Why are monkeys so often depicted as good, cute, benevolent creatures in television & film?
99% of them are savage, thieving assholes who torture their prey.
>>69105316
Damn, that monkey knows how to throw down.
>>69105316
BITCH GOT REKT
THAT NIGGER WASNT HAVING ANY OF IT
THE MINUTE SHE THREW THAT SHOE HE WAS COMING FOR HER
>>69105316
Damn, that monkey doesn't fuck around
>>69105316
quit being racist
blacks are only violent due to systemic racism
Guess you didn't watch Jumanji.
>>69105316
top kek
>>69105457
t. billy "sister fucker" bob.
>>69105516
t. nigger enabler
>>69105316
lol wut
Not to sound like an Internet tough guy, but how could you not beat up that monkey?
I watch alot of liveleak videos and even here it shows we human minds are only willing to use like 5% of our strength.
Wtf is this bitch slapping and meeting the monkey in stance for? Why is he treating the monkey like equal or greater? Grab its fucking tail and leg and go PSYCHO and throw it fucking 50 feet in the air 10 times and let gravity kill it or spin it in circles or helicopter it in circles in the air while smashing its face off the rock. I see many vides of humans getting pushed about by fucking dogs and cats and monkeys, we can kill any dog just spin it by its back leg.
>>69105580
this is viral ad for that monkey movie before you /v/tards react.
>>69105580
>ape with ak-47
Apes*
>>69105316
Monkey confirmed for honorary member of Hells Angels
>>69105626
Dope?
>>69105637
HAHAHA EPIC
>>69105555
Monkeys are pretty strong and agile m8
And their bites can be NASTY
It's like asking why you can't "beat up" a mosquito since it just avoids all your hits.
>>69105566
I mean I don't want to kill my cat or hurt it but if that little fucker goes too far I slap that fool so hard he doesn't know what the fuck happened. Haven't had to do that in a while now though cause he gets the boundaries.
But yeah if a wild dog or animal attacked me they would get chucked against a fucking wall or crushed hard under boot
>>69105566
You're a fucking retard. How are you going to grab a raging monkey's tail? How are you going to grab a fucking dog by its hind legs?
>>69105696
He probably thinks in human vs. human terms, i.e. size tends to win out. But he's obviously forgetting how ridiculous animal reflexes are.
>>69105675
It's a little monkey, not a fucking chimp. It's strength is literally only biting you. You can fucking kick it.
>>69105740
But in the end at the end of the day, my penis is bigger.
>>69105626
The CGI is pretty obvious.
>>69105764
*GRABS MONKEY BY THE THROAT*
BACK THE FUCK OFF???
>>69105696
Not the same guy but if a monkey was on you and you have any amount of strength you could at least grab it, crush it and then throw it on the ground hard enough to make it not want to get up again.
>>69105792
Fun fact: after niggers humans have the largest penis of all the primates
>>69105566
Animals are built completely different man, muscle fibers, skeletons, tendons CNS, most of them dont even care about pain.
>>69105792
Yeah that's true. Human penises are fucking huge for their body size. I seem to recall that we actually have the LARGEST penises of all animals in proportion to our own bodies. Perhaps that's why we obsess over penis size so much?
IT WAS A PRANK BRO
>>69105764
Yeah well it's not going to fucking murder you, but it will still be kinda tricky to put the smackdown on it. Look, it's like a mosquito, it's not gonna harm you, but it might be hard to kill nonetheless.
>>69105316
the video is even funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4
fucking lmao
>>69105316
OP is right though
>>69105945
Your analogies are shit, stop posting
Retards think monkeys make cute pets, but instinct takes over and they will FUCK YOU UP, they'll bite your flesh off.
Very dominant, territorial and strong as fuck, baboons would rip your dick off like selery
>>69105316
>>69105950
>Furious George
First funny youtube comment ive seen in a while
>>69105993
At least I'm not just shitposting, like your dumb ass
>>69106050
Yeah I've seen those 911 vids/pics about monkey on human violence. Fucking unnerving, they eat your face and shit.
>>69105945
>Look, it's like a mosquito, it's not gonna harm you
mosquitos kill more things than most animals on the planet.
>>69105902
What about turtles?
>>69106148
I just got here chief
