https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SdTl_XhfEQ
the only review that matters
>>69058076
BASED STUCKMANN!
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>>69058076
Chris, stop
>green room: b
>civil war a+
nothing to see here
>>69058076
We get it, you're still mad about making fun of your script. Now fuck off
>>69058076
>i love black penis in the film
what did he mean by this?
>>69058618
green room was dull while civil war was a thrill ride through and through, it definitely deserves a better grade
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>>69058660
Remember to subscribe to get STUCKMANN-IZED!
>Low test millennial
Of course he's the voice of /tv/
>>69058076
I hate those fucking faces he makes in the thumbnails
>>69058076
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
So the thread about RLM's new video was deleted but this one is okay?
>>69059693
Pleb. How else is the audience supposed to know what he thinks of the movie before watching the review?
>>69058076
>no ''Tell that to Howard's dead body"
Honestly disappointed in you, Stuckmann
>hating on the Mr. Rogers of Youtube
It's like talking shit about a glass of milk. Funny, but ultimately pointless.
>>69059807
But he just looks braindead in that thumbnail
>>69059962
>comparing Chris "snapped neck" Cuckmann to based Mr. Rogers
You take that back
>>69058076
I really don't get the butthurt over this guy.
I mean, he has no real shtick and his voice drones, but why HATE the guy?
Is it just jealousy?
>>69060100
I don't hate him, but I do kinda dislike him after seeing how pathetic he was in handling people making fun of his script
>>69060100
He's a normie Redditor. The only YouTuber more Reddit than Chris is the Emergency Awesome guy, but he's literally autistic.
>>69058076
>CW
>a serious movie
>>69060155
To be fair, people were talking about raping and killing his wife. I know we're supposed to be edgy fedora-tippers here, but that shit isn't cool. Especially over a stupid Batman v Superman rewrite.
>>69058117
is this bait, or has 9gag taken over?
![critic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YdCkPw.jpg "critic[1].jpg")
>>69060303
>he can't into post-irony
>>69060267
don't turn into anita sarkeesian it's the fucking internet what do you expect?
The MCU does it Again!
>>69060386
What I'm saying is that we should save the venom for those who deserve it, not some harmless nerd from Ohio who reviews movies from his basement.
>>69060451
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>69060339
Can white Youtube mankids even compare to the BBR.
>>69060100
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>69060503
>>69060568
And that's all you have. A shitty throwaway joke of a line. It's hilarious that something so trivial has ravaged so many anuses.
>>69060596
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>69060596
Actually, the line is more of a sign of his arrogant shitbag "criticism" finally coming to an end. We've all been waiting for a slip up like this, we're not going to miss our oppurtunity.
>>69060596
Looks like we can't fool the world's greatest detective.
>>69060596
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>69060621
>"I know you are, but what am I?"
>>69060670
You seriously get an "arrogant shitbag" vibe from this guy? He even says nice things about the movies he doesn't like. If you're talking about a smarmy douche like Jeremy Jahns, I get it - but Stuckmann is a nice guy. Just because he makes a living doing something that /tv/ does for free doesn't make him a bad guy.
>>69060779
>but Stuckmann is a nice guy
You don't get this guy is super arrogant? What, because he says "nice" things about movies? He thought he could write better than a movie and got owned for it and then he posted a long video saying he's helped retarded people and "stopped people from dying." Hey, who does that sound like? Cuckman or Anakin Skywalker? He wants to be a film director, not a critic. He's the stereotype people use when people say critics wanted to do what they're criticizing, but in this case it happens to be true.
>>69060779
Good Lord, how much of a Stuckmann shill are you? You his wife or something?
>>69058076
TELL THAT TO BUCKY'S SNAPPED ARM
>>69060905
>got owned for it
By making rape threats towards his wife. Ok, DCuck, whatever you say.
>>69060921
No, just a fan. But until you put yourself out there and do a better job than him, your opinion means shit.
>>69060514
It's BBC
Big Black Contrarian
>>69061006
>DCuck
lol
>>69060100
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>>69061006
>By making rape threats towards his wife. Ok, DCuck, whatever you say.
Hah. I haven't even watched it yet. The fact still stands is that he's a cuck and his fucking wife is a retard. He could have ignored all of it and he dealt with it in the worst way possible. He couldn't even admit it was bad. He kept talking about a mysterious script in Hollywood that "x director" liked. He also once wrote that he's directed "hundreds" of movies. Jesus Christ. I think he's directed a fan movie of Indy and that shitty rip-off of Drive or something and he thinks he's fucking Spielberg
>>69061006
>just a fan
Even DCucks know not to waste precious hours arguing with morons online.
>>69061006
his wife deserves to get raped
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>>69059883
"Tell that to Stark'sstrangled parents!"
Why is he so green? Doesn't he do this as a job? Does he not know basic lighting? White balance wrong? How can he criticize ANYONE in the film industry without knowing basic stuff like this.
>>69060253
>a serious movie
Honestly It felts like the most human/realistic movie since....IM1 or Cap 1?
It's not "serious" as in "boring and grimdark", it's serious about dealing with issues, everyone has problems, there are remorse guilt, consequences, etc...
>>69061134
Hi newfag. Spend more than a day on /tv/ and you'll see that isn't true.
>MUH CAPEKINO
>MUH OVERLOOKED SYMBOLIC GENIUS
I can't take him seriously now that he has those ridiculous adult braces.
>>69061173
>>>/r9k/
Here's your audience, nice guy.
>RLM thread deleted immediately
>Cuckmann thread stays up
>every thread making fun of his godawful script deleted immediately
Was it worth the hot pockets?
>>69061189
He was pink for a while then orange.
>>69061189
He's a Dogma 95er you pleb
>>69061349
>talking during the previews is ok
Nigger detected.
>>69061297
SHAQ MEAT
>>69060100
His reviews never add any insight and I can pretty much predict how he will feel about any movie without watching his review. He thought that last Jurassic Park movie was great for fuck's sake.
>>69060670
This is the most pathetic thing I've read on /tv/ in days - and that is saying a lot.
>>69061398
Talking during the previews is fine. He legit has autism.
>>69061515
Talking during the Coca-Cola commercials and MovieTalk segments is fine, but the previews are part of the experience. Sometimes the previews are even better than the movie you're going to see. Disrupting the previews is only one step lower than disrupting the actual movie. If you think otherwise, you're basically a faggot.
I am glad I will never know the feeling of shilling something mediocre for free.
>>69061614
>sometimes the previews are even better than the movie
than why the fuck are you shilling out a shit ton of dough to see this movie in theaters?
>>69061678
Because I live in Los Angeles and I like to support the industry. If you like something, and want more of it, give it money.
>>69061717
good little goy faggot.
>>69061614
Did you know that previews are available for viewing any time you want on the Internet now?
>>69061765
>>>/pol/
>>69061767
Yeah, but they aren't always 30 feet tall, dickcheese.
>>69058660
>thrill ride
>boring by the numbers video game
