What is the point of Hufflepuff?
They represent the common man.
Somebody's gotta bake wizard cakes and make wizard toys
>ravenclaw
>>69174103
>They dont give a shit. They badass
>>69174103
Dedication
Hard Work
Fair play
Patience
Kindness
Tolerance
Unafraid of Toil
Loyalty
those are the Hufflepuff traits.
HUFFLEPUFF IS THE BEST
SMOKING THEM GREENS
FREE LOVE FOR ALL
WORK HARD LIKE A BALLA
THEY BE THE BEST OF THE BEST
NO HATE
ONLY LOVE
FUCK YALL
HUFFLE MY PUFF NIGGA
>>69174103
What is the point of /r9k/?
>>69174103
Containment house.
>>69174103
It's literally for the people that weren't good enough for the other houses:
>Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry's purest."
>Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
>Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."
>Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot and treat them just the same."
Whats with books aimed at young adults and splitting people into factions, and then goes on to invalidate all the factions but 2 in the end.
Hufflepuffs are the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world.
If you are a non Hufflepuff and have children there is a 50:50 that child really belongs to that of a Hufflepuff.
>>69174586
>Said Slytherin, "racist
>Said Ravenclaw, "elitist"
>Said Gryffindor, "idiots"
>Said Hufflepuff, "greatest"
>>69174600
DAUNTLESS FTW!
>>69174193
>>69174586
>Slytherin: you want to do X? You are not a pure blood and I wont allow it, even if you can do X you are filth
>Ravenclaw: you want to do X? You are not an intelligent individual, were not having this conversation, its degrading to my image
>Gryffindor: you want to do X? You have no renown or legacy to speak of, I cannot allow this because you arent currently drowning in pussy, fuck academics, be a rock star
>Hufflepuff: you want to do X? Eh, whatever, if you think you can do it then do it, Ill even show you how if I can
Literally the only one that isnt a pseudo cult doctrine that actually promotes individualism.
>>69174611
Hufflepuffs fuck, like 90% of the time at Hogwarts.
>>69174103
HUFFLEPUFFS DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Hufflepuff would be where most of the furries, femdom, and House Elf activists would be.
>>69175284
Femdom is slytherin.
>>69175284
Is that the chick from the pornos?
>>69174224
>8 years of learning to become a wizard dentist
>Everyone just learns to perform the repairo dentium
>Suicide at age 25
>>69174103
>get a Hogwarts degree by puffing magic herb all day and not giving a fuck while cucking other houses' women
How is being Hufflepuff a bad thing again?
>>69175375
>someone just spams accio fucking mad dollar
>everyone bankrupt
fuck sake they really didn't think this through
>>69174103
So dimwits without ambition can be around likeminded people.
slytherin-/pol/
gryffindor-/fit/
ravenclaw-/lit/
hufflepufff-420chan
>be Mexican wizard in 2019
>apparate to other side of Trump Wall
>accio charlie
what now, Donald?
>>69176567
>implying Trump isn't a wizard
>>69175284
who is that semen demon?
>>69174103
when retards have magic powes, you can't just leave them on their own. You have to at least teach them how no to blow up their house when trying to magic pet their cat.
>>69174103
Literal meatshields
>>69174586
Wasn't slythering fot the most ambitious? Otherwise Snape or Voldemort wouldn't have been selected because they are half shit
>>69174103
Hufflepuff = Libertarian Left
Gryffindor = Authoritarian Left
Slytherin = Authoritarian Right
Ravenclaw = Libertarian Right
>>69174600
Rowling actually wanted to put Harry in Gryffindor, Hermione on Ravenclaw and Rony in Slytherin, but she found it was too hard to write and create context with all of 3 of them on separate houses.
>>69176810
It's for shitcunts. Whether they are pureblooded, halfblooded, ambitious, lazy, cunning, dumb, good or bad, Slytherins are all shitcunts.
>>69175284
IIf we are going to clasify each hose by fetishes, I think the Ravenclaws would let their girlfriends be railed by Dean Thomas, and Slytherin is probably into holding hands or some bullshit like that.
Gryffindor is so brave they probably dare each other, including the girls, to have threesomes with magical shemales
>>69176507
slytherin-4chan
gryffindor-reddit
ravenclaw-cripplechan
hufflepufff-tublr
>>69176507
More like hufflepuff-/r9k/
>>69176901
>Slytherin is probably into holding hands or some bullshit like that.
The fiends!
>>69176945
Robots are way too selfish, lazy, and hateful to be in Hufflepuff. They are mostly Ravenclaws (intelligent but lazy and mentally fucked up).
>>69176899
Now that you mention it, Hermione being in Gryffindor is kindof stupid, and Ron should be in Hufflepuff on account of his common upbringing and attitude. Fuck sake this wouldbe been alot more fun if it worked, instead of seeing mary sue-house in the spotlight the whole time.
>>69177062
Hermione isn't a Ravenclaw, she is book-smart but close minded. Luna and Mr. Ollivander are the perfect Ravenclaws and they're all weird, unconventionally smart sperglords.
Hermione is the dumb-person's idea of what a smart person is like.
>>69177062
>create several factions in thing
>disregard all the factions that dont promote bravery and charisma and the one that is inherently evil, rich or uses logic over all else
It keeps happening.
