Is Joss Whedon the biggest cuck that ever lived
>As many fans may know, and Olsen explained on last night’s Late Night With Seth Meyers, Olsen was reassured by Age of Ultron director Joss Whedon before she took the role that she would never have to don the kinds of ensembles Scarlet Witch does in the original Marvel stories.
>He said there’s this character, Scarlet Witch, that I’m interested in, for you to play,” Olsen recalled of their initial meeting. “Then he said, ‘And when you go home and Google her, just know that you will never, ever have to wear what she wears in the comics.”
>I did ballet growing up, but that’s not a confident look,” she added as she gazed at an image of the comic book character busting out of her leotard.
>>69140625
>I assure you, I will never be faithful to the source material in any way.
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>>69140625
Fuck you Joss
>>69140625
In the comics, Scarlet Witch probably has the most retarded avengers costume of all time. Well, her and Simon Williams.
>>69140625
>not posting the video
why even bother, fuckhead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUVhC05jr1g
>>69141097
the source material is shit
>instead you will have no costume at all
Whats the point then? Im fine with what she has now but why would he want to use her character when he doesn't like how she looks and sarcastically talks down about it?
>>69141152
>>69140625
Don't her tits bonce around in the movie anyway?
Guys, comic costumes are super fedora. All the dudes are basically clad head to toe in colorful spandex, and all the girls are wearing swimsuits a size too small. It's obvious hetero teenage fantasy material. It's not even remotely realistic.
Olivia Munns costume for the new X-Men is the closest I've seen to an actual female comic costume, and it looks ridiculous. She has really nice thighs though.
>>69141443
you are retarded and are unable to comprehend even the most basic points. you are one of those reddit faggots who can't understand the difference between sexualization and objectification.
kill yourself.
>>69140625
good thing he's gone and someone with brains and won't pander to SJW retards will do the right thing.
>>69141463
Yea, and comics are ridiculous. Its not supposed to be realistic, the entire concept is fucking retarded and the movies have pretensions of realism that make adults think theyre cool for liking it as if you're above the retarded shit comics are really about. You know what's actually "fedora"? Taking a children's property with colorful costumes and super villains and thinking you're making it realistic and serious by putting everyone in normal clothes or black leather.
He can't write characters for shit. It's all the same character with slightly altered quips.
Best thing he's ever done was just a spectacular ripoff it's a wonder why he wasn't sued into the ground.
>>69141578
Scarlet Witch never uttered a "quip" or had the same character as anyone else in the movie.
>>69141574
>tips fedora, sheathes katana
>>69140625
No, but you are.
>>69141634
Hi Joss
>>69141623
*teleports behind you*
Wanna say that to my face?
He's a master director.
>>69141678
I dont even like this movie and still see nothing wrong with this. He's strong.
>>69141389
>The only important thing is how a character looks
>>69141715
Its weird that you're saying that because thats not what I said. The OP is about her costume so I talked about her costume, if OP talked about her character I would talk about her character.
>>69140625
I still think Angel is one if the best tv shows and Serenity is a solid movie
>>69141772
>why would he want to use her character when he doesn't like how she looks
Because how she looks is literally the least important thing about her character.
>>69141846
>Serenity is a solid movie
Only if you saw it first and then Firefly
Don't get me wrong I love both but there were some decisions in Serenity which wade no sensewhy kill off wash and book
>>69141209
>that ending
>hand campaign
She was working real hard to not say "hand job"
>>69141097
>she's not wearing she same outfit
SACRILEGE
Cry more aspie
>>69141935
I'm not even part of the convesation but you are hilarious. I see what you are doing.
>>69141574
Shut the fuck up.
With your line of thinking we never would have gotten shit like The Dark Knight.
Kill yourself family.
>>69141846
Yeah Angel's fucking great. Whedon's alright in my book, the hateboner faggots have against him is ridiculous.
>>69141152
Looks dumb.
>>69141574
>it's supposed to be dumb
fuck off
>>69141846
Nothing wrong with that
>>69141514
>>69141463
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>>69142110
>With your line of thinking we never would have gotten shit like The Dark Knight.
We never will from Marvel.
>>69142644
They're in the business of making flicks, nothing wrong with that.
It's like Marvel goes around acting like their movies are high brow cinema or anything.
>>69140625
He's a colossal cuck but he's no Anthony Burch
>>69142715
*not
>>69142196
>He missed the point
>he doesn't want to see this >>69141435
in screen
>>69142750
Go fap to some cosplay then, m8.
>>69142177
I think he has trouble with having any sort of budget. Which is why he does well on TV, but his movies tend to feel off. He's very good at dialogue but he seems to forget that when he has the opportunity to do special effects. He's also terrible at one-liners, which is not the same as dialogue.
Serenity was good because it was a spinoff of the TV show known for its dialogue, and the story is very good. The parts that rely on effects and action.. Eh.
Avengers 1 was very good, I thought, because it had a large amount of character content - the opening sequence was okay, but once they start the recruitment sequence (from Widow's interrogation until the Helicarrier), there's lots of good character interaction and dialogue. Once Loki escapes and the Hulk is driven away, the movie kind of slides down into an ordinary action movie, but the goodwill built up from the first half carries it to the end.
Avengers 2 had very little character interaction; it was far more action and one-liners (quips). The party scene was good, because they were just allowed to interact, and Ulysses Klaue's scene was good, because he was able to use his cuttlefish comment to tell Scarlet Witch that he was too self-aware to succumb to his fears (that is, he knew what they were and could deal with them, unlike the Avengers). Props to Andy Serkis.
>>69140625
Should have gotten based Larkin Love to play the roll, the acting would have been better too
>>69143147
>He's very good at dialogue
ITT: children proving their street cred by hating on a very competent and talented filmmaker.
Go cry more.
>>69141610
Quicksilver had enough for both of them.
Muh shattered childhood villain who learns the err of her ways is even more cliche than his usual characters anyways.
>>69143928
That's like all of /tv/ man. I don't browse this board often but every thread that discusses something popular it's always a crowd shitting on it.
It's just like /v/ but for movies.
>wears a corset anyway just with a leather jacket over it
it's not really that different. the headpiece would've looked retarded anyway
>siding with sjw's
>gets cannibalized by them
>deletes twitter
dude is a pandering faggot and deserved it
>>69143649
He is good at dialogue. As in, conversations. He thinks he's good at quips, but he's shit at them.
>>69141678
what is thaaaaat
>>69144881
That was a good time
Did he ever go back to twitter?
>>69141463
>all the girls are wearing swimsuits a size too small
Fit attractive women generally dress like that when
given the choice. Ever been to the gym fatty?
>>69141209
holy shit she is qt as fuck
heart conquered
>>69140625
HORK! HORK! HORK!
>>69141935
>Because how she looks is literally the least important thing about her character.
Come on now. Have you actually seen the movies? Her character is uninteresting shallow garbage.
>>69140625
Uhh.
He literally makes children's movies. Of course he doesn't want the characters to look like whores.
He's not like Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
For as much money as these "actors" are making for playing the most superficial characters around, they will wear whatever the guy writing the checks fucking wants them to.
apparently Joss hates The Punisher too because he is just a big meanie and a fascist apparently.
I like firefly (don't really care for his capeshit) but god damn this man makes enjoying some of his work hard when he keeps reminding the world what a gigantic pussy he is.
>>69143328
>w-w-why are you dressed like that, mommy?
>>69141362
>>69141997
Damage control
>>69145115
And her costume would have made 0 difference to that.
>>69145054
No she's not, she's your typical Hollywood whore
Get some taste
>>69143328
WAIT WAIT HOLD UP, does Larkin have a video of that? Her Power Girl videos are great, and I shamefully enjoy my superheroine porn which I have a distressingly hard time getting since a lot of it is small rapey fetish companies that get shit removed fast.
>>69145822
At least she would have been eye candy. Let's not pretend any of these sluts can act.
marvel is just so shit at everything, i really do not understand how they are successful.
>>69143928
Joss isn't a talented filmmaker even if he's right about SW's costume being retarded.
>>69146293
what a fucker
>>69146146
Because look at their competition
>>69146347
the X-men movies are far better than marvel trash.
DC movies too.
>>69140625
It's a tough choice between Wil Wheaton and him but I think he wins for his reaction when the feminists turned on him
>>69146293
I'm actually ok with this since big porn studio parody porns are almost always god-awful, but Larkin's self made porn tends to be really good.
>>69141610
>Scarlet Witch never uttered a "quip"
Might wanna watch the movie sometime, before spewing bullshit.
This fucking idiot ruined Marvel for me, i hope he kills himself.
>>69145270
Oohhh fu-fuck, stop that. Boner pls.
>>69141610
Why did you quote quip? It's a very strict word with no ambiguity.
>>69142110
Are you implying you take The Dark Knight seriously? It's not absolutely absurb in your eyes?
Also, are you implying it's a good movie because it strayed away from popular Batman representation? Because it didn't.
Why are you implying so many stupid, stupid things?
>>69141463
>all the girls are wearing swimsuits a size too small
Pic related is an example of a female costume done right. She looks like a sorceress.
>>69146285
>people don't wear leotards/jumpsuits in real life
Go outside anon
Its not like its any more ridiculous than Captain America's, not to mention Vision.
If you Kate Beckinsale's costume in underworld and gave it a red tint it would be near identical to the comic witch costume, then add a hairband. easy.Though I do really like the Age of ultron costume
>>69146404
Singer is fucking garbage. He turned into some leather clad homo-erotic bullshit.
>>69140625
>Scarlet Witch is beautiful and elegent
>You don't have to be either of these things
>>69146745
the new one looks like shit but almost all the x-men movies are great, or at worst they are entertaining.
>>69145226
Joss wrote an appearance of Frank in the comics where he gets defeated in one punch by a little girl just to try and shit on the character, little did Whedong know the little girl one punched Wolverine in a previous issue too but instead of managing to stay standing like Frank he goes flying through a door so it ended up making him look more badass.
>>69140625
>"I TOOK THE JOB PLAYING A CHARACTER BUT REJECTED AND REFUSED TO PLAY THE CHARACTER THE WAY SHE TRADITIONALLY LOOKS!"
Fucking liberals. No professionalism at all.
>>69145270
why is always doing mom stuff when she doesn't even look 30?
>>69140625
>Don't worry Elizabeth, no skimpy outfits, I promise
>OK Chris, I'm going to have to insist you take your shirt off for this scene
>>69146741
Doesn't change the fact that SW's outfit is fucking retarded.
>>69146778
some things work better in a comic, like a girl doing dangerous stuff in a bikini, because its easier to suspend disbelief when its all fake.
If Scarlet Witch was running around on that flying city from Avengers 2 in a bikini, you would be thinking why the fuck is Scarlett Witch wearing a bikini on a floating fucking city?
>>69146951
Plus it's a pain in the ass to block and film.
>whelp, can't use that take, her tit fell out
>>69141578
>quips
Last avengers film I saw, that one where the city flies up in the air for some reason it was so utterly cringeworthy.
Just character after character spouting quip after quip to each other as if this is some how meant to be entertaining. Feels like he read a review where someone thought the banter between characters was good and he extrapolated that to just make all dialog quips.
>>69146844
'cause with the right wig and dress she can pull it off better than most. She isn't the pinnacle of mommyporn but she does some good shit.
>>69146951
>thinking about what your seeing
>watching capeshit
Things that don't happen for 10 points
>>69146928
It isn't though, its a corset over a jumpsuit with a crown and a cape. Its pretty tame.
>>69146951
She doesn't wear a bikini though.
>>69147078
Typical Hollywood style of making films. "Is it hard, time consuming and not a decision that will make the most amount of shekels possible? Don't do it."
>>69141623
*flashsteps behind you, cutting you in half in an instant*
pshh, nothing personal kid.
him & kevin smith should start a band.
someone post the webm of smith hiding his bald spot
>>69147247
Even posting this as satire is abhorrent
Although edgy atheists with katanas and people who watch this tripe probably are the same people
>>69147158
And you would, you crime-fighting super hero woman, you.
>>69140625
Wait what? That ugly bitch is an Olsen?
>>69147205
>>>69140625 (OP)
corset, leotard, whatever the fuck. I think it was obvious to everyone else i wasn't being literal.
>>69145054
No anon.
She belongs to Evans.
>>69146844
*SPOILER ALERT*Because the pretend son is underage.
>>69146844
Cause it's role-playing for a sexual thrill, not an Oscar.
>>69147460
If >>69141152
is what she wears in the comics, I can totally see the point. That shit's basically lingerie. It's not a corset over a leotard.
>>69147619
How could we possibly keep the suspension of disbelief if the costumes make no sense!!
>>69147258
>>69147687
>i want to see boobies in my capeshit but i won't admit it so i'll pretend it's some kind of integrity issue
>>69147410
And all the goth chicks that wear that sort of shit all the time.
Also this isn't a documentary or a serious character drama we're talking about.
Its about colorful WWII propaganda posterboy who was frozen in the arctic teaming up with a norse god, a billionaire with a robot suit, a Dr Jekyll style green monster and a femme fatalle Russian Spy to fight assorted villians building up to a purple space gorilla with a magic glove.
Its as pulpy as you can fucking get.
>>69147769
I want to see boobies and booty always
>>69147773
Now it's goth chicks who wear shit for attention. Goalposts getting heavy?
>>69147751
>Dat Xtina
T H I C K
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>>69147619
Its colored in an unflattering way, the costume is basically the same as pic relate but red.
>>69147751
Jesus. He should learn when to cut his losses and just shave his goddamn head. I went bald in my 20s and had to shave that shit.
>>69147826
Me, too.
I just have the ability to admit that it's just for the faps, not some kind of storyline integrity issue or blame the actress for not wanting to run around in Fredrick's of Hollywood get-up in fight scenes to provide them.
>>69147871
is that the super nintendo gun?
>>69147751
jesus christ kevin smith is such a fucking pussy.
>>69147876
hes a fucking pathetic cuck animal manchild getting cucked right in that webm
>>69142177
Cabin in The Woods and Avengers series are both complete garbage.
He's fallen off.
>>69147832
I haven't moved any goalposts.
>>69147751
>>69147871
That's not too bad, true. But is it what Whedon/Olson were referring to? If that's her outfit, where did >>69141152 come from?
>when she changes into that red corset in Civil War and her giant tits are bouncing all over the place
muh DICK
also she looked beautiful in the vision cooking scene
>>69147082
It took all the gas out of the scene just like it did in the intro. It wasn't as ridiculous as before but now with so many same-y characters it's becoming way too formulaic just like all the forced love interests and black best friends.
>>69148051
ok now im going to go see it.
tell me more
>>69147998
Fat Christina is best Christina.
>>69148007
They've colored the arms and legs too lightly so it looks like skin. Its also a pin up drawing, its probably fan art but I could be wrong.
>>69147751
You can see the visible anger in her face when she snaps that head back
>>69140625
>‘And when you go home and Google her, just know that you will never, ever have to wear what she wears in the comics.
Listen, I think Joss is a complete faggot like everyone else, but am I the only one who thinks this is completely sensible? He sounds pretty pathetic, sure, but I bet actresses drop roles all the time based on their source material character looking like a ridiculous slut.
>>69148172
no retard
you say nothing and if the actress doesnt ask about the outfit after doing her research then you can put her in that shit because she obviously doesnt care.
>>69148007
here's another pic.
>>69147916
Didn't even read your post cause it smelled like cuck
I haven't watched these films at all since I don't have autism
>>69148126
When I google "scarlet witch" "original outfit" it's what pops in the comic art. Whedon just reassured her she wouldn't be wearing that.
So everything they said here is sensible.
>>69148172
She was nude as shit in the Oldboy remake. She doesn't care.
>>69148219
I dunno Anon, I think it's a wise business decision to tell an actress she isn't going to look like a comic book porn parody slut.
Because that's exactly what the original Scarlet Witch outfit looks like.
>>69147751
>>69148140
Am I missing something, What's going on in this webm?
He's denying Christina a congratulations?>
I knew that he's a hack after Alien: Resurection. Every entry in the series was taking its own direction, his movie was pure trash. It's the worst shlock and I'm certain that he can't ever go beyond that.
>>69148324
Oldboy wasn't a comic book movie made for children, you silly goose.
>>69147466
He is good. They deserve each other.
>>69148393
Whedon isn't that bad as long as he has producers smacking him on the nose and saying NO. The only reason BTVS/AtS/Firefly were decent is because the WB and Fox had their foot on his neck. If he gets creative freedom, he's incapable of producing non-shit.
>>69148339
watch carefully
smith spills spaghetti on stage in front of xtina and dies inside when he realizes she can see his baldspot from behind him.
xtina snaps her head back in disgust because the bald spot is right in her face and smiths fat frame is denying her a hug from the black bull.
>>69140625
>Olsen was reassured by Age of Ultron director Joss Whedon before she took the role that she would never have to don the kinds of ensembles Scarlet Witch does in the original Marvel stories.
but Scarlet Witch has a great costume
>>69148419
Capeshit isn't made for children
It's made for people with a very low IQ sure, including young autistic children but that isn't the main audience
It's made for teens and young adults
>>69147751
The first time i watched this i thought Smith was ignoring Aguilera and that's why she gives him that side eye at the end, but the depth of field is all wrong. She's standing in front of him at the beginning, she just apparently can't hide her disgust for this human wretch. Fucking kek
>>69148533
fags dont notice
>>69140625
>does ballet
>thinks a leotard and cape isn't classy
Fucking hell, this is why we get that eyesore boring as shit red jacket Slav look?
>>69148550
>>69141463
All super hero costumes are a hybrid of wrestling outfits and bondage gear by legacy and design. Even iron man's colour scheme is like that of a wrestling leotard.
>>69148616
now SHE should have been in capeshit at her peak
>>69148007
Fan art which poorly interpreted the actual character design
>>69146293
I love her so much
can't wait to fap to it
>>69148629
People here seem to think they were designed to look believable. But really they were supposed to look like the things pop stars wore at concerts.
Because that's what capeshit is, a fusion between pop and hero myths.
>>69147998
T H I C C C C C C C
>>69147871
this and burtons catwomen pretty much jumped started my latex fetish
>>69146833
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>69147466
CAN'T PISS ON CHRIS
Someone should snatch his punani
>>69140625
>>69149754
Whoever made this is gay as fuck
>>69150093
Honk honk
Imagine if a girl in the real world developed super powers and was extremely attractive. How do you think she would dress?
I'm not trying to make a point, I'm seriously asking. If they decided to go the superhero route, they'd obviously design a costume for themselves. Do you think it'd be sexy, modest or something else entirely?
>>69150133
She'd dress like a whore.
>>69150133
What's her superpower?
>>69150133
If she was even remotely attractive, her outfit would be slutty as fuck. Have you seen instagram?
>>69150289
female privilege
>>69150509
What is her gender
![u5Og2y4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KCvBOGF.jpg "u5Og2y4[1].jpg")
>>69141463
Do you mean to say a woman who looks like this can't be taken seriously?!
>>69150133
she wouldn't put as much effort into whoring it up as if she were going out to a club or something, but she would definitely wear some lululemon shit and make sure to show off every inch of her body.
>>69150647
>but she would definitely wear some lululemon shit and make sure to show off every inch of her body and because it's "comfortable"
forgot that part.
>>69150620
I'd seriously take her.
>>69150647
She'd wear a jump-suit looking outfit. Something sporty. Why the hell would you show skin going to a superhero fight?
![parkcollage7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RNMjAuR.jpg "parkcollage7[1].jpg")
>>69150819
breh, if a hot chick got superman's powers, she would most likely wear pic related or a bikini. Her tit flopping out would be an "oops" she'd love to have.
>>69150574
Male
>>69150289
Something extremely generic. Like super strength with some other bullshit mixed in like Wonder Woman or Supergirl.
>>69150983
You've actually never left your house, have you? We're not talking about going to a club, but a costume for battle.
Jesus Christ, you forget sometimes most of this board has never spoke to a woman.
>>69151123
What's she called
Her power should be sucking alimony and justing young male actors
>>69141463
And yet the only truly good superhero movie ever made proved you wrong.
I think the problem is more that you're an anti fun post-modern millenial faggot.
>>69141463
>and all the girls are wearing swimsuits a size >too small.
Fuck off SJW
>>69151144
how hard are you projecting? I'm not even talking about the club, no woman would be caught dead wearing her running gear at a club.
Let's get autistic about it. A. they don't have battle clothes at their disposal. The closest thing they'll have would be some leather pants and jacket, which they wouldn't wear. B. Function never takes priority. All things being equal, they'll go for what looks "cute." An invincible woman would wear her cutest workout outfit because it looks good and is comfortable. She wouldn't need pads or strong resistant materials, she would just need what shows her ass and tits in the best light.
>>69151188
>dude basically clad head to toe in colorful spandex
>post picture of a dude basically clad head to toe in colorful spandex
>wrong
>>69151316
Superman was fucking awesome
What exactly is your point dickhead?
>>69150620
Anyone that can't take her seriously he's a body shaming shitlord.
The top-heavy have been suppressed for too long in Hollywood! Actresses have had to endure breast reductions because of ignorant, insecure females. Well no more i say.
>>69151418
no one ever said he/it wasn't. Learn to read you fucking retard.
>>69145226
I heard that Firefly is very similar to cowboy bebop, this true?
>>69148080
Up until airport she wears her floaty dress and thigh-highs, it's intense if you're into that (those low angles), but they deny you the tits.
Then they switch it up when she puts on the corset and trousers and all the camera shots of her doing her wavy arms magic show you the bounce.
>>69140625
>choosing to change the original costume to make it fit in more with the cinematic story and as something plausible for an origin story
Sure, fine , no problem, her sitting in her cell in the OG costume wuold have been retarded.
>"do not fret, small female, for I am Joss Whedon and I will protect you from the evil of tits"
Fucking retarded.
>MFW THINKING OF YOU HURTING
>>69151601
Bueno
Ticket time
>>69151268
>they don't have battle clothes at their disposal
Why? The anon asked if a woman with superpowers designed her own outfit, what would it look like. No one said a damned thing about invincible, either.
Hurr, she wouldn't have access to this or that. Why the fuck not? Someone going into melee combat isn't going to have something that can be grabbed. She's not going to wear cleavage-showing shit where her tit might popout.
A swimmer doesn't wear a bikini to a meet, though she might to the beach. Your fixation on the idea that women are so shallow they'd rather look cute in a fight than protected is the most telling thing about you.
>>69151596
It's more a wholesale ripoff of all space westerns but most recognizably Outlaw Star in that it literally has the same 'chick in a suitcase' plot beat.
So whats our name for our new superpowered /TV/ girl.
I might draw her
>>69151651
>The anon asked if a woman with superpowers designed her own outfit, what would it look like.
>Imagine if a girl in the real world developed super powers and was extremely attractive. How do you think she would dress?
I answered this question without getting autistic about it.
>No one said a damned thing about invincible, either.
but I did. see: >>69150983
stopped reading your post there. Go have an autism fit with someone else.
>>69141846
>>69142177
Angel and Buffy ALWAYS had 3-5 other peers with his level of creative control at any one time, not to mention the cast and crew were tight knit enough for plenty of people to be taken on board if they had creative ideas.
To claim it's all his work is clearly wrong.
He's like a new George Lucas, but one who's able to keep the normies fooled.
>>69151651
>A swimmer doesn't wear a bikini to a meet, though she might to the beach. Your fixation on the idea that women are so shallow they'd rather look cute in a fight than protected is the most telling thing about you.
I think your SJW brain clouded you from reading the posts. Take a breath, calm down, and objectively read all the posts a few times before getting triggered and posting like a retard.
>>69145054
Good.
>>69151724
>>69151780
>but i did
Yes, but that's not relevant to the original question, just like her not having access equipment isn't. That's just the last two times you moved the goalposts.
>Go have an autism fit with someone else.
Stop exposing your bullshit, you mean.
>posting like a retard.
Show me a single fucking instance where what I said was inaccurate. You can't.
>>69150620
I'd take her, seriously.
>>69147916
>>69147769
>y-yuh fap material
>>>/v/
>>69151747
>we can't have Scarlet Witch wearing outfits showing skin!
>literally the only reason Buffy stopped wearing lowcut blouses and miniskirts is SMG negotiated costume control in the contract
His whole muh feminism shit is a complete facade.
>>69147876
>shaving your head when you go bald
idk man that always makes people look insecure imo
just wear it with pride
>>69151984
>That's just the last two times you moved the goalposts.
goal posts that don't exists. I defined her superpowers and I established her access to her clothes. Coming from the guy accusing others of never talking to girls that you think they would sit down and put thought and effort into making a functional "battle" uniform.
>It's a Joss goes full SJW then gets attacked by SJWs for not being SJW enough episode
>>69146802
That's the thing about Marvel, they are entertaining too, and they have likeable characters besides Wolverine.
>>69152072
depends on if they can pull off shaving their head or not. The balding look never looks good.
>>69146293
Lol the porn industry sounds fucking hilarious
>>69146580
Go ahead, tell us one of SW's quips in AoU.
>>69152149
Unless you asked the original question, you don't get to define the superpowers. Nor do you get to define her access to gear. Christ, is the definition of moving goalposts.
>Coming from the guy accusing others of never talking to girls that you think they would sit down and put thought and effort into making a functional "battle" uniform.
Coming from a guy who insists a warrior would go for "cute" rather than function. How are you doing in school, kiddo?
>>69152410
jesus christ, how autistic are you? Have you actually even met a girl before?
>Unless you asked the original question, you don't get to define the superpowers.
I do if they aren't defined in the question. Please, do yourself and humanity a favor and fucking kill yourself.
>>69152410
>a warrior
no one said a warrior, stop moving goalposts.
>>69152308
> If you stay here you'll die.
> I just did. Do you know how it felt?
*rips out Ultron's heart*
> Like that.
>>69141955
They said they couldn't commit to possible sequels.
>>69143147
Joss Whedon's dialog is robotic and inhuman sounding and he can't direct actors to save his life. Drink every time a line is stilted or delivered poorly in Serenity and you'll shit your kidneys by the time there's a sword fight between characters who have no reason to fight or fight with swords
>>69152609
A quip is a comedic one liner.
That is just a sarcastic remark.
She didn't really have anything.
>>69152655
Take out the first two lines then.
>>69152681
>''Like that'' is a quip
Good day.
>>69152717
Yeah she didn't really have any that one's a stretch but I'll chalk it up to having barely any lines altogether. I'm guessing Civil War has a few nuggets.
What was that British(i think) show that firefly totally ripped off?
>>69152072
Like the other anon said, balding never looks decent unless you get a widow's peak with no big bald spot or duck fluff thinning elsewhere. Even a tubbablub like him would look fine with a shaved head, especially since he can grow a decent beard.
The key to decent shaved head status is not going full skinhead. Completely shaved head only works for some people, buzzed down to stubble almost always works for everyone though, women too.
>>69152747
She doesn't have a single one in Civil War.
The closest thing is a sarcastic remark to Tony about him confining her to the Avengers HQ.
>>69151596
Firefly takes the cowboy part literally and has people dress like the 1800's and herd cows in space.
>>69152785
I thought it was a Cowboy Bebop ripoff.I don't watch Taiwanese cartoons though, so I wouldn't know.
>>69146698
>Are you implying you take The Dark Knight seriously? It's not absolutely absurb in your eyes?
What's there not to take seriously about it? It has everything from Greek mythology to Nietzsche in it, it's a thinking man's film.
>>69152907
It is, but some anon posted a video for a live action show that was even closer, just lower budget and older.
>>69146844
because that's the age of most poster's moms
if you get what I mean
>>69141678
>Audience claps and cheers
>>69147871
pic related is a pretty good compromise if you ask me
>>69140625
we already have enough sluts.
let us have pure women from time to time
>>69152889
Maybe they don't work with that broken russian accent. That funky arm dancing does not work on film though it makes the effect way too obvious and looks stupid to boot.
>>69153149
What does that have to do with anything said up until now?
>>69153173
It's a side note regarding the character of discussion.
Either the swimsuit, or the straight up whore outfit from Ultimates, pic related.
Neither of them really fit the character.
>>69147466
Such sick shades mane
>>69141435
Source?
I really hope she doesn't age as terribly as her sisters
>>69153343
She already has jowls second only to Maggie Gyllenhaal. It's only going to get worse from here on.
>>69153409
She had them since she was 15, pic related.
>>69152952
Red Dwarf?
>>69141362
Regardless
>>69140625
I agree with Joss, she should be wearing a burka
>>69153445
no. this one had the exact same slutty, but cute and friendly mechanic.
>>69141574
/co/ pls
>>69153071
Really?
That didn't happen in my theater
>>69140625
he looks like Louis C(uc)K
>>69140625
What's the deal with Elizabeth's uncontrollable gas? Is it just poor diet?
>>69153437
she's one of those girls that has obvious flaws but is still hot, so she actually kind of seems attainable and that makes her even hotter
that maybe-in-your-league hotness
I'm fucking ugly tho so not really, but you know what I mean
>>69152264
it's possible
>>69153784
It's more that she has a ''girl-next-door'' look.
>>69153765
you're a real faggot
>>69140625
Why is he such a sex hating bitch?
>>69153784
>she's one of those girls that has obvious flaws
I'll say
>>69153782
>>69153831
No, it's uncontrolable memeing from your part because you can't handle perfection.
>>69143147
Andy is very underrated
>>69153836
It's not "memeing" if it's IRL
>>69153859
It's not, but the fact that you put so much work on her with these edits tells me you probably love her.
