https://www.yahoo.com/news/itching-look-star-wars-episode-003550113.html
>and, according to the director, some fans will be surprised, others enamored, and others, scarily, angry. "Oh yeah, Finn and Rey follow a very natural progression. I'm not going to define, point by point, what that progression is, but in my film, they're both 20 years old. They're both single. I mean...connect the dots!"
What are your thoughts on this?
>>69037783
>finn is luke's wife's son and rey's step brother
im going to laugh so hard
>>69037838
>not having a subscription to blacked
>>69037783
I told my wife's son this would happen when I went to see VII with him.
They're not gonna hook up. Rian is just having fun with the presses. He loves the attention.
>some fans will be surprised
Not really
>>69037783
Is this supposed to be some Kafka trap because there's nothing about interracialism in the article.
>>69037783
kek OP did it again
I saw them more as Han and Luke but whatever.
>inb4 I am once again, the only one to check if the OP is bullshitting or not
>inb4 everyone goes along believing this is real
>inb4 everyone ignores this post
WE WUZ KAAANGS N SHIEEEET
>>69037783
inb4 300+ responses
Every fucking day you make one of these bullshit threads and every fucking day dozens of idiots fall for it.
>>69037783
>Daily dose of star wars bait thread
Incoming +274 replies
>>69038269
yeah i just read it. Nothing worse than fucking sheep fags believing shit without even checking and then going on to discuss and even be triggered by it. sometimes you guys bitch more than the sjws
>>69037783
>Jew appears
>all of a sudden bloodlines ruined by ugly nignog pubic haired nog
I mean did anyone really expect otherwise?
Jews are literally the worst
>>69037994
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>>69037937
fucking idiots lmao.
>>69038373
do you ever feel embarrassed after making posts like this? it's really sad
>>69038373
> the jews are destroying my nerd fantasy life
honestly i would take a black cock to the mouth before caring as much about something so inconsequential.
you are a giant pussy
>more Maz Kanata
I'm sure she's just full of stories for another time.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/itching-look-star-wars-episode-003550113.html
>the director shared with us his thoughts on politics and the internet. "Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong. Gas the Jews, race war now! /tv/ is a shit board."
What are your thoughts on this?
>>69038536
would you now?
>>69038454
>>69038466
Kafkatrap is one powerful tactic eh?
>>69037783
I wonder how many actually read the fucking article.
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>>69038360
Did you guys read the article? It's literally in the second paragraph.
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP
>>69038639
OH SHIIT THATS MY NIGGA REDPILLED AF MANG FUK THEM JOOS
Fucking idiots.
>>69038559
yeah they still gotta dig through old concepts and unused footage of Yoda to actually create her character
>>69038694
kek I see what you did there
So what would /tv/ rather see? Rey get BLACKED or gay people in Star Wars?
>>69038753
Gay Finn and Poe.
Give Rey to either Luke or Kylo.
>>69038753
gay, Finn's boipucci belong to Poe
why wouldn't they hook up?
he pines for her all through the movie, it's obvious they're setting them up to be together, maybe have a triangle with poe
>>69038753
>>69038753
no jar jar?
>>69038815
She friendzoned him at the end of The Force Awakens.
>>69038815
>why wouldn't they hook up?
because this blatant racemixing propaganda needs to stop, if they make it too obvious people will wake up
>>69037783
/pol/'s ass is gonna bleedmore than usual.
She won't become a sith but she will turn to the dark side, it's like poetry
>>69038753
We're gonna see both.
>>69038815
I think Rey is asexual like Luke, unless she's his daughter then I don't know what the fuck to think.
>>69038865
If your doppelganger killed you and went full hetero, your boyfriends would be pretty mad, too.
>>69038815
nah after he got cucked by based kylo, and rey somehow became a master of lightsaber combat in 2mins she lost all respect for him
>>69038815
>got friendzoned
>Gay Poe
>Fat Asian chick
There. I gave you 3 reasons.
what if Reylo ends up happening?
Is that the best possible outcome?
The kikes will never let a WM/WF couple happen ever again though of course
>>69038865
>/pol/ makes a bait thread
>you instantly believe it
>/pol/ has already won because their only goal is to make idiots think that hollywood is pushing interracial couples
You are an idiot.
Is /tv/ coming close to trying to kill abrams?
>>69038959
>implying it won't
Normies don't seem to mind it as long it's confirmed they're not related.
https://youtu.be/lXRgruo4OgA
>>69039000
he's just a puppet to his overlords, what good would killing him do?
>>69038694
10/10
>>69037783
Finn becomes the first gay nigger skywalker and Luke's shame is complete, not even letting his new jedi order being destroyed and fucking off for 30 years and being an utter failure will compete.
I want this so much. Fuck Disney.
>>69039040
Just try to gauge the amount of rage.
rey would be the worst girlfriend ever
you would be inferior in every way to her
>take her bowling
>he has never seen a bowling alley before
>she throws a gutterball first time
>closes her eyes for 10 seconds
>gets only strikes the rest of the game
>>69039072
his daughter fucking a nigger would be pretty shameful realistically
>>69039115
No Finn being a skywalker would allow me to get a nice chuckle in every time I think about it. I want them to completely ruin starwars forever.
>>69039027
Wtf?
>>69039153
Don't know if your serious, but there are actually few people that think Finn is a secret Skywalker.
>>69039115
something around 60 percent of people that went to force awakens were white men. It didn't do well in china.
The thought of all those white dudes showing up for gay niggers in space 2 electric boogaloo is all I long for now.
>>69039231
why do they literally hate their target audience?
>>69039219
I am being serious. The thought of that many assholes going to see that nostaglia bait and effectively voting with their wallet is all I want.
>>69039231
they could sneak it in at the end of the third movie like blacked in the future.
>>69039265
Apparently they don't since it made so much money. I mean they knew they'd get the white male boomer audience and whatever family is tied to that. So wheel chairing harrison ford out there worked pretty well
>>69039287
Just imagine the butthurt fanboys. Kek
has everyone forgot about Saina Solo. Finn is a Solo faggots. He even acts like him with Rey.
Finn is Kylos half brother
>>69037783
>Rian also commented "I don't want to spoil the surprise but there will be another little Jedi coming to our universe once Rey and Finn's relationship climaxes." The director chuckled and mentioned something about baby ReyShawnda Skywalker.
>>69039363
but is dark as night?
>>69039374
rofl
>Finn runs off and leaves Rey as a single mother in a galaxy far far away
>and now cycle is complete
>>69039265
star wars is huge with the nu-male le90skid reddit crowd
and they love having progressiveness shoved down their throats
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>>69039356
Either they're going to make Finn a faggot or a skywalker.
I mean they could always make him landos kid but he doesn't exactly look like any of them..but I mean that didn't stop them from saying operation dumbo drop is ford's son.
Since this thread is here, I wanna vent.
I just watched TFA and HOLY CRAP was it bland and annoying. Every character became friends instantly, there was so much bad fanservice, and they keep doing that fake "naturalistic" dialogue.
And people were right about Rey being a Mary Sue. It was so annoying watching her get out of or fixing nearly every situation on her own without the help of Finn, Han, or Poe.
And this made millions?!
>>69039515
Lame.
>>69039515
*billions*
>>69039374
>ReyShawnda Skywalker
>>69039515
i honestly thought they were doing a joke when rey first tried to jedi mind control the stormtrooper
when it didn't work i was like oh thank god maybe rey will be interesting
but then no
and my hopes were crushed
m..maybe the next trilogy will be good guys
>>69038715
Um, excuse me, that sign should obviously be written in Aurebesh. Like, hello, am I the only one who cares about CANON around here?
>>69037783
Finn is getting cucked?
>>69037783
Haven't read the thread yet but I know that /pol/ is posting as hard and fast as it can but that actually does disappoint me quite a bit.
I was really hoping for Rey to turn Dark Side (oh ho ho not the Finn way) and not be that way in general.
She already felt wooden in her performance which I hoped she was going for. Didn't feel like she needed a love interest. Like she was already indoctrinated by Snoke before Luke got to her but Kylo was weak and easily manipulated which is why Snoke picked him. Powerful but foolish. Throws a wrench in my hopeful headcanon.
>>69039837
Yes.
>>69039808
Is this supposed to be the average Trump supporter? Gee golly no wonder why he isn't going to beat Hillary.
>>69037783
>Rey
>Progression
Is she gonna crack planets in two and collapse the galaxy using the force in episode 8?
>>69037783
>progression
So, it's a copy of ESB this time?
>>69040227
Its from a horsey political comic i cant remember the context but a lot of people seemed angry. also fuck you gaysich,
>>69038753
There already are gay people in SW, just look at C3PO and Sheev.
>>69039265
They are Jews, their target audience are goyim.
>>69040275
No. An article said the movie was not going to be "reheated hollywood movies"
>>69038791
>Rey/Luke
The purest ship.
If Rey gets pregnant it'll be by the Force itself. It'll cuck all her love interests.
What's more progressive than a single mother?
>>69040511
So, wait, rey is shmii. Star wars is a never ending loop of stories? Deepest lore.
>>69038815
>triangle with Poe
Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why are Star Wars fans such plebs? If anything Kylo, Rey and Finn will be the triangle
>>69040511
That's how Rey was born, Luke got preggers from the Force.
Top pottery.
>>69040511
Whoa there...you might actually be up to something.
>>69040493
She missed out on prime Luke.
>>69040613
only a sister could kiss a face like that.
>>69040778
I bet he at least got head from cokehead leia
>>69040823
goddamn 70s
>>69040778
But his face was beautiful.
>>69041161
whats the keyword there now?
>>69038536
>I would take a big black cock to the mouth
It shows
>>69037783
>>69041249
I'm not following.
>>69040430
No, they're going to be reheated TV movies...
>>69041822
Its was. his face was beautiful.
>>69037783
FUCKING DISNEY GOD DAMN WHITE SLAVERS!
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK THEIR SOCIAL ENGINEERING RACE MIXING BULLSHIT
>>69041933
But that's why anon said Rey missed out on prime Luke.
Also old Luke is cute.
>>69042463
I meant before the accident
>>69038536
wow, cause i would rather care about anything rather than putting any cock in my mouth
>>69041161
I forgot how pretty young Mark Hamill was.
>>69037783
>Rey will cuck me on the big screen
My dreams come true.
>>69042982
>Asian markets dont matter.
>>69042928
Never forget
>>69040613
Truly a tragedy.
Now she has to deal with a grumpy old Luke that will 90% chance rape her.
>>69043703
>implying
Young or old, Luke is pure.
>>69037783
Is this the same faggot that keeps saying stupid shit like "We won't ever explain Snoke" and "We won't give you Kylos backstory"?
The director is a shitposter of the visual arts.
>>69040613
>Rey will never have cute naive Luke as her waifu that she can protect and take care of
Poor girl missed out.
