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ITT: "Realistic" movies that could never actually happen
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ITT: "Realistic" movies that could never actually happen IRL

Not only the moment this faggot started pulling shit would he get fired, but if he did any of this shit to me I'd kick the fucking everloving shit out of him.
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not my kinda thread OP.
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>>69090057
>I'm a betacuck who would totally let some powertripping faggot throw a chair at me

nice meme desu
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>>69090044
Whoever said whiplash was realistic. The teacher did get fired.
Everyone knows you can't kick anyone's ass.
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>>69090044
He'd make you his prag just for trying to fight back, bitch.
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>>69090120
You're a betacuck for getting this flustered over an movie. Grow up.
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>>69090044
>I would complain about it on /r9k/
FTFY
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>>69090044
>I'd kick the fucking everloving shit out of him.
What you gonna sit down on him?
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>>69090120
>calls me out for meming
>says 'betacuck'
lmao right in your face.
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>>69090193
says the guy who's sizing up the fictional music teacher

are you intimidated by a film? you're a faggot, OP
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There are catholic schools and orphanages where priests have raped little kids for years and where it took decades to expose it. You think some asshole music teacher who yells a lot is unbelievable?
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Yeah and Jerry Sandusky would have been arrested the second he started raping kids

Oh wait institutions aren't perfect and people who bring prestiege to them are often allowed to go unchecked
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>>69090145
>The teacher did get fired.

Good. I didn't make it that far, he started pulling that shit and it took me so fucking out of the movie I had to shut it off.
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>>69090270
>literaly autistic
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You'd be surprised - I had a music director in high school who would cuss us out often if we kept fucking up. Most times she was really nice and a fairly pleasant person to be around, but during rehearsal she was all business. One of my most influential teachers, honestly, and looking back on it I would do it all again.

To my knowledge, in her 25 years at the school, she never had issues with administration or parents. Any parents who tried to along shit at her, she would meet with them, and they would leave with a completely different perspective than when they entered. I was on the business end of her rants more often than I care to admit, but I came out a better musician (and probably a better person) for it.

Funnily enough, I'm also a drummer.
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>>69090343
>>literally

Found the redditor
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>>69090244
I'm not op you retard
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>>69090408
I hope she got fired eventually, or her nose bashed in by a student.

Power tripping cunt.
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>>69090484
>this upset by a teacher exerting a little force to get the best out of their students
you'd never survive in the real world.
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>>69090484
She's actually a lot of students' favorite teacher there. The only ones who I remember complaining about her were the ones who didn't give a shit about music and we're just doing their required arts electives. She was incredibly supportive as well, and if she didn't get on my ass about keeping my grades up so I could perform, I don't think I would have graduated.
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>>69090484
>people should kiss my ass even if I'm a fuck up.
>being this entitled
kys senpai
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>>69090531
This guy gets it. The movie really blows it out of proportion, but a lot of teachers (and coaches) act exactly like this. And most of those people I've met are honestly wonderful people - except for this asshole professor in college that I had, he was just a dick.
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>>69090554
I could still kick her fucking ass. I don't give a fuck about "muh music", some people should not be in a position of power.
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>>69090605
Kid, you're gonna have problems later in life with that mentality.
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>>69090632
>later in life

I'm 38 years old faggot.
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>>69090605
t. coldsteel
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>>69090605
This has to be bait or some next level autismo.
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>>69090605
>>69090654
>38 years old
>couldn't imagine a teacher being abusive to a point he must turn off the film because its too unrealistic
seek help. there are deeper problems here.
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>>69090674
No, I've seen abusive teachers. When they would start tripping a kid would beat them down or get them fired. As it should be.
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>>69090686
but you turned off the film because it wasn't realistic to you yeah?
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>>69090426
>found the redditor
found the redditor
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>>69090725
>>found the redditor
>found the redditor
found the redditor
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>>69090725
btw I use reddit and I sent this from my iPhone
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>>69090723
Yeah, it's not realistic because Miles Teller would have either kicked his fucking ass there, or the next very fucking scene would be him being fired.
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I'm an abusive teacher fight me
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>>69090738
>>>found the redditor
>>found the redditor
>found the redditor
found the 9gagger
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>>69090750
can you not imagine that the teacher is very well respected and the student still wanted to impress him? Thats realistic. Some people want to prove others wrong
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>>69090776
>>>>found the redditor
>>>found the redditor
>>found the redditor
>found the 9gagger
Found the tumblrina
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>>69090750
If you finished the movie then you would've seen that Myles does in fact beat up the teacher or attempt to at least. Seriously though who gets mad movie and turns it off halfway, what are you fucking 12 or something?
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>>69090754
I would, and easily I'd win.
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>>69090796
Nah man, he's "38"
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>>69090796
The scene is in the first third, like early. I wouldn't sit through half a movie of this shit.
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>>69090810
Are you really 38?
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>>69090810
Get a load of this guy
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>>69090810
That's not how you use commas dumbass
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>>69090754
Do you look like this?
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>>69090938
Yea
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>>69090044
OP is a faggot. /thread
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>>69090975
Hnnnngh shit
Can you...teach me sensei?
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>>69090998
Sure
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>>69090938
I wonder if she's fucked any students
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>>69090938
>Nigger on the pic
>KFC written on the board above his head

This has to be an edit
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>>69091255
SUPER Neega
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>>69091188
yea me
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>>69090605
The delusion here is almost infinite.
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Nolan's Dark Kinigget trilogy
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>>69090484
Did your music teacher tickle your arse or something?
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>>69090605
man i know you're just acting out to reinforce the narrative you've developed that you are alone against the world but you can just change that and be a happier person. you just need to be receptive to it. the world can be a pretty great place if you really let it. but if can be a shitshow if you want it to as well. its all on you and i know you can do it
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>>69090408
You just gave me flashbacks to my middle school symphonic band conductor. Guy would get increasingly pissed every rehearsal, becoming slightly more violent every day until he regularly started throwing chairs (luckily not at the band) and instrument cases around, often knocking everything off his stand while cussing us out until he finally lost steam and walked into his office to collapse while first chair flautist took it upon herself to continue rehearsal despite the oppressive atmosphere. Now I know what repressed memories feel like.
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>>69090044
Teachers in top tier art's intitutions and competitions circuits can be like this though.

You'd never get the opportunity to kick the shit out of him because you'd never be good enough at anything to be in those circles.
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>>69090044
>I'd kick the fucking everloving shit out of him

Yowzers. We got a real badass here.
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>>69090270
Ahhhahahahahaaaaaaa! You were so clearly bullied. Who was it, your Dad?
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>>69090044
> he thinks ANY of the shit JJJ did in the movie even compares to abuse ballet teachers do to kids every single day
look it up, shit's intense

it's usually some small older lady verbally annihilating little girls psyches to a complete and utter pulp
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>>69090044

Realize that the instructor was practically worthless. He only wanted to ride the coattails of greatness into the annals of history. He would berate his students and throw shit at them so that, hopefully one day, people would mention the bald chair-throwing turbofaggot as they told stories about the great musician who "learned" from the instructor.

Andrew was already great before meeting the instructor, and the instructor did basically nothing for Andrew, except for the networking by having Andrew play for that crowd at the end of the film.

While laughable, it's not the fault of the movie or screenwriter for having the instructor try to "direct" Andrew's drum solo. It shows how the instructor believes he is significant to Andrew and his greatness, when in reality the instructor is worthless.

Andrew would have become famous regardless of which school he attended, or which instructor he had.
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>being this triggered
Holy shit. Did the music teacher rape you or something, OP?
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>>69090044
You realize that the movie is based on a true story
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>>69090120
>losing the chance to be the GOAT dummer the world has ever seen

use your brain
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