>half a pack of gum and a sandwich from the catering
Warm handshake and a kiss on the cheek.
>>69062655
>i want your jacket
>*receives jacket*
>*takes off a sock*
>here's your change
>>69062702
I'll give you a whole chewed up gum strip, and half of a sandwhich that got cut up in a square, with the crust cut off.
I won't go any lower than that, Roberts.
I called this guy up the other day, he wanted a bowl of soup
I talked him down to a cup of broth and a hug. Needless to say he did a great job.
>>69062655
never seen this man before. what's he been in?
>record my friends singing while drunk
>someone taps me on the shoulder after I put my phone away
>it's Eric "Cocaine" Roberts
>he shakes my hand and thanks me for the opportunity
>"what?"
>watch video back
>Eric is in the background, pretending to talk on the phone
Is there a harder working actor on the planet?
>>69062787
how come there isn't a single user of this shithole board with some money to make a movie with him,brendan and drake
How many roles did he turn down to finish this game of Rocket League?
>>69062855
>Eric Roberts and Brendan Fraser star in the newest /tv/ porno
>>69062881
Knowing Eric's body of work, at least 34
>any old phone chargers you have laying around
>>69063016
This is after 5 minutes of overtime, that's kind of low.
>>69062881
>playing shit
>>69062655
This half-empty bottle of complimentary hotel shampoo and a copy of Basic Instinct on VHS.
i dont get this meme, what happened?
>his wiki filmography page says he was part of 45 different projects in 2013
the fuck
>>69064450
We're just memeing about Eric Roberts and the fact that he does a thousand movies a year
Best work.
>>69064974
ok ty.
>>69062655
Where can I call him??
>>69065035
do you think he still speaks to his daughter? :(
>>69067772
He's already finished his lines for your theoretical movie you haven't even made a script for yet.
>>69064974
he musnt be able to differentiate between them at this point
did he sign his soul away to his agent or what
>>69067909
I just checked my mailbox and..... WHAT A FAST MOTHERFUCKER.
I also noticed that my garden gnome is gone.
>>69067976
>I also noticed that my garden gnome is gone.
That's more than he usually charges. You must have some genuine gold on your hands.
