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I don't want any damn vegetables


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I don't want any damn vegetables
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>>69167236
>>69167792
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Good thread.
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>>69167236
OW MY FREAKING EARS
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OW MY FREAKING EARS
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>stick ur lettuce up yer arse u fucking mongrel cunt
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>>69167880
>Australian dub
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is Todd the most endearing simpsons character?
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>>69167952
Not even a little.
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>>69167952
He's an obnoxious little shit
Ralph is the predictable but undisputed answer
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>>69167982
anyone else used think that Todd was the older one? I only found out it was the other way around like a year ago when I actually bothered the read the chalk message in the opening
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BREAK IT DOWN!

DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS

>I miss Troy's voice and presence
>his deliveries were comedic excellence
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>>69168008

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
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>>69168046
>ralph
>displayed as a complete dimwit/retard 99% of the time
>suddenly gives out of character brilliant emotionally aware george washington performance
nah
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>>69167952
has to be Maggie, though for side characters my answer to you would be:

NOT LENNY!?
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>>69168024
What was your favourite "You may remember me from [BLANK] and [BLANK]"?
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>>69168067
Nah Maggie's a little sociopath obsessed with guns. Ralph is the endearing one
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Hi I'm Troy McClure
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>>69168081
MAN VS NATURE

THE ROAD TO VICTORY
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>>69168024
>I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!
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>>69168114
I wish.
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>>69168134
Objectively the correct answer
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>>69168152
>Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along!
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>>69168114
Didn't they originally want Hartman to voice Brannigan?
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>>69168059
Hey fuck you, dude. I was Macbeth in a play when I was in college
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>>69168199
West deliberately did his characterization of Zapp as a tribute to Hartman as well
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>>69168221
I didn't call YOU a retard, anon. Do you uh.. have something you want to share with us?
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>>69167831
best god darn-diddeli episode
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>yfw flanders is left handed because he's far left
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>>69168173
That episode had some really good stuff
>Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
>the movie or the planet?

>From now on, she's smoking for two
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>The show killed off Fat Tony only to have him be replaced by his cousin Fit Tony
>Fit Tony just turns into Fat Tony and the status quo continues
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>>69167831
God that's a lame joke. That's like family guy tier.
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>>69168243
Yes. I was the antisocial dude(not the one that looks like a schoold shooter, more like the dude from the background nobody knows he exists) and wasn't until I had my chance to show the world who I was playing Macbeth. And now I spend my day posting on /tv/
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>>69168293

He's left handed because christianity hated left handeds, the hand of the devil, in old times, so they make them use their right hand.

You don't know shit about history so shut the fuck up you fucking faggot piece of shit.
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>>69168260
You like it anon? That one seems to get a lot of criticism. I do enjoy the "future" based episodes myself though, and there's some good gags in this one.
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>>69168307
It's the future of the simpsons. So it makes sense
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This whole scene, including the Bart and Lisa bit, has got to be one of the best ever crafted.
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>>69168448
>Lisa On Ice
Fucking stellar episode
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How would you draw dignity /tv/?
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>>69168552
Like this
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Bueno nachos my father
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>>69167236
>Tyler the creator
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>>69168046
>actually has the guts to ask a girl out
>one of us
>implying
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>>69169159
I asked a girl out once. She said no and laughed at me...
...Never again
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>>69169195
;_; It's all going to be okay, anon.
At least you had the courage. More than I have.
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>>69167236

I had this stuck in my head for a full week

Every time someone asked me a question at work I would think "I don't want any damn vegetables"
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>>69169220
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>>69168199
Yeah, pretty sure they made Frys first name Philip after Hartman
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>>69168134
Yeah this one is probably the best.
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>>69168341
>>69168221
shut the fuck up
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>>69169073
>I CAN'T! It's a GEO!!
this was the funniest shit back in the day
we used to always make fun of the kids whose parents drove Geos
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>>69168024
I hate every Andy Dick
From Andy A to Andy Z.

Seriously, fuck Andy Dick for killing him
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>>69169220
Did you work at a vegetable company?
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>>69168067
good spoiler.
lenny is the real father of maggie btw
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>>69170660
>"Its bad ON PURPOSE"
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>>69168596
Sweet, someone's using my crudely made OC that took me two seconds in Preview

Nice
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>>69170505
This is the worst meme ever and literally only Jon Lovitz believes it
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>>69170695
...you don't get the reference either do you?
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>>69170695
>>69170792
He must be a writer for The Simpsons
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>>69168081
LEAD PAINT: DELICIOUS BUT DEADLY
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>>69167880
>Directed by Sam Raimi
No wonder
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>>69168012
No I naturally assumed Todd was younger purely because he was smaller
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>>69168230
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>>69167831
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>>69167831
I was thinking about this last night and I'm not sure I get it. Are they saying that Rod and Todd grow up to be closet homosexuals who 'polish their wood' all day?
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>>69170726
I understand that great, autistic feeling you get when you see someone using some shitty thing you made. It's like pride, but you deep down know you shouldn't be proud of it.
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>>69171248
>Are they saying that Rod and Todd grow up to be closet homosexuals who 'polish their wood' all day?
That's exactly what they're saying, anon
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>>69171361
>You know something, he did say well a lot
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>>69171361
Heh, heh, heh. Y'know somethin', he did say, "Well" a lot!
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>>69171361
>me irl
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>>69168230
>>69171193
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>>69169979
No. Fuck you
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>>69168520
The sexual tension between Bart and Lisa in that episode was incredible
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>>69169979
>>69171696
what happened to you guys? you used to be cool
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>>69168520
Bart open your eyes and look down
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>>69168298
is ralph michael jackson?
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>>69168059
He was following a script though. Didn't you have those social retarded kids when you in highschool who suddenly became confident in drama because they had all their lines memorized on the second day?
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>>69168081
Smoke Yourself Thin

and

Get Confident, Stupid!
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>>69170660
How do you not know the line that mocks your autistic fanbase?
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>>69168081
>Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
>The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
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>>69167236
>>69167792
>>69167863
>>69167880

I expect that type of language at Denny's but not here!
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ANN LANDERS IS A BORING OLD BIDDY
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>>69167236
Why those books are forbidden?
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>>69171175
>Hmm, i wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
>The Garage, fellas, The Garage. Well u-la-dee-da mr. frenchman.
>How do you call it?
>A car hole
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>>69168552
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>>69175063
The children have to learn about Tek War sooner or later
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Alright here's the 411, folks

Say some "gangsta" is dissin your fly girl...
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>>69170695
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>>69175309
>Mayor wont be getting vote from me
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>>69170660
>tfw you realize Reddit is funnier than /tv/
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>>69175309
Not my fly girl!
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This ain't ovah
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>>69171474
Oh you know, that moustache parade they have every year
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>>69175309
>takes out double barreled shotgun
>fires 3 shots
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>>69175437
it's where the cool kids who are well adjusted and useful to society hang out
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>>69168081
You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave And Save!"
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>>69175810
was that a nod to Tommy Cooper?
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The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan, "Up With Miniskirts". We all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse in concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.
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LEMONADE?
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>>69175063
>the satanic versus junior illustrated edition

fuck me they were sly early on
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>he's like a non-giving-up School Guy
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>>69168024
I LOVE YOU, DR ZAIUS.
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>>69176296
I didn't get this one the first time I saw it
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>>69168024
I HATE EVERY AGENCY
FROM CIA TO CIZ
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME

OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG
IT WAS BANE ALL ALONG
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY (yes, we finally made a big guy)
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME!!!!

I love you, Dr. Pavel!
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>>69176356
I still don't get it.
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>>69176565
Chuck as Snuck's Fuck & Suck
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>>69176623
I feel foolish, thank you.
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>>69176482
Cancer
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>>69175728
why did you crop yourself out of this picture?
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>>69176482
Jesus Christ
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>>69176482
I chuckled anon
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>>69167236
It was awkward because Christopher Reeves did a cameo in the episode and he was sitting right across the table.
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>>69168012
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Have the first 2 seasons and I haven't bothered to watch them yet.
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>>69176482

Why is Skinner Bill Wilson and not Troy McClure?
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>>69172491
if i wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have gone to the orange eating class!
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>>69175713
The first shot was just a bluff

Idiot
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>>69176482
Truly the best that /tv/ has to offer
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>>69175968
PLEASE
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>>69176718

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>69176482

12/10
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>>69175898
look ar those swinging teats
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>>69171196

seriously?
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>>69168552

you want me to ask the cat? cuz the cat's gonna get it
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>>69170792
can someone spoonfeed plz
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>>69168059
How the fuck was it brilliant? All he did was tell never loudly and people applauded.
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>>69170660
Take a good look /tv/

That line is how you sound everyday
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>>69171474
I sill laugh at that face he's making in the photo
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YOU FLYBOYS CRACK ME UP
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hehe, far out, man
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>>69170065

>mfw my first car was a geo
>mfw top speed was 80mph and it felt like it was about to fall apart at that speed
>mfw first time I fingered a girl was in that car

fucking memories bro.
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>>69176623
Not snucks you dumbass
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>>69180025
I'm sorry Kurt. We didn't all go to gudger college.
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>>69175437
Neither top or bottom was funny, only the berating reply was there to fuck with them.

GOD I HATE REDDIT STOP FUCKING BAITING ME
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>>69171248
There was some contemporary show on HGTV or AMC or something with two fags that looked like that. It's a dated reference.
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>>69176482
Fucking hell
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>>69175063
>Tek War
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