what is he thinking here, /tv/?

SPARED NO EXPENSE

>>69138531
I shouldn't have welcomed them to Jurassic Park

>I'll show them.

>>69138531
WELCOME TO CRETACEOUS FIELD

>Tyrannosaurus Forrest

>I'll have my grandsons pester Dr. Grant throughout the whole tour.

>these fences that rely on electricity to work here on this small, isolated island are literally infallible

>i hope they don't find out i actually did spare some expenses

>25 years old gimme a fuckin break nigga wat u think this is general hospital or some shit bitch u aint luke perry fuck outta here with yo 40 year old ass

Chili and sea bass

*lets out silent fart*
>the chef served too much chili with that seabass

Welcome....to John Hammond's Discount Dino Emporium

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>>69138531
I'd spare no expense to tap that ass

time to eat you know what

>i can't wait to get home and fuck my way through my dinosaur/person hybrid harem

IMAGINE

>>69138531
>is she really 25 years old?