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>It's only 7 inches? Is this a joke?..
How do you respond?
>tfw only 6 inches
>tfw only 4.5 inches
>tfw chode
>Tfw 5 inches erect
>less than 4 inches erect
I'm hoping whatever escort I inevitably see in the future won't laugh when she sees it or when I ask her not to laugh at it.
>tfw post-op and regret it
Is this thread going the way you envisioned OP?
>tfw only 6.5 inches
contemplating ending it after OPs post
>>69113450
tfw 7.87 inches and never had a complain
>tfw 8 inches and still haven't gotten any
>measuring your cock
gay
>tfw dick 8 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect
>>69114098
Are you talking depth? Are you really that fat?
>185.028 millimeters
Why live?
>only .05 kg erect
Jdimsa
>>69114054
This.
I had a friend measure it for me so I wouldn't be a fag
>>69113450
By becoming the Clit Commander.
Once you're able to give a bitch 5 orgasms in a row with just your tongue and fingers, she won't care if you're a eunuch at that point.
>>69113450
I would just stare at my feet while attempting to hide my tiny boner and hope that she continues to degrade me publicly
>>69114392
keep telling urself that lmao
>>69113838
eh, I'm pretty sure escorts have seen plenty of small dicks. If they laugh, just don't pay them and leave.
>>69114432
i could make your bitch cum ten times harder with my mouth than you could with your shrimpdick
>>69114579
does she pat you on the head and say 'good boy' afterwards, too?
>>69114723
>does she pat you on the head and say 'good boy' afterwards, too?
>6 inches when erect but I am 6'3" so it looks tiny
IT'S NOT FAIR
She shouldn't be able to speak with my hand around her neck so I'm not sure.
>tfw only 12 inches flaccid
>tfw having a small dick
So much for confidence
>>69114827
>be 5'6" with a 7" dick
>women still label me as manlet with small cock
I'm 25, life could be worse I suppose.
>tfw 5 3/4 inches but just round up to 6 inches
>8 inches
>ejaculate like a fire hose, 10 or 12 massive ropes every time
>27 year old virgin
>>69114917
>tfw only 27 feet when erect
>>69114827
>be 6'4" with 8" cock. Looks big but my hands are 10 inches so i always have the feeling its small.
