why was Kristen Stewart in Zathura?
>>69022182
Getting a lesbian to look after your male kids is a good way to leave them unmolested.
>>69022182
because teens want to fuck hot bitches too?
i dont know
Why is Kristen Stewart in anything?
>now kiss them :)
>>69022182
She was there the ten times I need to jerk off to that scene.
>>69022182
What are you two little brats doing here?
We're scared of the thunderstorm can we sleep with you?
Fine, but i sleep in my underwear so turn around while i undress.
The thunderstorm knocked out the heat, you'll have to snuggle close to me to keep warm. Hey are you poking me with something?
>>69022419
Those teeth are shopped right?
>>69022182
>image.jpg
>>69022304
tfw mom didn't know this,
>>69024049
bahahhaaha
>>69024049
shhut the fuck up
>>69023530
>autist.jpg
>>69024049
You lucky fuck
>>69024662
Not everyone likes having their male babysitter ravage their boipussy while kissing tenderly on their neck, and blowing such a huge load in their ass it leaks out long after he leaves, forcing you to change your underwear 3 times the same day. Not that i would know or anything.
who dunnit better?
>>69024049
She was perfect in it.
I liked the incest twist too.
>>69024823
shit just got real
>>69024049
This anon entered the mommyverse and isn't thanking god.
>>69025248
>incest twist
I don't remember that
>>69024823
I assumed since this thread started with a female babysitter that your babysitter was female. I know you're lying but seriously if you were getting raped on a constant basis then why the fuck wouldn't you alert someone? I ask people this and they say I'm victim blaming. I'm not blaming the person who was raped I'm just trying to understand where their logic goes when it comes to something as serious as rape.
>>69025248
>She was perfect in it.
this. she's never been more perfect ever after
>>69022182
The only good thing about that movie, and some CGI (for that time)
i like her girlfriend's music
>>69023499
Nah that's how they be
>>69025840
she was hot for the astronaut who actually was her brother
>>69025840
astronaut was the younger brother and the girl (Kristen Stewart) liked the astronaut
>>69026038
>>69025248
She was better in Jumper desu
>tfw kstew
Also lol @ Josh Hutcherson
>>69022182
>182 why was Kristen Stewart in Zathura?
I have to jack off everytrime i go to see a kristen steawrt movie cause otherwise i'll just spend the entire time distracted by her, thinking of her naked and i can't enjoy the movie.
>>69026112
She was there for like 7 seconds
>>69026377
Are you me
>>69025825
I want Biel to babysit on my face.
>>69022182
So that I could project my degenerate fetishes onto her and jerk off.
>>69027992
Oh I thought you were me
>>69024823
dam son u dead ass
>>69026112
>dat obvious attempt at a Push crossover with her and Fanning
Failed hard, but nice effort
I miss transition-Stew
>>69028068
How would that even be possible? Think before you post.
>>69026636
>>69027992
>>69028068
>>69028264
Stay based, /tv/
>>69028234
I ´kinda wish she'd just go crazy and either get fat and some weird dyke hairstyle like a mohawk or go back to being attractive in dresses and shit like that. She looks like a homeless drowned rat nowadays.
>tfw no thickstew
>>69028553
>>69028553
You'll be pleasantly surprised by her role in "Cafe Society" then.
>>69028893
well it certainly is a lot better than the sweatpants and beanie look she's got going on
>>69026636
>>69027992
>>69028068
>>69028264
Someone post this to /r/4chan
>>69029182
wot
>>69024049
>>69025825
>>69027737
Mommy Cinematic Universe is GOAT
>>69022658
Is this fake?
>>69028109
>no girl will ever look at me like that
>>69029436
i cant be arsed to find it but she's with her potato faced gf and they look like shit
>>69022182
Why did the brother became Frito Pendejo?
>>69025859
Did you tell your parents when you were bullied as a child?
Abusers select children that are meek and won't stand up for themselves.
If only she weren't a chain smoker
>>69028109
What ever happened to Dakota? I just thought her sister ate her to gain her power. I'm thinking about her eating her sister now, as a matter of fact.
>>69022182
the director likes skinny young boys with long hair and moobs
>>69029676
I was never consistently bullied but my parents always told me that if anyone started picking on me to either tell a teacher if they were a lot bigger or older than me or to stand up to them if they were my age. Someone bothering me only happened once basically in 3rd grade, his name was Adam. He had been making fun of me at recess and calling me names. Two of my best friends said they would fight him for me. I told them no. (My smaller friend wouldn't have stood a chance but I always appreciated what he said) I said my parents told me to stand up to bullies. So I fought him before school in the woodchips on the playground. There wasn't really any punching but I sorta grappled him and pushed him into the ground and told him not to get up. He started cussing at me. It was almost like a squeal. Then he turned around and went to his friends. When I told my mom she said I should have told the teachers but my dad didn't say anything. We went to toys r us and I got a toy.
>>69022658
Holy shit
