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Old thread >>69074718
first for myself
Promise me, Ned.
>>69076871
Tell me /got/ what is there left to watch for?
How did Dany's story turn so shit?
You almost forget when she first bought the Unsullied and fucked shit up. I used to enjoy her story
>>69076880
manlet edition
nth for DAQUEENINDANORF
>>69076927
its better than the books you fag
nth for Maisie
>>69076880
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
Highgarden!!!
First for Randy
>>69076929
It was always shit.
Search your feelings.
>>69076948
Gilly is so fucking hot
bobandy
>>69076949
>its better than the books
nth for Chad
>>69076949
This is an 18+ only site.
>>69076960
Yet here you are
>>69076989
mediocre adaptation > book
Just the added layer of visualization and audio improve something tenfold FAG
>>69076973
Gonna need better pics than that one
>>69076962
sooooooooo hot
but
WHAT
does it MEAAAAN?
>>69076965
Khaalesi's off springs?
>>69076880
DELETE THIS
>>69076972
I search them and I know my words to be true.
A young girl with no idea what's going on, having to flee from her home after her family got overthrown, win only her brother as family. A creepy crazy brother telling her of the throne that belongs to them, being sold to some random savage to gain an army, the little girl growing into the fierce ruler that's in her blood. It was a cool story until she ended up in Meereen
>>69076965
Good to see that Dany finally decided to lose some weight
>>69077023
those are big wounds
>Mfw when the most common best actors go to Stannis, Roose and Tywin when they all essentially play the same role
>Le cold, calculating, pragmatic man archetype xD, me so horny for mature male actors playing easy roles xD
Alfie Allen is the real star of the show
What if Dany gets finally to King's Landing and is too fat to sit on the Iron Throne (if she's not already?)
>>69077011
>its better than the books
>>69077058
Agreed
>>69077049
because then we realized how shit a ruler dany is and she's only any good at temporary conquest.
her power lies in destruction
>>69076960
cool story bro
>>69077058
I would say Alfie has been the best actor after season 1, Bean and Addy really carried the first.
Fookin legend
>>69077107
>>69077072
stay upset kiddos
>>69077023
>7 cuts for the 7 gods
it's like poetry, it rhymes
>>69077067
She's not going to bend the throne, she's going to break the throne.
>>69077011
Agree. Show cut alot of deadweight from the books.
>all of quentyn
>lol dorkstar edgelord
>second dwarf
>rickon and le epic wild goos chase
>>69077058
Alfie is a bright spot, that's for sure.
I'd put the official got actor tier list at:
GOAT Actors in the Show
>Theon
>Cersei
>Jaime
>Davos
Great actors, but not the best
>Stannis
>tyrion
>Roose
All the rest tier
>all the rest
Worst actor so far tier:
>jon snow
>>69076972
Personally I enjoyed watching them travel through the wasteland and Dany being absolutely ravaged by Drogos MDC (Massive Dothraki Cock), Qarth was kinda neat too
can I skip season 5 and start directly on season 6? I heard s5 was terrible and mostly filler anyway, and my backlog of series is getting too big.
Anyone else watching the Flash?
>>69077141
>jon snow worst
dany and sand sneks are worse
>>69077141
Yes, I could get behind this actually, good list
>>69076929
Siege of Mereem may save us yet.
>>69077124
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>69077072
The show may be a trainwreck at the moment but let's not pretend the books are anything other than dogshit hack writing too.
>>69077164
not really.
just skip dany filler and the sneks, it's a pretty good season without that
>>69077141
>>Worst actor so far tier:
>>jon snow
I disagree
>>69076948
Liam "Kill all fatties" Cunningham
>>69077141
fucking idiot list
>>69077180
I'm probably biased because of that one scene with bronn, but i've enjoyed the sand snakes so far. it's just the plot is taking them in a retarded direction.
Dany is hit or miss.
But Jon makes ever scene he's in worse.
>>69076948
>That varys face
the absolute madman
>>69077023
There weren't 7 wounds in the books right? Wasn't it the entire castle stabbing him to death?
>>69076880
I'm a swede and your English qts look inbred as fuck.
Even your tens are God fuck awful and this bitch playing Sansa in particular is a turtleneck haggis wore with no curves and eyes to far apart like a fucking grasseater - not to mention her nonexistent acting skills.
That there are people calling THAT beautiful, you southerners must have asses for heads.
ARRGGGGH save me walda
>>69077242
no it was only a few guys
don't remember if it was seven
>Stannis limps badly wounded towards Winterfell alone as Brienne left him to save Sansa
>he does it so Shireens burning was not in vain and for her sake, go on and finish what he started
>the Bolton sounds the horn and send out their entire army with Ramsay in the lead to further humiliate him
>Stannis then prepares for his last stand knowing this is where the last of the Baratheons shall fall and contemplates about his life decisions and takes a deep breath as the hooves of the Bolton horses sound closer and closer
>then suddenly another horn can be heard in the distance
>2000 good men riding on flaming horses ride out of the forest to Stannis aid followed by the other half of his army and the sky turns dark red as fireballs rain down upon the Bolton army
>then slowly descending out of the red clouds a massive burning ship commanded by demons of R'hollor that fire volleys of burning cannonballs at the Boltons who are fleeing in terror
>screams of pain can be heard as Melisandre is tied to the ship as a figurehead ornament
>and on the bowsprit stands Ser Davos playing Fury of the Stag on a flaming guitar to boost the morale of the fighters below
>with a single tear in his eye Stannis thinks to himself "Davos you old sea rat" as his sword bursts in flames and he summons a flaming horse to lead the cavalry charge
>Davos then screams to the demons to throw more wildlings into the furnace to make the ship go faster as they are on a collision course with Winterfell
>Ramsey weeps as he thinks to himself "No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge of the North!"
>screen cuts black
> and who, are you
>>69077164
my mom actually died of cancer after we watched season 5 together
make of that what you will
daily reminder that the greatjon's gift is the real Roose, and he's ready to pay the iron price
Why did the Karstarks betray Roose?
>>69077283
I hope this isn't true. The idea of a son making light of his mother cancers to make a witty quip depresses me.
>>69077283
meme magic be strong
>>69077270
Stannis didnt travel to Jon's body
Jon is now the goose, who's gonna go on the loose and revenge kill Ramsay
>>69077300
>great john gets ramsey in karhold
>captures him
>rikon stark beheads him with babby sized sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMjitrCvcc
Can anyone explain the economy of the iron islands to me? Do they literally make all their money/food/drink by raiding, or are there people who take one for the team on the islands and sow?
>>69077319
bad writing.
>>69077319
They wanted revenge against Jon Snow and Sansa, the Last of the Starks, and Roose didn't wanna attack Castle Black. Ramsay's all for it, though, so they didn't protest his coup
>>69077319
Cause it's easier to fuck Ramsay over in the long run if you ever need to than it is to fuck Roose over
>>69077322
If you get depressed by the mere mention of someone dying how the fuck do you even survive in the outside world?
How much of a fucking pussy are you? Women are stronger than you.
Not even that guy.
>>69077319
katstarks are fucking shits. They better be Roosing Roose to be this stupid
>>69077319
Because Ramsey is an easier villain to write
>>69077319
because Roose had became complacent after becoming warden, and the retarded karstark heir is a fucking dumb ass cunt fucking cunt
>>69077259
>I'm a swede
t.ahmed
Can show-Euron actually fix the Iron Babbies and stop them being so shit, by the way?
Or is the only man capable of that now cut?
>yfw Ramsay picked up the baby
>>69077195
A lot of those are typical Welsh and Cornish spellings of common names. Almost every fantasy writer ever has taken inspiration from that part of the World
>>69077372
Death doesn't depress, the death of a family used as a punch like of a joke is disrespectful. I'm sorry I'm not edgy.
>play with her ass
>>69077355
There are some iron islands that aren't just rocks. Stuff grows there, they trade it with the mainland for other stuff.
"We do not sow" are the house words of the Greyjoys, other houses are fine with planting things to not die.
>>69077058
>Thinking Charles dance is a mediocre actor.
I want the millennials to leave.
>>69077384
>complacent
>betraying the lannisters after helping them secure the throne is complacent
Whaaa? Dude was moving mountains behind the scenes. He just didn't want to have to reconquer the north because he attacked the night's watch and pissed everyone in it off.
>>69077322
Nigger please, I hope people make jokes over my death when I'm dead, make some people smile, man fuck you nigga you don't appreciate lif
>Promise me, Ned!
>>69077350
I wonder how smashed Dillane had to get to force himself through this tripe.
>tfw terminally I'll
>have a year or two left, if I'm lucky
>asoiaf books and show won't be done by then
normally I would type JUST, but my shits already fucked so whatever
BLAY WIT ER ARSH
>>69077416
Its just a joke dude, do you really think his dead mother minds? Its not even disrespectful to anyone on an anonymous website
>>69077382
It's this.
>>69077431
even that was just a lazy method of consolidating influence in the north, and that was dropped into his hands.
everything around that was just laziness, he let ramsay fuck sansa about.
From out of nowhere, Stone Cold is cast as a new Recruit for the Nights Watch, what happens?
>>69077195
It is a balance between exotic and recognizable. It is easy to understand and you still feel in a different place. I think it is brilliant.
Just because it is simple doesn't mean it is bad.
And as if Tolkien was any better. His Earendil poem is entirely stolen from the Aurvandil poem. He just changed a few letters and the translation, that is all.
>>69077429
I'm not saying he's a bad actor, I'm saying his role is easy to play
Why aren't Ramsay's dogs pitbulls?
>>69077141
Alfie was shit as Theon until the torture started. He's much better as Reek.
qtest girl to have been in the show?
>>69077514
Pitbulls are good dogs they dindu nuffin
>>69077522
Lyanna
>>69077141
Stannis and Roose are far better than Tyrion.
>>69077350
Dillane sounds utterly BORED reading this. He didn´t care about the show at all.
>>69077521
>Alfie was shit
Get out.
>>69077521
you're a faggot.
>>69077355
What this guy said, partially >>69077421. They do have farming, and some uninhabited islands are used solely for the grazing of sheep, but a lot of the isles is too rocky for serious agriculture.
In reality, they hardly ever actually go hungry because, according to ASOIAF, 9/10 ironborn are fishermen. Reaving and plundering is what the ironborn do to get things they don't have the money to trade for, not to mention that it's also just an ingrained part of their culture. And they also have mines on the bigger islands, they're called the Iron Islands because their biggest export is literally iron (all the fish and sheep are for their own eating, so they have basically nothing else to sell)
>>69077270
Save me Barry!
points for getting the reference.
>>69077521
He was good once he went back home
>>69077418
>play with her ass
instant Emmy. or Golden Globe or whatever
>>69077401
>yfw Ramsay picke
Why didn't he fucking kill the baby and fat Walda in the room she gave birth so that he could tell people she died in childbirth. Now he's invoked the ire of the riverlands.
Does /got/ want to get triggered?
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/lists/top-40-game-of-thrones-characters-ranked-20140331/daenerys-targaryen-19691231
>>69077501
>Battle for Winterfell
>Ramsey has knocked Jon off his horse, and is standing over him ready to deliver the killing blow.
>"Any last words, lord bastard?"
>Jon smiles, "I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!"
>*Glass breaks*
>>69077410
>>69077504
>seriously defending a writer for pulling that cheap as fuck trick and praising their intelligence for it
With the average reader apparently this simple it's no wonder /lit/ grew such a stick up their ass, I'd be piss off too if my hobby was full of such retards.
>>69077606
>why does Walda have 60 dagger holes?
>she died with the child m'lady
>>69077575
>dudes just get water poured over their head in the show
>niggas are LITERALLY drowned in the books
>>69077651
You can kill people without stabbing anon. He had a maester right there.
Why does everyone seem to think Jon has been dead for anything more than like, 12 hours before resurrected? It isn't like people just walked passed his dead body for a couple days and paid no attention. There's nothing in the show to even suggest it took more than a night or so from Jon's death to revival.
>>69077501
He's gonna stunner Ramsay from the top of the wall
>>69077666
>LITERALLY drowned
eh? They can't all get drowned at the ceremony can they? How does that work?
>>69077610
>He lay wounded while his king died. Then he was forced to stand aside as his new king got killed by a boar. Then he was forced into early retirement by that same king's son. Barristan the Bold has a spotty track record as a member of the Kingsguard. But as a Queensguard for Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, the old man may have some life left in him yet.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING SHOWFAG NORMIES
>>69077610
I'm not giving rollingjew any clicks
Is Theon the gift for Ramsay?
>>69077682
probably cause the wildlings had time to get the message then come back, but they didn't even settle that far away i think, it's only been about 18 hours or so since Edd left.
>>69077635
yeah why didnt gurm just call everyone dave, bob, jim and steve?
>>69077690
they drown them until they aren't breathing then pull them out
>>69077635
I'm not praising him for it, just excusing it. Why not criticise the Arthurian legends?
>Morgana
>Morwenna
>Morvoren
>Mordred
>Gareth
>Gaehrydd
>Gawaine
>Gallahad
Unimaginative as fuck
>>69077707
Either that or fake Rickon
>>69077711
It couldn't have been more than 24 hours from death to revival though. but everyone online seems to think he was up there for weeks before brought back.
>>69077690
Can't remember the name of the Ironshit, but the Damphair literally drowned a dude to affirm his belief in the drowned god.
The drowned men are called so because they have been, literally, drowned.
Will HBO finally show us what we want in episode 3? And by that I mean Chaosh man.
>>69077610
>Catelyn is number 39
Yeah, I'm fucking triggered. She's GRRM's best POV and the actress was phenomenal.
>>69077682
It was at least a day. They showed Thorne talking to Davos while he sun was up. Then the wildlings attack at night.
>>69077707
Nope
>>69077283
That's not cool or funny. You're a legitimately evil person for saying that.
>>69077690
Most just get a little water. Full on drowning isn't done too often, usually for priests.
>>69076960
lol you have dogshit in your shoe?
>>69077610
>using the exact same entry image for Stannis and then Melisandre only two entries later
>>69077690
read the fucking books, they do
there is a god that revives them
>>69077707
Its Rickon and a dead Shaggydog
>>69077766
Unless it's Aeron conducting the ceremony, then all those suckers are going under.
>>69077760
>You're a legitimately evil person
Lighten up yah cunt
>>69077781
The god of cpr maybe
>>69077760
oh noes an evil person on 4chan, land of hackers and pedophiles
>>69077740
stupidity I guess, that would've been a fucking long wait for Davos/Thorne
>>69076948
Look how close spider hands are to her pussy
>>69077776
They did the same with Varys and Littlefinger, too. I don't know how someone can be too lazy to google a fucking picture.
>"Promise me, Ned"
>>69077730
Apologies senpai desu, I was too triggered by the other post that I didn't read yours again properly;
>>69077723
>>69077781
>>69077747
So are they revived by their god or does the damphair priest have to slam their chest and give them mouth to mouth to get them breathing again?
Can't be good for morale/ troop numbers if you're drowning all the Ironborn kek
why the fuck does Sophie Turner wear high heels all the fucking time? Is she really such a fucking cunt she has to make fun of men that's not 6ft+? you bet your ass I enjoyed your rape scene you piece of shit. Not everyone was blessed with superior genetics.
Reminder that Westeros is diseased and needs to be cleansed of filth. Accept the cure
>>69077815
>iron islands
>cpr
lol
>>69077828
He doesn't like fish pie.
>>69077846
manlet detected
>>69076962
>popshit
>>69077753
>best POV
>Catelyn
>best. POV.
Yeah, well I guess, if you like a hateful bitch with no redeeming quality other than a paranoid love for her litter. If you love prejudice and arrogance and believing in rumors and prejudices of other people, Cat Tully is the right pov for you.
>>69077707
>"we have a gift for you!"
>It's Stannis
>Ramsay's eyes gleam
>Stannis stands up, his hands still bound
>"Get fucked cunt!"
>fucking nuts Ramsay in the face
>the Umbers lose their shit
>someone shouts "the North Remembers!"
>it's Rickon
>He's riding a polar bear
>behind him are the Mormonts of Bear Island
>they're all riding bears
>in the confusion Stannis strangles Ramsay to death with his chains
>the Kastark heir shits himself
Cap this it's confirmed
>>69077844
Are you stupid? Its a huge boost to morale when your army is composed of people that died drowned and came back to live.
What is dead may never die.
>>69077635
>>>69077410
>>>69077504
>With the average reader apparently this simple it's no wonder /lit/ grew such a stick up their ass, I'd be piss off too if my hobby was full of such retards.
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>69077908
>no STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
stopped reading there
>>69077846
>you bet your ass I enjoyed your rape scene
Good. So did she
>>69077899
You know liking somebody's POV doesn't mean liking them as characters right?
Cat is generally in the most interesting places with the most interesting people at any given time.
>>69077828
holy shit
>>69077899
>The POV has to be likeable for it to be good
>>69077899
She's a great character, doesn't mean I want to hang out with her.
>>69077753
"Hey Mya, you're a great girl. What's your house name?"
"I'm a Stone."
"Get the fuck out of my sight."
Rinse and repeat bastard hate for three books.
Merett should have cut deeper.
>>69077831
muh dick
>>69077908
>riding bears
YES
>>69077846
>wahhh why won't you cater to my shit genetics
>>>/tumblr/
>>69077937
Save it for episode 4 la
>>69078003
FOR KISLEV
>>69077908
>Ramsay utters his final words as Stannis chokes the life out of him
>This...truly wa-*ACK*. Truly was... aBrawl of Bears©!
>>69077141
>Jon Snow
>worst
I'd agree with this if it were still season one, but Kit Harrington vastly improved along with Sophie Turner. Even though we have seen very little of him, I would say that Pilou Asbæk is the worst, though that might just be the dialogue he was given. Whoever wrote that Balon/Euron encounter really needs to die.
post sansa's rape already
>>69077982
Bastards are literally subhuman
>>69077943
This isn't real is it.
Will we get to see Krakens in the show?
>>69078034
Euron scene was great m8, the fuck?
Dillane's acting was worse
>>69078047
It is real from an EW interview.
>>69078066
CGI budget only covers kelly c's dragons.
>Game of Thrones S8E6
>series turns out to be a Total Immersion Video Game the whole time
>>69078066
Nah. That would take away from the CGI budget and they need that to hide Emilia's 3 chins.
>>69077943
What a good girl.
>>69077846
kek
>>69078070
The line delivery was shit and they seriously crammed every single good line Euron has into 3 minutes.
Plus he looks like ass.
>>69078118
i disagree
>>69076931
you said it
>>69078145
You're entitled to your opinion. Fair enough.
>>69078118
you need to die period.
>>69078118
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
I AM THE STORM
I AM THE PUSH YOU OFF A BRIDGE IN THE DARKNESS
>>69077666
>>69077690
>>69077723
>>69077844
>>69077910
>>69077791
>>69077781
Jesus Christ guys, quit reading reddit and GoT wiki and read some fucking primary material.
This guy >>69077766 is right...."drowned men" are the priests, and they're the only ones that ritualistically become purposely drowned, and then brought back to life by primitive CPR. Other pious ironborn can choose to do so if they want to prove their faith, but they don't have to. Anointment with seawater is enough for regular people.
It should be required to read A World of Ice and Fire before you're allowed to make any posts related to lore, ffs people
>>69078118
Fuck of Mikkelson fag go tip your fedora elsewhere
>>69078070
I meant Tyrion not Stannis, dunno wh I wrote that.
>>69078167
he is easily the worst cast out of any of the characters
>"Do they keep a bear down here?" Brienne was moving, slow and wary, sword to hand; step, turn, and listen. Each step made a little splash. "A cave lion? Direwolves? Some bear? Tell me, Jaime. What lives here? What lives in the darkness?"
>"Doom." No bear, he knew. No lion. "Only doom."
>>69078179
it should be required to leave mom's basement prior to breathing ffs.
>>69078167
>>69078180
Pft you faggots are salty enough to be Euron too.
>>69078070
You have to be literally mentally retarded to enjoy that scene
>>69077982
this.
Becoming Lady Stoneheart didn't change her personality or character at all. She is still the same blind bitch. Only difference is that she now is able to act on her hatred. She finally is relieved of the shackles of courtesy and law, she can now act out all her thoughts.
>>69077697
Stay bootyblasted, bookfag.
>>69078217
I live in an apartment, that I pay for myself from a six-figure engineering salary. Fag
>>69078206
you still need to die. period.
>>69078179
>says the guy who literally just went to the wiki to look that up
>>69078233
i see, care to explain?
Anyone have the "finally I have become the game of thrones" Ned image
>>69078179
wikifag spotted
>>69078179
Well, i thought most of them wants to be fully drowned
>>69078263
sure you do. you sound like a welfare king with all the time on your hand to read that shit that gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm spews out his vag.
investment banker here with 6 figure salary here you cunt with apt in nyc. now go fuck yourself.
>>69076919
Freckles are so gross.
>>69078231
You just built up this "idea" of who Euron is in your head and the cognitive dissonance is too much. I ain't salty because i like show euron
>implying the Maesters didn't kill the dragons
>implying they haven't been stagnating technology
>implying they don't actively undermine magic
>implying they don't actively spy on all the great houses
>implying the only reason they hate the Ironborn is because they don't tolerate their shit
Euron is going to bring justice to the grey jews
>>69078179
Name the seven children of AerysII Targaryen
no, it should not be required to read the fanfic encyclopaedia of Elio Garcia with the permission of GRRM, it should be required to read the books, but I get your meaning.
>>69078266
Different guy senpai. Euron's actor is shit, his introduction was shit, and I can tell that the whole Ironborn plot is going to be shit this season from what we've seen so far, depending on how much screentime Euron has.
>>69078320
People who dislike freckles are gross.
>>69078231
yeah, I really should judge an enitre character and acting ability in 2 min scene.
>Arthur Dayne duel wields
>>69076948
Margery looks like a gross frog every where but GOT.
>>69078322
>You built up this idea of Euron in your head
Yea mate. It's almost like.... Idk it's almost like there's source material that describes exactly what he looks like or something. I don't know where I could've gotten the mental image from.
You can like show Euron. I don't have to share your opinion. That you can't handle that is a legit sign of autism.
>>69078307
Alot of Ironborn like Yara are degenerate liberal who don't care much for the old ways.
>>69078353
damn, ok then.
>>69078340
The Maesters are conspiring but they're right and R'hllor and Hodor are just demons who care nothing for humanity.
>>69078353
you need to die too
>>69077943
It might sound off but i fucked her after a club-party in London. Second easiest shag of my entire life
>>69076948
I'd smash Sophie, especially if she also had her hair done up like pic related
>>69078207
what was that scene again?
>>69078322
Now that is Euron how I imagined him.
A transgendered woman with coral blue #5 and a customer's card at Hot Topic .
>>69078322
If you want to be far we haven't seen enough of Euron to tell if he's good or bad.
>>69077028
Worst shop I have ever seen.
>>69077831
>>69077983
flawless taste
>>69076948
>theon thundercock in the back
>>69078420
this guy gets it.
>>69078400
Sophie looks like a fuckin arsehole, and sounds like one of those posh cunts that stand in the corridors of uni libraries talking to their fuckin mums on the phone
>>69078363
>duel wields
>>/wowg/
>>69077067
Cheeto farts melt steel swords.
>>69077138
>>69077011
Damn, you guys are cute.
>>69078437
>24
>married
hahahahaha dropped so fast
>>69078359
I criticized three things.
>His appearance
I don't need 2 hours of footage to judge this. He doesn't fit the role on appearance alone. Period.
>His line delivery
His lines were flat. I'm not saying the guy is a shitty actor but that his line delivery for that scene was shit. That's criticism of the scene. I don't need a fuck ton of other scenes to see that.
>Butchering his content to fit into a small scene
A criticism of the scene writing, not the character. They took several of Euron's line and put then together completely out of context and it came across incredibly forced. Like a checklist.
Again I don't need more scenes to judge that one.
>>69078417
He looks more like the book description which is all some people seem to care about.
>>69077242
I think it was just 3 guys.
>>69077521
Alfie was the best part about season 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaU_VpMu0cE
>>69078440
Is that Melly? Dressed like a circus harlot?
>>69078445
Don't care, those legs, that hair and that sad look on her face have mesmerized my dick
Anyone else enjoy Arya getting the shit beaten out of her
Shame it wasnt for longer
>>69078489
Why shouldn't you care about it?
>>69078503
more like memerized you cuck. your dumb cunt has been duped by sansa meme magic
>>69078502
Yes shes a ''free spirit''
>peaky blinders starts in 2 days
>Jon's back, BwB's back, Radmure's back, Theon's back
based
>>69078539
Arya getting hit? Good.
Blind girl with no name getting hit? I don't like it, its bully.
>>69078556
You jealous Maisie?
>>69078486
appearance was fine, no big deal. it's like how dario doesn't have a blue beard. makes little difference.
line delivery was perfectly fine. he came off as menacing and unstable. do you want him to be like the Joker?
butchering of content? it's an adaptation with about 15 more episodes left. They're cutting a lot of useless shit and scenarios. Of course they are going to use his famous lines while they can. you need to understand that not everything will be exactly like in the book.
>>69078539
Yes but im sure they'll fuck it up. Probably have Arya kill the waif to complete her training or some shit.
Anyone else watches "After the Thrones" after every episode on HBO?
How does it work? Two bookfags explaining teh episode all happy and shit, how is that even possible? The show is terrible trash.
What the feck is this bloody waif everyone is going on about
>>69078614
Not him but you are wrong in all your points.
>>69078614
Not the same anon but his appearance is pretty lackluster. Could have atleast given him some unique armor or something.
>>69078654
friend of the kindly man
>>69078315
>you sound like a welfare king
>investment banker here with 6 figure salary
So you can play off my claim like it's nothing, then make a bold one of your own. You can say whatever you want, I know what I am and what I do. And NYC? Have fun with rent, loser, I'm making bank.
>>69078348
Daeron (didn't live), Aegon (didn't live), Shaella (didn't live), Jaeharys (didn't live), Rhaegar, Viserys, Dany, and bunch of stillborns and bastards.
>>69078304
>>69078275
(You)
>>69078679
oh ok, i'll take your word for it.
>>69077355
They farm, fish and mine. But in their society real man are sailors and basically pirates. The ones doing the rest of the work were slaves before the Iron Island were annexed to the Seven Kingdoms and after that weaklings or scary men that wouldn't want to give their life to piracy.
>>69078614
agreed about the delivery
>>69078707
>actually buying the books
L O L
>>69078654
The girl that beats the shit out of arya and bullies her all the time at assassin school
I don't even know who this Euron dick is, but as a non bookfag, it'd be nice for him to have some kind of distinguishing characteristic. It's getting harder and harder to keep all these pasty white people straight. An eyepatch or whatever would be welcome.
>>69078710
Good, and thanks.
More people should be like you.
>>69078707
>Sauron
BRAVO GEORGE.
>>69078720
>resorting to personal attacks
L M A O
M
A
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>>69078707
welfare king confirmed... no wonder you have all that time in the world.
>>69078725
are you face blind faggot?
>>69077055
for you
>>69078639
I saw a few minutes of it after last episode. Liked how DnD once said they weren't doing flashbacks because its lazy writing then proceeded to bullshit about how that wasn't a true flashback.
>>69078701
>>69078722
Aaah many thank. And why is she called the waif?
>>69078735
I know when I'm bested.
What should I do next?
>>69078707
It is curious, MORE THAN CURIOUS, that GRRM never ever before, interviews, books or blog posts, mentioned Aerys to have fathered more than the three children Rhaegar, Viserys and Daenerys. Elio just invented that crap. It adds nothing but fucks up the continuity of the story and Rhaegar's visions.
>>69078725
I legit thought it was Theon until I got a good look at his face and he'd said a few line.
>>69078742
Maybe. Or there's just too many uninteresting characters, and it's like they don't even try.
>>69078725
>expecting the writers to add the defining characteristic to each character as depicted by the book
lol
They are ACTIVELY trying to shit on the books as much as possible by doing LITERALLY the opposite of what the book does or tries to do.
>only watch the show to enjoy Preston Jacob's commentary
I can't be the only one
>>69078763
No idea. I had to look the name up on google to even find outbwho it was lol xD
>>69078739
Elaborate how I am a welfare king? It's 9 PM my time, my work stays at work.
And how about you, Mr NYC bigshot? You haven't offered up your own proof
>>69078763
Because she's my waifu.
>>69078707
>lists the names
le cringe
>>69078782
I know I am doing the same thing. Fuck the show. Literally. FUCK IT TO DEATH.
>>69078766
The three that everyone hears about are the only ones that survived past being babies, all the others were stillborns or unacknowledged bastards
Doesn't ruin the narrative
But then hey, I don't write this shit, I just read it
>>69078771
nah ur dumb
>>69078614
I disagree. And guess what, your opinion isn't going to make me suddenly enjoy the scene.
If you like Euron in the show, good for you.
I personally wasn't impressed. He didnt appear menacing in the slightest in what is probably his most menacing scene and absolutely nothing about him is distinguishing for one of the few remaining major characters. That's my opinion. Some people share it.
If you can't handle differing opinions, I suggest you off yourself because life is full of them.
>>69078778
>ACTIVELY trying to shit on the books
Are each of their stools fouler and fouler?
>>69078806
>le cringe
Indeed, ~tip~ to you my good man
>>69078796
She is literally the ugliest non obese/old lass in the show
>>69078707
>he actually bought the enciclopedia to a fantasy book
Holy fucking shit. /lit/ would love to hear about this. Be right back.
>>69078820
no no no, i told you to kill yourself first mate.
no way that you can turn that around on me!
>>69078832
I was joking, but she's not ugly.
>>69078707
Elio's writing is so fucking juvenile
>>69078791
cmon, everyone here knows you're a welfare king.
how many stamps did you cash in today?
Hold on, i gotta go burn some dollar bills.
>>69077730
You forgot Morgause and Morgan Le Fay. I like that, by contrast, we weren't allowed an Asha and an Osha in case it got confusing.
>>69076880
> Brienne looking kinda hot
what sorcery is this?
>>69078855
Good riddance, no one will care
>>69078883
I like it
>>69078898
>everyone here knows you're a welfare king
Ok famagotchi. Wanna send us a pic of that NY skyline?
>>69077730
Those are actual names and they weren't concocted by an author
>>69078831
you're most welcome. it felt good to put that guy in his place by making fun of his autism.
now for dinner.
>>69076962
Her eye wrinkles are out of control in this picture.
Looks like a grandma
When's my boy young griff appearing on the show?
>>69078903
>what sorcery is this?
you being a desperate virgin
>>69078951
lol I'm that same guy you dingus
>>69078969
He's not
>>69078766
It has too, since all the info in aWoIaF is actually cannon made out of the material Martin put up with the aSoIaF series and the novellas of Duncan the Tall.
Elio basically gather all of that created a timeline and then added shit here and there, and some of it even spoils the Duncan the Tall series, thanks for that George.
>>69078922
>famagotchi
>>69078869
Do you want to do it together?
so what's the big leek that is supposed to be huge??
>>69078940
You are stupid as shit, Batman is an actual name, doesn't mean its derivative.
Literally ALL names are derivatives of something at least 2000 years old.
>>69078922
sure, go to google images and type in nyc skyline. what's the matter, can't afford computer on that welfare check?
>>69078901
>Morgause
Shit how did I miss that?
>>69078940
Mate I know I'm feckin from Kernow. But Kevan, Ramsay, Jon, Brynden, Catelyn, Asha, and plenty others besides are all legit spellings of those names where I live. Even the local saints are called Piran (from Ciaran) and Petroc (from Patrick)
>>69079009
hmm, why don't we just keep shitposting?
>>69079039
Lol yup, confirmed for trolling. I'm gonna turn in, I have to go to work tomorrow. Those SLS booster nozzles aren't going to optimize themselves
>>69079069
dude cmon, where you going? I'm not done with you yet.
>>69079022
Spoilers
>>69079097
thats a big leek
>>69079097
what did he mean by this?
Do we need another thread?
cucks
>>69078834
>>69077575
That shit was stupid. Why is he wobbling? Why does he always talk like he has a mouth full of marbles? He's shit. All that awkwardness fits Reek, but not Theon early in the books.
>>69079300
How is he wobbling?
>>69079323
Look at that scene again, he's wiggling around as he stands there like he's trying way to had to convey pitiful awkwardness.
>>69079367
looks windy as FUCK
>>69079300
Confirmed for worthless faggot
>>69077450
instant voice change
>>69077677
>>69077651
I think there was a Stephen King book where a Queen was assassinated by the nurse cutting her insides and blaming it on childbirth when she bled out.
