>"We're not so different you and and I"
>Bell rings in middle of teachers lecture
>Students rush out of classroom
>"Dont forget there's a quiz thursday"
>i'll need your gun and your badge
>>69053232
1:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w97qGaYfzq8
>>69053840
450 times
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/gun%20badge/
might be time to find a new "joke" faglord
>FBI shows up to take over the case from local police
>they're total fucking assholes about it
>local cops use their street smarts to solve the case first
>FBI takes credit anyways
>male character goes to bathroom
>doesn't piss in sink
>if you kill you'll be just like him
>>69054193
>image.jpg
>>69053232
>it's a wide body interior
>it's a narrow body exterior
>You just don't get it do you?
>I got the DA breathing down my neck
>*adbasdhjsbasfa* I'm in
>He doesn't take orders very well, he's a loose cannon
Why are cop/detective shows ripe with these?
>>69053232
>"take the left! LEFT!"
>"NO YOUR OTHER LEFT"
>did you just fart?
>uhhh no it was the pipes the pipes are calling meeee
>>69053232
>spiritual sequel
>What's plan b?
>That was plan b?
>>69053232
>We're not so different you and and I
>and and
Yeah I hate when the actor is shit and cant utter a simple line right
>Hero sends loved one to do dangerous mission for him
>She gets captured
>woman beats up man
>"Men.."
>>69055088
>Girl beats up men that are bigger and trained soldiers
>Looks to her stunned male friends and quips
>I need you to hack into the FBI network
>I'll need 20 minutes
>You've got 5.
>Record Scratch
>"I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation"
>>69053891
autism
>>69055274
>does it in 4
>the da is breathing down my neck
>two stinky dinky
Every damn time
>>69055088
>>69055240
>woman sucks a bunch of dicks simultaneously
>guy looks stunned
>"how did you do that?"
"I grew up with 4 brothers"
>>69055295
>everything is in slow motion except the protagonist's face
>Any cop over 40
>"I'm too old for this shit."
>you're a big guy
really? like dude
>>69054193
That's not wrong though
>Protag has to defuse bomb
>Another character is yelling at protag over cell phone or walkie talkie to cut so-and-so wire
>Protag says that wire doesn't exist
>Protag says fuck it and just cuts random wire
>Bomb timer stops at like 2 seconds
>>69053232
>A small woman beating a bunch of trained bodyguards over six feet tall
>order food and drinks
>sit in front of it and talk
>leave once the conversation is over
>never touched their food
>>69055468
>bodyguards with guns
>attack character hand-to-hand
>each one waits for his turn
>I don wan no trouble
>well you got trouble
>Baddie takes lady hostage, has knife to her throat
>Cop says, "You don't have to do this. Put the knife down and we can talk about this..."
>capeshit comes out
>people watch it
>>69055736
>lady kicks him in the balls and hits him with her purse
>"i grew up with 4 brothers"
>Protagonist narrates his own story
>Is dead at the end of the movie
>>69055844
>Are you a cop?
>No, do i look like a cop to you?
>He actually is a cop
>character is buff as shit
>is drinking himself to death
>never works out
>>69056044
Or
>character is starving
>doesn't lose muscle mass
>flashes some document to get past a checkpoint
>it was a library overdue notice
>>69054021
>two characters on the same side argue intensely about the best way to get over an obstacle
>one yields and gives the other character more resources than he asked for
>character is an obnoxious cunt that does horrible things to people
>finding out they have a tragic backstory immediately justifies any wrongdoings committed
>male and female character are arguing a lot
>walk off screen
>suddenly rush towards each other and start making out
>guy gets a lot of vaginas
>guy meets vagina he likes more than other vaginas
>guy offends vagina
>guy overcomes great challenges to get specific vagina back
>movie ends with guy having "improved" enough for vagina to involve the government in their relationship
>the dainty girl non-nonchalantly disproves a stereotype
>the male characters are impressed
>>69054021
>male character goes to the bathroom
>doesn't take a shit in the shower and force it down the drain with his foot
>>69056926
waffle stomp is the common name, the scientific term is faecal dancing
>character has a nosebleed
>it's stops bleeding after a few drops
>>69057906
>character gets shot in the shoulder
>can still move arm
>Thats! what I was waiting for.
>>69055359
Underrated
>>69053807
Jesus christ this is accurate. Why do they always throw in the quiz line? I guess it is a cheap way to present a sense of continuity outside the immediate plot
>>69058067
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>CAN I GET SOME HELP OVER HERE
>I need at least 2 hours
>You've got 1
>>69058135
:3 hehe
>order food/drinks
>waiter brings them over
>character looks up and barely smiles
>doesn't thank them
Probably normal in the United Stats of Tipping though
>character obviously getting extorted
>"A-Are blackmailing me?"
>Typical American high school corridor
>guy in a mascot outfit
>guy on skateboard
>>69053232
t. insane murderer about to destroy Earth
>>69055359
Brothers and sisters can't do that.
>I am the blank
>slow-mo action sequence
>some italian opera starts playing
>>69058261
>guy angrily yelling at waiter that he's waiting for his free coffee refill, shaking his cup in the air
>says he won't tip with the kind of service that leaves him waiting
>alternatively he gets a refill without asking
>doesn't say thanks or acknowledge it in any way
>what's going on here
>character explains everything really fast for no reason
>pants like he's out of breath
>"wew "
>phone call between two characters
>after 3 lines of dialogue they both suddenly understand what the others thinking so one of them just hangs up
>>69055430
>the instruction is just to "cut the red wire"
Seriously, what's with this shit. To boobytrap a bomb in movie-land all you need to do is switch the red and white wire. That's it. Don't make them all red, because then they might guess right, just switch the fucking colours and they'll immediately get the wrong one. Why must they still do this shit.
>>69058135
Underrated
>"He's breaking through our network security!"
>"Tell it to me in English, doc!"
>>69055484
This triggers me so much.
>the protagonist snatches motherfucking birthdays
>>69054270
>its an airbus
>pilots pretend thay can actually do shit except lean back and welcome their fate in case of an emergency
>"is she good?"
>...
>"shes the best."
>scientists
>they always wear labcoats
I first noticed that in Iron Man. Why would an engineer even need a labcoat on the first place?
>if I want your opinion I'll ask for it.
>henchman: boss, I think-
>boss: I don't pay you to think
>>69058999
>actually, you don't pay me at all!
>>69058999
>>69059029
Every fucking time
>>69053263
Dumb frog poster
>>69058135
pasta but, (You)s are a measure for that. Lack of (You)s might indicate your post is underrated.
>>69058135
(You)
UNDERRATED
>>69058799
ANY BODY SEEN RICHIE??
