What the fuck is wrong with /tv/ today?
Name ONE flaw that's legitimate and not something you're crying about because you're a brainless, weird little pissbaby.
>>69171896
Okay, the fight scenes in The Matrix Reloaded besides the car chase with 90s boy band Predator Twins were all fucking garbage.
>>69171896
the wire work in the final fight with smith.
even the guys doing the video game trilogy hated it.
the final baby is literally called DUES EX
>>69171812
>>69171812
Literally pleb trash, the trilogy
>>69171942
The first movie was shit though.
2 and 3 were great, but 1 was just mediocre garbage pushed out to make The Avengers.
>>69171942
First one is kinda okay but the remaining two is GOAT.
>>69171961
Do you want anything from the shop?
>>69171896
Smith was the One.
>>69171961
This. I've never understood why people find Simon Pegg so funny, and I'm British.
>>69171896
>>69171942
>Hugo Weaving is part of 3 GOAT trilogies
What a guy.
>>69171812
The World's End was shit though. I expected more.
>>69172046
>and im british
The fuck does that matter you stupid pleb? Nationality doesn't determine if you can have shit taste or not
>>69171937
>be a godlike mind born from a machine
>faggots are offended when you call yourself god from the machine
>>69172046
Well as an American I can tell you why each American performer is great.
>>69171896
Becomes a heavyhanded jesus allegory
Action in the 2nd and 3rd wasnt really cool martial arts stuff, it just became neo using superpowers
>>69171896
Pacing of 2 & 3 were way off the mark, to the point where the runtime could easily be cut by about 40%. First one was perfectly structured.
>>69172046
I know what you mean. I hate every mexican comedy for the same reason.
>>69172046
he is better than overated gervais
>>69171881
Muh nigga. Pusher trilogy is a masterpiece.
>>69171812
Hot Fuzz was the only good one
>>69171812
The World's End was shit. It just felt so flat and contrived compared to Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. Really disappointed me.
>>69171896
The only reason it was a trilogy was because Warner Brothers are money-grubbing hacks. The Wachowskis didn't want to do two sequels, and it shows.
That said, I liked the sequels, but you can tell their hearts weren't in the same place when they made them. And the Oracle dying and getting replaced really sank the third movie for me.
The scenes with the Architect and the Trainman were cool, though.
>>69173339
Piers Morgan is better than fucking Gervais, what's your point?
>>69171942
my nigga
>>69171812
1. Pitch Black
2. Chronicles Of Riddick: Directors Cut
3. Riddick: Directors Cut
>>69171812
>>69172046
>and I'm British
exactly
the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
spaced/shaun of dead/hot fuzz/worlds end are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa
>>69173972
71 fragments is the only one which is ok, even with the fucking gypsy kid.
>>69172494
a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly and provides a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.
>>69172046
>and I'm British.
no fucking wonder m8
>>69171812
When The World's End came out I bought a few edibles and went to a marathon of all three movies at one of the few drive-in theaters left in the country. I twas fantastic, honestly one of the greatest experiences of my moviegoing life
>>69174073
No way that's true. Stop lying.
>>69174154
>getting b8ted by stale pasta
c'mon son
>>69174195
Holy shit don't fucking tell me it happened again
I keep falling for all kinds of memes in place.
>>69172285
this is a serious board here
>>>/reddit/
Fact: no patrician movie has ever had a sequel, let alone a trilogy
You're all plebs
Thank you for reading this post
>>69171881
fuking this times 1000. damn shame this trilogy is so overlooked.
>>69172121
And Transformers
>>69174846
Dr. Mabuse had three movies and the Orpheus trilogy by Cocteau is p good.
>>69174924
Far from being good movies let alone GOAT trilogies. Same with the Hobbit trilogy.
>No human centipede
>>69171942
am i the only one that wants cap in the winter soldier suit again? The all blue with white stripes is best suit. really dislike the other ones
>>69174071
Mah nigga.
![before_triptych[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ho5aK2T.jpg "before_triptych[1].jpg")
>>69174978
is there a 3?!
![1003_slip[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RjhoKqm.jpg "1003_slip[1].jpg")
>>69175113
>missing out best movie of 2015
PLEB
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>>69175148
yea no. 3 was a fucking joke. sofia coppola was too much cringe for one movie
>>69175148
Godfather 3 was abysmal and everyone was terrible in it.
>>69175245
oh shit, gonna watch it tonight for the keks
>>69171812
world's end was rubbish
>>69171942
They're all great movies, but idk if I'd call it a GOAT trilogy since you kind of need the Avengers movies sandwiched between them for everything to make sense. You'd get to Cap 3 and go "wait, who the fuck are all these guys!?"
>>69171942
kek
>>69174071
Chronicles and Riddick were shit though
>>69175400
No joke, either.
That movie was fucking unwatchable.
>>69175400
>>69176497
Plebs.
The first half of The World's End is the best part out of all the films. The second half isn't as good, but it was still decent.
Antonioni's malaise trilogy is arguably the best film trilogy ever made.
It's pretty hard to believe that Monica Vitti is still alive.
>>69171812
you genuinely think the simon pegg / nick frost films are the greatest trilogy of all time? you are fucking dense lad. you probably wanna shag your mam cos you think she's cute.
>>69176537
>the best part out of all the films
lol your a moron
worlds end was a cringe fest front to back
>>69172046
It's not himself being funny, it's the writing. He's a great comic writer, he wrote these movies.
>>69174154
>>69174073
>literally every shaun of the dead thread
>HURR DURR THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY IN REAL BRITIAN
britfags get cucked
>>69175400
agreed. honestly one of the worst movies ive ever seen
>>69171896
The entire third movie was a flaw.
>>69176765
how did we get cucked? you are enjoying a pile of garbage that we discarded. i threw out a tub of mouldy margarine earlier - do you want that? it just confirms you've got the sense of humour of a retarded person, congratulations that you have found your very low level.
>>69175085
yupp
this is the best one
>>69176537
This
Robot alien puppet invasion was unsatisfying but the first half was really solid
/tv/ BTFO.
>>69171812
>Hot Fuzz
amazing
>Shaun of the Dead
great
>The World's End
fucking awful
>>69172046
>and I'm British.
>not, "I'm English, Scottish, Welsh etc"
Come out from the shadows, yank.
>>69177139
fuck off
excuse me guys
Marvel BTFO
>>69177139
I still don't understand how Sofia Coppolla can ruin an entire trilogy with her acting
>>69177229
Get three coffins ready
>>69177229
This.
>>69177229
Bah, just go with Yojimbo and Sanjuro and skip the rest.
Hot Fuzz and World's End were literal garbage.
>>69177868
>Hot Fuzz
>garbage
>>69174073
as a britfag, this is simply not true.
these along with spaced are pretty well respected.
"trash" would be mrs browns boys or whatever.
>>69172689
As a Mexican, there are Mexican comedies?
>>69178480
Apparently there are comedies but the only person that I can associate with Mexican comedies is Alfonso Zayas and that is not a good thing
>>69178480
Que Culpa Tiene El Niño, is the latest revolting mess they've released labeled as a comedy.
Excuse me guys, kino coming through.
>>69172121
Fuck that actually is the GOAT trilogy
>planned as 3 parts
>coherent and concise as a trilogy
>pacing across all 3 and individually works almost perfectly
>no change in tone or theme between installments
>script, plot, characters etc all clearly formed before production started, adding coherence (because it's based on something, sure, but we're not arguing for or against that here)
>no recasts between films and an amazing cast
Only thing that comes close is the Star Wars original trilogy, but even that's flawed as a trilogy
>>69172046
>I'm British
Go away Achmed, you will never be British no matter how hard you try.
>>69171812
Ok movies but some of the worst editing Ive ever seen.
>>69171881
First reply is best reply
>>69175245
Is it even more stupid than 2?
The reception these get for being gross is so fucking stupid when they're so detached from reality. It's like calling Tarantino films too violent, or porn too sexual
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>>69179190
3rd one is the most stupid of them all, it's basically a comedy
>>69179190
Well one of the characters does eat dried African clits and a prisoner fucks another prisoners wound
>>69179241
seagal tier garbage
>hobbit-trilogy.jpg
tight
man that trilogy coheres
it's like totally of a piece, a unified whole
>>69179269
Fantastic, that's exactly what I wanted to hear. Maybe not a GOAT trilogy but it sounds like it's a fully formed and actually sequential sequel, if that makes sense
>>69175148
No just no
2 was fucking shit. 3 even worse. Fuck everyone who disagrees on this.
>>69179295
Pleb of the highest order
It would've made the greatest trilogy
>>69179319
>>69171812
I don't like how the third films ending kinda Kills off the characters of the first two
>>69178480
>>69178675
>I'm not fat, I'm Fluffy!
>>69179325
that's the spirit
>>69172553
shows how much you know, it's a heavy-handed Buddha allegory
Just wait until Crank3d comes out and we will have the perfect trilogy
Crack if they make a third one.
>>69174073
>2016
>people still fall for this fucking cave-wall painting pasta
>>69179190
It's a comedy, and I genuinely think it's the best of the three. It's so ridiculous and self-aware, it's great.
>>69171812
>reddit-tier comedy
>good
>>69171942
this, the first great cape trilogy.
Some don't love The first avenger but its not a bad movie, its good and rewatching all of them together makes it great.
>>69177229
This
>>69180520
>/v/ tourist
>implying you have good taste
>>69178480
>>69178675
1 word:
Cantinflas
>>69173912
It wasn't shit, but it certainly wasn't as good as the other two.
I feel Wright was on point with the direction, but the story was, like you said, flat and contrived.
>>69171812
worlds end is utter worthless trash
>>69179507
It has a stupid name. What does it even mean?
>>69175400
I felt it was kind of shitty but it's a lot better on further watches. I don't know why, but it is.
>>69171961
cuck
>>69172446
>Humour isn't culturally relative
Are your parents disappointed that they raised such a retard?
>>69174107
>implying the filmmakers weren't aware of that
It's a play on the concept you mong
