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>>69128564
At least it's not the reboot.

>>69128564
Evil Dead 1 > Army of Darkness > Evil Dead 2

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I rate it worse than the banal shit like Transformers and Kevin James comedies that I've seen purely because it tried to be a serious drama but just came off a slow piece of shit that was offensively boring to watch. It's the only movie that I truly regret watching.

>>69128564
>>69128774
Ash vs Evil Dead > ED2 > ED1 > AoD

Children of the Living Dead's the worst I've ever seen and if it's not the worst that you've ever seen then you've never seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQNFkgHzNu0

>>69128564
Objectively wrong.

AoD > AvsED > ED2 > ED1.

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>>69128564

>it's a reddit thread

>>69128918
>it's a reddit post

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>>69128861
That's not Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead.

>>69128833
I've only seen the first episode of AvED, and I thought it was pretty good, but I didn't get hooked. Should I continue watching?

>>69128953
you should, it's very campy. in the middle there are some weaker episodes but it gets again better.
and are only 30min episodes, not much time to marathon it

>>69128899
This.

ED2 > AoD > ED1

>>69128564

Evil Dead 2 > Army of Darkness > Evil Dead 1

>>69128899

This

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>>69129701
second. it's pretty entertaining and it does hit some lows mid eps, but overall it's a fun watch.

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>>69128564

hands down. How it became cult is beyond comprehension

>>69129858

I actually thought the last 3 episodes were the weakest, still good - but they dragged a bit and Ash became totally incompetent (not the ending choice though that was a good turn).

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>>69128564

Buckle up bonehead, cause you're gonna get gangraped by a pack of feral niggers

>>69129886

Cult just means it sits really well with a minor group, so every cult film should be disliked by the majority.

Raimi's horror is campy, lots of people hated Drag me to Hell.

>>69128564
>not enjoying a skeleton war

The fuck is wrong with you?

>>69129958

He thinks its a reddit film, being too young to realize many things predate reddit.

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>4 hours of people smearing shit on their faces
It has no competition. I've seen some really bad movies. But this one probably actually stole a part of my soul.

>>69131552
That movie looked just like the beef stew I was eating while I watched it. Had to stop eating.

Also, it's a masterpiece.

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>>69128804
He watches a drama for action.
*milady

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>>69131700
>masterpiece

>>69131769
I have nothing against dramas, Redbelt is just a bad movie.

>>69131552
I can relate. The book might be good but the film is unwatchable.

>>69128774
THIS

>>69131843
I liked it punk!
Character study was top tier.
That annoying ass Braga bitch is trash tho.
My pick is 'The Wolfpack'. It can't be unseen.