It's garbage. 0/10
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It's garbage. 0/10
more like 6/10
not garbage but severely overrated
just like Winter Soldier
>>69073524
No shit, it's Marvel Studios. None of their movies rate higher than a 3/10.
>>69073524
inb4 DCcuck
Its GOAT 10/10
>>69073524
It's severely overrated.
Not even better than TWS and that ine is mediocre.
>>69073524
Hi, Zack. How's your wife/producer?
Took my gf to it, we both liked it a lot, the airport scene was our favorite, then she sucked on my penis.
Has a DC fan ever had his penis sucked on by a girl that wasnt his mom? I doubt it
ITT buttblasted DCucks throw more temper tantrums
>calling literally any movie 0/10
>>69074961
>A SECOND FRESH REVIEW!
Holy kek my sides
>>69074939
Nice fan fiction, m8.
Post Evans'
>someone doesn't like another manufactured Marvel film
>better call them a DC shill to deflect
Happens everytime without fail. How pathetic really.
hey everybody
can someone post the plot? I'm not going to see this shit, but I want to spoil it for neckbeards
How could this film be so fucking boring. Antman was the only good thing about this film
>>69075845
Get a life.
>>69075936
unlikely of ever happening
>>69075901
All Marvel and their shits that they call films are fucking boring.
>>69076043
Please family and do yourself a favor and fucking kill yourself.
>>69075635
>madness
>>69073524
It's a solid 7 or 8. Doesn't beat the GOAT Winter Soldier tbqh.
>>69076252
>tbqh
Opinion discarded.
>>69074968
Should've put May 6
>>69076252
>he fell for the TWS is good meme
>>69076730
>i'm a mad DCuck
>>69076252
Don't kid yourself, it's hardly a 6, let alone a 7 or 8.
>>69076824
>Being THIS MUCH of a Marvelshill
BAKA FAMILY.
This movie feels like hiring a prostitute and paying for the girlfriend experience.
You know, when you pay a prostitute and she acts lovely dovey, act cute and sweet, and treats you like prince charming for a day. But when you're actually having sex and enjoying yourself you feel empty inside because you know this is all deliberate?
I can just picture the previewers hooked up to MRI machines scanning their brains patters to decide which scenes are funnier.
I really enjoyed myself watching this, even thought deep down I know this movie was made to extract as much attention from my brain is a cold and deliberate way. I need to take a shower.
>DCucks the thread
I can only imagine OP sitting in the theater with his Batman hat on and Superman sweatpants stained and putrid, with his arms crossed and the biggest frown on his face as he watches the movie, knowing it's superior in every way but trying his damnedest to find reasons to hate it.
>>69077436
>paying for sex
tl;Dr
Stopped reading what I'm sure would be a profound statement.
>>69074961
GUYS, CIVIL WAR IS DOWN FROM 94% TO 92%
THE PRAYER CIRCLE IS WORKING!!
Bloated, blatant and shameless extended commercial for future films with banal development and pandering to immature audiences.
8/10
>>69073524
Would you like to give a reason BvS fan/master baiter?
>>69073524
As a DC fan this bring be great joy. FUCK YES!!
>>69077436
>going to hookers for gf exp.
>>69074961
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>69077436
i thought gf experience was just so she'd suck you off with no condom...
>>69075845
Trump is elected. Half of the Avengers decide to move to Canada.
>>69073524
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>>69076730
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>>69077779
>DCucks this butt devastated.
Your tears are my penis lubrication for when I'm masturbating furiously at the thought that dc has will never compete with marvel
>>69077922
No gf experience is an intimate experience which includes dfk, bbbj, heavy petting/ cuddling and usually two pumps.
>Hey guise this movie sucks!!!
>My opinion is better than critics and the majority of the board!!!!!!
>not contrarian promise!!
d-do I fit in yet guise... n-not a dcuck...
>>69078175
>not liking capeshit makes you a dcuck
>>69078265
>tfw too scared to pay for gf experience
>all these juvenile shitposts
I don't believe you're real people
Marvel shills are so easily baited you can get them to post with almost anything
I'm honestly afraid it's going to be shit. Y'all remember Batman vs Superman? Shit made me cringe in disgust after watching it. Honestly wanted to sperg out in the movie theater and curse.
Civil War looks like it's headed in the same direction especially with Captain and Tony about to wreck each other. I mean they is best pals, how could shit get so bad that they have to turn on each other?
I'm still watching it when it comes out though. Maybe shrinking cuck man will save this movie somehow.
Do you think this could have been better if it was a Cap movie instead of Avengers 2.5?
>>69078864
It would be much more contained and have a smaller cast, so yes.
>>69078625
It's actually pretty great. I fell in love with a thai whore, went to see her regularly eventually she let me fuck her without a condom. was pretty great
>>69078801
It's a better constructed movie than bvs, having said that I enjoyed bvs more. Odds are You will probably like civil war anon
>>69078864
>>69078937
Yep, it's obvious they wanted to do another WS movie until RDJ came and fucked it up. Anyway, i will watch Infinity War when the dvd is released, at least i know that movie will have a solid storyline than this one.
>>69073524
BvS was so much better that this grabage
>>69079143
Yes, U-RHDDVD 4K or some shit like that will replace Bluray, i don't even care at this point, i'm dropping capeshit and Hollywood in general.
>>69073524
GENERIC BAD REVIEW CHECKLIST
>nothing happens
>boring action
>dumb characters
>boring script
>bad cgi
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>predictable plot
>lackluster acting
>no emotions
>forgettable premise
>lazy plot devices
>stolen ideas
>overstuffed plot
>dumb audience
>confusing editing
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again
>>69079003
How does one "enjoy" bvs? How could you possibly enjoy your favorite superheroes try to murder each other for stupid reasons while the pleb human species on earth does nothing but cower in fear (except the richfaggot who fucked with alien tech)?
>>69078603
what else would it make you?
>>69078572
>relying on critics to form your own opinion
>actually enjoying the pile of shit that is the MCU
viperkillyourselfmyman.jpg
>>69079282
Bye!
Anyone who didn't have a little tear in their eye after the Iron Man and Cap fight is a terrible person.
>>69077436
damn anon
how do you enjoy anything
>>69079583
Older than 15. The only good thing about capeshit is the memes.
>>69079347
I loved everything about it. I loved lex and I loved everything batman. Superman and cavill especially were squandered but he still gave out a great performance.
I absolutely loved that this superman felt burdened by the peoples expectation and him being idolised as a God, I loved the more cynical batman and his struggle with his place in the world. The atmosphere was great wonder woman was decent.
It surprises me that more people don't like it but it's all good
>>69079741
>majority of the board is critics
>hurr durr my taste is better than critics
>being a dcuck
dcuck pls hang yourself asap
>>69080348
nigga the superman and batman you saw were not cannon at all. Not only that but they were two thirds to complete retards who couldn't stop acting like vengeful edgy teenagers and fucking talk with each other about all the spooky shit going on.
I'm not even mad that they fought each other but they were just represented so wrongly it pissed me off.
>>69079741
>DCucks
>>69075901
>guy who did next to nothing was the only good thing
Err..I guess..
>>69073524
mad dcuck detected
DCuck : The thread
Has best girl on it, it's an automatic 8/10 at least.
>>69080526
I don't read comics and I didn't go into the movies with any preconceptions about who they should be or are.
It felt like a breath of fresh air after the seemingly endless marvel movies (I don't hate marvel) and if you didn't like that they fought each other due to a lack of communication than you really won't like civil war.
I don't understand how they were edgy teenagers anon, Bruce maybe but he was acting on fear
>>69073524
rude
>>69073524
THE WORLD WAR 1 WAS CAUSED BY THE FRENCH ARMY
CURSE THEM FOR DEFENDING FRANCE, IF THEY HADN'T NO FRENCH PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED
god this was absolutely retarded
>stop apocalypse from happening and the end of the universe
>some random building falls and kills a nigger/baby
>HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN HITLER MY WIFE'S SON AND I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE YOU STAY PUT AND DIE IN THE APOCALYPSE YOU ASSHOLES
how the fuck is this acceptable in 2016?
true
so is EVERY superhero movie
they are made for children
you guys are no worse than /mlp/
It's garbage because it's capeshit. Seriously superheroes need to dissappear right now.
>>69073524
Snydercucks on suicide watch.
Maybe I just missed something, but it seemed like the real plot was about finding the other winter soldiers. The civil war aspect was a distraction giving this, the real threat, more time to do some shit.
So the, why, in a two hour movie, did they not encounter the winter soldiers? I'm fine with not resolving a conflict, but I feel like this movie barely addressed their conflict.
I honestly could have missed something, though, I got distracted.
>>69078265
>dfk
i had to google this
cool, i didn't know you could pay for that
>>69074960
Godfather III
>>69082289
They werent activated
>>69081679
Comic books are built on supes and capes, no one was original enough to create another concept.
>>69082289
I know, remember the Russos wanted to do a Cap sequel not an Avengers one.
>>69078175
>Marvelcucks are this delusional.
TSK TSK BAKA
>>69078960
Cool story, bro.
>>69074939
your mom sucked my penis, it was like 27% satisfactory though like you always knew. Heh
>>69080338
Im glad im not a miserable fuck that cant enjoy capeshit movies and shitpost about it on /tv/.
The best thing of been an adult is been able to ignore the things you dont like and find even more enjoyment in the things you do. You'll probably learn that in a few years.
>>69082916
100% true bro. Her "name" was mint her real name was premchai something and she was qt as fuck
ITT : DCucks impotently lash out at marvel while BvS fails horribly
>>69073524
Why? You obviously haven't see it, OP.
>>69073524
>dcuck contrarians shitting over the best marvel flick to date
don't get it twisted, all capeshit can aspire to be is a well directed and structured entertaning flick and this delievered with passing honors unlike the borefest that is bvs
>>69074300
Fuck off, retard.
does anyone else feel sad for Chris Evans
>Cap 1 bombs
>needs Black Widow to pimp the second movie
>third movie is set up against BvS
>no one trusts him and they bring in Iron Man
>movie now makes huge money at the box office
>>69074300
correct.
>>69086291
I dont feel bad for him, seems happy af in interviews and on set.
>>69086291
>Cap 1 bombs
It made about 2.5 times it's budget, plus during AoU's run Captain America was the most discussed character in social media.
>>69086291
>have shittons of fun playing a superhero and laughing with fellow actors
>literally make millions
>women at his feet because he is tall and muscular
Must suck to be Chris
>>69080794
Wish I could pat her on the head. I don't have any lust towards her at all.
>>69087093
Same, she's just beautiful.
Just you wait, Marvelturds, this movie will absolutely blow all your fucking quip kid movies out of the water.
You will be begging for mercy.
>>69088076
Leave DCuck.
>>69086291
Pretty much all the Marvel actors prefer doing the movies together than alone.
Look at and laugh at all these upset Europoors.
>>69088076
That's a bold statement but let's see.
>>69088076
I would bet money it's going to suck, but I'm happy to be surprised.
Capehit is a godsend to cinema. Films are garbage these days. Most superhero movies are 6's but still better than anything else. Anyone who disagrees probably think scorcese is good when in fact he is a hack.
>>69088076
Looks like a quip machine with worse quips.
>>69091909
/thread
I got really bored in this.
Spider-man is great, the action sequences are edited to make them as confusing as possible. The story drags...4/10.
EVERYONE loves it. I MUST be wrong.
>>69092542
Well I don't see any reason to assume you're right and everybody else is wrong.
>>69088076
HOL UP...
>>69088076
I'll watch that just for my waifu
>>69092587
>Spidey was very likeable, reminded me of a more quirky Tobey
>Rudd wasn't given enough screentime, wish he had more banter especially with Spidey
>War Machine came off as a huge spiteful asshole most of the time, but not in the fun way like Falcon
>seeing Falcon BTFO War Machine was delicious
>Vision did literally fucking nothing during the fight when in reality he could've stopped everything in seconds
>Renner yet again gets the best lines and in general is fucking great in every scene he's in
>shaky cam was over the top
>first 3rd was incredibly boring and convoluted
>ended up rooting more for Tony towards the end because they basically threw aside Cap's side of the view from his viewpoint during the second half
>Cap didn't seem remotely sorry all the shit he was doing was causing pain and potentially killing people
Overall pretty good, but not nearly as consistently great as Winter Soldier.
