ITT: Characters who are literally you
I'm a psychopath, people are like insects to me, I just use them manipulate them for fun. People think I'm crazy. Not to mention intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Me in pic.
>>69099441
Have you wacked it to Daisy? If you haven't or don't know what im on about then sorry buddy. Back to edge school you go.
I like it when he is a big guy for me.
>>69099500
Dude your demon is showing...
Who hasn't watched Flesh Mall and completely identified with that character?
He looks like a gay, latino gangbanger who was raised from the dead
>>69099368
Are you literally a murderer?
Pic is me on left
me
>>69099368
you just sound like a typicall edgy faggot teenager
you like to think you're a manipulative mastermind because in reality you get pushed around a lot, and you're really timid, and you resent it
you like to tell yourself you're intelligent and have a wicked sense of humor because you're socially, and probably academically, unsuccessful, so you tell yourself you're smart to give yourself more of a sense of self-worth
you should probaly just commit suicide
have a nice day, kiddo!
>>69100438
Welcome to the Internet, also, how new are you? baka desu senpai
>>69100377
god, that's terrifying
if I saw her I'd probably start hyperventilating and crying
>>69099500
My girlfriend's pet hamster is called Daisy you sick fuck.
>>69100490
been here since '09
kids like you are a dime a dozen
>>69100097
Was there a thread dedicated to Paul Blart edits? I'm sad I missed it
>>69100581
I think I just pulled that one off of Google.
>>69100491
>her
>>69100482
what ps2 game is this?
>>69099368
DAMAGED
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>People are nothing more than a game to me.
>Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.
>Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>69101954
>>>/r9k/
fuck off back to your shitty board faggot.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Do you idiots know what the word "literally" means?
>>69100524
Its pasta dumbass
>>69101976
>it ain't me starts playing
That's me.
I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
>>69101982
The word "literally" lost any and all meaning as soon as it was put on the internet.
>>69099368
OMG U GUYZ IM SO SYCHO BUT MSART AND FUNNIES
>>69101976
Where did you find this picture of me?
Pic related because it is LITERALLY me.
>mfw thats half my fleet destroyed
>mfw I say that to my friends
>mfw that's all I ever say
>Literally all I have ever said ever
Can anyone else relate to these feels?
>"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck"
batfleck is literally me
>>69099368
this joker is literally the meme
>look guys i'm 16 yrs old and i'm a psychopah, get away from mee or I will kill u ohh people aare afraid [joker laugh]