What are your favorite Spongebob gags?
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>>69077478
why does black twitter love spongebob so much?
Probably the Ren and Stimpy style close-ups. God damn, those make me kek.
>>69077478
>not sandy catching Patrick with her lasso of explosion
What are you, queer?
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
PUT IT IN
>>69077559
texas episode was full of great moments
Magic...conch shell...?
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS!?
along with
WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD
The entire episode is gold.
>>69077619
>>69077478
I always loved this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBhxIyT8Slg
>>69077552
>make me kek
You're quite possibly the dumbest faggot in this thread
>>69077685
made me kek
>tfw my friends and i casually reference and quote the first few seasons and the movie
>tfw we're 25
Are we too old for this shit?
the episode with the dolphin sound as some sort of censor
>>69077709
Ok kid
>>69077673
>Someone put their intro on a fucking spongebob clip they stole.
Fucking hate Youtube faggots.
>>69077519
https://youtu.be/apQ-GiKUjII
the whole episode with those techno jellyfish
>>69077835
Was fucking dying with every cycle
>>69077774
>are we too old for this
>mfw
You're a Spongebob fan. Look into your heart and you will know, my brother.
>>69077478
>Mrs. Puff, we're here to get you out!
>GUARDS, GUARDS, HELP
>WHAT'S WRONG PUFF?
>I know you're Spongebob and that idiot friend he has
>rips off guards faces
>>69077774
Early Spongebob is a quality show, nothing wrong with that.
The one were Pantera is playing
>>69077774
Spongebob is our generations Seinfeld. The quotes are gonna live forever.
>>69077774
do you post about it on fb too?
do you also like kikebook / spongebob memes
fuck off back to buzzfeed you goddamn normie
> Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.
What were they going to do with a bunch of nuclear bombs?
>>69079014
9/11
who you callin' pinhead?
Loser. Loooooser
Hey I've heard that before!
I bet you have
>whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
>>69077478
Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC1zL4-ZQJk
>>69077774You're never too old for Spongebob, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZlLMyU6yuw
Welcome To The Salty Spitoon. How Tough Are Ya?
>>69077478
>Hey Patrick, what's this word?
>Krrrrraaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbsssssssss. Isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?
Never got this one as a kid
>>69077792
kek
>>69077478
>ATTICA
I still have no idea what he meant by that
>>69079405
spongebob
>40 lashes = being whipped 40 times
patrick
>40 lashes = 40 eyelashes
I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
>>69079455
Dog Day Afternoon
>>69077835
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!!!
>Do you have references?
BIG
MEATY
Don't worry captain; we'll buff out those scratches.
>>69079570
CLAWS
NOSFERATO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPsJE3GSblY
>I'LL GET ALL THE CUSTOMERS OUT OF THE KRUSTY KRAB, YOU CALL THE NAVY
>*Hello, you've reached the Patrick Star's voicemail! If you'd like to leave a messa-*
>SQUIDWARD THE ROBOT GOT THE NAVY
>NOT THE NAVY!
Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
>Doesn't look familiar to me.
What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
>Nope, it's not mine.
It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
>Return what to who?
Aren't you, Patrick Star?
>Yup.
And this is your ID.
>Yup.
I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
>That makes sense to me.
Then take it.
>It's not my wallet.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Look Gary, Origami
>"A bird, yay!"
>I give him a week
>I give him 11 minutes
>>69077478
My favorite bit is squidword being a dick to a whole line of customers one by one and a fat guy walks up and he says "lemme guess tiny, a small salad?"
anybody have the intro clip to the episode called pickles?
>>69079726
Did he steal the wallet and put his ID in it?
>>69079959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A67YpUs6sQ
>we serve food here sir
>>69080074
>>69080018
No its from the episode where spongebob and patrick try to make Manta Ray nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBz1QVNlUH8
>>69077685
Get rekt you keklord
I like how Squidward is actually a better friend to SpongeBob than Patrick is.
Firmly grasp it
>>69077478
Patrick prancing and chanting in front of spongebob, "were goin to the carnival, were goin to the carnival, were goin to the ooof" he trips and eats shit, then immediately hops back up and starts resuming his chanting and prancing.
I must have rewound that 100 times the first I saw it!
Who you calling pinhead?
>>69077478
Patrick's wallets.
YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD
>>69077519
Everyone likes spongebob
>>69080473
the first 3 seasons anyway.
>>69079718
I have never seen one moment from any one thing quoted so poorly.
>>69080407
WE'LL BUFF THAT RIGHT OUT, CAP'N
I'm Dirty Dan
All Spongebob episodes after around 2002 are complete and utter shit. The show is still making new episodes and it should have been cancelled a long time ago.
>>69080360
https://youtu.be/8KL3Zvv7reA
>>69077774
No one's too old for this.
I just watched a couple episodes with my brother, and we were fucking dying.
Krusty Krab Training Video best ep or bust.
>>69080649
I'm pretty sure the real one is:
>I'LL WARN THE CUSTOMERS, YOU CALL THE NAVY
>Hello! You've reached the Navy's automated phone service
>SQUIDWARD! THE ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE NAVY
>NOT THE NAVY!
>>69080831
don't think I ever saw this one, but I looked up the clip and I died laughing
>>69079014
sell them to clowns and be rid of those faggots forever when the do the pie in the face bit
>>69080973
https://youtu.be/QVWhwb2j9I4
Trying to clean mr krabs' first dollar "Spongebob we're not cavemen, we have technology"
>finally found a reason to break out my Spongebob folder
>>69079047
the next 9/11 will be a pie eating contest!
>>69077673
>at uni
>lecturer brought chocolate for everyone to celebrate and say "good luck in the exams"
>as soon as they hit the table asian girl sitting with us yells "CHCOCOLATE?!?!" in a throaty voice obviously trying to sound like the guy
>she obviously said it too loud because everyone turned to her like she was crazy
so much schadenfreude
>>69077774
>we're 25
You're actually the right age, since you grew up with the show during its prime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFVvuq67ST0
The best.
>>69081850
>>69081850
>>69081924
this is why cartoons should be animated at 60fps.
>>69081970
>>69082043
I FOUND SQUARE BOB
>>69082258
>oh no Squidward wait, there's cheese on these patties, bubble buddy's lactose intolerant he can't eat cheese
>oh and squidward bubble buddy doesn't like crust
>ketchup on the right
>and squidward
>and squidward
>and squidward
>and squidward
>>69079405
Same here. Didn't get the joke until i was like 15.
>>69080123
His name's Man Ray you fucking pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2fne7FHgE
every time
>>69077478
Is Squidward a True Patrician?
>!THE DUTCHMANS TEASURE!
>!TWO GOLDEN DUBLOONS!
>>69083850
He's /tv/
>You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
>The slash-bringing hasher?
>The hash-slinging slasher.
>The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
>Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.
BLANKETY, BLANKETY, BLANK
I've always loved this moment. 10/10 delivery
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZqdGqcAaNg
>>69084854
NO YOU AIN'T
I TOLD YOU HE WAS ONTO US
>>69085166
Fuck this was one of my favorites
>>69077478
Living like Larry
You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?
>The gang's all here
>>69084203
>First, the lights, then the phone... And the walls will ooze green slime!
>No, wait, they always do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_84gBlRZwO0
>Do you smell it? That smell. The kinda smelly smell, the smelly smell that smells smelly
>>69085696
Jews
>THROW A WATERBALL AT 'EM!
>hey pal,did you just blow in from stupid town?
easily the best spongebob one liner
>>69085850
well i didn't think i'd have to fap after being in a spongebob thread but here we are
>>69081970
that's the most wrong thing to ever be posted
smears add a huge amount of expression to animation and have been used for 100 years
>>69080805
>GBA Video
wow
>yfw you can search almost any line from Spongebob and someone personally uploaded it to Youtube
Pretty much anyone that grew up with this show quotes it on a regular basis
>>69077835
fucking cancer
>>69086198
what a time to be alive
>>69079493
you don't need to explain it, fuckface. He said he didn't understand it AS A KID.
dumb /v/ posters
>Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs?
D E B E R E S (Errands 4u)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeh0NybtAnI
>that riff
OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST AHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'm not a shopping list, I'm a ghhooosstt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EgawuXrQT8
JANET?
MARTY?
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Oh that's right, we don't have a son.
>>69083521
>Man Ray
A hilarious and patrician joke on its own
>After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.
"Would you like some casserole Mr. Vaccumn Cleaner?"
>>69086704
>liking new spongebob
GTFO underage b8
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwXlANwerI
MY LEG is a timeless classic.
>>69077519
Why do you like spongebob so much? there you go you stupid cunt.
>>69086229
The future isn't what we thought it was gonna be
>>69087256
Damn it, anon. I was not expecting feels in a Spongebob thread.
This is a load of barnacles...
>>69080074
>That In 'N' Out Burger reference
Gotta love this show all these years later.
>>69077478
How do you expect me to remember specific details of a show I haven't sat down and watched in nearly a decade?
>>69082258
That's just a cereal box, besides, Spongebob's yellow
EVERY
VILLAIN
IS
LEMONS
>>69086198
It's almost similar to how a bunch of people started quoting Shakespeare all the time. Spongebob is as culturally significant as Shakespeare was.
Uhhh... I can explain
>>69077774
I'm about almost that age and the only way I connect with my brother who's younger than me by seven years is by referencing Spongebob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdgOz-X9Pxs
>>69081775
>every morning I break my legs, and every night I break my arms
>I lie awake at night until my heart attacks put me to sleep
This shit was dark as fuck in hindsight but I laugh every time
>At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
How they managed to put that on air I'll never know.
>>69089751
Meant to reply to
>>69089639
If you guys get the chance go back and warch S1 of spongebob, its great. They got it on Amazon
>>69089849
Damn prime only has seasons 1-2 but not 3. Also 7 and 8 but those don't really count.
>>69077774
If you and your friends do it, and me and my friends do it, then we're all too old for this shit.
I'm 24.
Embrace it anyway, you're a manchild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpnrlUQbguM
>>69077519
Just so you know, Most "black people twitter" posts are actually made by white guys.
>>69089849
>>69089943
>not knowing what putlocker is
And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day - Phone call Mr. Crabs - And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day
AIDED
>>69090871
*****Mr. Plankton
>>69081897
>What a baby...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8
It'll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just likedaytime television.
>Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing testing
>Testing testing testing testing testing
>TESTING
>TEST TEST
>DO YOU READ???
It feels like somebody WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
>>69091111
>grueling
>mind numbing
>repetitive
just like your quads
THE INTER-MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND
>>69092064
ARE AN ENIGMA
>>69079493
thanks
GET A JOB
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This is by far
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cGpylpkEMkY
>>69090784
>Just so you know, Most "black people twitter" posts are actually made by white guys.
white racist guys.
>>69093643
>how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
Kek everytime
>>69085731
kek
>HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
>HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
ctrl+f
no panty raid
dyaa squidward
>>69098185
Best episode.
