder that literally every Slytherin was locked in the dungeons because they didn't want to fight Voldemort
Magic segregation is perfect because it knows the truth about everyone.
>>69182120
Why does she have bird shit all over her?
>>69182415
>>69182304
fight me
>>69178151
heh
>>69177070
I not so sure I understand what you are saying.
>>69182357
yea it was, yates' have also grown on me
>>69182419
the slytherin common room is in the dungeons though so it wasn't like they were locking the kids up, just sending them to their bedrooms.
>>69180544
Legit best girl
>>69174336
>Getting away with rape at Hogwarts
1. Rape
2. Wipe memory
3. Repeat as desired
>>69182577
not even close
he actually did it the absolute madman
>>69182272
>what a world. despotic as shit with a weird laizzez-faire mix going on
In summation, the eternal anglo.
>>69179189
>irregardless
oh anon, that's not even a word
>>69179891
>Extremely difficult,
w/e I'm that good
>takes a month,
You just need to plan ahead
>illegal,
Pussy
>contains banned ingredients
Why would a school have "banned ingredients" in the cupboard? You pulled that out of your ass.
>>69182610
>implying
>stupefy!
>stupefy
>sectumsempra!
>Incarcerous!
>stupefy!
what did he mean by this?
>>69177070
I'll pump yeh silleh
>>69180544
>>69182715
Seriously best extinct meme.
>>69180194
You're right, but that's a bad example, since Griphook blames it on Gringott's, not the horcrux.
>>69182715
mate dont even try, i havent even posted her legs or ass yet
>>69182707
>>contains banned ingredients
>Why would a school have "banned ingredients" in the cupboard? You pulled that out of your ass.
I know you just started reading this thread and, lacking a basic knowledge of lurk moar you're not going to see this for a while, but literally every high school in every country with a half-decent educational system has a locked storeroom for dangerous chemicals. Kids need to learn, they don't need unfettered access to the raw ingredients. Also, it's a key point of the second movie and book and you're a faggot who has never seen/read either but feels the need to spout off.
>>69182715
>this ugly britslag
>even for anglos she's at most 2/10
>>69182154
the Yates films are literally shit-tier. The only good ones are 2 and 3. 1 is sweet and 4 has Clémence Poésy.
Hermione was probably raped hundreds of times by every boy in the school and she has zero memory of it.
She had wondered why her pussy was getting so loose over the years.
>>69182801
>>69182813
Granger is a good-looking woman, but railing Luna would be the high point of an academic career at Hogwarts.
>>69182851
No youre literally memeing they are fantastic. sorry about your bad taste, but its understandable since you like that completely overrated frenchie. 5 6 and 7 make 4 look like a bag of shit.
>>69182921
sry m8 your wizardwaifu a shit
Luna is a good waifu if you're ugly and hate yourself.
>>69182971
damn take it easy on them senpai
>>69182940
>he doesn't have a heart
>>69182812
Look faggot. I checked the book because I'm lonely and have no life. The most that is said is Hermione calling the Bicorn horn and Boomslang skin "tricky" and saying they'll be in Snape's private cupboard. And just because students don't have general access to something doesn't mean it's banned. I could order everything in a chemistry teacher's cabinet right now online.
>>69182857
>harry we really need to practice de-enlargment spells
>f-for voldemort
Why does every single thread on this board dissolve into a battle of waifus?Fleur best girl, btw
>>69182959
No, you're a shit. Your waifu is fine, but you're a shit.
>>69183012
too busy looking at this smokeshow
>>69183066
>>69183081
everyone lets just just calm down
....
....
we can all agree fleur is the worst
>>69179951
I heard that in the new film the US DoM has a wand registry. I bet there'll be a line about how this is such a perfect system and gosh how great it is not to squabble about such silly things as rights to dangerous weapons like those awful muggles.
>>69179848
Accio Semen!
>>69183066
Prove it faggot.Get me pictures! Pictures of sexy French wizardgirls!
Which HP waifu has the hairiest arms right now?
>>69174711
Polyjuice potion doesn't even change your voice; why would it change your cum?
>>69181715
>not including this shot
>>69183139
FUCK YOUR FACE MATE
>>69183127
Great retort. No it isnt your opinion doesnt even matter bc you cant back it up without memes.
Yates were critically acclaimed and he directed 4 for a reason. Sorry you are incaoable of analyzing or comprehending british filmmaking. because yates' are extremely British and the best next to Cuaron's
>>69179996
Honey beer is real though
>>69183190
idk but emma has hairy arms usually and peach fuzz everywhere cute
>>69183190
hagrid
>>69179937
Why didn't Voldemort make the Voyagers horcruxes? Nobody would ever get to them to destroy them.
>>69183200
theres lots of shots i didnt include, the film is riddled with them. i like the one of harry defending dumbledore better
>>69183275
He wanted to have them nearby so he could check on them compulsively; it's why he brought Nagini to the big fight instead of hiding her in the Forest, or some Brazilian zoo.
>>69183215
lol make everything blue: the director. even making sure to hire Idziak, who shot, wait for it... Three Colours: Blue.
>>69181056
>butthurt harmione faggots that can't move on
Even JK Rowling finally admitted that Harmony is the One True Ship.
>comfy HP discussion a few posts ago
>few posts later: "hurr muh waifu xD" retards
>>69183328
lol once again memes. wow colors actually exist. red yellow blue and green are main colors wow such thought.
also in case you didnt know the film is supposed to be blue because of the fucking cover of the book. Idziak did black hawk down. the cinematographers for yates' were top notch
>>69183357
Harmony could never be a thing while Ron was around because he would have been left out as an useless third wheel.
what happen if wizard in space?
>>69183163
>sexy
Pffft. Fleur is gracious and qt.
>>69183378
Did you not read the OP, retard? It's literally a thread about how to rape girls at Hogwarts.
>>69183407
>black hawk down
that sounds racist
is it a racist movie?
>>69183407
>because of the fucking cover of the book
nice rationale. oh, and there's like a million different covers of that book.
Lads if you were at Hogwarts, right, and your mate was said to you he'd take polyjuice potion of your Hogwaifu and have sex with you if you'd do the same for him, would you do it? There's nothing gay about having sex with your mate if he's a woman.
>>69183449
Yeah, and we had some nice, interesting posts regarding that at first. Now it's all picture spam and no discussion, you literal retard.
>>69183378
I'm only waiting for threads like these to annoy little hp crybabies like you with waifuposting. It's not a crime and you are a faggot for wanting to discuss shitty kids movies.
>>69183495
I hear there's an xchange thread of /gif/ looking for sexually confused young men like you.
>>69183495
>>/gif/
>>69183489
>there's like a million different covers of that book
But there's only one that's officially endorsed by Rowling.
>>69183489
hey faggot one is more iconic than the others and its all blue.
his other films, 6 7 and 8 arent blue. learn aesthetics. they look great.
>>69183495
there would probably be a more permanent spell in the HP world to change in a gril if you really wanted to.
It would probably be a dark arts kind of deal.
changing in to a tight slag like hermoine would probably be a lot harder
>>69183495
This has been brought up already. I think it's a good idea. You'd have to really practice your moaning before-hand, though. Wouldn't want any boner-killing voicecracks and such. That's the sort of thing that might ruin a friendship.
>>69183510
>hurr durr how dare you talk about /tv/ in my /tv/?
gb2 >>>/hr/ cuck
>>69183500
>I want to discuss Harry Potter, waaaaahhh
what a fuckin nerd, lmao
>>69182262
>/pol/
>0 iq
someone must have been triggered hard.
>>69183510
they arent shitty, because your pic related especially was great as was the production. harry potter makes the hunger games look like an abomination
>>69182283
Even that number has always seemed downgraded from what it should actually be.
Diagon Alley, and all the streets attached to it, are implied to procure the wizarding world in Britain all their needs, and could only remain in business with a consumer number as tens of thousands.
Not to mention that, with a wizarding community of only some thounsand people, in time everyone would know each other in that community and the inbreeding would be unimaginable.
Finally, we've had explicited to us that the wizarding world is always expanding due to mudbloods, that far outweigh the percentage of squibs, so the wizardinf community couldn't have stayed at just 10,000 people.
Like it or not, it makes much more sense if Britain actually holds 100,000 wizards.
>>69179937
kek
>End of first movie or whenever shit gets explained to him
>"Accio Voldemort"
>Tiny zombie baby comes flying through the window
>All eyes on it, Dumbledore and the scottish bitch exchange wary looks
>Hagrid mumbles something
>Young Harry picks up a shoe and pastes Voldemort across the floor
>Snape awards him 50 points
>>69183550
And? Don't tell me you trust a woman's opinion.
>>69183489
your rationale is ignoring the truth the film isnt solely blue as >>69183407
shows, youre just triggered and annoying desu
Couldn't you just use the time turner thing and rape as much as you wanted?
>>69183684
>moving the goalpost
>>69183612
>board is infested with capeshit tier worthless garbage
>WAH HARRY POTTER SUCKS BC I DONT UNDERSTAND IT FULLY OR CAREMTO
>>69183741
why are you so mad
>DUMBLEDORE BTFO
>>69183710
this, you could rape the same person over and over until you find all the right buttons to push so she cant decide if she wants to report you for rape or to keep on letting you fuck her.
>>69183775
why is your mum so fat
>>69183741
>WAH HARRY POTTER SUCKS BC I DONT UNDERSTAND IT FULLY OR CAREMTO
this nigga, lmao
>>69183710
the timer thing isn't as easy to find as the juice or whatever
>>69183775
>MUDBLOODS BTFO
>>69183196
>Polyjuice potion doesn't even change your voice
>Moviefags
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69183578
>6 7 and 8 arent blue
yes they goddamn are. 6 is less so because of Delbonnel, who seems to have a weird obsession with staying away from blues in general, veering towards turquoise, but then they found another bluefriend in Serra, for the last two films.
>>69183823
This is /tv/ television and film. Please learn to dissect film before posting.
>>69183417
Ron WAS a useless third wheel.
>>69183710
>>69183804
No, retards. Each time you use it, there's another version of you running around, and there's not multiple timelines where you get to try over and over. There'd be twenty of you humping each other thinking that the girl is somewhere in the middle, meanwhile she slipped out of the greasy pile and is busy looking up the 'set everything on fire' spell.
>>69183859
dude you have bad taste, serra was even nominated for an academy award. dh1 eeks the tone it should, it looks great, very well shot' lets see your movie
>>69183889
why dissect films when i can dissect and kill you? lmao
>>69183934
>>69183859
this is how this shot apparently originally looked. teal and orange.
You think Dumbledore diddled Harry and Ron and erased their memories?
>>69184010
>>69184010
serra darkening the shots looks better and fits the movie, the palate is much better looking
>>69183916
He was Harry and Hermione's connection to the magical world. His biggest problem is that Rowling never gave him any unique skills or a role in the rag tag group of heroes.
>>69184025
>Ron
why would Doubledoor rape himself?
>>69183922
>dude you have bad taste
says you
>serra was even nominated for an academy award
yes, cause everyone who has ever been nominated for an academy award has totally deserved it, right? also, they're totally the benchmark by which you should judge the "validity" of opinions.
>dh1 eeks the tone it should, it looks great, very well shot
again, says you. I happen to disagree.
>lets see your movie
ah, the "if you haven't made a great movie, you're not allowed to call another movie shit" argument. totally not fallacious
>>69184068
DUMBLEDORE IS A SECRET WEASLEYIT FITS
>>69184010 looks way better than >>69184047, if you ask me
>>69184106
You do realise he's saying, "Your opinion is shit, here's professionals who agree with me," and your counter is "Your opinion is shit, and all of their opinions are shit too."
At some point you have to realise you're on the outside, and that it's far more likely that you're wrong as opposed to everyone else being wrong.
>>69184051
he was the scaredy-cat comedic relief character throughout the whole series, except for the last parts, where they had to make him a little more "dramatic" because he would ruin the overall serious tone.
>>69184106
>i still cant come up with a reason to dislike something objectively good so im just gonna say i didnt like it wah the colors bother ME
kek fuck off kid
>>69184025
>Harry
Dumbledore only cared about Harry to use him as a weapon against Voldemort, he couldn't risk infecting him with wizard AIDS
>Ron
No, he doesn't have shit taste
>>69184213
>At some point you have to realise you're on the outside
I completely accept this
>it's far more likely that you're wrong
I will never accept this
>>69184213
This.
>inb4 "b-but muh art is objective"
>>69184236
>objectively
Oh, deary me!
>>69184156
it doesn't though its bright as fuck and popping with contrast. distractingly so. watch the film in motion it look great
why you would want shots like this to be bright blue and orange i dont know, muting the colors was a good decision
>>69184258
Do you think Dumbledore diddled kids that took his fancy, then?
>>69184215
>>69184051
>>69183916
You lads seem like the type who would know: Is there any decent HHr fanfic that didn't get abandoned after HBP? No faggy AU shit, anything canon up to GOF at least.
>>69184272
*subjective
>>69184294
critically acclaimed
>>69184331
>fanfic
The only thing more disgusting than fanfics is the fact that you assume that I read them.
>>69184396
Plenty of them were better than the main story for the last couple of books.
>>69184260
you got some shit taste Deathly Hallows 1 is pure kino
I hope one day you will be free from your madness.
so how did ron manage to get in hermione's pants.
If it werent for Neville then ron would have been the biggest retard of gryffindor.
Hermione was hot, smart and talented, ron was ugly, stupid and could not play quidditch without fucking it up.
In real life the only way a guy like ron would fuck a girl like hermione, was if he got her drunk and pregnant.
In real life a girl like hermione would have ended up with harry.
>>69184309
no but he probably was a regular in the london gaybars.
>>69184302
I disagree. It looks fucking generic and undeservedly brooding. Not to mention far too dark and washed out. It looks like someone who doesn't know what they're doing fiddled with the settings on the television.
>inb4 "dude but it gels thematically"
I don't think it does. Given the fantastical nature of the material, a more colorful, high-contrast approach (Delbonnel kinda went this direction, I feel. At least 6 seems like a compromise) seems appropriate. It also functions as a means of juxtaposition, in a world so full of wonder there's still sorrow, loss and despair, that kind of thing.
I just don't like where they went with the series, visually
>>69184522
It's about brits and they are all depressed fuckwads who hate themselves, hence the depressive tone.
>>69184483
Like emma watson, hermione probably likes someone who can make her laugh and who they can feel comfortable with etc. ron was chill and it was a pretty good match with hermione, she needed someone like that to counteract her.
See, this is one of the reasons JK rowling is a hack
If I was in the harry potter universe, i'd make my own business, since you know the only job prospects are
>teaching at hogwarts
>death eater
>shop owner
>ministry
Thats it. What i'd do is buy a bunch of house elves, since they're literally slaves, and i'd own a brothel. I'd build a monopoly on polyjuice potion and mass brew it, then my whorehouse would cater to every single taste you could ever want.
Hate umbridge? Steal her hair and hatefuck her.
Cute girl at your job? Steal one of the thousands of hairs she drops per day, and fuck the shit out of her.
Hell, I could probably replicate popular hairs like luna and hermione and charge whatever the fuck i'd like.
This is assuming you know, wizards wouldnt just use their magic love potions, or use a literal date rape spell that erases peoples memory.
What about the villages where wizards live around muggles? Does every wizarding village have the town rapist? Like oh yeah, thats Gregg. He steals off to london and rapes the shit out of any muggle he feels like and then just erases their memory.
Good ol' Weird Wizard Rapey Greg.
>>69184483
>In real life a girl like hermione would have ended up with harry.
Harry never wanted Hermione, so she had to settle for his sidekick
>>69184569
>pretty good match
just want to point out that even rowling has admited that hermione&ron was a mistake.
>>69184483
>Ron
tall (at least in the books)
>Krum
tall
>Mclaggen
ridiculously tall
>Harry
manlet
/fit/ was right
>>69184554
>implying you can't produce a depressive atmosphere whilst retaining color and contrast
Darkening and washing it out just seems like a cop-out, to be honest. It's like an insta-tell to the audience that "geez, things aren't so good, ey"
>>69184579
10/10 I'd be a regular customer
>>69184583
yes, somehow harry ignored all the good looking girls in school to fuck the sister of his best mate.
And at that point ron's sister was the school whore, the kind of girl you hatefuck but dont actually like because there is something wrong with her.
>>69184579
The problems with this were pointed out the last time you said this in an HP thread, anon. Polyjuice doesn't work on non-humansinb4 Winky, she had to play a grieving woman in a shawl and Crouch wouldn't care one whit if it permanently mutated her.
Does make me wonder if you rewrote this from scratch, or this is the worst pasta, though.
>>69184522
I couldnt disagree more. its called the deathly hallows and the films should reflect harry, he isnt so happy and magical during the last ones. film is supposed to be different its a different medium. its underrated.
deathly hallows part 1 is like a tone poem, the pace was perfect for soaking in the atmosphere and the character moments had a lot of room to breathe
and despite how somber and slow it was, it punctuated these sequences with fun, tense, thrilling and even frightening segments. the ministry infiltration scene was one of the most entertaining parts of the whole series, and finding the decaying body of dumbledore's friend in godric's hollow was a real legit "oh fuck" moment that i wasn't expecting to see in a potter film.
it's just a really good film, one that captures the desolation of being alone and on the run in a world where even amazing magical powers can only provide a brief respite from a shit society. it's a movie about the real emotional tests of friendship without ever devolving into the usual YA shipping\emo schlock. the scene where harry and hermione silently contemplate ron's absence and then dance to the nick cave song is a great character moment that 99% of films for that audience, from franchise trash like divergent to john greenshit, would never come up with yet DH1 has in spades.
I just saw someone post this before "Deathly Hollows part 1 is a cinematic masterpiece. I give it to all my students to watch when we're going over atmosphere (I'm a film teacher)"
>>69184612
B-But Harry had twice the magical gainz Ron did!
>>69184579
i just want to have sex with hermione man
why can't this be real
just fuck me, emma. i'm on the verge of suicide. you'd make my life
>>69184659
>ignored all the good looking girls
He went after the two that were considered the best looking girls in Hogwarts, Cho was fucking the most alpha Chad in the school so she must have been hot, and Ginny was repeatedly said to be ridiculously hot by everyone in the sixth book because Rowling couldn't think of another way to make her interesting or worthy of Harry.
>>69177070
>Steal Hermoine's hair
>Have your friend transform into her
>Fuck your friend
>Once it wears off return the favor
Why would you even need to resort to rape?
>>69184627
I cant believe someone could have this shit taste. witchcraft offers DARKNESS. sirius, dumbledore and everyone under the sun dying allows the material to be shown that way and it was the best way to do it
like >>69184671
says the film is true to the book
>it's just a really good film, one that captures the desolation of being alone and on the run in a world where even amazing magical powers can only provide a brief respite from a shit society. it's a movie about the real emotional tests of friendship without ever devolving into the usual YA shipping\emo schlock. the scene where harry and hermione silently contemplate ron's absence and then dance to the nick cave song is a great character moment that 99% of films for that audience, from franchise trash like divergent to john greenshit, would never come up with yet DH1 has in spades.
based series
>>69184627
>geez, things aren't so good, ey
Is that a bad thing? I mean, these movies' target audience are children after all. And keeping things simple isn't necessarily bad you know.
Take for example any Disney movie. The colors are very "childish" and are meant to appeal to youngsters. That doesn't mean that their cinematography and choice of colors is bad, on the contrary actually.
>>69183641
this makes sense, but where the hell are their children educated?
perhaps homeschooling is the default manner for them
>>69184746
it was also bullshit that harry went from "cute little ginny" to "omg i want to fuck her so bad" in like no fucking time.
It was a complete asspull because at that point JK decided on who will bang who in the upcoming books.
>>69184602
I mean in the films, they were always bickering but we knew they liked eachother.
>>69184853
Or a love potion
>>69184671
I would sort of agree with you if this was anything but Harry Potter. What Yates seems to be going for with the last two films in particular is to conjure up psychological drama which simply isn't present in the source material. My gripe with his visual choices is in a way an extension of this major bug-bear. He's abandoning the bubbly, charming and fantastical in a way the books never did in order to put his focus squarely on what I think causes the series to fall apart.
>tone poem
Feel free to explain this seemingly meaningless buzzword to me. I've seen it used mostly by vulgar ateurists to describe Snyder, Anderson, and digital-era Mann, which makes your use of it here all the more confusing.
>"Deathly Hollows part 1 is a cinematic masterpiece. I give it to all my students to watch when we're going over atmosphere (I'm a film teacher)"
Not to be that guy, but good god...
>>69184915
love potions is the reason why voldemort exists, a child born from someone affected by a love potion will never experience any positive feelings like love
>>69184569
>Like emma watson
have you seen the guys emma hooks up with?
>>69177070
Chamber of Secrets Hermione best Hermione.
>>69184988
He means that the movie is boring and nothing happens except for a couple scenes and he thinks it's LE KINO MEME XD so it's a "tone poem".
a lot of people itt forgetting that polyjuice potion is high level magic and takes months to make
>>69184627
>geez, things arent so good, ey"
did you even watch the movies because the previous 3 movies "things arent so good" they gradually get worse and dh1 is the climax of morbidness until harry accepts death
>>69184839
this
>>69184988
what do you think film is for dolphins? its supposed to connect to the audience. the audience is supposed to feel something or the movie fails.
>isnt present in the source material
irrelevant since thats the entire purpose of film, to be original, stop complaining about the books beint different films have different necessities
tone poem means tones are mished and mashed in a proper way see the dancing scene or godricsmhollow
>>69184671
i'm going to report you for browsing a known pedophile forum
>>69185090
i would do anything to fuck emma watson, including murder
>>69185050
have you?
>>69185030
>a child born from someone affected by a love potion will never experience any positive feelings like love
There is a reason why the play about Albus Severus is called "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"
>>69185050
went out with this guy who in an interview was making megan fox laugh left an right
>>69185138
>those legs
I often forget how hot emma watson can be due to her shitty personality
she was better as hermione
>>69185176
it is supposed to. the entire point is bridging the gap in harrys wizarding and human life. the entire point of the series is to put you in a fantastical situation yet things are very similar like the minsity being an oppressive government
harry is a powerful wizard but that doesnt connect to the audience. his human emotions do. emotions are the entire point of filmmakimg
>>69185102
>its supposed to connect to the audience. the audience is supposed to feel something or the movie fails.
We may have stumbled upon the core of our disagreement. I don't think this.
>>69185144
it would be fucked up that your harry potter, the bigest hero of hte magic world, you could have been anyone, bang every witch out there.
But one day your 50, married to a fat red head with a shitload of children and shit job as a magic cop, and the potion finaly doesnt work anymore.
The rage of waking up next to a fat redhead who rapped you with magic must be huge.
>>69185102
What I meant by "not present in the source material" was that Yates is grasping at straws trying to force it into something it blatantly isn't by focusing on the weaker parts of the books.
>>69185284
This isn't what I'm talking about.
>>69185328
At least he gets to be related to based Arthur that way.
>>69185289
>>69185284
>it is supposed to. the entire point is bridging the gap in harrys wizarding and human life. the entire point of the series is to put you in a fantastical situation yet things are very similar like the ministry being an oppressive government
>harry is a powerful wizard but that doesnt connect to the audience. his human emotions do. emotions are the entire point of filmmaking
if the scene of harry trying to cheer up hermione for one minute because shes depressed and has cared for him as much as he cares for her, yet they have so much still to do and this cheering up is essential useless, doesnt get to you idk what will
>>69185284
>emotions are the entire point of filmmakimg
This is certainly arguable. Furthermore, I don't think a film is "supposed" to do or be anything.
What I meant here: >>69185289 was that we disagree on the fundamental point of wether or not something is to be asked of the audience. You think it's the responsibility of the film to engage the audience, while I think a large part of that responsibility lies with the audience.
>>69185363
films are supposed to be different, not only can a film not be exactly like s book it has no obligation to thats why you hire people to make a movie, i respect and prefer the adaptations they have more weight. yates is a great director and the characters in his were able to shine
>>69184853
This is what happens when you write an ending first. You get a ways along in a story then you have to force it to go where you wanted. She should've left the final chapters unwritten until she got there, the last books would have sucked a lot less
>>69183378
>>69183500
Agreed. Harry Potter threads are usually the most thought provoking, comfy and humorous threads on /tv/ because you just keep going down the rabbit hole of questioning magic and its potential in Rowland's universe in unique ways you wouldn't have thought of the possibility until another anon questions it. Good thread, but absolutely derailed by sperglord autists from Reddit.
>>69185482
Okay, let me put it this way:
The psychological drama in the books simply isn't good enough. It doesn't matter how good you are if you're working with sub-par material. Yates decided to go for it anyway, and it proved detrimental to the final product, in my opinion.
>>69185450
filmmaking is widely understood as conveying what it means to be human, however so you want to. the fact that yates seriously did that with harry potter is impressive.
i agree its on the audience to engage also though, i think the films are engaging as a viewer and not because of their director, he just puts it out there for it to be digested
>>69185215
Those legs are shit
I've seen better legs on ten year old boys
>>69185617
>filmmaking is widely understood as conveying what it means to be human, however so you want to.
Is it?
>the fact that yates seriously did that with harry potter is impressive.
Did he?
>you will never cast a breast expansion spell on Hermione and watch her stretch her sweater to the limit
just die in my sleep
>>69185606
>The psychological drama in the books simply isn't good enough. It doesn't matter how good you are if you're working with sub-par material. Yates decided to go for it anyway, and it proved detrimental to the final product, in my opinion.
you keep citing the books and i will keep saying they have no importance or matter at all. it wasnt detrimental they were the perfect way to show the maturity of the actors and the film as a series. this is about the films not the books. i was extremely satisfied
>>69185669
I'm sad now :(
>>69185660
>candid picture
LOOKS like SHIT
fuck off
Here's a question to prove your normie vs patrician taste.
Which Harry Potter movie was the most mentally stimulating?
Protip: That doesn't mean best.
>>69185696
Well, I wasn't. You still seem to be missing the point of why I keep bringing up the books. You can keep on saying that they have no importance, but that doesn't make it true. Yates is working with a pre-existing thing, and the outcome is always going to be heavily influenced by said pre-existing thing, however it is twisted.
>>69185660
>>69185737
>emka doesnt have nice legs
>>69185787
plebs will claim it's PoA but really it's DHp1 or CoS
>>69185800
you mean its artistic yea
>>69185787
The first one, because when I saw it back in the day, my brain simply couldn't comprehend why this little faggot Harry gets to be a wizard while I don't. I thought about that fact a lot, and no matter how much I tried, I couldn't bring my thoughts to a logical conclusion.
>>69185787
>>69185838
i love poa but id say DH1 or OOTP
>>69185851
I don't understand. I mean exactly what I wrote here: >>69185800.
>>69185821
>leg double
>>69185737
She looked sweaty, like she'd just been running in the other pic. Probably had a massive pump and still nothing but jello
toasting in good bread
>>69185960
how could you be so stupid. watch the movie its her. thats her legs and ass
