>Why should I trust you?
>"You shouldn't"
>character gets beheaded
>screams
>>69132488
>Character get's phone call
>immediately answered without preperation, hyperventilating or stuttering over words
I wish they were more realistic with their actions
littlefinger pls
>you just don't get it do you
>>69132488
>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't
>What's plan B?
>RUN
>This is your plan?
>I didn't say it was a good one
>I got the DA breathing down my neck
>You just don't get it do you?
>we are not so different, you and I
>character lights a match with his thumb
>You have 60 seconds to defuse the bomb!
>character defuses it with 1 second left on the clock
>>69136108
Character lights a match with his pants
>>69132488
>character trusts him anyway
>get's betrayed
>"I told you not to trust me."
>diane there are two things that trouble me and i speak not only as an agent of the fbi but also as a human being. What really went on between marilyn monroe and the kennedys, and who killed JFK?
>>69136179
>character lights a match with his teeth
>>69136265
>character lights a match with a lighter
>investigators find a clue using the reflection of the victims eye in a video recording or photograph
>character lights a match on his boot
>"I love you"
>"I know"
>>69136295
>character lights a match with his chest hair
>>69136301
>Taken
>Are you afraid?
>No
>You should be
>character lights a match on protagonists/antagonists face
>>69136412
now this sounds awesome
>>69136301
>prior to that
>she says
>this is not really a high resolution image
>continue to zoom in a gazillion times
>with the keyboard
>no mouse
>character lights a match on the surface of a wall
>seasoned character delivers highschool emo philosophy as if it were some profound wisdom
How are you supposed to light a match???
>>69132488
Or when the bad guy tells the good guy his plan right before he tries to kill him.
>>69136506
With the side of the matchbox
>>69133974
>character gets beheaded
>has his friend press a vibrating sex toy to his throat so he can speak
>character takes a piss
>doesn't wipe his penis off before tucking it back in
>>69136452
>144p CCTV recording
>zoom in like 1120000 times
>"now clean up the image"
>hear like 2 clicks
>fucking 4k image of someones face
>>69132488
Wow you're so intelligent mate, movies are so stupid le meme
>>69136595
>character takes a piss
>doesn't shake the pee drips off his dingus and into a pee-collecting jug
Nice Hollywood "authenticity"
>>69136595
>wiping your penis after a piss
dis nigga
>I'LL HACK INTO THE SYSTEM
>CLICKITY CLACK CLICKITY CLACK
>3 seconds later
>I'M IN
>company/government system is some flashy GUI shit with simple buttons like "CLICK HERE TO SHUTDOWN AND ERASE EVERYTHING"
>>69135972
>What's plan B?
>That was plan B!
>>69136719
>I THINK WE HAVE A VIRUS
>screen flickers
>a pixel skull appears and starts laughing roboticly
>>69136719
>system UI is a virtual city that looks like the windows 98 maze screensaver with 3d models representing folders and secret data
>firewall is an actual 3d fire wall
>>69136719
As a hacker, this really bothers me.
>>69136412
The Mummy?
>>69136802
>*frantic tapping on keyboard*
>"bypassing protocols"
>"rerouting subroutines"
>camera zooms on on face. >*Eyes narrow. Sweat glistens on brow.*
>BEEBOOP
"I'm in!"
>>69136862
Based Hackers
>>69136373
> do you bleed?
>You will
>>69136719
>Hacker character doesn't have several BLACKED tabs open and a guy fawkes mask
>characters lights a match
>>69136719
>I'll create a co-interface using visual basic and try to track the IP address
I guess you guys are unaware that strike anywhere matches exist. All they need is enough friction
>>69136862
>>69136719
>a message box appears saying ''Hacking: 0%'' up to 100
>characters are sitting in an old-timey diner
>haggard waitress in short skirt pours some more coffee
>>69136719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE
>>69136355
character lights a match with a match.
>>69136149
>bomb stops at 5 or 6 to avoid trope
>>69136149
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM
>it's no use, they're counterhacking us
>character holds match to burning wreckage to light it
>w-where am I?
>not where, why.
>>69137072
>bomb stops at 0:07
>>69137030
>it goes smoothly from 0 to 100% at a consistent speed
>character lights a match
>by spinning the wooden end on another piece of wood until the friction sparks a fire
>>69137247
>it's a TV cliche episode
>anon complains about frogposting
>Character creates a torch by wrapping cobwebs around a stick
Dumb frog posters
>Woah, we traveled by to the 1800s
>you mean where are we?
>Nosey reporter: "Tell me what's going on with this case!"
>Cop: "I got nothin to say to you."
>Reporter: "Come on, off the record."
>Cop: "Off the record? Ok, [explains all plot details]"
>>69137247
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Another classic quality thread, Janitors.
>>69135925
Dumb frogposter
>it's a rebbit gets triggered episode
>character thinks Julius Caesar was a greater man than Augustus
>>69137632
>talking about film / tv cliches is not welcome on /tv/
>>69137740
>muh legions
>muh marble Rome
>2 seconds...
>we're in
>>69137740
Augustus became Augustus because my nigga JC put him in his will
>ugly nerd (the screenwriter) at bar
>sees an attractive woman
>she smiles at him
>smash cut to- hardcore sex with bra on
>I need 3 seconds
>You've got got 2 planck time units
>>69137845
>Silly ranidaphobe
>I'll need 72 hours
>You get 48
>>69137072
>bombs stops at 23 to avoid blatant avoiding of the trope
>>69137925
>"Cut the blue wire!"
>Averts trope by making all wires the same color
>>69137925
>bomb explodes to avoid trope
>character played by a celebrity eg brad pitt
>brad pitt mentions another celebrity/movie
>realise in this universe brad pitt is not an actor
>wonder what effect this has had on history
>>69137968
>Cut the red wire!
>I can't I'm color blind!
>>69138005
I always think it's just the same except the would-be Brad Pitt just looks different.
Kind of like Brendan Fraser in that bugs bunny movie he was in where it turns out that he's a stunt double for the real ''succesful'' Brendan Fraser.
>character takes on multiple dipshits
>they attack one at a time
>they shout as they attack from behind
>they don't run off when they see oevr half of them are dead
>>69137993
This pepe need to be shot
>>69132488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_Kx7UKndI
>>69136886
>REEEddit
Is pepe the greatest meme of our generation?
>the question you should be asking isnt where are we, but WHEN are we?
>>69137993
These pepes are getting so absurd
>>69132488
>I thought I was protecting you, but in fact I was protecting me
>character says I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
>cuts to character doing said thing
>I have confronted you alone in order to accuse you of a terrible crime!
>now excuse me as I turn my back while caalling the police
>>69138045
>main character exacting revenge on his mentor that fucked him over
>"you can't do this, I made you who you are!"
>>69137910
>I'll need 48 hours
>You get 72
>>69140032
>"No, I chose my own destiny"
>>69140032
>"I taught you everything you know!"
>MC hits mentor with fancy finishing blow
>"Not that one."
>draws gun
>click sound
>>69132488
name 3 films, 2 flicks, 5 kinos, 1 movie where this happens
>>69140464
>"take your safeties off"
>everyone has glocks
>>69140475
That's completely pointless since a kino is also a movie/film/flick so he could just name 5 kinos and also be naming 5 films/movies/flicks/joints
>>69137910
Every Trek episode did this to a more and more absurd level
>Captain it's going to take at least a week to even begin to survey the damage
>We need full power in 2 hours
>>69140518
You've obvious misinterpreted film ranking as being cumulative.
A flick is a flick and nothing else. A film is a film and nothing else. Being superior to a movie doesn't subsume the movieness into it
>>69140515
>someone shoots a revolver
>sound of casing hitting the floor
>>69140559
No a kino can be consumed as a movie/film/etc. The quality of a joint/flick is still within the kino despite the fact that it reached new heights with its kinoness.
