What does he eat on that island?
>>69124158
force burgers?
force burgers?
>>69124158
Midichlorians.
Moss. Delicious, nutritious moss.
>>69124158
He catches fish with the force nigger.
Nigger cum.
>>69124158
he has a garden
he fishes
he has some sw version of a replicator
he leaves and gets food supplies every so often
he hunts
use your fucking imagination, what a shit thread. It's just fucking ireland or scotland, people live there a long time after when they had no space magic or technology, and the extra burden of being scottish or irish retards.
Did you want a scene of him eating? Farming? Taking a shit?
FUCK THIS BOARD
>>69124300
Your autism is showing.
>>69124300
He eats the Jedi lunch trays just like Yoda got
*smacks lips*
*collecte welfare from the republic*
By luring out and eating anything that he happens to come across.
>>69124267
so much this
i don't think people realize the actual ramifications of having 'force powers' the possibilities are endless for physical manipulation inside and outside objects, take for instance the manipulation of entire starships like Yoda or some other force users are capable of
its actually quite ridiculous how poor the films examine this phenomenon
>>69124300
cum is cum
nigfagnigay
>>69124411
I like to imagine every time he manages to stalk up on some prey he surprises them by yelling "DARTH!" at the top of his fucking lungs, then beats them to death with a stick the same way he did his dad with the lightsaber.
>>69124606
no because cum is cum!
>>69124158
I wonder if there is a intergalactic Costco near by where he can buy toilet paper and supplies?
>>69124630
We get it, hilarious meme.
>>69124158
its skellig michael in Ireland its for hermit catholic monks and they are supposed to torture themselves basically. they survived off donations from people on the mainland.
>>69124632
Jedi don't need toilet paper, the just force pull the turds out while spreading their cheeks.
>>69124267
It's like fishing with blasting caps.
Not the first force sensitive prson he lired to the island. He eats them.
>>69124652
NIG
cum
fag cum niggggggg
er
cumfagcum
a cock (ur moms)
obviously he makes little spring rolls with lichen on the rocks
Rey
>>69124158
I'm sure he can conjure up unlimited food with the force.
>>69124158
We saw Rey make bread from a drop of water and "portions". I'm sure he has supplies to last him a while.
>>69124158
he force pulls vegan hamburgers from the nearest vegan burger joint
fishing I guess lmao
>>69124158
He makes his own protein shakes.
>>69124158
I dont know what he ate before but i am sure now he is eating Daisy Ridley pussy
>>69124158
Why is he wearing desert robes on a fucking cold ass island?
Also, why is he wearing RDJ shoes?
>>69126819
Because he's 5'7"
>>69124268
nigga that's out of context, fuck you
I actually found that funny but now you killed it.
>>69126928
The dude who wrote this article was REALLY stoked on Mark.
>Handsome Mark
>>69126928
>all these exclamation points
>>69126928
>no one will ever be this enthusiastic while writing about you
why live
>>69124158
He hunts Gungans aka Jar Jars.
Great source of both protein, fiber and Omega 3.
Also, he fucks the female ones before eating them as a stranded man should.
>>69124469>tfw no Scully gf
>>69124759
jesus, did that guy's head get blown off?
>>69124158
midiclorians
>>69127124
They both survived.
>>69124214
everytime I hear that fucking word I feel the urge to hit George Lucas
he just uses the force to pull fish out of the sea. and he can mind-meld with crabs to make them scuttle into his pot.
>>69124300
I'm just surprised nobody's ever asked why there are no toilets anywhere in Star Wars.
The indians won. A whole galaxy of shitting on the streets.
>>69124158
It's all about forcing SJW propaganda now.
As Kasdan said in an interview, he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when jewish SJW Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman holding hands in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.
The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing propaganda in the media you consume."
SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
>>69128384
The world is changing. Unfortunately not for the better.
>>69128384
I didn't read any of this, but I'm pretty sure he speared fish with force-powers. It's not that hard to do, when you're Luke Skywalker.
>mfw the bigger Luke theories were true
kek, what a fat fuck. how am I supposed to take him seriously?
>>69128319
>A whole galaxy of shitting on the streets.
go outside more
>>69124370
Sheev gonna come along and put an end to that. Make the Republic great again
>>69124158
The islands he's on is a real island called Skellig Michael. The people living there ate fish, birds and veg from small gardens.
>A Catholic monastery was founded on the island at some point between the 6th and 8th century and remained continuously occupied until it was abandoned in the late 12th century. The remains of the monastery, and most of the island, became a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1996.
>With less arable land available to grow grain, vegetable gardens became an important part of monastic life. Of necessity, fish and the meat and eggs of birds nesting on the islands became staples.
>>69124158
rey's pussy
>>69126986
>Handsome Mark
Well he was.
>>69124158
*scrolls past the ausposts
>the good Lord said we would not live by bread alone...
I love how /tv/ went from Reylo to superior Rey/Luke
>>69128319
>designated shitting planets
>>69128384
You'd be on to something if that didn't change the director for every film
>>69127193
thats not what he asked
>>69124158
The island doesn't want him to eat anything. It's not his destiny
Le Rosbif.
>>69129754
don't care faggot
>>69129718
>particular directors
like that matters...
>>69124158
the island is eatable because it is alive. so he simply gets down on his knees and bites off the pieces of dirt, rocks and trees.
Stands at the edge of the water.
Uses the Force to collect algae
Then uses Force to compress the algae into algae-burgers
>>69124158
he feeds off the force
>>69129754
gee fucking whizz can you not figure it out from what he said you spastic?
>>69124158
He feeds on the Living Force.
Force Burgers
>>69124158
He grew up on an underground hydroponics farm on some backwater hellhole. He knows how to make food.
JJ confirmed that DHARMA does regular food drops.
>>69124158
He licks the moss that grows on local stones.
>>69124158
Children
>>69124300
This guy eats the milky stuff that comes from his own cock
And he's not even on an island, he's in a mental hospital
>>69124469
You talk like a fag
He doesn't need to eat because all he does is stand in place not saying anything
He's been like that for years
>>69124300
>everyone is retarded but me!
That's some nice insecurity you got there.
Space gulls
>>69129027
Fuck you, old Hamill a cute
CUTE!
>A Jedi's strength flows from the force
He can probably last years with minimal food by meditating or something
>>69126928
>tfw he wasn't that handsome
>tfw there weren't enough "good" angles
>tfw they make do and flip your passable photos to take up more space on the page so the writer doesn't have to spew more uninteresting bullshit about your queer space fairy adventure
>>69133284
>>tfw he wasn't that handsome
Are you trolling? He was a legitimate pretty boy before the car crash.
>>69127286
Order 666? No, that's too obvious: let's call it Order 66!
Forceochondria? No, that's too obvious ...
>>69133284
>implying he wasn't a top tier qt
>hating on Mark
kill yourself
>>69128384
Why doesn't he look in the fucking mirror and remove himself?
Goddamn hypocrite.
>>69124300
>>69124158
The people on skellig michael ate fish, and sea birds and their eggs I think.
Reminder that Monks actually lived there in hardship and survived. They didn't live long lives though, their skeletons are deformed from all the hard work they had to do to survive.
>>69132821
and his shit's all retarded
>>69133465
what an informative post. thank you anon
>>69124158
Literally where this was filmed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skellig_Michael
>The diet of monks living on the North Atlantic islands was somewhat different from that of those who lived on the mainland. With less arable land available to grow grain, vegetable gardens became an important part of monastic life. Of necessity, fish and the meat and eggs of birds nesting on the islands became staples.
he probably just orders pizza
>>69133383
Jews only count as white when it benefits them.
>>69124158
his own forcecum
>>69124158
Man he really looks grumpy.
I'm sorta feel scared for Rey to be alone with him in that island.
>>69133862
He looks more sad than anything. It's not like Marey Sue couldn't overpower him anyway.
>>69133851
but he's right
>implying jews are not obsessed with the holohoax and muh 666 gorillion to the point where it is almost another biblical tale for them.
also they are obsessed with numerology, and the meaning of numbers ( see pic related )
>implying media isn't just a bunch of jews trying to pre-emptively destroy any opposition to the jewish dogma by beating you over the head with MUH NAZI EVIL FASCIST SYMBOLISM
He absorbs nutrients by standing barefoot in the soil.
>>69129754
tbqhwy I don't think they can sew heads back on so if he survived I doubt his head blew off
>>69133862
Scared for a Mary Sue?
>>69128319
Theoretically with their level of tech, they could have perfected foods through genetic engineering etc to be virtually wasteless
I'm trying to think of all the times we see people eating in the movies:
-Luke eats a small meal with his uncle and aunt IIRC
-People are drinking in the cantina, maybe eating table snacks?
-Luke has some rations in a pack in ESB when he goes to dagobah
-There is a dinner set up on Bespin when Vader shows up
-Jabba's palace and barge involve eating, mainly Jabba himself
-Ewoks were going to eat the humans
-Qui Gon etc have dinner with the Skywalkers
-Obi Wan goes to Jettster's diner and gets a coffee or something
-Anakin shares some fruit with Padme in AotC
Inside the stone huts are long straws that go deep into the planet's nougat center.
Who cares, the new Star Wars flicks are shit.
>>69134017
i'm actually scared that Rey will be more powerful than Luke by the end of VIII.
>>69134148
Cloned leather and animal-less grown meat exist in the old EU.
He lives off the world around him same as Yoda did. Ben was lucky enough to live near civilization so he he didn't have too. Probably went to markets in Mos Eisley for his supplies.
>eating food
>>69134099
>jews obsessed with the holocaust
how is this abnormal at all? it IS the most famous and recent attempt to literally exterminate them. you don't just ignore that shit. if i were black i'd be reading about segregation in the US frequently.
>>69134201
>implying Luke won't become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
>>69124158
I've been to Skellig Michael, it's overrun by Puffins. Hundreds of thousands of Puffins.
>mfw Luke Skywalker has survived on juicy Puffin meat.
>>69134294
everytime you call them on their bullshit the revert to the "is it because i'm jewish", and then they follow up with the usual muh holocaust cringe-fest.
also it's as if they are heavily indoctrinated by their leaders.
not to mention how fucking suspicious it is when you see shit like pic related.
look into it a bit more. also search for the original meaning of the term holocaust before claiming they WERE LITERALLY EXTERMINATE DEY DINDU NUFFIN DEY GOOD BOYS
>>69134641
so when are the aliens coming to take us to the new world after the rapture?
>>69124370
HOL UP
>>69134752
a. i didn't say anything about raptures and aliens
b. you don't have a real argument there, come back again when you do
me? I'd serve crablegs
>>69126962
you are a mexican
>>69134900
will there be food? will i need to pack anything?
>>69124158
He's a jedi master, fishing is easy as pie.
>>69124158
Plot holes
>>69134992
well meme'd sir knight of le reddit army
GODDAMMIT THERE ARE PUFFINS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ON THAT FUCKING ISLAND. YOU EVEN SEE THEM IN THE MOVIE.
FUCK THIS THREAD.
>>69135320
hey, i'm asking serious questions. this guy obviously knows all the secrets of the universe so i figure he would know the arrangements. i don't want to be unprepared or anything.
>>69124158
>>69134169
underrated
>>69124158
>>69135484
>>69135671
are puffins canon in star wars now?
>>69136387
Hell yeah they are. World: Builded.
>>69124158
Wtf is this shit? He looks like a weak ass grandpa, no mussles, saggy belly, huge feet. This is pretty huge letdown. He may be jedi master and super strong with force but his apperience is really bad. Who wants to look like this?
>>69137623
>mussles
>This is pretty huge letdown
>apperience
Kill yourself.
>>69134752
>>69134992
>I don't have an argument so I will try and cast him as a crazy conspiracy theorist
It's not crazy if there is evidence you dip. People are just fed up listening to lies and deception.
>>69124821
but does he absorb their midichlorians and get more powerful
>>69124275
he didn't ask for your favourite drink you little faggot
>>69137623
>huge feet
>>69124300
>and the extra burden of being scottish or irish retards
you mean the race that bred from tiny wet islands and now covers the white world? and controls much of your entertainment. what are u English or germ?
>>69124158
Do you think he hacks off his cock there?
Or would you just grab a puffin and do this?
http://youtu.be/4vwjdNJCjQ4
>>69136387
lmao
> "what's a duck?" - darth vader
this is canon LEL
>>69138293
You're the faggot
You got tummy pains
And had to go to hospital
And they created you and there was a live mouse drowning in your rectum
And when they cut you open and pulled it out they discovered it was drowning in 4 gallons of goo
And when they tested the goo the results showed it was negro semen
why has he just standing there by a cliff all dramatic? did he know rey was coming?
>>69135369
They should just go the Star Trek route and add a strange, extra word to the name of an ordinary animal. Those aren't puffin's, they're Darollian rock birds.
>>69138602
Of course he did.
>what is sensing a presence in the force and all that
>>69138656
No he was just taking a piss and only sensed her when she was literally right behind him.
>>69128319
>there are no toilets anywhere in Star Wars
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Toilet
>>69138716
I'm sure he was composing his thoughts or something, but who knows maybe he was taking a quick leak.
>>69124158
He brought a ton of those sausages he had in Empire. The ones that made Yoda say "how you get so big eating food like this?"
>>69124158
god, people are retarded, its an ISLAND, theres fishes all around, he use the force to lift em from the ocean
>>69138786
They weren't sausages, just some futuristic dried up space food.
>>69124158
>>69133284
They took multiple pictures, many of which look great, you're just a dumdum who doesn't know how 1970's Tiger Beat layouts work. Also,
>implying Hamill wasn't literal perfection
>>69138783
I was just memeing about the pissing. We don't know for sure but I'd imagine the filmmakers are going to portray him as canonically one of the most powerful jedi of all time so I think it's safe to say he sensed her from the moment she entered the system.
>>69138646
space puffins
>>69124268
>image.jpg
>>69134148
> they could have perfected foods through genetic engineering etc
Why didn't they perfect themselves, then?
>>69138786
>Mark Hamill will never eat your sausage
>>69138894
Chew with your mouth closed you fucking cow
>>69128384
>>69126928
>5'7
a cute
CUTE!
>>69139436
Fuck off with your weebtalk, degenerate.
>>69139345
He was talking, you sperg
Why is he wearing platform shoes? Why is he in hiding but.. wearing his Jedi robes? Why are they immaculately clean and pressed?
>>69139474
There is nothing degenerate about wanting the Lukefu.
>>69139526
Literally neck yourself.
>>69139509
They're just his Tatooine boots.
Also it's confirmed he's going to ditch OP's outfit for a black one similar to the one he wore in ROTJ.
>>69124759
Did he died?
why is he wearing "official Jedi outfit" from the meme-quels?
he only wore robes on Tattooine in IV
after that, he had normal clothes
>>69139558
You first, grumpy gus.
>>69139588
His tatooine boots have black soles. These shoes have light soles. Why would he wear tatooine farmboy boots with his Official Star Wars (tm) Jedi Robes? Wouldn't that be like an army Major wearing cowboy boots with his officer's uniform?
>>69133284
>Hamill
>not handsome
>>69139509
>Why is he in hiding but.. wearing his Jedi robes? Why are they immaculately clean and pressed?
>sense that someone is coming to see him
>wash and put on his nicest Jedi robes to look respectable
>>69139186
kek
>>69139659
The answer to those questions is "JJ is a hack".
>>69139738
Was there anyone, anyone at all who worked on SW who wasn't a complete hack?
>>69124158
he looks so old
>>69129754
Are you retarded?
>>69124158
Drake's career LEL
>>69139766
>>69139766
>>69139870
I dunno I mean George invented the whole thing he kind of has permission to shit on it
>>69127286
Such a dumb thing to be upset about
my problem is, how do they do prequels to the force awakens now? episode 6.1, 6.2, 6.3?
>>69139773
Let him have a haircut and he'll be fine.
>>69139558
>>69139474
>Literally kill/neck yourself
>Degenerate
Oh look he just got his conservacuck buzzword package
>weebtalk
Do you know where you are right now? Got nowhere else to spew your diarrhea?
>>69130723
>>69132401
>>69139849
Triggered fucking retards that can't detect a joke
I actually laughed out loud at you guys
good one >>69129754
>>69140405
>I-I was only pretending to be a retard! H-haha
>>69139766
The guy who delivered the sausages to Mark Hamill was a good guy. He was on a low carb kick and ate up to 60 pork sausages a day. Apparently this became an issue when he insisted "bill the sausage guy" was put on retainer for all three movies.
>>69124158
Where does he get his clothes? Does he weave them out of midichlorian fibers?
>>69124158
maggoty bread for THREE STINKIN' DAYS
