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What can you tell me about this guy bookfags?
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What can you tell me about this guy bookfags?
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He is of the night
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Edgy guy who cucks his autistic brother
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-Murdered his older brother.
-Molested his younger brother.
-Raped his other brother's wife.
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>>69043628

>The collective of assholes who thought euron=daario


they got fucking shamed
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>>69043864
Sounds like a stand up lad
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>>69043628
He's supposed to have a damn eyepatch that covers a freaky eye, but the show can't even do that.
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>>69043884
>taking a meme theory seriously

It wasn't like Cleganebowl or anything. It's only slightly more plausible than the Daynes are aliens theory.
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>>69043884

The show dosen't follow the books.
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>George R. R. Martin
>written away at least one rainforest
>still introduces new characters
>meanwhile, the overarching plot goes nowhere
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>>69043903
His younger brother is the water priest btw
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Poor man's Russel Crowe
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>spend all their shekels casting the guy from Brazil to play old cuck priest
>instead of hiring Mads Mikkelsen who is out of a job thanks to Hannibal and would've probably done it for free

how many times will D&D keep fucking up
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>>69045500

Jews will be always Jews.
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>>69043864
>Implying it was actually rape.
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>>69045500
>instead of hiring Mads Mikkelsen who is out of a job thanks to Hannibal
He's working on the new Doctor Strange movie.
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At first I thought he was the guy Arya met in some cave, who could resurrect or some shit like that. Whatever happened to that guy, anyway?
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>>69045657
it makes me sad =[
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>>69045500
Dude Mads works for Disney now, HBO can't compete with that Disney warchest
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>>69043628

Younger brother to Balon, banished a long time ago after cucking his brother Victarion (and maybe some more shenanigans), became a wandering legendary dread pirate, ship is named Silence and he cut out the tongues of his entire crew. Did a lot of acid and crazy shit all around the world and drinks that shit the Qarth warlocks do. Comes back to the Iron Islands mysteriously the day Balon dies and becomes Iron Islands' King by promising them the Iron Throne. Attacks The Reach and takes their four super-important islands in like a second. Send Victarion to kidnap Danaerys and get her Dragons. All around a stand up guy.
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>>69045423
More like poor man's Ewan McGregor
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>>69043628
literally a wizard pirate, should probably be one of the final bosses but is probably going to get killed by the autistic brother he cucked
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>>69045735

I don't know but I really hope they bring those guys back.

Also, where the FUCK is the Blackfish? It was clearly stated that he escaped the Red Wedding and he's still out there somewhere.
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Who would win in a fight? Ragnar Lothbrok or Euron?
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>>69045888
Uchiha Madara
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>>69043950
Waaaaaaaa

Bookfag tears are so so so tasty
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>>69045867
he's back later this season
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>>69045929
No, but really, it seemed like a genius move to cast a cock-eyed actor if you're going to make him patch off an eye anyway. I really don't get why they didn't do that and make him lose some weight because he doesn't look threatening at all.
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>>69045786

This sounds pretty badass, senpai.

So, this season is basically going to be three wars between:

The Night's Watch vs. Boltons
Targaryeans vs. Greyjoys
Lannisters and Tyrells vs. Dorne and Bernie Sanders and his 99%

I'm in for this ride
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>>69045500
>out of a job

>Rogue One
>Dr. Strange
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>>69045735
The resurrector was Thoros of Myr
The resurrected was Beric Dondarrion.

Beric died for good and Thoros is still part of the BWB, under new management. They are set to play a big role in book 6, in Jaime and Brienne's plot.
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>>69043950
The thing about fiction is that chopping off a guy's arm is significantly easier to do when you don't actually have to have an actor walk around with a missing arm. Actors hate wearing shit like eye patches, it's that simple. Not everybody is some method actor Daniel Day Lewis crazy person who wants to be legitimately blind in one eye to get the character right.

I'm surprised they chopped off Jamie's hand. Because that's a fucking section of storytelling-hell from a television perspective. It is outright impossible to show in television some one-handed guy winning any fight that looks believable without blowing an entire CG budget not to mention they have to make this actor wear a stupid metal glove the whole time.

It's fine if a minor character that dies has a missing face or eye or leg. They die. But Jamie, he's still there, and it doesn't look like he's going to die any time soon. Look at how hard they're setting camera angles to not showing his missing hand arm - it's creating so much fucking work that they should have just broken his hand beyond healing. It's why they only gave Tyrion a scar instead of actually cleaving half his face off - makeup is fucking inconvenient.
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>>69046030

Why did Beric die for good? Sick of the side effects?
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>>69046036
They couldn't change Jaime's character that much.
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>>69043801
Since Victarion is cut, do you think they'll make it that he cucked Balon instead? Euron looks alot like Theon imo.
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>>69046036
>Actors hate wearing shit like eye patches, it's that simple.

nigga pls
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>>69046036
He just has to wear a glove now. It's not really that awkward.
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>>69046087
What I'm saying is that I'm 100% certain the writers, cinematographers, makeup people, directors, and the actor is finding there are a billion technical issues involved having a main character missing a hand.

And I'm sure that every single one of them are saying, "we should just have broken Jamie's hand beyond all healing instead of actually fucking cutting it off for the sake of the "story", that way he could just walk around with a fucked up hand and we wouldn't have to reshoot the entire fucking scene if the fingers happened to move".
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>>69046055
He died because Catelyn Stark replaced him as the new zombie leader of the brotherhood. Or something...
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>>69046055
Gave his life to resurrect catelyn stark(lady stoneheart), who comes back looking disgustingly rotted and is a complete bitch.
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>>69046101
I that's DnDs intention now, because no way out of pure coincidence does he look like theon/alfie allen
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Was the old priest Yara spoke to supposed to be Aeron?
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>>69046466
I don't think so, I was expecting a "nuncle" thrown in somewhere but I remembered they also didn't introduce Damphair in S2 when Theon was on the Islands. Two new Greyjoy brothers in one episode is too much, I'm surprised they didn't make it so Theon was Balon's only son considering all the superfluous kids they cut.
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>>69045929
>being proud of not reading
>being proud of watching drek that caters to bottom feeding retards
>being proud of "bad pussy"

showfags should be rounded up and euthanized desu
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Pretty much the main villian for S7-8 and every chapter has him to even worse things'
>cukced his brother
>starved warlocks to death and forced them to eat eachotther so he can get their power
>after capturing the shield islands he makes girls young as 10 serve food naked to bloodthirsty pirates
>re introduced slavery to the iron islands
>cut tounges out of his ship mates
>probally raped his brother
the best chapter is when he is atop the shield island tower and tells victarion he had a dream of flying (brans dream) which is why i think he is a greenseer even his house shield has a red eye in it
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>>69046221

It's just a thin semi hard glove painted gold. Relax
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>>69046005
no, the Greyjoys attack the Tyrells and try to make an alliance with the Targs
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>>69043995
Cleganebowl is the most memed up theory out there. Sandor has no relevance to the story anymore.

It won't fucking happen. Stop forcing it.
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>>69047297
It was already leaked that he's coming back this season you piece of fucking shit
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>>69043950
Maybe he'll lose the eye during the season.
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>>69046036
that's what separates mediocrity and art. we are not talking about a nbc show here like the blacklist.
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No. Read a book you inbred fuck.
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>>69046005
Greyjoys are how Kaleesi gets to Westeros. Her fleet was burned in the season premiere so Euron will come marry her and let her use his fleet, then he'll try to steal her dragon n shit
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>>69046036
It's just an eyepatch family. If the actor is too shit to be able to act with one eye covered they should get a real actor
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>>69046101
>Crow's eye
>Has a crooked eye

IT JUST WRITES ITSELF.
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>Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is the maddest of them all.

>Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.

In short, he's an absolute mad man.
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>>69046036
>Actors hate wearing shit like eye patches

Nigger that's his job. I'm fairly certain Nikolaj and Kit and everyone else hate walking around in giant cumbersome ugly uncomfortable armour, but it's part of their characters so they fucking do it.
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>>69045888
Euron would win without drawing a weapon (although he can fight decently too).
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Damn Joshua Jackson got old
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>>69045867
>I don't know but I really hope they bring those guys back.
They are gone forever.

They don't exist in the showverse anymore since Stoneheart doesn't exist.
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>>69043695
kek
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>>69047297
It's already confirmed there is nothing anyone can do now but confirm it further
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>>69047297
>Being this out of the loop
>Being too stupid to see obvious shit coming

They literally brought one of them back from the dead, did you really think anything was going to stop their fated duel?

Leave, you are hereby exiled from these lands.
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>>69043864
Ramsay 2.0?
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>>69045735
They forgot about him, just like about 90% of interesting characters. Instead we get more le meme midget.
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>>69049982
This guy is nothing compared to Book Ramsay, who is the most evil person in the Westeros. His favorite hobby is get the girls naked and tell them to run while he hunt them down. If they entertain him, he will slit their throats first before flaying them, if they don't he will flay them first then kill them.
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>>69043628

HE IS THE BOOK
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>>69046101
dat dude from Borgen, kek what a shit show
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What is exactly the plot of this show at the moment? Apart from empowering women that is
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>>69051933
Exposing D&D as hacks
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>>69043884

Howland Reed = The high sparrow.

Euron = Daario doesnt make sense, because of the distance and location.
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>>69046036
>Baww I have to cover my eye for a few minutes at a time!!!!
Do you really think an actor like that would keep getting jobs?
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>>69043628
He IS the storm
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>>69051933
empowering more women
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>>69045500
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>>69043628
Worst casting in the show so far
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>>69053827
Yeah he looks like a soft pudgy foot soldier, not the CROWS EYE
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Literally the best thing to come out of AFFC. Going to steal one of Dany's Dragons and then marry Dany. Also he is probably buddies with BR.
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>>69051212
While he is not as evil as Ramsay he does eat boys like Ramsay for breakfast. Ramsay has got nothing on the Crow's Eye.
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>>69043628
Most based character there was or will be on this show.
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I really hate this fucking show. It got me interested in characters and the world but it has gone to shit.
I also can't stand the feeling that they have omitted some important/fun storylines. I want to start reading the books but it was just a massive fucking spoiler. What do.
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>>69046101
Show's implied he was just off pirating for years since Balon made no mention of him being exiled

Since Victarion is cut though, the logical thing to do would be to say that Euron killed Victarion instead of cucking him
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>>69053946
He has so many badass quotes

"Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence." He laughed. "Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray."
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>>69053725

Where is he looking?
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>>69046466
>>69046546
No, it was Aeron. The official HBO Viewers Guide says it was, though they could have made it clearer in the show.
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>>69046005
Where
the fuck
is
AEGON?

Series has gone past books now but he fake or not still to be seen
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>>69046006

John, please respond.
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>>69053968
Don't be a pussy and read the books
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>>69054022
>Actor who plays Aeron is 70, literally twice the age of the guy playing Euron and only one year younger than Balon's actor
>Euron's actor is only 5 years older than Theon's
>Aeron's supposed to be the youngest of the Greyjoy brothers
Good job Dabid
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>>69045861
> is probably going to get killed by the autistic brother he cucked

If Vic kills Euron I will burn my books
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>>69053863
It's a more gritty casting that relies on his great acting abilities rather than his looks. He might not look like Euron was supposed to be but he plays him spot on.
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>>69043628
Why the fuck is he not wearing his eyepatch?
A fucking eyepatch too hard for D&D?
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I was also wondering why they made it look like a kingsmoot is just a regular thing, held every time they need a new leader.
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Who is Richard E Grant playing this season? Do we know yet?
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>>69054174
>But Dabid eyepatch expensive
>But Dabid white walker battle
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>>69054174
Eyepatch on a pirate looks too cliche, they probably want to avoid that

>>69053972
>"Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?… No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap."

It's like poetry
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>>69054174
While I am also bummed it would look corny as fuck, probably.
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>>69054119

Maybe Euron is using some sort of Glamour like Melisandre to make himself look younger
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>>69054119
Aeron's meant to be prematurely aged from drinking all that saltwater.

They'll pass him off as 25 in the show.
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>>69043628
Bran tier Warg
servant of the Great Other
has artefacts from Valyria, such as a Dragon Horn that binds all who hears it to its masters will
chief antagonist of the entire story
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>>69054286
He's the one that will pull Dany to the dark side.
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>>69054119
For comparison, their ages in the books according to the wiki:
>Balon: Not stated
>Euron: at least 33
>Victarion: at least 32
>Aeron: 27-31
>Theon: 21-22

>>69054261
Drinking seawater doesn't make you look 4 decades older than you actually are. The only way they can explain this is by diverging from the books again and making Aeron older than Euron.
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Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is the maddest of them all
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>>69054199
One of the mummers in the troupe Arya joins in Braavos.
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>>69054325
The absolute madman
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>>69046606
Suck the piss out of my dick, faggot. This board is /tv/ not /lit/ so take your stupid fucking autism somewhere it'll be appreciated. Like reddit.
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>>69054310
won't take much, that psycho cum bucket is in need of Eurons guiding hand.
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>>69054445
>that psycho cum bucket is in need of a personal trainer
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>>69054119
To showfags he's just "Viking priest guy who I may have seen before."
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I can tell you that he looks nothing like that
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>>69043628
Do I have to say it? He was a good friend.
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>>69046606


>being proud of reading bloated fantasy that will never be finished

Bookfags are literal cancer. You come here because not even /lit/ will take you seriously.
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>>69043628
Isn't that Joshua Jackson from Dawson's Creek?
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>>69049982
Nah he's a lot crazier kind of. Like psychotic crazy. Ramsey is a disorganized psychopath. Euron and his brother Victarion are kind of both a bit schizo. They use every religion at their disposal to give themselves power and speed when they're at sea. Victarion, whose journey East will likely be done by Euron, gets real into like sacrificing Virgins and kissing the Lord of Light's ass so they get some tasty waves to ride to Meereen. Way cooler than Ramsay imo because Ramsey just likes to torture people and be a dick, whereas Euron/Victarion like to torture people for fun AND profit.
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OH SHIT THEON IS GONNA REPLACE VICTARION. THEON IS GONNA GO TO MEEREEN.
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>>69043628
This guy looks like Michael Shannon's son.
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>>69043628

Why does he look like a rapist peasant inbread?

All these years /tv/ always said him to be very handsome, mysterious and adnventurous
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>>69056243
>rapist peasant inbread
>rapist
literally is one
>peasant
basically is one
>inbread
nigga aint no sammich
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>>69045500
You still love D&D cocks just like every guy who reply in this thread. They are your gods.
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>>69056022

Euron definitely has a god complex.

Ramsay is just a little prick compared to Euron and his madness. Euron is like when you combine Hitler and Manson together.
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>>69054174
Normies would confuse him with this guy
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>>69043628
So he's basically an antagonist that Theon and Yara will have to face this season?
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>>69043628
should've been mads mikkel-san
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>>69056397
When will he return with Gendry and Blackfish?
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>>69054077
Hey.
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>>69043628
Wait, THAT is Euron? Thank god I dropped this show.
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>>69056397
do producers have something against one eyed guys?

bloodraven AKA old fart that got stuck in the roots has two eyes too
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>>69056467
>Thank god I dropped this show.
No one ever cares m8.
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>>69043628
He's the son of Ewan McGregor and a pug.
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>>69053269
It fits perfectly when the chapters are put into chronological order.
Look it up.

Also Euron has proven that he can increase the speed of his ship with magic during the attack on the shield islands.

It fucking fits.
D&D's abomination doesn't mean shit.
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>>69045500

Mikkelsen would be garbage Fuck off already with this fedora shit
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>>69056516
THE FOUR EYED CROW.

I mean raven.
Bravo D&D.
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>>69046036
It's a fucking eyepatch. Kids wear the fucking things for fun. It's not exactly hard.
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>>69056406
No, his an antagonist that everyone will have to deal with.

Starting with the Reach/Tyrells, currently the strongest kingdom in Westeros. Take out the big guy first.
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The reason show Euron was banished was because he molested Yara as a child

You heard it here first folks
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>>69056151
>create character (Vic) perfect for Game of Thrones
>don't include him and give story to Yara, make Yara lesbian.

DABID logic.
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Stannis is dead so the show needs MRA bait hateable character
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>>69056849
It adds up.
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>>69056849
Euron cucked Balon and Theon is actually his son, which is why Balon hates Theon and why show Euron looks so much like Theon
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Did Karstark side with Ramsay because he just fucking murdered his own father? If Karstark acted shocked, then Ramsay would just stab him without hesitation
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>>69046036
> an eyepatch is too difficult
> we cant put at risk the entire production

this is how retarded your wall of text sounds
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>>69054012
Looking for more victims.
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>>69056927
where was this said wasn't he banished for taking Vicatarions salt wife?
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>>69053945
Because Euron is a capable, ambitious madman. Ramsay is a sadistic lord's bastard.
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>>69043995

look at these assholes still defending it even though they've been shown to be wrong.

>>69044059
>>69056625
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>>69058236
Just like Coldhands doesn't exist any more because he wasn't in the show!!!! xDDDD
Truly epic.

t. Buttmad showpleb
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>>69046334
Catelyn Stark was always a bitch.

Most of the bad shit happens to Starks are her faults.

>Hates Jon Snow a poor orphan boy.
>AGOT convinces and pressures Ned to go south to KL with King Robert (and Ned really wanted to refuse the offer and stay in the North)
>Rly wanted to marry Sansa to Joff.
>Gets Ned to trust Littlefinger
>Littlefinger betrays the Starks 4ever and now planning to fuck Cat's daughter
>ACOK abandons 7 year old crippled Bran and 3 year old Rickon to "rule" Winterfell and travels with Robb and Stark forces. Winterfell gets taken.
>ACOK tries her best to get Robb to name Sansa as his heir after Robb names Jon as his heir and legitimizes him. Sabotages Robb's wishes and makes sure that news never reach Jon. Robb gets murdered afterwards.
>AFFC gets revived by BWB and violates their noble ways to go on a revenge spree by killing Lannisters and Freys who had nothing to do with the red wedding.
>ADWD captures Ser Jaime, Brienne and Podrick and gets ready to hang them in the end.

Fuck that cunt
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>>69043628
Would've been way better as Euron.
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>>69051777
I liked it.
>tfw no milf pm gf or her qt secretary gf
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Friendly reminder that Euron hosted the Eurovision Song Contest a few years ago
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>>69057792
The reason of his banishment hasnt been said in the show. That's why >>69056927 theory makes sense. It keeps it all together without them having to include Victarion.
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>Younger bro of Balon
>called the "Crow's Eye" in the books.
>High functioning psychopath
>Maddest of all the Greyjoy boys
>Exiled from time to time for his deviant behaviour by Balon
>Exiled last time for raping Victarion's wife.
>Sails the world on his ship of mutes
>Has secret connections in Asshai
>His personal arms have 2 crows and a red eye in it (referencing a connection to Bloodraven)
>Probably in league with the Others and Bloodraven
>Has a deep knowledge of sorcery
>Has a deep connection to the Drowned God
>Only known person to travel to ruins of Valyria and return alive
>Had a dragon egg that he sacrificed to the Drowned God
>Kidnaps a bunch of Warlocks from Qarth that were after Dany
>Extracts secret magic infoz from Warlocks and finds out about Dany and Dragons.
>Starts drinking Shade of the Evening (ayahuasca irl)
>Becomes king of Iron Islands at the Kingsmoot and BTFO Yara and Victarion.
>Sets a new and ambitious agenda for the Ironborn. >Promises them the Iron Throne.
>Sails up river and raids the fuck out of the Reach and captures many towns.
>Sends Victarion with the Iron Fleet to offer a marriage proposal to Dany
>Brings a "dragonhorn" from ruins of Valyria which he gives his younger brother Victarion to capture a dragon.

>End of ADWD
Victarion and Iron Fleet travel to Slaver's Bay with Moqorro the Red Priest
-At this point after Dany escapes Meereen on Drogon's back, ships from Yunkai and Astapor set up a blockade around Meereen
-There's a plague in Meereen
-Dany's team is confined to pyramids while unsullied patrol (and most get killed)
-Dany's ships burnt
-Dany's dragons are released
-Iron Born coming to Meereen with the infamous Iron Fleet to BTFO Harpies.

This is a lead up to the Battle of Fire (or Meereense knot) which Dany might later join with Dothraki.

>pic related. this is how he's supposed to look.
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>>69058679
manlet shit
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>>69058872
They even got the blonde journalist from Bergen to play that one wildling.

Are they just casting as many small-time euro actors in GOT as they can? Who will Saga end up playing in GOT?
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>>69045500
He would have been great, but GoT is beneath him at this point, quite frankly.
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>>69053827
Theon was worst casting, and I think they cast this guy because he could pass as Theon's blood relative. Alfie has a weird fucking face.

They really fucked up on the Greyjoys over all, I mean, look at 'Yara'.
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>>69060269
>>69045500

This. Mads has won best actor at Cannes. No fucking way he would lower himself in the shitshow that is GoT. Probably in earlier season, not now.
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>>69058569
Don't forget that retarded bullshit where she frees Jaime because she thinks Tyrion will give her daughters to her after they are presented with Jaime. Because Brianne alone is somehow supposed to stand up against all the Lanister forces in King's Landing.

Literally sends Brianne into the Lion's den not caring if she survives. Also is indifferent to the Tully men who would die in their persuit of Brianne and Jaime.

Didn't even bother to make sure she was up on the news from King's Landing, just acts on impulse and scoffs when kind people cal;l it 'mother's madness' instead of hanging her sorry ass.

Also trusted her sister's nonsense even though she always knew her sister was unhinged. I'm not done reading the books yet and still suspect it was Lysa who had Jon Aryn poisoned. It actually makes the most sense.

Cat also was mad at her brother for the terrible crime of being one of the only lords who actually bother's to protect his smallfolk.
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>>69059377
Holy shit, someone posts the sephiroth sand pic already. Edgiest character in the series
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>>69060672
iirc you're right and lysa had jon aryn poisoned on littlefinger's suggestion
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>>69060672
So like mother like daughter (ie. complete cunts)?
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>>69060672
Lysa did indeed poison Jon Arryn.

You're absolutely right. Catelyn Stark is one of the worst worst POV characters in the series.

Sansa displays the same retarded attitudes of her mother.

Also, Cat's the one who made Robb's marriage proposal with Walder Frey and we all know how that turned up. She made a promise to marry the fucking king of the north to some low dishonorable house like the Freys and that ultimately sealed Robb's fate.

I actually sympathize way more with Cercei than Catelyn. Actually show Cat is a much better person because she actually feels guilty about mistreating Jon, book Cat absolutely hates him just because she thinks Ned cheated on him ONCE before they even loved each other.

>>69061167
Exactly. Thank god Arya inherited the Stark genes and not the Tully genes.
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>>69061249
her*

Forgive the spelling mistakes.

>on drugs
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>>69043628
Hetero Jack Sparrow
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kek
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>>69046101
That's very possible. More likely, he molested Yara
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>Because that's a fucking section of storytelling-hell

They put his hand in a glove. It's straight out of Evil Dead level filmmaking.

You're saying these numbnuts can't compete with a garage level production.

>It's why they only gave Tyrion a scar instead of actually cleaving half his face off - makeup is fucking inconvenient.

Actually they could have gone the same route and given him a silver nose prosthetic, only having a few times he takes it off. The truth here is they didn't want to damage his looks.

>hate wearing shit like eye patches

Then get a different job you fucking hack. A commercial for McDonalds maybe.
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>>69061249
>I actually sympathize way more with Cercei than Catelyn.

I absolutely agree. At least Cercei is competent at SOMETHING. She's wicked and deeply flawed but at least it's easy to understand her point of view and that the Lanisters are products of their upbringing and life experience. Cat doesn't have that excuse. She had a loving family who did their best for each other and for their people, but it was never enough for the sisters, who strike me as haughty spoiled brats who take no responsibility for themselves.

>Actually show Cat is a much better person because she actually feels guilty about mistreating Jon, book Cat absolutely hates him just because she thinks Ned cheated on him ONCE before they even loved each other.

She does have a moment of grief over how she treated Jon in the books, but like all her rare moments of self awareness, it is fleeting. The whole thing with Jon is all the more fucked up because in the book she reflects that she never blamed Ned, and had indeed expected him to cheat during the war. She felt that men putting their lives on the like have a right to look for comfort where they can find it. I actually agree with that, but what's fucked is that she blames the bastards of the world for ever being born, like they have any choice in it.

>Also, Cat's the one who made Robb's marriage proposal with Walder Frey and we all know how that turned up. She made a promise to marry the fucking king of the north to some low dishonorable house like the Freys and that ultimately sealed Robb's fate.

I understood why they had little choice at the time. At least unlike some of her other actions, she consulted Rob and had his consent. Marrying off Arya without consent was shitty, but it was revealed in a Lanister chapter that upon adulthood one can refuse their arranged marriage, though it can risk trouble between houses of course.
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>>69061609
Agreed.

They took a lot of lazy routs with the show from the start, despite it's budget, but it's gotten worse. They can't even be assed to use the most basic styling techniques to make actors resemble their characters. Simple things like hair color and texture, and colored contact lenses. Look at how Theon looks the same after extreme torture and injuries that weren't allowed to heal right... His hair looks only slightly worse than it already did, he doesn't look any thinner or older, and they did the laziest fake scars on him. Nothing should surprise us at this point.

I mean, fuck, from the start, Danny had those stupid thick black eyebrows they did nothing about. They could hire amateur cosplayers with more skill than their professional staff of stylists.
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>>69062875

Agreed. Lazy hack frauds.

Even worse now that they're writing the narrative rather than the books.
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>>69054119
What the fuck.
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>>69046101
he looks like him because it's his uncle. I look more like my uncle than either of my parents

inb4 "your dad was cucked by your uncle"

look up human genetics
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>>69063182
>mexican father and mother are 5'8" and 5'3" respectively
>uncle is 6'7"
>be 6'3"
>tfw /tv/ and /int/ both told me my father was cucked by my uncle
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stoneheart confirmed for mothers day y/n?
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>>69063428
it's too late for that
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>>69063646
Are not American?
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>>69063664
too late for stoneheart
she would be dead for a few years now
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>>69062600
The Twins are the children of the mad king so technically Cercei and Jaime are in the right, and their incest justified.
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>>69062600
In which book and chapter did Cat feel remorse for hating on Jon?

You're absolutely right about Cat and Lysa being spoiled brats when they were girls. Cat was the oldest and daddy's princess. She was betrothed to Brandon Stark and eventually married Ned. Even in her later years she has a false sense of entitlement and pushes Ned around to make decisions that suits her needs. Her bad decisions (and her connection to Littlefinger) directly lead to the demise of house Stark. She was an absolutely bad ruler and so was Robb.

Time undead Jon took control of the North and BTFO Stoneheart and BWB when they come north. I'm dreading that Stoneheart will be the one to kill undead Jon because >muh stronk female.
Hope it's the other way around.
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>>69064336
>In which book and chapter did Cat feel remorse for hating on Jon?

I think it was in book one. Something or other caused her to think of Jon on the wall and feel a pang of shame for her behavior before he was sent to the wall. It was just this little one line long moment. That is usually the extent of her self awareness.

>You're absolutely right about Cat and Lysa being spoiled brats when they were girls. Cat was the oldest and daddy's princess. She was betrothed to Brandon Stark and eventually married Ned. Even in her later years she has a false sense of entitlement and pushes Ned around to make decisions that suits her needs. Her bad decisions (and her connection to Littlefinger) directly lead to the demise of house Stark. She was an absolutely bad ruler and so was Robb.

Not to mention her and her sister used Littlefinger when they were young like he was a fucking toy. Cat reminisces fondly of him yet has no shame for how cruel and cold she was when he tried to win her love. She calls it her duty when she's cruel and cold, and yet all her talk of duty doesn't stop her from actually spurning her duty and committing treason whenever it suits her fancy.

>Time undead Jon took control of the North and BTFO Stoneheart and BWB when they come north. I'm dreading that Stoneheart will be the one to kill undead Jon because >muh stronk female.
Hope it's the other way around.

I don't know how I feel about Jon. I like him a lot so far in the books but it's getting to be a bit Gary-Stu. He's too good and kind and when he dies he just gets resurrected like it was nothing? His narrative is boring, and I think Theon has taken his slot as second favorite character. Though Theon is so much more compelling in the books than the show. I'm not sure if it's Alfie's fault or really bad directing. Looking completely pitiful seems to be the only thing he can do, and that's fine when he's Reek, but they aren't really pulling off his transformation.
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>>69064844
I actually love Jon's POV chapters. He's like a twin version of myself on paper except I'm not a bastard.

Who are some of your favorite POV's?

Mine would be Jon, Arya, Cersei, Tyrion, Sam, Ser Davos, Melisandre and Theon.

Most hated POVs: Dany, Sansa, Cat, Victarion,

Dany's chapters become unbearable in ADWD because of her insufferable nature.
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>>69065456
I love Jon, but like I said, his narrative just lost it's interest for me. I've only just started the third book. Maybe book Jon gets interesting again. As far as the TV show goes his hype just makes me role my eyes. It was bad enough having one magical girl marry sue, now I think they mean to make Tyrion and Jon as ridiculous as Danny.

Where I am in the books it goes Aria, Tyrion, Jaime, Jon, and Theon though it looks like it's going to be a long time before we get back to Theon.

I hate Dany most of all, with Cat and Sansa close behind. With Sansa I was at least enjoying some schadenfreude, and the Hound. If Sansa had any sense she would have spread her legs like a whore for the Hound and escaped during the siege. But no, she's still placing her salvation in the hands of that poor fool she saved in one of her only good moments.

Davos I really like as a person, but at the same time he started out pretty boring. He's just very dry and serious, as is Stannis. Maybe that will pick up more.

I'm really looking forward to more Asha. I loved her in Theon's chapters.

It is absolutely madening that Danny gets a large share of the pov chapters in every single book while more interesting characters like Theon get swapped in and out for new pov characters. The whole series would be so much better without the magical plot device girl who can do no wrong.
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>>69065456
>He's like a twin version of myself on paper except I'm not a bastard.
how so
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>>69053968
Books are totally worth it and different enough from the show that you'll still be interested.

Plus there's no budget constraints and much better (although still occasionally weak) writing.
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>>69056858
How are they giving his story to Yara? They both ran for class president in the Kingsmoot. They both go Reaving in the wars. But I'm betting that it'll be Theon sent to collect Dany. He's cockless after all, so it's not like Euron would see him as much of a threat.
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