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Revived no nothing man edition
Old salt and bread >>69022235
What were his final thoughts?
>>69024376
Reminder that it was the first good episode since the end of the fourth season
>>69024376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M
first for mostly dead
FUCK OLLY
U
C
K
O
L
L
Y
who is this supposed to be?
[Episode #3 Preview]
>bleeding next to his eye for no reason.
Why is he so perfect?
>>69024472
that's some shitty ass OC anon
>Flashbacks are a hallmark of bad story telling
>Literally had a flashback in the opening of season 5 that had no effect on tthe plot whatsoever
t. Dabid and Dan
>>69024458
>after all this time, finally I have become A Feast For Crows
>>69024472
kek
>>69024490
Ned, you fucking retard.
WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE ANY GUARDS?
>>69024490
what a fucking ugly young ned
>>69024458
>If only I was a skin changing vampire I wouldn't have to endure this shit.
what the actual fuck? This boypussy is suppose to be badass Ned?
In the books is it Tyrion that frees the dragons or someone else?
>>69024376
Question. So Mance Rayder is basically still confirmed dead in the series?
>>69024490
looks like Neil Patrick Harris
>>69024490
DAYNE
>>69024458
>What is this... What are you doing, my son?
>Succeeding you, father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBn8RB2kxRk
>>69024458
*RECORD SCRATCH*
Yea, that's me and boy does that hurt. I bet you're wondering how I got here. For that I've got to take you to where it all started.
Does someone here did read the books here and know a few spoil?
>>69024458
>can't ruse the Roose
>>69024490
Ned Stark
He's a big guy
>>69024516
>Wow, we can say this truly was, A Dance With Dragons....
>>69024458
"the roose is loose and so are my bowels"
>>69024544
stop asking this question
>>69024458
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>69024536
He looks like a lesbian.
>>69024568
Shut yer mouth cunt
>>69024556
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69024564
kek
>>69024560
kek
>>69024544
read the wiki fag
>>69024458
>Freedom...
>>69024508
Have they explained his 'resurrection' in the series already? Only remember it from the books.
>>69024376
Will Jon Snu be a pseudo-zombie now? Didn't Beric say something about how shitty being rezzed is? Or will Jon being Azor Ahai somehow change that?
>>69024508
>tfw Tormund will never be your dad
Why even live?
>>69024458
Hello darkness my old friend
>>69024472
I approve of your crappy paint job
>>69024606
come over here and make me faggot
>>69024618
Beric got rezzed way too many times.
Baelish when?
>>69024567
>HAVE YOU READ THE UNPUBLISHED BOOK YET?
I'm from the future lad and GG died from cancerfolk like you in 3 weeks from now
So we are defiantly getting Dany, Jon, and Tyrion as the three heads of the dragon. I thought the Fatman hated cliches?
Why didnt Roose ruse Ramsay and said it was a girl?
>>69024522
Because he was with his son that he trusted
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/spoilers-game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-2-leak-discussion/#post-63295
So this leak was 100% correct
Any ideas if the next episode will be leaked too?
>>69024635
Where u livin lad ill be there cunt
>>69024468
>he didn't love hardhome
>>69024544
its a martell kid that doesnt exist on the show
>>69024458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv5vMJKBAbo
>>69024617
I dunno. I think we've had enough bear rape for one lifetime.
Eat shit dwarf
>>69024574
>Largest of the giants
>bigger than Magg the Mighty
>vegetarian
>believer in the old gods
Why is Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun so based?
>Get to see bestfu
Hell yes, it's been so long bby
>>69024595
Yeah that's the most likely. I do hope they manage to surprise us with the ending and we won't see it coming a mile before.
>>69024458
I feel cold...
It must be The Winds of Winter
>>69024612
>>69024672
fackin landan ye specky prick
>>69024636
>>69024638
>>69024641
>>69024643
>>69024652
>>69024654
>>69024601
>>69024561
>>69024557
>>69024545
you, faggots, are the most cancerous type of cancer ridden idios that exist
>>69024458
>i finally paid the iron price
>>69024627
Shut the fuck up kid
>>69024618
He'll be as good as new. His death was just for cheap shocks and as a copout to get him out of his night's watch vows.
>>69024576
>It's getting cold out. Must be The Winds of Winter...
>>69024673
It was "meh"-tier
>>69024522
Nobody liked him, not even his guards, which is why nobody punished Ramsey
>>69024458
>i have rued the day i raped your mother
>>69024705
WHY DIDN'T HE STEP ON THAT OLLY FUCK?
>>69024647
Ep 9, he doesn't have enough teleporters for the whole Vale army
>>69024716
So grumpy.
>>69024472
It would be funnier with sad mel
>>69024713
london? paki cunt m8
And just like this the thread had been nuked. Reminder to report the fucking post next time.
>>69024746
how is this autistic manchild so good at fighting?
also would he beat jamie?
>>69024707
THIS
who cares about the next white walter king resurrection or the roose being contained, frogfu is back!
>>69024556
GO FUCKING DAMMIT JUST FUCKING MAKE VIDEO WITH THEIR DIALOGE REPLACED WITH ONE IN WC3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69024458
>Ramsay is asshole, why Roose hate?
>>69024458
>whoa this is just like how I killed Robb
>>69024458
Thank the flayed god, I thought he was going to feed me to the dogs.
>>69024779
K a w a i i
>>69024768
pure Slavic blood m8, you inbred Yorkshire scum
So why does Theon suddenly want to go back to the Iron Islands? Wasn't his whole arc about realizing that the Starks are his true family?
>>69024775
Grow up manchild
>>69024751
Honestly how would they even get through Moat Cailin? D&D reasons?
>>69024627
no need to add a subplot like that
>no outrage after Walda's death
>>69024779
You can be excited by multiple things at once, dingdong.
does davos know stannis is dead? he was such a devout stannisfag, but we didn't get any scenes of him brooding about stannis' defeat or shireen death
>>69024793
It's like poetry.
>>69024818
>Wasn't his whole arc about realizing that the Starks are his true family?
No.
>>69024818
Because they have his dick
>>69024819
>defends fucking /b/ tier posts
>calls other people manchild
how about you fuck yourself with a rusty stick
>>69024818
In the books yes. But, in the show.....
You know how in America everyone is always bitching about constantly having to fight wars for the Jews? Do you think that's what it's like in the north with people bitching about having to fight wars for Starks? After Roberts Rebellion, Greyjoy Rebellion and than WOT5Ks people are probably just tired of the warmongering Jewish Starks and are proud to stand with the Boltons.
>>69024804
he probably dumped the body there
>>69024831
RAMSAY WILL PAY FOR THIS
Who was that priest that spoke with Asha? Did they say that it was Damphair?
What were his first thoughts?
>>69024778
ramses a best
ironborn btfo
>euron
Is it pronouned 'urine' or 'you're on'
>All the pure blooded heirs are pretty much dead
>Only bastards legt
War of the kings turned into bastardbowl
>>69024831
nobody liked that hambeasts's death
>>69024840
He doesn't. Bolton also didn't know that Snow was dead.
>>69024600
He's probably had more cock than Sophie, to be fair.
>>69024707
Amen brother
>>69024818
I'm also confused as to why he wants to go back there.
>>69024846
Why the Iron Islands though? The Wall seems like a much better/safer option for him.
>>69024779
me in the back
>>69024831
>he didn't flay his little brother
disappointment
>>69024828
>Eunuch azor ahai, a whore dragon rider, a smallfolk with a valyrian steel sword
thanks, you just came up with the character concepts for the fantasy epic I'm working on
>>69024793
Ironic
>>69024855
>crying this hard over shit on 4chan
lmao leave the house more autist
>>69024840
he is a jonautist now
Reminder ofCIAegon alliance in episode 9
>>69024458
this shit was so fucking stupid. yeah I just leave with my psycho son without any guards lalala
>>69024879
Her father killed Robb for less.
>>69024909
lel
so wait nobody really cares that the reasonable one in charge, roose, is blatantly murdered and replaced by his insane bastard son?
>>69024779
>fa/tv/irgins will never be as close to an ass as that little boy is
>>69024877
EDRIC STORM
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why the fuck do all of you fags shit up this thread by replying to roll posts?
>>69024458
>Where did the dogs go?
>Be Westerosi
>get stabbed
Season 6 is the worst by far.
whats next? Walkers backstabbing their king? Bad poosey teleporting behind wall killing all the others?
Brienne finds Rickon and Bran?
Dany becomes evern fatter through traveling millions of miles?
>>69024831
Don't be fooled, tumblr only cares about pretty girls like Dany, Ros, Cersei and Sansa. Maybe we'll get some tears if the mountain reks bad poosay.
>>69024825
in the books they'll get through Moat Cailin because they're led by Sansa Stark. in the show... Moat What?
He may want to thank Yara for trying to save him, I suppose.
>>69024950
roll
>>69024863
>tfw they'll just say that Walda and her child died in childbirth
>tfw there won't be any Frey-Bolton infighting
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69024862
Well, he is apparently a willing organ donor so he desn't mind.
>>69024870
>thorne you rat! you gave me the hot spicy knives!
>>69024831
Why is Tumblr silent of this?
>>69024874
yuron I reckon
>>69024940
THE STORMLANDS KING !
>>69024930
Would have been far more interesting if the Karstarks displaced the Boltons after what Ramsay did
>Reminder that grrm will die before the last book is released.
>>69024458
I'm not even a bookfag and even I find it bizarre that you can just straight up stab your leader and replace him without facing any consequence or controversy
Alliser kills Jon, says he needed to tho, and everyone is all like 'k'
Ramsay stabs Roose in front of another family and a maester, whatever I guess?
Sneks murder Doran in broad daylight, his guards are fine with this...alright?
Euron throws Balon off a bridge and I suppose everyone is just gonna ignore that their leader was murdered once again
>>69024870
>I'M GONNA FEED THAT CUNT OLLY TO GHOST
I wouldn't be surprised if all the plot-points that happened in the show are completely different in the upcoming book or they are similar but GRRM uses them in a context that makes much more sense.
>>69024870
>why is my body decomposing
>>69024968
autistic m8 consider suicide
>>69024831
a mother and her baby being ripped to shreds by hounds is nothing compared to rape anon
Balon said that he was the only surviving king from the war of the five kings right. So how did he hear about stannis' death so fast when it took him 2 full seasons to here about the loss of deepwood motte? This show is written by a 5 year old
Where is that fucker that said he's uploading the leaked ep3? Fucker are you reading this? Don't roose me.
>>69024870
>My heart feels like stone
>>69025029
Looks like we got stumped.
Throughout season 5 I'd forgotten how little I cared about Bran's storyline. Also Davos' 180 was a bit too eager for my taste, even if we suppose he doesn't know that Stannis burned his daughter and then died.
>mfw roose "the roose is loose" bolton was outsmarted by ramsay snow, the most competent character in the game of thrones universe
seriously, ramsay is such an intelligent man to be able to do these things
>>69025003
Pork Arrgh Arrgh Hamtin will die before The Winds Of Winter is released, nevermind the last book.
>>69025029
It would be too good to be true anon.
>>69025029
he did the same stupid schtick last week
he has nothing stop giving him (You)'s
>>69024595
So the wall collapses and WW attack and Dany attacks from the south?
oh noe
>>69025006
the show is poorly written fanfiction now, nothing more
>>69024870
>freeze frame
>record scratch
>see that guy there with the stab wounds? Yup, that's me.
>you're probably wondering how a handsome bastard like me could get into a situation like this
>well it all started when I met this girl...
>>69024950
/tv/ gets to shit up my board throughout the year, I only come here during /got/ to shit up yours.
>>69025029
They did the same thing for the first and second episodes. Are you retarded? He doesn't have it.
He's going to do the same thing again later in the week and for the next episode.
>>69024870
>why are half my memories and motor functions gone due to most of my brain cells dying from lack of blood flow?
>>69024971
Won't work when Walder wants the body transported to the Riverlands for Frey burial
>>69024626
I barely see an expression of emotion on his face even when he's going down
>>69025029
>he fell for it
>>69024983
double standards
Oh don't mind me. Just being one of the few not-shit things about this episode.
>>69024540
ruined. totally ruined
>>69025029
We dun goof'd
>>69024626
This is what you get for having what everyone else considered a literally insane family.
I mean for crying out loud when you're hated by just about everyone, threaten the potential eventual ruling of your son, and your banner has a fucking dude getting flayed on it, you should see shit like this coming.
How can Roose die when he's a vampire?
>>69025029
It seems you have fallen for my DEVIOUS FLIM FLAMS
>>69024906
At this point, /b/ and 4 Chan are 2 different entities.
You can have fun in a discussion, but roll pics aren't discussions, it's a shitty text/pic gayme
I mean, half the fucking thread is about the gayme
>>69024983
Becasue they are Walda physically but self insert as Sansa.
>>69024922
whore!
>>69024742
Who the fuck would willingly serve under Ramsay?
I miss Old Nan bros
>>69025116
holy shit i hate that guy
>>69025136
Shut the fuck up and stop crying autist
>>69024522
same reason Balon had no guards
same reason Doran's guards didn't help him
>showrunners couldn't be bothered
>>69025116
I'm worried sneks will ruin the clash between Jaime and Faith shitters
>>69025029
>the current year
>still being a retard
>>69024885
M8, it's a family thing.
His mother is literally worried sick, and his father is dead (thought he doesn't know yet)
Alright the upload is done
PM me for a link ;)
>>69025116
>overthrowing an Empire
Westeros isnt an Empire last time I checked
>>69023433
>>69023610
What is wrong with Yara winning though? Is she really worse than "I AM GAD" in your head?
I can understand some resentment over 20 good men, but it would be the most logical choice, and the show needs one about now.
>>69025172
hate the character love the performance
>>69025116
>pull some cheeky shit
>kingsguard doesn't just fucking murder him and his clothie friends
>make threats face to face to royal family and as soon as they start to put him in his place LOL I wasn't alone :^))))) #SbarrowNation :DD
>melisandre looks at resurrected jon
>"you are the prince that wad promised!"
>cuts to Jon
>it ain't me starts playing
>yfw
>>69025070
>Winds of Winter isn't even the last book
We will never see GoT end.
s-so who was that guy that threw that other guy from that brigde?
>>69025203
Seven kingdoms, one king of kings. It's pretty much an empire.
>>69024870
>I had A DREAM OF SPRING but now I am up and can feel the WINDS OF WINTER
>>69025191
Their mother is dead on the show.
Season 2 Yara says "We both loved our mother."
>Barristan and Grey Worm will never go full Operator on Mereen and bro-op the entire Sons of the Harpy
>does davos even know about shireen?
>if yes, why wouldn't he have murdered meli and then sudoku'd?
>does anyone at the wall know what happened in winterfell?
>if yes, how do they know?
>why does davos have such a hard on for jon?
pls help me understand :(
>>69025226
are you fucking retarded?
KNEEL BEFORE THE KING OF THE RIVIERLANDS
The clash between Jaime and priestman was easily the best part of the episode
>>69025130
Sunlight, decapitation following a stake through the heart.
>>69025209
>Not loving both
Fucking degenerate.
So how much will they butcher the tower of joy?
Ah yes. I eddard stark will father Jon snow son of rhaegar and lyanna and he will join nights watch be revived and play the game of thrones
Fresh from Reddit.
I laughed heartily!
I an't wait for the Faith to get their shit kicked in by Jamie.
Arrogant cunt
>>69025116
fuck off and die medieval bernie sanders
>>69025219
Yes you will
- Written for television by D&D
>>69024818
He is going to tag team mad pirate with his sister that he wanted to bone and then atone for his crimes by helping the North and probably killing Ramsey. He's a Stark agent now.
Ramsey will die from an arrow to the eye due to medieval custom.
>>69025173
>crying
>autist
Oh, I thought this was supposed to be 18+.
Though, there nothing in the rules about basement dwellers, I guess
>>69025195
link me
>>69025226
Euron Greyjoy
>mfw season 6
>>69025265
Not diagnosed at least.
>>69025226
The first storm and the last
memes
>>69025265
He's making a point. People who hasn't read the book can't know about Euron. That scene was so awkward.
>>69025226
Euron Greyjoy, Balon's younger travelling brother.
I only remember him from the books.
So where's the promised e03 leak?
>>69024490
White Jaden Smith wearing a wig?
>>69025139
>being this autistic about a trope
also we don't know where the kids are gonna end up
>>69025219
Ghost writers mate.
>>69025234
No its a Kingdom not an Empire
Sad thing is they're probably gonna cut out Victarion from the show
>>69025163
this
roose has been doing just fine, he might be a bit powerhungry but he is level-headed as fuck
ramsay is obviously just a mad cunt.
Top 3 Male characters:
Top 3 Female Characters:
Go!
>>69025181
Best thing would happen on this show 2bh
>>69025284
What's the one with the birds? Isn't that Frey land?
>>69024818
Theon is gonna get fucked HARD by him uncle, come back whimpering to the wall to find Sansa dead
Jon will flay his ass and tell him to suicide with Ramsay to be together with him for all eternity
>>69024870
Wonder if he'll actually remember his name.
It would be interesting if he losing his memory or some other mental attribute.
>>69024874
the second
>>69025310
Fuck off bookfag. It was a perfectly good scene that set up Euron as a psycho mad man
>>69025337
books or show?
>>69025315
You dun goof'd
>>69024940
Fucking slavs
>>69024707
>muh brother's dead
>ignoring a cripple who obviously needs your help but instead dwells in depression
bestfu confirmed for shitfu
>>69025211
Jaime is a secret pussy and THS figured it out.
THS basically acknowledged that he doesn't care whether Margaery/Loras/Cersei are guilty and is in it because of class warfare.
>>69025368
Whatever you want, feel free to specify.Damnit.
>>69025006
Agreed. I generally liked Episode 2 but Davos' seamless switching from Stannis to Jon-mode and the fact that apparently it's super easy to kill lords nowadays with absolutely zero suspicion or consequence really bugs me.
Euron murdering Balon was the worst because from a show-watching perspective, this guy is introduced, you learn virtually nothing about him, and two minutes later he's killed Balon. For a book-reader, imagine if D&D created a new character, give him two minutes of airtime, and then had him kill an established book character, and apparently you're supposed to give a shit about this new guy now.
>>69025337
Jaime
Jorah
Anyone from the Night's Watch really
Cersei
Margaery
Frogfu
>>69025116
High Sparrow is literally cucking everyone in kings landing.
Don't know about you but I'm team sparrow.
Nigga runs around the red keep as if he owns the place. Literally every lannister he's encountered he's made his bitch.
I know DnD are going to kill him, but fuck, he's the craftiest motherfucker in westeros.
>>69024996
That's not Lil aegon
>>69025350
>showfags
>>69025350
thats Littlefinger who is technically lord paramount of the riverlands.
>>69025362
Kek, if you don't read the books, you can't even know his name is Euron, bravo d&d
>>69025307
He looks like this fat neckbeard fuck I have in my uni class. What the fuck?
>>69025378
Slavs that don't use latin script are shitty slavs
>Make Stannis a fanatical zealot when hes an atheist
>Make Sparrows ISIS when they are actually the champions of the smallfolk
>Make Euron a religious crazy person when he doesn't give a shit about religion
>Make Davos an atheist when he believes in the Seven
???????????
>>69025337
Jaime
Jon
Theon
Olenna
Yara
Cersei
>>69024508
Viking blood m8. Pure Norwegian.
>>69025337
>Top 3 Male characters:
Ramsay
Jon Snow
Daario
>Top 3 Female Characters:
Sand Snakes
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with Euro having campy, over the top evil lines because he's supposed to be a supervillain
>>69025405
Wasn't that literally the gift given to lord Frey when he meme'd robb?
>>69025403
>>>/tv/ books and literature
does Euron have the DRAGON HORN?
>>69025325
Didn't GRRM say he wanted all his notes burned and the books kept unfinished if he'd die?
He wouldn't be the first writer or artist to want that, it has happened before.
>>69024863
That is probably best actor choice DD ever done.
>>69025219
it's possible that in order to finish TWOW, George is basically having to write (and rewrite) DOS at the same time. that would explain the frankly retarded delays. at least it's what I'm telling myself now that the show is unambiguously failing as a substitute.
>>69024870
I'M GONNA KILL PRAXIS
>>69024870
He was probably in the middle of having hot passionate afterlife sex with Ygritte
and now he's lying naked on a cold table with like 20 stab wounds in his chest. JUST
The sad thing is that I literally don't know if the writers are just too retarded to remember that Davos most certainly would not be ok with Melly burning Shireen or if they will use this as some big tweeest at the end of the season. Either way, it's shit.
>>69025325
Oh boy, will we have another Tom Clancy?
>G. R. R. Martin's a revolution of industries
>george martin died 50 years ago
>westeros is now in a victorian england period
>>69025307
>nick named crows eye
>doesnt wear an eye patch like hes supposed to
So what will Ramsey's comeuppance be? In the book, I assumed that after the Battle of Winterfell, he'd be burned alive by Stannis. Are they going to save him for Jon?
>>69025075
>>69025390
Honestly, you guys are pedantic idiots
The show had some really bad season(s) (s04/3) but what you're complaining about makes little sense.
What were her last thoughts?
>>69025337
Top 3 males: Jaime Lannister, Ramsay Bolton, Petyr Baelish
Top 3 females: Melissandra, Cersei Lannister, Margaery Tyrell
>>69025327
It's nominally an kingdom, but its administrative is more empire than kingdom.
Also what the high sparrow said was a metaphor, not referring literally to the seven kingdoms.
>>69025349
>Lord of the Stormlands
I'm ok with this.
>>69025482
Ramsay will survive and kidnap Rickon, you'll see
>>69025337
Show:
Jamie
Davos
Theon
Cersei
Queen of Thorns
Melly C
Books:
StannisStannisStannis
Don't give a crap about women in the books. Maybe Sansa because of her POV
>>69025279
from the trailer we know they already fucked
>2 vs 6
>Kingsguard not wearing their armor
>Dual wielding Dayne
>>69025337
davos
oberyn
stannis
shireen
gilly
walda
>>69025488
>Wish I had some pies
>>69025488
i should have made roose wear a lambskin condom
>>69024508
yeah i love mastodon
its such an asspull way to revive
the other guy that revived always had severe scars and shit and he was Always resurrected immediately
Jon had time to decompose, his entire body is irredeemably useless.
Yeah everyone saw it coming but its bullshit convenient disregard of the norm when it comes to resurrection.
>be in westeros
>get stabbed by a family member
>>69025488
KINSLAYER! OATHBREAKER! MAN WITHOUT HONOUR!
>>69025488
>Wow, now I finally become... A Feast for Dogs
>>69025337
Theon
Stannis
Euron
Olenna
Cersei
Asha
>>69025337
Jaime
Tyrion
Littlefinger
Yara
Cersei
Gilly
>>69025242
Ah yes you're right.
Wonder if theon will cruise with Victarion.
For sure he'll be there for the Kings Moot.
I'm just glad the show won't omit the Euron/Victarion saga
>>69025488
>>69025488
>why am i here again
>i bet lord bolton isn't even here
>god those hounds stink, i wonder what person they will eat next
>my feet hurt
>i wish i was at home eating like a fucking pig
>i have to nurse him
>>69025488
AHHHHHHHH SAVE US ROOSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So Theon wants to go back to the isles? Don´t tell me D&D want to make him king there....
>>69025116
only normies hate this guy.
>>69025488
>I fuckin knew this was gonna happen
>>69025534
I just don't get why he's alive when the entire point of magic was faith
and melly had no faith that it would work
>>69024490
Ted Cruz
>>69025446
lord frey was given riverrun but it was littlefinger who was given the title of lord paramount of the trident as well as harrenhal.
>>69025446
you're in /got/ mate
Roose isn't dead, I'm sure the Dreadfort has a few servants of the Lord of Light around.
Right?
>how do we make this season more exciting?
>i know lets make more random deaths that make no sense xD
>>69025397
>le epic literally maymay xD
Illiterate cunt.
>>69025558
>COCKLESS KING
yeah right
>>69025534
Catelyn was dead for weeks
Stannis is dead
Ramsay burns him upside down and naked. Tiny dick out to see.
>>69024930
everyone is throwing out reason for REVENGE, nobody cares at this point what happens as long as they get said revenge, and all the kingdom will be enveloped in war that will only stop once the white walkers come and they realize they're idiots.
or some shit like that, so far every plot line is about REVENGE.
>>69025277
Honestly, I'm reporting that shit.
Every, fucking, ep
>>69025337
Showfag:
Male: Davos, Ramsay, Tyrion (rip selmy though)
Female: granny Tyrell, Carice van Houten, Margaery
>>69025566
Neither did Thoros, he only said the words because he was sad his friend was dead.
>>69025428
>Make Sparrows ISIS when they are actually the champions of the smallfolk
but they are ISIS because ISIS is the champion of the smalfolk
>>69025590
So what? Daenerys is a cockless king too
>>69025577
>/GOT/
>>69025428
All morally questionable individuals are religious fundies, don't you know that?
>>69025596
>burning
>>69025078
Kek classic
>>69025139
Bran dies after the flashbacks you fucking twat
>>69025279
Guess...
>>69025593
yea but cat's revival left her barely human
i hope consequences for jon's delayed revival are interesting or at least existing
>>69025226
Euron, Crow Eye
Very interesting character incoming
Hope the actor delivers
>>69025578
no one is dead. they just lose unreliable gold and respawn back at their fountain.
>>69025534
>the other guy that revived always had severe scars and shit and he was Always resurrected immediately
>Jon had time to decompose, his entire body is irredeemably useless.
Beric's scars are the wounds he died from. And apparently he gets worse with every resurrection. The books have another character who gets resurrected after a few days of decomposing: Lady Stoneheart, and she's quite fucked up. We might see a Jon Stoneheart if D&D are taking inspiration from Catelyn Stark. On the other hand, Jon died in a cold climate.
>>69025428
>D&D
>>69024502
that's a scar, he's not bleeding. he got attacked by orell's eagle. he was a wildling warg.
>>69025558
>the first woman to rule the salt throne
>>69025337
By hotness?
1. Jaime
2. Oberyn
3. Robb
1. Melisandre
2. Margaery
3. Ros
>>69025488
>mmm hot dogs
>>69025510
no you see they are wearing silver armor because it was in the past and the past is worse than the present so therefore their armor is silver bevause silver is worse than gold its likke pottery
>>69025629
It's lover case faggot. It's just the font dipshit.
>>69025547
Patrician taste anon
>>69025649
he was dead for a few hours
>>69024877
Stark > Sansa, Arya, Bran, Rickon alive
Lannister > Tommen alive and 110% Lannister
Cersei, Jaime, Tyrion alive
Baratheon > trueborn branch is cut
Targaryen > Breaker of chairs
Tyrell > Loras, Margaery
Martell > trueborn branch is cut
Arryn > Robyn
Greyjoy > Euron, Theon volcanodick, Asha
Nah man, many trueborns still around
>>69025534
>the norm
>literally one person, who we've seen revived only once after taking a catastrophic wound
In the books, you filthy showfag, LS is revived about 3 days after her death, having spent all that time rotting in a river. She comes back changed, but her body is not irredeemably useless.
Jon has been dead less than a day.
>>69025622
>Whore of highgarden, valyrian steel sword
literally best name
>>69025593
thats only in the books, show is different as it makes a deal about losing a bit of yourself everytime and the scars.
I always imagined catelyn to be more a magically moving zombie and not a healed normal human.
>>69025574
>not wanting steady work in a warm climate
>>69025666
>post yfw D&D decides all the character get resurrected at the end and live in a world without evil
>>69025648
dayne confirmed? or is he hightower?
>I looked for you at the big river where Robert killed Rhaegar Targaryan you know Khaleesi's brother
>We weren't there
>It would have been bad for the fat king from season 1(You remember him right?)
>Jaime the guy who fucks his sister killed the evil king Aerys the khaleesis father
>We were away or else Jaime would be dead
>I came down to lift the siege of Stormsend seeing as Stannis is a useless piece of shit scumbag that should be hung like the degenerate he is also he is a terrible king
>the Khaleesi went to that place where Tyrion was drunk in last season
>We do not run away
>We swore an oath
>And now it starts also I'm Arthur Dayne the sword of the afternoon which is a very important title in the Stormlands also I have 2 swords Dusk and Midnight that I dual wield
>Ned quips and says "Prepare to pay the Iron Price"
>And who are you?
>>69025655
He doesn't look anything like Daario...
>>69025692
more like a day
>>69025488
>I am going to die, I am being eaten alive and my baby too, oh no, gods save me and my baby aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>69025692
Nah
He waited a year for got so he's obviously been dead for a year
>>69025688
Great, valyrian steel and no balls to wield it.
>>69025561
Only poor fags like this guy.
>muh judgment over people that have it better than me
He's the embodiment of hypocrisy.
>>69024877
>posting on the same board as S4
>>69025558
euron will win the kingsmoot
but because theon wasn't there they can redo it and a stronk womyn can win teh crown
>>69025337
Males
>Jaime
>Theon
>Dunk
Female
>Queen of Thorns
>Asha
>Sansa
>>69025337
living characters or any?
>>69025710
Except Stannis since they hate him
>>69025577
I read the first two books they were absolute garbage
>Roose getting fucking stabbed by Ramsay
What the fuck
That's just dumb
>>69025735
Daario a shit
Euron is the real McCoy
where is euron's goddamn eyepatch
pirates wear eyepatches
he's literally a pirate king
>>69025566
Neither did thoros, did you even watch the fucking show?
I really don't understand why people care enough to comment and give their retarded opinions which they've just made up, but can't be bothered to actually pay attention when they watch the show. Its embarrassing, and /got/ is just full of it
>>69025718
He said Dayne's line.
>And now it begins.
>>69025801
>>69025801
>>69025801
new thread
>>69025774
Up to you, go nuts.
New thread, Piss meself, etc
>have we found the ones who killed Trystane yet?
you can't make this shit up
>>69025710
DABID
WHAT IF
WHAT IF EVERYONE COMES BACK DABID
>>69025488
>this is a nightmare right
>(wake me up)
>>69025798
Truuu
>no laughing eye
did i miss the link to the new bread?
>>69025691
Thank you
>>69025732
Nailed it!
>>69025693
>show nigger
>>69025766
>you either like him or hate him
I don't "like" him, it's just funny how he triggers everyone and gives 0 fucks.
>>69025408
why not?
>>69025710
>show concludes with Ramin's take on the My Little Pony theme
I would weep with joy if the show rescued itself in so spectacular a fashion
>>69025337
>>69025811
Males: Jamie, Tywin, the hound
Females: cersei, arya, melisandre
>>69025334
That will be his undoing. That thing the Roose said about mad dogs just before being stabbed is foreshadowing af
>>69024626
did he got stabbed in the spine too?
>>69025337
Alive only:
Davos
Jon
Varys
Cersei
Margaery
Milesandre
>>69025488
I should listen to my gut...but it's also telling me to eat more pies
>>69026026
>varys better than littlefinger
>>69024870
>CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
>>69025116
Go to bed, John of Leiden
>>69026120
CIA is a creepy fuck and hasn't done anything relevant in forever. Varys is a million times better and his only flaw is that he supports Danaerys.
>>69026281
Smallfolk with the Vale
At least its peaceful as long as the mountainclans aren't causing trouble
>>69025668
Plus, Jon was dead for maximum 24h.
The traitors kill him during the night, Davis recovers his body and locks himself. Come dawn, Thorne gives his ultimatum for nightfall. At said nightfall, Wildlings pwn everything. Smelly Melly rez him in the evening
Is Ramsey Azor Ahai?
>>69025488
>This can't be happening, I'm in charge here
So in the first 2 eps we got to see the deaths of fucking Doran, Areo, Trystane, goddamn Roose, Walda, Baby Bolton, Balon
Probably missing somebody but those are some pretty major fucking characters right there. So Doran and Roose aren't doing anything special in the next two books is how I take this?
>>69025488
TONY, PLEASE HELP!!!
>>69025139
>Rickon
>Are they Starks?
Embarrassing
>>69026405
Books ans show are two different objects at this point.
t. GRRM
>>69025337
Top 3 Male characters: Tywin , Ruse ,The mannis
(Mance Rayder is god tier too)
Top 3 Female Characters: Yara ,Cersei , Margaery/Olenna Tyrell
rolling for the memeer
Episode 2 was really good I felt.
Haven't been glued to the screen during a GOT episode in forever. Even during the shitty King's Landing scenes that always break out the yawns in me.
>>69026026
>jon
Lol kys pleb
>>69025337
Tywin
Davos
Bronn
Melisandre
No-name that whoops Arya
Margaery
>>69025400
mance
>>69027250
> implying Melly didn't resurrect Stannis in Jon's body.
I AM DA STORM BROTHA
>>69027250
He's got the Mannis stamp of approval, he's good in my book faggot.
>>69027573
He looked more like Obi wan kenobi imo
>>69027713
I made the edit just for that line
>>69024556
BEST GAME
>tfw robert stronq kneels down
>back peels open
>qyburn emerges
