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>>69069757
She loves men in power
how does the concept of self replicating mines NOT solve a large number of problems faced by the federation besides plugging a hole.
>>69069807
If DS9 had a spinoff about Kira, Dukat, Damar, and Ziyal having adventures together in the BoP it would have been the best Trek series ever made
>>69069757
>muh prophets
>muh occupation
>muh resistance
God I hated her so much. She was just one long unending, constantly raging supercunt
Friendly reminder she bred with Shiggy El Tahir El Fadil El Shiggy Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi
>>69071958
Related to BRITISH Caligula and Clockwork Orange actor Malcolm MacDowell.
Related to ARAB former Prime Minister of Sudan Sadiq al-Mahdi.
Coincidence? ..me tinks not mahn.
>>69069968
quarks brother confirmed for greatest mind in the galaxy.
>>69071757
Walk with the prophets, my child
>>69071958
>shiggy el tahir
I laughed more than I should have.
>>69071757
>Implying all Bajorans aren't massive useless cunts
Cardies should have finished them off when they had the chance.
>>69073909
>I should have killed every last one of them!
Dukat laying down the law. It's hilarious the audience was supposed to dislike him at that point
>>69073909
Kardies should have won in DS9. Those Jew-Hippy Federation idiots couldn't have won a war to save their lives.The 3rd Dominion will Reign for 1000 years!
>>69074381
The Dominion did nothing wrong. They told the Federation quite clearly to stay out of the Gamma Quadrant but the fucks wouldn't listen.
If it wasn't for that villainous traitor Damar the Federation would have been BTFO.
>>69074381
The Dominion would have won if the stupid founders hadn't been so obviously using the Cardies causing them to rebel. They could have let the cardassians use the jem hadar as toilet paper and still won, but they just had to be elitist and get the spoonheads to do all the dirtywork instead.
>>69074504
I have to agree with you here that the federation was stupid to repeatedly violate the 100% legitimate request that they stay out of dominion space
That said, it was obvious the dominion wanted to attack no matter what, and went as far as orchestrating that whole Tal Shiar Obsidian Order thing
>>69074504
the federation and bajorians invaded their space.
the cardis and romulans literally try to genocide them on their own homeworld.
alpha quadrant were the bad guys.
>>69074651
Found the changeling
>>69074651
>the cardis and romulans literally try to genocide them on their own homeworld.
So did the Federation.
Also, breeding/cloning soldiers is much more ethical than sending real people to die. Why didn't the Federation have all holographic crews?
>it's a Data gets a gf episode
I'm laughing my butt off
>>69074851
>"Bajoran workers.. you can still end the cascade and save your lives!"
>"Bajoran workers.. I regret to inform you that this disobedience will only lead to punishment"
>"Bajoran workers.."
Most unintentionally funny Dukat moment for me was Civil Defense and every time Dukat pops back up on the monitors imploring the Bajorans to give up their revolt.
ruh roh
>>69070352
Bay of Pigs?
>>69075161
Bird of Prey, petaQ
>>69075195
Thing of how many catastrophes and problems could have been averted if the federation used that trick on their ships. Computer detects non-feds in control, it replicates autoturrets programmed not to shoot at starfleet
>>69069968
I never get that meme in tv and film. You come up with an amazing idea and the enemy counters it in a lucky way for one situation but then you never think to maybe use that idea again for another possible situation.
>>69075317
Just another reason why Cardassians are the true "Alphas" of the Alpha quadrant.
>>69075092
>unintentionally funny
i'm pretty sure it was intentional
all doubt was removed for me after the switcharoo when his teleporter gets cut off, and now there's a message for him
>>69069757
stinky space hag + kid episodes + shopping mall in outer space + a "Captain"
= DS9 sucks
>>69075506
>shopping mall in outer space
>>unironically hating this
It's like you don't even listen to vaporwave
>>69075317
>programming replicators to be racists.
thats not happening.
>>69075506
Who's the space hag? Kira?
Also, a shopping mall in outer space off the top of the head sounds like a good time to me.
>>69075640
>Who's the space hag? Kira?
Kai Winn, duh
>>69075632
So Starfleet is a race now? Interesting
>>69075681
This
Just program it so everyone who doesn't have a Starfleet Combadge (or some bio-implant) is targeted by the phaser
I fell in love with Kira during the episode where O'Brien almost cucked Keiko.
>>69075640
>tfw less than 50 Ezris in my Ezri folder
Post the best Ezris you have
>>69075632
No, the Federation would never have that.
They'd probably do the same thing that Dukat did on Terok Nor except nothing would come from it, no Neurozine gas, no forcefields.
Just Admiral Nachajev yelling, "The FEDERATION will not tolerate hijackers, but we will honor your claim to salvage and your right to practice your cultural heritage on our ships, including the Klingon Death Ritual."
>>69075681
its not a real race but it might as well be since its a blind genocide mode otherwise.
>>69075733
O'Brien and Kira deserved each other. Odo was a meme of a living creature, and "I'm three months pregnant after a five month trip" Keiko was just horrendous.
Consider that O'Brien literally didn't notice the difference between Pah Wraith Keiko and the real thing until the Pah Wraith explicitly told him
>>69070352
I would've loved to see more terrorist/pirate action on Dukat's bird of prey. They could've made a whole spinoff series about that storyline.
>>69075736
Every Ezri is the best.
Perfection has no scale.
>>69075743
Can always set the phaser on maximum stun
>>69075797
Well, the actress is Asian..
>>69075809
Am I the only one that desperately wanted to see Ezrisfeetespecially after seeing Alternate Ezri
>>69075743
You cannot seriously call it 'blind genocide' to have your ship try to kill hijackers.
The Federation is retard-tier when it comes to ship defenses, as evidenced by the VOY episode where they let their top-secret experimental ship get taken over by Romulans and the computer did nothing to stop them. Only the self-aware holograms saved it.
>>69075825
phasers are such overpowered nonsense on paper.
they say shit like they can take out a room but in practice they are worse than machine guns.
shit doesnt make sense.
>>69075797
>OBRIEN, IVE BEEN POSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON
>are you feeling alright, honey?
>>69075809
Even her crooked bottom teeth are perfection
>>69075902
I always thought of it like a sliding scale of power.
You have the low end of the phaser with the stun settings, and the gay little setting used to heat up rocks when you're trapped on Breen
Then you have the high end of the settings that can do anything from kill to "take out a room"
>>69075925
I love how she changes her eye color to match her collar.
>it's a Tuvok turns voyager into an episode of Murder She Wrote episode
>>69075902
They can take out a room though, that's what wide dispersal band does, it can literally vaporize an entire room.
>>69075950
all the way up to captain
>>69075937
Taking out a room usually seems to be a function of overloading. There are various episodes where they just press some kind of overload setting and then it goes off like a pound of C4
>>69076033
Yeah they also show the phasers with wide dispersal bands in the later seasons of DS9 when they conduct "phaser sweep" tests on DS9 and at Starfleet HQ to detect changeling infiltrators
>>69075797
>>69075733
I hated Keiko with every fiber of my being
>>69076033
>>69076079
thats the thing.
they can do that yet 9 out of 10 times they just trade shots back and forth like morons.
>>69069968
Maybe because the Federation hasn't had to have a war like mentality in over 5 centuries? They're out of practice. I dunno.
>>69076074
The ship under her command in beta canon looks like a fucking racing hotrod
Tom Paris probably designed this
>>69076121
Because it's dangerous to actually do and it probably isn't as accurate or has the range to effectively neutralize large engagements, and theres also the possibility of friendly fire if not everyone is in position.
>>69075902
I think there was an episode when you actually get to see what a phaser on wide beam can do and is so OP you wonder why they dont always do that
>>69076206
There are Phaser rifles too, but I don't think they were used even once in TNG.
>>69076289
Hell, in the time of ENT they had an entire squadron of special ops troops on their ship for security, and it was indescribably helpful.
Whatever pencil-pushing milquetoast in Starfleet HQ decided to stop assigning Makos to exploration ships was an idiot.
>>69076074
She will outlive all of us.
She'll witness the singularity.
Bartender Ezri best Ezri
>>69069757
kira still looks fucking hot
almost came in my pants when i saw her in ted2
>>69076401
I don't know.
Mirror Ez' is hard to beat.
>>69076346
For 45 she looks pretty good.
>>69076444
>nana will never visit you
Do you want to die too, trips?
>>69076444
The slut who played Leeta is still pretty hot too
>>69076488
pics?
>>69076463
And two kids.
>>69076518
Just google Chase Masterson you lazy fag
>>69076462
Never held my breath like this. Not even when Jadzia went full lesbo
>>69076162
>Tom Paris probably designed this
The Aventine was fitted to serve as a testbed starship for the quantum slipstream drive in late 2380. (TNG novel: Greater Than the Sum)
So yeah. You're actually kinda right
>>69076518
Here ya go famalam
>>69069968
Mines are widely regarded as an abhorrent weapon because they tend to stick around past their intended time and blow up innocent passers by. So it makes sense that the PC federation would use them very sparingly.
Ranking DS9 qts:
1. Intendent Kira
2. Mirror Ezri
3. Leeta
4. Regular Ezri
5. Mirror Jadzia
6. Regular Kira
7. Regular Jadzia
8. Ziyal
9. Kassidy Yates
10. Mirror Jennifer Sisko
>>69076579
looks like a sovereign with a weight problem.
>>69076635
Oh, ho hooo, how delightful!
>>69076346
>>69076481
>>69076583
DS9 Milfs
>>69076683
Best Star Trek villain, hands down
>>69076463
>changes eye color to match collar
>doesn't age
If we ran a blood test, I have a sneaking suspicion...
>>69076732
>""""""""villain"""""""""
>>69076852
>If we ran a blood test, I have a sneaking suspicion...
How.. DARE YOU!
Can changelings pass the blood letting test from The Thing? Would their blood drops turn into goo?
>>69076579
It's got a beautiful name to match its beautiful captain. Assuming you've read the relevant stuff, what else is the story behind it? How did Ezri go from failed counselor to commanding a test starship?
>>69076671
Very respectable list, good to see Ziyal made it on
>>69076977
>Very respectable list, good to see Ziyal made it on
First Ziyal, Best Ziyal
>>69076977
>How did Ezri go from failed counselor to commanding a test starship?
She probably, finally, integrated the lives of all her past hosts.
>>69076635
Lucky Rom
>>69076683
>>69076732
As if Reanimator and From Beyond weren't enough. Jeffrey Combs is the greatest gift mortal man has ever received.
>>69076977
>How did Ezri go from failed counselor to commanding a test starship?
It's the Star Trek EU man, if you were a main or even supporting character at some point you probably got to command a starship.
>>69077214
>Barclay gets command of the Enterprise
>>69077311
>gets
no he takes
>>69077311
Nah, that goes toSpot.
>>69074774
Power failure
All crew vanishes
>>69076481
so hot
also loved chase (dabo-girl)
>>69076583
>>69076635
>>69075740
I wonder how differently the Dominion war would have fared if the modern day USA was leading the Federation.
Murika with warp drive.
>>69077414
>you will NEVER, EVER go to the mirror universe
>you will never be the superintendent's human slave
How do you say 'JDIMSA' in Bajoran?
>There's something I'd like to feel, Commander Troi, well, actually two things
>>69077358
For a split second I thought that was a bad Andorrian design and not Barclay going hyper-genious to get to the center of the galaxy.
What should be the best security procedure for a Federation ship in the event of an alien takeover? 200 holographic warriors? All junctions raise shields? All engines cut out? All decks have anaesthetic pumped through life support? All replicators create phaser things like on DS9 but only set to stun?
>>69077437
implying they werent unofficially.
>>69077536
Literally a million possibilities, but at least 99% of those could work against them if the crew had any chance to be harmed.
>I say they release the N-Tron virus in the worst case scenario and eventually the captors don't know how to operate the ship and start breeding as Ferengi toads.
>>69077536
The ECH obviously.
>>69077528
Is that Ezri's autism outfit?
>>69077536
Something as simple as locking all functions until a high level starfleet clearance is given.
I mean it happened about 50 times in the holodeck accidentally.
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>69072654
Beautiful, excellent work (but still wrong).
>>69077633
Except when he led a cult and was unceremoniously killed off
It's like Stannis all over again
>>69074504
>>69074583
>>69074651
The wormhole was in neutral space, not Dominion territory. Alpha Quadrant powers did nothing wrong.
>>69078033
all territory is dominion territory.
DS9
starts out awful and then goes downhill from there
>>69078156
Stay mad Voyagerm
>>69078156
>look at me, I'm a man now
>>69078156
>DS9 fanatics still enjoy Voyager
>Voyager fanatics refuse to enjoy DS9
Why are DS9 fanatics so chill, whereas Voyager fanatics are aggressive, adversarial? It is linear, corporeal.
>>69078178
DS9 was barely a step above Voyager and that had more to do with the setting than the writing itself.
>>69078578
>the setting is somehow equal to some of the worst, plot-hole ridden writing in the entire series, even worse than Enterprise
They could have set it at a Bajoran orphanage for 7 seasons so long as the writing were not comparable to the logical blunders of the VOY writers.
Good one, mate.
>>69078676
Starring Headmistress Winn Adami and Garak the exiled Cardassian custodian.
>>69078857
Those aren't plot holes. Those aren't gaping holes in a story that are never resolved or even hinted at later in the series.
From the very beginning of Voyager, a pattern starts of intentions and "principles" that later are neglected and then later rigidly upheld give a variety of circumstances.
We've gone over literally a hundred of them in these threads.
>>69078947
What?
I just want a television show about a Bajoran orphanage where Winn is the headmistress and Garak is the custodian.
>>69076944
They can encapsulate non-changeling blood inside a vessel inside their form to throw off the tests.
>>69078998
Oh, well I misinterpreted what you meant by that.'
My apologies.
>>69079043
It's alright fammy, no hard feelings necessary between Trek fans. We're all waiting for that bright, shiny, socialist hippie future together.
>>69079140
Is it really accurate to describe a post-scarcity society as socialist? I mean when there is no limit on production, you can give people whatever they want without doing any sort of taxation/redistribution
>it's a main character gets tricked into believing that dukat is a good guy until they realize hes still a cunt episode
>>69079395
>non-Trek image
>thinking Dukat is anything but wonderful
You have to go back
>>69079395
>Major, let me shoot my daughter. She's only one child, and I have plenty more back at home.
>>69079463
>its a weyoun drinks all the poison episode
>>69079477
>made immune to posion
>can just clone more anyway and is disposable.
>>69079477
>Are you INSANE?
>>69079502
Maybe because they don't want to have to replace them every time some faggot tries to poison them since they had a strict hierarchy.
>>69080008
why did they breed jem hadar to worship them as gods if they also have them permanently addicted to a drug they cant live without?
>>69080272
Because you can never be too careful when keeping control over your ultra-violent homicidal space rhinos.
>>69080272
redundancy. if either the drug or the worship fails somehow, the other will still keep them in check. there was a whole episode about this iirc
>>69080272
Why control your troops one way when you can do two ways?
>>69080272
Because war is war and sometimes shit happens and the troops run out of supplies and it helps to have a backup
>Its an "Iggy Pop becomes a stooge for a group of Ferengi" episode
Which one, fags?
>>69081331
Is this some sort of hewmon reference? I don't understand references to ancient earth classical music.
>>69081573
Oh, and I forgot to add:
>Anyone but Tom Paris is the wrong answer
>>69081573
>>69081787
I made that image and even I don't understand what question you're asking.
>>69081958
Who will you fugg, bby??? ;)
>>69081623
You don't understand anything unless its about latinum you fucking space jew
>listen to a Star Trek podcast
>someone is talking about the Starfleet Corps of Engineers
>they pronounce "corps" as "corpse"
Imagine the letter R once, followed by forty-seven instances of the letter E.
>>69077633
He got ruined when he went from controversial hero to genocidal crazy maniac.
He had flaws that were apparent, but we still liked him. At some point the writers went out of their way to make him a mustache twirling villain.
>>69071958
a weak man
>>69078533
I enjoyed both, along with TNG. I'll always be extremely disappointed that neither DS9 or Voyager will be remastered.
>>69084089
Thank You Bajoran Terrorism
