2014
>The Babadook is amazing! Best horror movie in many years!
>It's mediocre at best.
2015
>It Follows is amazing! Best horror movie in many years!
>It's okay at best.
2016
>The Witch is amazing! Best horror movie in many years!
>It's boring. Nothing fucking happens.
When will this trend die?
All three are good movies. What's the problem, they're popular? Too subtle for the jumpscare audience?
Just watched The Witch last night, really effective and spooky, measured and haunting.
When you get some taste, pleb.
>any year
>The Shawshank Redemption is a great movie!
>it has no depth whatsoever and is predictable as shit
All of them are numale movies.
babadook a shit
>>69138278
>whaaaaa where are my jumpscares
4chan is 18+
It Follows was legitimately amazing right up until that retarded fucking ending, then.. yea, it was just okay.
>>69138278
It Follows was terrible, so /tv/ is still 2 out of 3.
>>69138686
This is even dumber than the "not enough explosions" meme.
>>69138735
Your're waifu is terrible, go fuck yourself
>>69138766
>whaaaa memes
leddit ==========>
>>69138799
can't even meme correctly, aren't you missing 2nd period?
>>69138278
>>It's boring. Nothing fucking happens.
you know how I know you're a pleb? I Haven't even seen this movie and already know that your opinion is worthless
>>69138278
The Witch confirmed for 2016's best pleb filter
>>69138278
>This pleb doesn't want to live deliciously
Disgusting
>>69138278
Most horror movies are shit, so the mediocre ones stand out and seem amazing in comparison
>liked the babadook
>liked the witch
>havent seen it follows
Should I watch it then?
>>69139111
YEAH its good
>>69138686
I havent seen the witch but the other two movies the OP mentioned are complete shit
>it's a /tv/ being /tv/ i.e. plebs - episode
>>69139111
It's awful and has teenage girl acting. Worst movie i have seen in the last couple of years
>>69139166
Go watch SAW or something then.
>>69139312
Saw is a much better movie than anything in the OP.
>>69139341
memelenial pls
>>69139366
I have no idea what that even means.
>>69138278
There has never been a scary movie ever made. Film is just not scary. The best you can hope for is well made film with interesting characters, and I thought the babadook was fine in this regard.
>>69139408
It means he doesn't realize that he's a millennial.
>>69139408
Means your taste is as shit as they come.
>>69139473
>>69139479
I should have guessed Saw wasn't /tv/ approved. It's a very good thriller and just because it's got a lot of shitty sequels doesn't mean it sucks.
>>69139431
>There has never been a scary movie ever made.
Every horror movie thread, there is always this one faggot...
>>69139615
That faggot is right though.
>>69139431
Eh... i know what you mean and mostly agree but there are spooky, tense, unsettling films. Bergman's Hour of the Wolf or Shame, The Cell, the parental psycho-pathos of the Babadook, the it's always coming/std allegory of It Follows, and the all alone in the spooky woods of the witch. Not like, omg I'm scared but, nice, this is spooky.
>>69139633
So you're telling me that no movie has ever scared you in the slightest? You've never felt fear or fright watching any movie?
>>69139431
So was the witch
i really liked this but why would the qt girl become a witch when her whole family was killed by one?
also the satan scene was goat.
>>69138278
i'm sure you eat your steak well done. with a coke and lots of ketchup.
>>69142297
>why would she accept a life of living deliciously when she most likely will die alone in a few days?
>>69138278
I just saw it last night.
The score was creepy as fuck. The dad was a good actor. The stuff with the actual witch was genuinely creepy, especially when Caleb is slowly walking up to her and then her old lady hand grabs him.
I was indifferent to everything else.
>>69142297
Her life was a dour dead-end, why not?
>>69142792
this.
also the art direction was great.
>>69142792
>The score was creepy as fuck.
Reminded me of Jonny Greenwood, really effective.
Dad was a great actor yeah, just read an interview where he said (after losing 30 lbs for the role, and a lot of strength) he and Black Phillip legitimately hated each other from the first time they met eyes, and early on Black Phillip rammed him in the ribs, fucking his shit up, so he had to act on painkillers for the next few weeks, struggling to wrestle w/ the crazed devil goat.
>>69142749
>>69142900
they said they were 2 days from the town.
>>69138278
Babadook was really good fuck off op
>>69143046
No horse
Besides, what do you think would happen to her when she tried to tell them of what happened?
>>69143046
So she goes to the town and gets married off to some stinky rube who rapes her after she does tedious work all day for the rest of her life vs sexy spooky naked witch parties
>>69142297
She probably wasn't thinking, she just saw that her life is literally obliterated and there is nothing left for her. Maybe she really did think she was bringing all this death to the family.
Also, if she went to town, or people discovered her, they probably would've burned her anyways.
>would thou like a taste of butter?
post yfw she gleefully accepts Satan's propositions
>>69142297
>but why would the qt girl become a witch when her whole family was killed by one?
What would you rather chose? Being a young, attractive and powerful witch living deliciously or a puritan girl who will probably get accused accused of murder and witchcraft living in poverty in the middle of a forest?
>>69138713
It went to shit as soon as the thing grabs the main girl's hair at the beach. It went from being this abstract creepy antagonist to just another movie monster in my eyes.
Tomasin was a hotie.
I was hoping there was going to be an incest plot with her brother or her father.
>>69139791
not him, but the last time i was scared watching a film, i was a child and that movie was resident evil the 2nd one. it made me leave the cinema, and before that it was american werewolf in paris.
never felt any fear watching movies since then though. the faggots right.
>>69143156
Babadook is good, the other two are awful
>>69143180
>i was a child and that movie was resident evil the 2nd one
>I was a child
>Resident Evil 2
>>69143120
>>69143130
she could join the church, that would be logic.
also she could work, remember they were in a strictly ruled community and her family was massacred.
>>69143130
neat. she didn't have nothing to loose.
>It's boring. Nothing fucking happens.
bait
>>69138278
>STOP LIKING THINGSSSSSS
>>69143257
>bait
bait
>>69143220
>evans poster confirmed as an old fart
figures
>>69143046
And when she arrives she gets burned at the stake or thrown in a lake.
>>69138278
The Babadook 7/10
It Follows 8/10
The Witch 9/10
This is my objectively subjective opinion
Can't wait for the 10/10 horror movie in 2017
the witch wasn't too scary but heretic in the exorcist levels
>>69143164
same
>>69143230
>murders her mom
>nothing to lose
lmao
>>69143220
i dont get it, whats tickling evan?
>>69143337
>Can't wait for the 10/10 horror movie in 2017
Any ideas what that would be?
>>69139341
>i share a lifetime with these people
Anyone else think young VVitch was Robotfu?
>>69143347
>the witch wasn't too scary
Jesus fucking christ man. She wasn't supposed to be.
>>69138278
>being THIS pleb
inexcusable
>>69143401
Neon Demon
>>69143337
I agree with your opinions. I liked all three quite a bit. The It Follows score is fucking great. All of these horror films are tapping into that Twilight Zone / allegorical thing very well. Babadook being the least effective for me because I'm not a parent and would have dropped that kid off at child services and lived happily ever after.
>>69143451
Holy shit, her Instagram is fire bros.
>10/10 would let seduce and plague
https://www.instagram.com/sarahstephens7/?hl=en
>>69143451
I dunno man
That slow walk out of her cabin was genuinely terrifying
Dat arm
Recent horror that's better than all the OPs.
>>69143618
Sure but that wasn't the point exactly. She was supposed to be this mysterious force that haunts but also seduces this family and ultimately, Thomasin.
>>69143590
She fine af
anon
>>69143651
>american production
let me stop you right there
>>69143451
moar
>>69138278
I completely agree, they're all just okay movies but when compared to most modern horror films they look like masterpieces. I also downright disliked The Witch, it wasn't creepy or eerie to me at all and the whole atmosphere felt forced by the cinimatography and overuse of score. The only moments that I thought were good was the baby getting mashed up and the very ending and the goat was a badass sometimes
>>69143857
google image search her name. some nice lingerie shots.
>>69144032
>I also downright disliked The Witch, it wasn't creepy or eerie to me at all and the whole atmosphere felt forced by the cinimatography and overuse of score
I know you try to sound sophisticated, but you sure didn't succeed.
>>69144441
let me try again
THE WITCH IS SHIT
>>69144513
NO IT'S NOT
>>69138278
Normies who go to theaters try to convince themselves and everyone else that these movies are good because they want to justify having paid for it. When the blue ray rips come out the people who watch it for free judge much more objectively.
>>69138278
>When will this trend die?
You come to /tv/ to be told what movies to watch. Plebs these days.
>>69139111
It's better than those other two movies.
>>69144513
I have a feeling you and probably 62% of /tv/ EXCLUSIVELY watch movies alone. Sure, you'll tell yourself it's because you only watch "le filmme" but in all honestly nobody can stand being around a bunch of faggots that hate everything.
Come on anon don't you want to live deliciously?
>>69144925
YES
>>69144925
MOVIES
FILM
CINEMA
FLICKS
KINO
SYNONYMOUS
>>69145012
man she was so hot
I love Thomasin!
Discuss
>>69145569
>>69145844
Shame's she's kind of ugly irl
>>69145012
hnngggghh
>>69142297
>also satan was the goat
fixed
2013
>Evil Dead is a shit remake
It's better than the original
>>69145883
well done, no pun intended
>>69143157
goats are cray cray
>>69145883
kek
>>69138278
>The /v/ vitch
>>69143618
would you rather
a) have anal sex, her whole body is young except for the head
b) get hand job, her whole body is young except for the hands
>>69146250
Implying I even bother looking at anything aside from my cock going in and out of a girl during anal/doggy
>>69143651
AHAHAHA
>>69145981
I wouldn't say better but it's a pretty rad movie.
>>69143337
Yes, this was the exact rating i was thinking
Haven't seen this yet, but people who like babadook and it follows liking it does not bode well, fucking millennials have shit taste in horror.
Not quite their fault, horror has been in a steep decline for the last twenty years.
>>69146532
What would you say is a decent modern horror film then?
>>69138319
They're shitty, you're just diluted.
>>69138278
You couldn't be more right, horror is taking a really awful downturn lately.
>>69143100
Muh sadness manifested, I can't fix it, but we're cool now. Yeah, great movie, waterhead.
> people who think horror means scary
Not quite, true great horror is measured by how fucking unsettling it is, and I'm not talking gore, scares are just a side effect.
>>69143651
Oh my god kill yourself, this movie was a fucking chore to watch.
>the village sucks
>its actually really good
>>69146720
This, thank you.
>>69146678
You could be right, but all of those are still shitty examples.
>>69146579
Modern? Depends on your idea of modern. The shining, exorcist, Blair witch, alien are about all that fit into my opinion of good for what I believe horror is.
>>69146754
> all of those are shitty examples
>I provided no examples
Unless you were talking about op, then yeah, but I haven't seen witch yet so can't agree there, but if it's anything like the other two then I wouldn't be surprised.
>>69146772
Modern, as in, the past 5 years. And I said "decent", not good or great. Just passable.
What are some /tv/ approved horror memes?
The Babameme
It Memes
House Of The Meme
The Memekeepers
The Meme Inferno
The Blair Meme Project
You're Memed
Meme Room
Meme Meme
The Memed Ones
The ^^eme
Bone Tomemehawk
They fucked up the ending, showing goat transforming into a man. Talking goat is pretty fucking creepy, especially when they don't show said goat and leave it to imagination.
>tfw when you realize there's only been like five actually good horror movies and the rest are fun, which is okay, or complete tripe
At least SciFi is kind of seeing a resurgence, maybe this slew of shit horror movies will piss someone off enough to make a decent one.
>>69146961
They hid it because showing an actual goat talking would completely destroy the atmosphere. It'd be like Cats & Dogs
>The Witch
>It's boring. Nothing fucking happens.
this how you can tell if someone is a horror pleb
>>69146853
Yes, those three, advertised to death effectively and substantially subpar, far below the usual mediocre shit.
>>69146878
> last five years
Honestly cant think of a single one.
>>69146907
10+ karman, friend!
So if the Witch is hated around here, does that mean Green Room is the true patrician horror of 2016?
>>69145873
.People acting like these are some sort of "patrician" horror films.
LMAO
>>69147090
Doubt it, it's not even horror.
The Witch was ok. It Follows was meh. Babadook was legit shit. Generic paranormal shit pretending it's not.
Working on a script idea, horror movie in a 40s asylum for the mentally deranged and the invalid, patients start doin weird shit (more than normal) chewing their fingers slowly off, bashing their heads in slowly and methodically against walls, muttering in Latin. Think event horizon meets the shining in a 40s asylum.
>>69147357
too cliche
>it's a we ruin our ending by having our MC laugh like an evil genius at the end episode
It Follows and the Witch are legit good contemporary horrors
Babadook is the dankest meme
>>69147357
where is the twist?
>>69147730
> it's actually the staff that's possessed, not the patients
>>69148608
waht a twist!
>>69147730
It was all a terrible dream
>>69147730
No one is possessed - the patients are just very disturbed, and the staff have devoted their lives to caring for them.
A stoner friend of mine said I should get high and watch this. I've never been high before. Is this a good idea?
I've never been half as scared at a movie as I have been reading a book. Reading a certain Poe short story my face blushed up and my mouth dried. It was a thrilling feeling tbqh.
>>69148928
>not enjoying kino under heavy doses of morphine
embryos I swear..
>>69148928
Yeah man.
>>69143401
Something super slow, with a boring unoriginal plot, that adds nothing to the genre. But as long as it's labeled "horror" and doesn't contain any dreaded "jumpscares" a bunch of /tv/ faggots will hail it as the best horror movie of all time.
>>69146304
>>69146693
Go back to ebaumsworld.
>>69138278
>>It Follows is amazing!
>>It's okay at best.
pleb detected, this movie was fucking garbage, the problem is with you retardo
