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>>69017817
>>69017790
I am the Drowned God and the Storm
>>69020764
No you're not faggot
>>69020764
Why the fuck was Euron so uncharismatic?
Stannis Alive?
Euron looks like shit. He's supposed to look like Daario.
fat maisie with a beard
As someone who absolutely fucking loved last night's episode, seeing the butthurt and autism over it is making me happier than I can even describe.
I thought Euron and Victarion were cut?
What else did you lie to me about?
>>69020764
This is one of the worst casting choices amongst the dozens of awful people in the show. Y/N?
>>69020839
>t. Reddit
>>69020764
>that intro scene
how anticlimatic
>>69020764
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG
>>69020824
Yeah because Alfie Allen and Gemma Whelan look so much like Theon and Asha, right?
>Show was known for how it kills its characters unexpectedly and shockingly after you've gotten to known them for a while
>now instead of villain of the week it is character death of the week
>>69020815
It was Ned.
Brandon was a ward elsewhere at the time. Ned hadn't yet gone to the Vale with Bobby B
>>69020841
The season being the best yet :^)
>>69020824
He's supposed to have blue hair and a yellow stache?
>>69020855
They had one job
What do you rate that episode /got/? I would say 7.5/10 better than any S5 ep (except Hardhome). Getting real sick of these "Shock" moments though..
>>69020839
barely anything happened you redditor
>>69020764
worst casting choice in got history?
>>69020824
No because Daario is Benjen
First for Ramsay's well-fed pups for the Iron Throne.
>>69020824
He still does, that DROWNED GOD cuck was Victarion. His name was never spoken in the episode.
>>69020345
Do you think she bleaches her boiucci?
>>69020882
4/10
>>69020839
This. I thought it was great and having read the books I understand that they will never be finished and the show is now canon.
Also Euron is going to be the best new character.
>>69020867
Rodrik looked a bit too young desu
Clegane Bowl all but confirmed at this point.
Hodor's backstory is literally the most interesting thing in the season
>>69020861
tfw we will never be able to see her collar bones again
T H I C K
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>>69020906
It's Euron m8
>>69020832
cant unsee
>>69020912
who dat?
>>69020861
I hate women so much s m h
>>69020861
What the hell happened?
>>69020861
OH MY
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Y
>>69020882
no sand snakes so it's at least a 5
>>69020931
No sight of The Hound.
>>69020839
This, the whole "everything is shit" mentality got old a long time ago to be honest. We get it, you're all smart discerning critics, now shut up and let me enjoy things.
Marcus, can you stop fucking propositioning underage girls?
Disgusting fucken mong.
>>69020764
I liked him. Don't understand why they didn't give him the eyepatch though? Do they think normies would confuse him with Beric?
>>69020839
I thought it was a decent episode. Better than episode one. Although that wasn't a high bar.
The only thing I didn't care for were the Greyjoy scenes. I just can't seem to care about them.
>muh ships
>muh what is dead cannot die
Fuck 'em.
>>69020941
FAT
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>Euron hate
weird. The scene was better than how it would have been in the books, it introduces Euron, and it uses all of his fedora-tier lines from the book as exposition so we can actually have him be based in episodes to come.
LORD BALON, I'm LAST STORM
>>69020882
4/10
5 at best.
>We didnt want to do flashbacks as they were a hallmark of lazy story telling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtjuDJytD18
What did they mean by this?
How in the absolute fuck did the sand snakes teleport onto the ship to kill Trystane when we clearly see all of them watch the ship sail away at the end of last season? How in the shit did the writers let a huge plothole like that slip through the cracks? I'll say it again: the whole Dorne subplot is a fucking disgrace. I swear to god this fucking show.
Yes, I'm mad.
>it's a cock joke episode
>it's a Euron looks stupid and has no eyepatch episode
>it's a killing your favorite characters episode
>it's a stupid deus ex Machina episode
Latest theory: only Targs can be resurrected by R'hlor due to their relationship with fire.
You tell me how that applies to Dondarion cuz I am not able to make it fit.
Reminder
>>69020957
muh caloreesi
>>69021006
they can cheat with bran and put flashbacks in because magic
>>69020951
Pakianna
i want yara to bully me
>>69020957
She didn't have a weight maintenance clause in her contract.
When is Walder going to get his revenge on Ramsay?
>>69021006
They got lazy
>>69020901
Rip throats, puppers
>>69021006
It means that they save all their lazy storytelling for the "PREVIOUSLY ON GAME OF THRONES" montage at the start.
>>69020882
7.5 is correct. Better than 7, not quite an 8.
>>69020861
You think Jorah can finally get over her, now she turned fat?
>>69021020
Explain Jon then
>>69020990
>it's an introduce a character on a dark rainy night episode
>people are actually looking forward to Eurone when it's Pilou "I got my acting diploma!" Asbæk
Not sure probably something along the lines of having a story of someone being told gradually by other characters is better than seeing it first hand in a 5 minute segment. Also flashbacks ruin the flow of the episode imo.
>>69020855
>>69020887
>>69020878
pilau or whatever euron's actor is named is terrible
its honestly like professional wrestling/wwe tier acting
it honestly completely ruined my immersion and made me realize i was watching something fake like wrestling
even the whole knife draw to the throw off the bridge was terrible
worst scene in recent memory on got, maybe ever
>>69020764
I AM THE STORM
d r o p p e d
>>69021030
>mfw she's going to 'break the wheel' by sitting on it
>>69021052
>Ramsay cares about another daughter and grandson dying
yeah
sure
>No, my name is euron and i am of the storm
what did he mean by this?
>tfw fan made armour with no budget had more extravagant armour than the show which has millions and the costume designer from Rome in its budget
>>69020984
Honestly... Yes. I watched last night's episode with my parents and the entire time my mom had no idea who anyone was. I spent the first half of every scene explaining who was who. So yes, if they would of put in another character with an eye patch, normies would just instantly recognize him as that guy who died then didn't and who has an eyepatch
>>69020882
1st half was 6/10, 2nd was 3/10
ok so apparently theon will be leading some iron born army this season
maybe instead of the vale coming to help jon fight ramsay, it will be the ironborn.
>>69020882
6/10.
>>69020780
>Jaime breaks the oath and kills the king
A mad king that a huge number of people were fighting against.
Jaime is also the son of one of the most powerful and rich family in Westeros.
>Ned Stark, Warden of the North is killed by an unloved child king
most people thought Ned was attempting to steal the throne from the rightful king, no one in the south care about him. People didn't hate Joffrey atm.
>Joffrey is poisoned; yeah Tyrion was it 100%, don't make any effort to investigate
Joffrey pointed to him, he had plenty of reasons to kill Joffrey, Cercei made hige effords to put the blame on him. There was actually a trial fot him.
>King in the north killed with his whole army because muh drinking
This makes sense
The other ones were retarded.
>>69021090
Whoops, meant for: >>69021006
>>69020965
>>69021006
>spear
>penetrating tournament armor
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>69020885
Bran's back, and we see what he's been doing all this time
Interesting backstory on Hodor
Dragons set free by Tyrion
Tyron's love/fascination with dragons finally shown on screen
Theon gets a hug and decides to finally go home
We see Sansa's eyes light up when she hears about how Arya's doing
We see young Ned and Benjen fighting/playing
We're introduced to Lyanna
Davos is fucking awesome as usual, and his character is taking an interesting direction
Jon Snow is fucking back from the dead
Mutineers like Allister and Ollie are locked up where they belong
Rose Bolton BTFO
The inevitability of the high sparrow and his followers getting BTFO
Tommen might grow some balls
There's probably more shit I liked, but it was just one great moment after another
>>69020764
>Seastone Chair is now the salt throne
>tfw no oily black stone in the show
>>69021105
>All that silver gone
>His alliance with the North, gone
The Freys are going to join the "good side", he had to let Petyr Baelish and his Vale Knights through the Twins, anyway.
>have a huge ass castle on a rock in the ocean
>buildings are connected by 4 ropes and a bunch of wooden planks
I SWEAR ON THE SALT THRONE
>Linda didn't like Euron's backstory being an allusion to Odysseus
Nitpicking bitch. If GRRM did that she'd jump on his circumcised, wizened, grey chode with her loose grandma poosey.
WHY IS EURON FAT
>>69021108
Jesus that's a big sword for the black guy.
>>69020855
Yes
>Pudgy dough boy from a War of Independence set who's the drowned god and storm ≠ Euron Based Crow's Eye Greyjoy
>>69021098
>what kind of Euron you want?
>JUST
>say no more, I got you
>>69021155
actor ate too many cakes
>>69020878
Purefoy did good listening to Mckidd about staying the fuck away from the show stealing fuckshe'd be good in Black Sails as Woodes Rodgers but that ship has sailed already
>>69021136
>Dragons set free by Tyrion
>Theon gets a hug and decides to finally go home
>Davos is fucking awesome as usual, and his character is taking an interesting direction
>Jon Snow is fucking back from the dead
Holy shit these pleb opinions. Especially about Davos, he was fucking awful and completely out of character.
Why is euron a nu-male? Is /pol/ right?
Why did Melissandre want to burn Shireen? Clearly Rhlor didnt tell her she has to
So tell me, why the fuck would Davos want Jon Snow to come back to life? He barely knew the lad and since the wildlings already established order on Castle Black, he's no longer needed.
What would compel Davos to ask Melisandre to bring this random guy and not, say, Stannis?
Why the fuck, would Davos give two shits about this dead guy?
>>69020786
>By who?
Lancel in the show, and Jaime should know about it at this point since Cercei confessed it to the High Sparrow.
In the books he was cucked also by the Ketblacks and the moonboy for all I know. But at least in the books he gives some fucks about being cucked.
>>69021142
Reminder that AWOIAF is worse fanfiction than /got/.
>>69021155
Successful pirates get to eat moreHE IS THE STORM
I know we're counterculture hipsters and our code is to hate everything /got/, but Euron's introduction was pretty good m8s.
>>69020882
I'd rate it a solid 7/10.
It was decent, not great. I wasn't really shocked about anything. The Faia told me Ramsay would kill Roose a long time ago.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS EURON WAS PRETTY GOOD?
>>69021166For you
BIG
>>69021136
I guess you would find intersting plot twists watching me taking a dump.
All I thought was "oh, really so early in the season".
>>69020952
I love women more than anything in the universe.inb4 cuck
>>69020878
I'm glad he never got a role, he was shit in Rome.
>>69021202
Because he knows he is azourah high of course
>>69021108
that hammer
is that even wieldable?
>>69021202
He read the script.
>>69021149
>he had to let Petyr Baelish and his Vale Knights through the Twins, anyway.
Try again
who /prefer being an only child/ here?
>>69021254
What? How?
>>69021251
Kill yourself
>>69021251
>he was shit in Rome.
jesus christ
>>69021013
We saw three sandsnakes watch the ship leave.
There are nine all together.
>>69020855
>This is one of the worst casting choices amongst the dozens of awful people in the show. Y/N?
Yes and to further display the stupidity of D&D, they hired Ian McShane and cast him as... Septon Meribald.
>>69020990
Is that literally a fucking raincoat
For a character who has no qualms being shirtless in the source material why don't take advantage of that and make him automatically more crazy and memorable to the show audience.
>Men call me Euron, and I am of the storm.
>>69021249
you some kind of nonce, lad?
>>69020839
Agreed. No episode could possibly be written that /got/ would enjoy. Just a bunch of unhappy, insufferable cunts that only find joy in being contrarian and hating everything.
>>69021251
Agreed, i can't stand him and the faggot who played ceaser(king beyond the wall in GOT).
Is Hodor supposed to be older than Ned?
>>69020922
>>69020979
nice bait friends
upboated
>>69021282
Does killing the only male heir of their house part of their plan?
>>69021267
did he become a parody of himself?
>>69020764
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106699
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106699
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106699
>read books
>patiently wait for new season to start
>watch an episode
>enjoy it thoroughly
>go to 4chan.org's television and film board
>get to read autistic man children complain about literally everything from minor plot changes to a flashback characters eye color
Oh god it's so great. You guys actually still think the books will be finished? Listen I like the books but the show is now canon because it will actually have an ending
>>69021202
The even better question is, even if he WANTED Jon to come back to life, why the fuck would he trust Mel to revive him? Why would he believe that it is actually Jon and not a demon?
Its really fucking weird that him and Mel are so friendly now.
>>69021272
Will GoT ever be this hella epic again?
>>69021282
Oh right, I forgot each one has identical triplets.
TELL ME ABOUT CROW'S EYE, WHY IS HE THE STORM?
>>69020839
This, especially since nothing in the episode was particularly badly written.
the only thing that made me a bit curious was Davos coming out and asking Melly if she can bring him back but that's not that bad really.
>>69020882
10/10
I can't remember the last time an episode made me smile so many times
>>69021300
i have no idea what that means
>>69021267
I AM LORD BOLTON
>>69021284
Awful, just awful
>>69021284
He is not Meribald senpai. He is the Elder Brother from the Quiet Isle.
Already confirmed it in a radio show himself that his character bring back someone to life (The Hound).
>>69021108
The show didn't want extragavant from all we can tell. They wanted the "Medieval era was brown and covered in mud" look, probably because people expect it and would find colourful and crazy shit silly.
>>69020990
>A FUCKING RAINCOAT
AHAHAHAHA CROW'S EYE
D R O P P E D
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>>69021226
Nah he was fine, solid intro. It's not a meme when we say /got/ is autistic though. Over half the people that post here are quite literally on the spectrum. They'll bitch about everything.
How did a giant fuck Hodor's mom? How did his mom give birth to something so big?
>>69021280
>>69021281
I'm glad your garbage taste can't infect this show.
>>69020867
Ned and Benjen were the two kids dueling. The older kid, watching over them, with the mutton chops. I assumed that was Brandon, apparently its Rodrik.
>>69021318
ever since he fought against the best fighters in pyke without a shirt
>>69021345
>WHERE'S MUH THEON?
>>69021284
yeah thats completely fucked
at least rory and ian will have some good scenes though i would have MUCH, MUCH rather had an ian mcshane euron
recast euron ASAP pls, seriously that scene was probably the worst scene in all of game of thrones
>>69021284
McShane said he wouldn't have done any role that was longer than a couple of episodes.
He specifically took the role because it was one episode.
>"You say the slightest thing and the internet goes ape,” he says. “I was accused of giving the plot away, but I just think get a f---ing life. It’s only tits and dragons."
>"They asked me if I wanted to do Game of Thrones and I said, 'Sure, I’ll be able to see my old pals Charlie Dance and Stephen Dillane’ and they said, 'No, we’ve killed them off.’ I wasn’t sure whether I could commit, but then they said it would only be for one episode, so I said, 'So that means Imust die at the end of it. Great, I’m in."
Based
>>69021319
T O M M E N
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I'm unclear guys
Is the civil war still going on?
Or have they all just kind of made peace since Stannis and Tywell are both dead?
>>69021333
i was actually laughing so hard when bobby strong smashed that guys face in.
>>69021318
He's been a parody of himself for at least a full season.
>Melly burned Shireen
>Davos clearly knows this and acts like it didnt happen
>>69021204
>Lancel
Knowing that Jaime and Cersei can't really officially be together I don't think Jaime would mind that much anyway. Especially if it's family.
>>69021248
that's cuz you're a hipster faggot who should kill himself at first chance.
>>69021324
>People complaining about Jon, Dany and Tyrion being covered in plot armor.
True as that mostly is, at least shit has still gone wrong for them. Jon was shanked to death, Dany is fuck knows where not to mention Drogo and babby dying back in the day, and Tyrion was forced to kill his father and was betrayed by his lover.
Ramsay on the other hand, nothing whatsoever has gone wrong for him. Seemingly physically indestructible, able to fuck over a whole army with twenty men, seemingly an absolute military genius of some sort, is able to get everyone to follow him but at the same time, able to shank his own father without him seeing it coming, all wrapped up in a nice edgelord box.
The real reason this show went to shit because it started as the show that wouldn't cheat to make the good guys win. Now it's the show that cheats to make the most "totally ebil!" characters win every time they take a step.
Why did Roose taunt his sadist psychopath son?
>>69021318
He was always a parody.
>>69021327
If I remove the eye patch, will you die?
>>69021356
>Nah he was fine, solid intro.
I bet you enjoy The Walking Dead.
>>69021251
>he was shit in rome
You what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ax8v1GecI
>>69021381
you're killing me
>>69021282
But why did the snake girls who were on the ship let them send the message that she had died from poison, and then after that kill the prince?
>>69020957
BAD PUSSY
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>>69021108
no youre a fucking moron, that armour looks like shit and really plastic, doesnt look real at all, this person needs to fuck off and stop cosplaying
>>69021378
ask d&d and their fantastic writing
>>69021030
>that filename
>>69021389
Since when are you posting again?
Will GoT ever be this epic again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4PPWYCqPKo
>>69021261
I don't think so but its from the HBO prop shop
TELL ME ABOUT EURON, WHY IS HE OF THE STORM?
>>69021319
I now choose to believe that Tommen is Robert's true-born heir.
>>69021426
wow he's so cool and quirky!
>>69021393
>forced to kill his father
>le witty dwarf apologists
Gotta admit, I really liked dany and this scene when I first watched it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zYeN9z8XY
>half of Stannis's army abandoned him, including all sellswords
>sellswords gossip madly
>they would've told half the taverns in the north that Stannis and his witch burned his daughter
>word of this will have reached davos
>doesn't react at all
Uhm
Why did Davos say he was not a devout man and fuck the Gods? I thought the whole reason he hated Mel was because she, and her red religion, were affronts to the Seven, his Gods? If he believed Mel could bring back the dead, why wouldn't he first petition her to bring back Stannis? What was the point of even showing Mel so old at the end of episode 1 if it had nothing to do with bringing Jon back? Why couldn't they hold off on showing her in that form until after she brought him back to life?
This shit is wacky.
>>69021319
No House Baelish. Disregarded survey.
>>69021320
this guy gets it
>>69021389
Is D&D embezzling all the money? Why does everything look cheaper this season?
>>69021332
>the only thing that made me a bit curious was Davos coming out and asking Melly if she can bring him back but that's not that bad really.
That's pretty bad dude.
>>69021261
It would if he was on the ground using both hands like a large great sword or claymore. Otherwise its impractical for being on a horse.
>next time I have an idea like that le punch me in the face xD
>>69021385
Yeah what's up with this? I thought davos would kill her when they first met.
>>69021468
davos already knew m8.
>>69021426
impressive acting
>>69021456
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
>>69021320
>enjoy it thoroughly
what is wrong with you
>>69021030
Still would
Why didn't he have any guards?
>>69021320
>Minor things
These minor things build up into one giant tone change that I do not like. The show is starting to feel as over the top and melodramatic as The Walking Dead.
>Ramsey kills Roose
I can deal with this. I figured one of these would happen, Roose kills him or Ramsey kills Roose. Ramsey freaked out when his brother was born and killed him. What I can't accept is that everyone is going to be fine with it when Loyalty was a very big deal in the North in the earlier seasons.
>Ramsey and the hounds
Over the top bullshit.
>Mountain crushing guys head
Sick dude. Reminded me of The Avengers.
>Sansa and Theon
Melodramatic bullshit. Alfie Allan really became a shit actor after Theon died.
It's all just so disappointing after the first 3 seasons were so good.
>>69021419
I bet you like sucking dicks
>It's a spend the entire budget on Episode 9 season
>>69021460
desu I don't care about the fucking dwarf, i'm making a point about Ramsay being among the worst writing on the show.
Is Hodor supposed to be older than Ned?
>>69021321
I think they're just building this alliance to build up drama for when he finds out she burned Shireen.
>drowned god is, by necessity, under the ocean, in order to be drowned
>storms are in the sky, in the atmosphere, which is above the ocean
which is it, faggot? You can't BE both thing
>it took 36 episodes for ramsay to delete his father
>I am the storm
what did he mean by this?
>>69021447
Why are the masters just wandering around the Unsullied?
>>69021267
Being an only child is literally the worst. Two sons, three years apart, is the optimum sibling combination.
>>69021468
And Davos has been confined to Castle Black, where sellswords wouldn't have traveled to after the battle.
>Kill every main character
>Magically one is allowed to be brought back
>took essentially no effort
Literal fucking trash.
Jon is Davos's new Matthos
Sansa is Davos's new Shireen
Rickon is Davos's new Gendry
>>69020957
Wait, is it acceptable to make a "I fucked your mom" joke to your Khal?
>>69021456
>>69021520
HAVE THIS THEN YOU FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLCmnMHGXNo
>>69021319
>Not siding with based CIA
>>69021393
>implying he was forced to kill tywin
>>69021539
I take that as a yes
I bet all you fucking mouthbreathers going WOW THIS SEASON IS OFF TO A GREAT START are all fucking retards who watch TWD. I'm right, aren't I?
when are the walkers gonna come down and slap everyone's retarded shit?
>>69021554
This show has never been that smart, especially when its' original material in season 6 and GRRM has been absent for 3 years.
>>69021226
yeah i don't get these autists complaining. He resembles the other greyjoys in having a roundish pudgy face. His acting was fine
>>69021557
time is convoluted in the seven kingdoms
>>69021446
I've always posted, just irregularly, lurking mostly nowadays.
Stuff like The Strain, GoT, Walking Dead, etc. always lights the ye olde posting spark :)
Why the fuck did the dialogue in Season 6 take such a huge dive.
I mean there was already terrible moments in Season 5 but in Season 6 it's like they designed their entire dialogue around trailer footage.
"WOULDN'T IT BE HELLA FUCKIN EPIC IF TYRION SAYS THAT? LOL. IT'S LIKE HE'S SELF-AWARE THAT HE HAS PLOT ARMOR AND THE AUDIENCE LIKES HIM"
>>69021554
He doesn't know yet? Also, does davos know that stannis lost?
>>69021580
That wasn't a Khal
>>69021319
i demand middlefinger to be an option
>expecting a handsome black haired guy when none of the other show greyjoys are like that
>actually expecting a fucking eyepatch
Euron was fine faggots. The real problems with this episode were:
>all that bullshit in Mememeem
>Jon's asspull revival
>Roose getting killed like a chump
>>69021557
And the Ironborn really hate the Storm God. So D&D are raping the lore again
>>69021557
He's good and evil.
>>69021577
Davos is a friend to all children :3
>>69021302
This desu senpai.
From saint to dick quip to risking his life releasing dragons, is there anything the meme dwarf can't do?
>>69021317
Succession in Doern is matriarcha. Myrcella was being set up to become Queen of Doern by marrying the prince's son and becoming part of the royal family. With both the prince and his son dead, line of sucession would, I'm guessing, go to the Red Viper's oldest daughter. Or at least she would have the best claim to the throne, but it looks like his mistress is just sort of seizing power at this point anyway.
>>69021447
>In their compound as a guest
>Kills them
The gods don't forgive breaking guest right, Dany.
Are the people asking why they didn't just try to revive Stannis serious?
Is this some epic meme or are there actually people this fucking retarded?
>>69021603
Mostly the gigantic raincoat which is the opposite of the shirtless crazy guy he is
Also it would have been nice to see his massive fleet sail up in the storm instead of him just spout memes about it.
>>69021534
Cause Ramsay is the writer's pet
>ay Melisandre, you don't happen to know of any whacky ass ressurection magic? Could be useful right about now
>oh you do? well then
10/10 writing
>>69021624
>actually expecting a fucking eyepatch
Pretty reasonable expectation honestly. Kinda like expecting Bloodraven to not look like fucking shit.
The head smash was the only entertaining part
>>69021484
Good question. Dare I hope they are saving for something big during the last two eps?
>>69021319
>High Sparrow only on 6%
REPENT
>>69021624
>Mememeem
I like this
>>69021654
this really was so bad, I hope the book makes this scene better
>>69021648
Nah but Davos should have been like "Can you revive Stannis?"
>>69020979
No. Your tastes are garbage and must be expunged from /tv/, lest you contaminate and degrade the patrician standard for entertainment we've set on this board.
>dat fugging plot-contrivance where Davos brings Jon's corpse in and keeps it save for future resurrection and even persuades Melly to try something he doesn't even know is possible.
Why wasn't he all over that magic-stuff in s04e10 when the battle was lost?
>Melly! FUCK! We have no time to lose, I know you can do shadow babbys, maybe you can also turn back time and save Stannis or kill the Boltons or fuck. Let's try everything that seems even remotely possible to bring my one true king and lizard face cunny back!
>>69021613
They don't have the source material to take their lines from now.
>>69021302
Actually most of the first season and the third season were enjoyed quite a bit. Most episodes were 7/10 or above.
There were criticisms but the show was still of obviously better quality.
>>69021598
it must be hard to think with a dick in your mouth as you just confirmed. How do you function? How did you come up with that witty image mate? Can you share your autistic powers? I reaaaly need to know bruh.
>>69021654
why don't resurrect stannis then?
>>69021664
like...
the bastardbowl?
>>69021654
Why does that idea ever enter his head? And why only now?
>>69021580
they're just shitty Bloodriders not one of them is a Khal
>>69021202
>>69021321
Didn't Melly mention to Davos earlier that she saw Jon in the flames leading an army against Winterfell?
>>69021353
It's a cloak so no none knows he's back yet, duh
MEME
Euron was a bad casting decision.
>>69021654
this pissed me off aswell
The lannisters that are so cucked that they get completely dominated by a fucking cult. Pathetic. Isn't the King supposed to be the one closest to God?
>>69021679
Has Davos even mentioned Stannis or Shireen this season?
>>69021654
This felt so out of place
>so do you know some like uh magic which can bring him back senpai?
>>69021649
sure a lot of things can be done better, but a budgets a budget. Also , I think the Ramsey memes ruined shirtlessness on the show.
>>69021569
Probably the same thing he meant when he said it in the books
>>69020764
Why the fuck is he white?
>>69021614
He knows Stannis and Shireen are dead but not how they died. He assumes it was in battle.
At least that's what I gather from that scene last season.
I also figure that if Davos knew the truth about Shireen he would fucking murder Melisandre in the blink of an eye.
>>69021721
Nope he's not even sad about their demise
>>69021694
Maybe. Taking of Winterfell seems like a nice candidate. Not enough tho, something CGI heavy as well? With the dragons?
>>69021716
What? It's the High Septon. Always has been. They just didn't give the High Septon any actual authority because the last time they did the faith militant uprising was a motherfucker. Cersei is just an idiot.
>>69021726
>Senpai
>You mean Stannins?
>Who??... Ow that jerk? No i'm talking about the Lord Commander Jon Snow.
>>69021690
can't resurrect a headless man
>>69021721
He has nothing to say in front of that. O'h Muhammad
>>69021740
>I also figure that if Davos knew the truth about Shireen he would fucking murder Melisandre in the blink of an eye.
Shireen will never be mentioned again.
>>69021654
I fucking hate show Davos after 2 episodes this season
>>69021734
What if darkstar and euron is the same person?
>>69021716
No, the high septon is
>>69021321
what would even give him the idea to ask? it would make more sense if she tried to do it on her own
>>69021740
Hes going to find out soon, he finds her little stag at the camp site near the pyre.
>>69021654
Should have been melly crazily saying I can bring him back to mass skepticism.
Maybe Davos calms down the wildlings or something because they don't trust the witch or zombies.
>>69021654
So fucking retarded, why couldn't they have Melisandre just get a grip and take the initiative herself to resurrect Jon?
>>69021740
Just noticed that Shireen doesn't have black hair, kek
>>69020882
5-6/10. Maybe 6.5/10.
>>69020820
YES.
>>69021706
>Didn't Melly mention to Davos earlier that she saw Jon in the flames leading an army against Winterfell?
She did, but why the fuck would Davos begin trusting what this bitch he's hated for 4 seasons is saying?
>>69021706
Yeah and Davos replies with LOL WELL HE'S DEAD NOW
And then the following episode he says HEY PLS REZ
>>69021716
> Isn't the King supposed to be the one closest to God?
No? That's the High Septon, retard
>God
>Not Gods
REPENT.
>>69021433
I mean the idea of it. The knights have all different types of helmets, colours and shit. It looks far better than generic boiled leather we have in the show.
>>69021654
there could have been a million different fucking ways they could have solved it
Mel said that she saw "jon in the fire"
Maybe when they were trying to burn Jon's body she would walk up to him as a desperate attempt one last time and speak her resurrection lines. Then they'd set the twigs on which his body is rested upon on fire. Just as his body is engulfed in flames he wakes up and immediately raises Longclaw that rested upon his body since the last thought he had in his life was that he's being attacked.
There you fucking have it. Would give people who know about R+L a little hint since that fucker doesn't burn and would elevate him to literal god status among the wildlings and nightswatch.
>>69021580
Khal=Khan
Bravo, very creative, fatman.
>>69021202
Davos noticed and even said to Jon, that Stannis saw something in him, some kind of value. That alone is a good reason in this show
>>69021381
this image made me chuckle
>>69021795
Even her pleading with her god one last time out of the desperate of her crumbled faith would have been enough, she knew thoros could resurrect people but no she needed davos to push her.
>>69021796
The seed isn't so strong. Guess Ned just got lucky.
>>69021622
damn i forgot about CIA ;__; stupid me
>>69021796
Cuck is the Fury
>>69021840
She did that, though. Literally the only good thing about the scene, and it wasn't enough to salvage it.
>>69021356
>>69021539
>>69021603
>>69021689
Fuck off you cock sucking niggers, go fuck your asshole with your whore mother's smega crusted dildo
>I am the storm
>I am the drowned god
>Horrible cast of pudgy dough boy who escaped the 1600's and managed to get onto the GoT set
You fucking faggot retards who accept this poorly written, casted horse shit is the reason shows like this go to shit and panders to the lowest common denominator of feminists and SJWs. Neck yourselves you silly fuckwit cunts
do you guys imagine the shit storm that could happen if Jon Snow dies again?
>>69021751
>>69021777
>>69021811
Don't be such a bunch of bullies, lads. Just was that way with a lot of kings across the entire world before. Thought this was a realistic fantasy, sorry, lads.
>>69021796
daily reminder that jon and shireen got switched out at birth
>>69021381
10/10
>>69021840
Even a final "I SAW IT IN DA FLAEMS" scene would have been better than what we got
>>69021654
>melisandre you know that time I tried to kill you after you told me my son died a pure death?
>oh and remember when I freed Gendry because I don't believe in your bullshit powers
>well do you know some kind of crazy fire voodoo magic which can bring this guy back?
The fuck were they thinking?
>>69021385
It's not explicitly stated though. For all Davos knows, Shireen could have been murdered.
So it looks like the show is going for the
>Dude Tyrone is Khalessi's family now
angle
>>69021825
>Mel says the funeral rights just because hes dead and she knew the words
>gives the kiss of fire
>they work and he rises
just like thoros of myr and berric
>>69021864
LOL yes, autist detected!!!!
God it feels good to get faggots like this riled up. Made my date.
Admit it, show>book!!!!
>>69021885
HE HAS SEEN HER PERFORM MIRACLES
>>69021831
>That alone is a good reason in this show
That is sad. A better reason would've been Melisandre taking the initiative and reviving Jon because she knows he has royal blood. But hey, fuck it.
>>69021867
>DABID, DABID!!!! JON DYING AGAIN DABID!!
other than having to go to war with ramsay's 20 good men and his vicious hounds, what is to stop king tommen and cersei from de-legitimizing ramsay and stripping him from al lands an titles?
had a king ever de-legitimized a bastard?
>>69021796
>black hair is dominant gene
>blonde/light hair is recessive
stannis GoT KEKED
>Season 6
>multiple OPEN murders of lords/kings/leaders
>"lol I'm the leader now"
what the fuck were D&D thinking?
>>69021925
>other than having to go to war with ramsay's 20 good men
Do you need another reason? They're literally immortal.
>>69021927
Stannis and Roose (which wasn't open)
who else?
>>69021013
there was a scene with another boat quietly slipped in. go look
>>69021848
The fuck does Ned have to do with anything
>>69021654
I thought we were gonna get a climactic burning scene of Jons body where Melisandre runs out and has some sort of epiphany proceeding to do some spooky r'hollor magic causing the flames to heal him or some shit
But nope, instead we got the most lame resurrection possible
>>69021081
jon is spawn of rhaegar and lyanna
>>69021939
fucking podrick killed two of them by himself
>>69021690
Did they even find his body?
>>69021927
>Fuck you George, this is what the viewers want
>This is good story telling
>>69021188
I liked all these points anon. But you're right, i kept thinking they were all kind of rushed. But since this is "the best season yet" maybe D&D have so much to show us this year they have to cram it so early.
>>69021927
I am the drowned god, I am the storm. That shit was so badass
>>69021927
>Kill the Lord Commander of the NW, nobody gives a shit
>Kill the Prince of Dorne, nobody gives a shit
>Kill the Warden of the North, nobody gives a shit
10/10
>>69021850
DELETE THIS
>>69021885
It wouldn't even have been hard for them to never bring up this bullshit. Melisandre has enough motivation on her own to attempt the resurrection, she doesn't need fucking Davos for that
>>69021950
Plus he has gaping wounds, that aint good.
>>69021926
black+light can create light if the black has some light genes
I hope the first thing Jon asks for is for Edd to fetch him a block, and to give Olly to the Thenns
>>69021895
i told u guys tyrion was a targeryan but no one believed me
they really fucked the resurrection up.
I wish I could've been put in stasis to watch the next episode right afterwards, that ending was so anticlimactic.
>>69020878
wjy the fuck arent they caaaasting hiiiim?
why the fuck arent they casting pullo and vorenuuuuuus?
why the fuck did they give Brutus an irrelevant roooole?
Bad Writing, the episode.
Shit, I should resort to fanfiction, surely it's less OOC than what they are doing.
Davos: people die when they are killed... UNLESS we revive them, not creepy at all... expert on necromancy and all the things supernatural
Roose: I am a trusting guy and loving father, also, basically retarded
Theon: I would do anything to make it up to you Sansa, so just give me a horse you need for the hard journey north so I may be on my way to... idk, see if my father likes me more dickless
Euron: just bland af
Fuck, GRRM you autist, if this doesn't make you want to show them you can do better than that and leave these hacks to finish your story.
>>69021945
HISS WITH ME, SISTERS
>>69021957
Podrick is strong and big dicked.
>>69021885
me, I liked how the Wildlings marched south from Castle Black for juuuust long enough that Jon could get stabbed. Then they came back. I wonder where they thought they were going.
>>69021926
That's not how genetics works you twat.
if there was an ancester of stannis which was blonde himself, there could be from 25% chances of shirren being blonde.
Important poll lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110886
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110886
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110886
>>69021830
I don't know why they get compared to the Mongols. The Mongols were pretty advanced for their time, they weren't just savages on horseback. They had siege weapons and explosives.
>>69021945
Dorne plot
Balon
>>69021957
But those were just two men, not two good men.
>I AM THE DONUT
what did he mean by this?
>>69021885
>oh and remember when I freed Gendry because I don't believe in your bullshit powers
That wasn't the reason, he didn't want Stannis to sacrifice his own blood, an innocent boy
>>69021796
Everyone knows that Shireen was fathered by Patchface.
>>69021985
>and to give Olly to the Thenns, saying 'Meat's back on the menu boys'
ftfy
>>69021927
They realized that to the massive normie audience, Game of Thrones is "That show where anyone can die!"
Therefore DABID MAKE RAMSAY KILL HIS DAD
DABID MEN ARE WEAK DABID
DABID PREP THE BULL
>>69021905
Did they forget about Thoros of Myr and Beric? Did they forget that Mel was fucking BLOWN away when she realized what Thoros was doing? She was probably in a similar mind state as Thoros was when he first gave Beric the kiss of fire. Her faith shattered and broken.
>Mel isn't shrieking in the wind, shouting to the Red God as the fire roars and roars
>instead she's going through the motions, looks like she doesn't even care to be there
somehow took what should have been the shows best moment and shit on it.
>>69021964
>I liked all these points anon.
Why? The characters were completely out of character, the writing wasn't particularly good; the only thing the show has going for it right now is how well shot it is, and the fight choreography shows how quickly that can change.
Not really a fan. If I wasn't watching with my dad I would have dropped it after the season opener, but hopefully it gets better. This is some TWD-tier dialogue though.
>>69021948
Ned based his revelation about Cersei's incest entirely on the fact that Baratheon kids always have black hair.
>>69021980
are you sorry sons of whores actually going to attempt to sperg out over this one?
did you miss the scene where beric dondarrion was nearly cut in half by the hound and it healed right up?
>Ned gets executed by King for being a Traitor
>North goes to war to avenge him
>Roose gets killed by poison
>Knife wound in gut
>North says okay cool so you're our leader now?
>>69021945
Are you retarded?
Doran and Jon Snow.
>>69022015
Except one of the biggest plot points of season/book 1 is that Baratheons have black hair 100% of the time.
>>69021950
>dude cutting his hair lmao
FUCKING HACKS
>>69021962
Obviously there audience doesn't give a fuck about that. Episode 2 has a 9.8 on IMDB, reddit is losing there shit over it. Strangely enough on RT it has a 71%.
>>69022015
>Thats not how genetics work
>Real world genetics apply to a fantasy realm
Guess what seasons don't work the same way either faggot. It's almost like it's not a history documentary.
>>69022022
funny poll, upvoted
>>69021760
>can't resurrect a headless man
Why not? How come liver, heart, lungs, stomach, etc. can rematerialize through magic but not the neck??
>>69021267
Yeah dude, i love me some ramsey. My favorite character.
>>69020764
That anticlimactic Bolton death was a bummer. They overlooked Waldra and Roose for the majority of season 5 so their deaths lacked impact, it was almost expected. What a load of shit, it's like they're forcing people to want to like the Starks no matter what.
I don't give a rats ass about them or the Lannisters aside from Tyrion. Predictably now that they're finished ignoring house Bolton they'll move onto the next dead end filler: the Greyjoys, which is a shame because they're who I'm rooting for now that the Frey & Bolton alliance was thrown out
>>69021939
>le 20 good men are immortal
>almost half of them got wrecked by Brienne and Pod
try again
>>69021864
actually the reason why the show is turning to shit is because the producers gave up on trying to please autists that lose their shit over minor casting details that don't word for word follow "muh books" and found it easier to please mainstream audiences.
You. Yes YOU, sir autist, are responsible for ruining the show.
>>69021947
Bullshit. I don't believe you.
>>69021885
I don't think he ever doubted her powers after the cave birthing scene, just her cause (he didn't want Gendry to be fucking sacrificed)
>>69021537
I respect your opinion and am happy you hold it but I have to disagree with almost all of what you said.
>The show is starting to feel as over the top and melodramatic as The Walking Dead.
I get thinking the show is melodramatic, but I absolutely disagree that its anywhere near the shitshow that is TWD.
>Ramsay kills Roose and no one gives two shits
I think we should wait and see how the rest of the season plays out, this is the sort of thing that builds over time. Maybe he'll face some dissent down the line.
>Alfie Allan really became a shit actor after Theon died.
I disagree with all fibre of my being. Alfie Allen is probably one of the best actors in this cast. There is so much subtlety in his actions/expressions
>It's all just so disappointing after the first 3 seasons were so good.
These last few seasons have absolutely been disappointing, season 5 in particular. That said, I'm hoping this season actually turns out to be one of the better ones and not an absolute dumpster fire. We'll see.
>>69021927
Only Doran was killed in the open.
>You will never kill Targ fucking shits with Sir Amory Lorch
Why even live?
>>69022094
>being a showpleb
>>69021911
melissandre doesn't eat...wait a minute that isn't carice.....
is this pron?
>>69022009
probably tending their crops and building their modest houses for themselfs
>>69021993
>based Pullo will never be cast as Victarion
OMG WE KNEW MELISANDRE WAS GOING TO RAISE JON SNOW BUT HOLY SHIT SHE DIDNT DO IT EXACTLY HOW I ENVISIONED SO I AM GOING TO SPERG OUT AND CRY ABOUT IT
(You)
>>69021927
I wonder why Westeros was so relatively stable over the past when simply killing your Lord and/or family (even when they stand before you) for personal gain seems to be such a common mindset yet is officially shunned as unforgivable sin.
>>69021979
Showfags need to be spoonfed anon
>>69021760
>can't resurrect a headless man
>implying
Clarance Crabb had a whole basement of disembodied, whispering counselors.
>>69022025
Gee i don't know, the mongols were nomadic steppe warriors, the whateverthefucktheyare called are nomadic steppe warriors, what MORON would make such a connection, right?
>>69022034
Euron Cross Eye
>>69020882
No sneks, no dany 10/10
Why didnt Ramsey use those pitbulls instead of the bloodhounds to get Sansa? Or one bloodhound and the other two the pits or Mastiffs
>>69022068
Oh so THAT'S why stannis can't get resurrected; he does not have enough hair!
>>69020920
>>69020969
>>69020997
>>69021121
>>69021123
>>69021799
Are you niggers serious. Are you never satisfied. It was OBJECTIVELY a 7.5
>>69022094
>Le bait meme, le bait meme!
That isn't the problem with the show, you fucktard.
I am not even a book reader but it's clear how retarded the show is getting, killing characters every episode for shock value and with no consequences.
>>69022142
>Stevenson will never be Victarion
>Purefoy will never be Euron
>McKidd will never be JonCon
>>69022093
20 good men, retard. Men are weak.
Brienne is a bloody woman.
>>69022143
>I accept lazy storytelling because fuck all I have no standards.
>>69022170
Or why didn't he use the 20 good men?
>>69022071
>reddit is losing their shit over it
wow, so the site where expressing a negative opinion is rewarded with invisibility likes something? go figure.
>>69022174
>this episode
>above average
>>69022194
Jamie writes well, considering
Hol up just one second
Does Davos know about Melisandre convincing Stannis to have Shireen burned alive?
>>69022170
Used the bloodhounds to find her you dummy
>why not bring both bloodhounds and pitbulls?
That's a good question...
>>69022174
>Objectively
I don't think you know what that means.
>>69022202
is that what you say to that blow up doll next to you?
>>69021381
My sides.
>>69021749
We know Drogon flies over Vaes Dothrak, so he'll probably BTFO the dothraki horde
>>69022143
>Davos somehow brought up if the red woman can do any resurrection magic
>it felt really off
>D&D Fanfiction
>no reason as to why davos would even bring that up
I mean if it was Mel who did it by herself, it would've been acceptable and believable, since she already knew about Beric. Davos, however, did not.
When I used to Roleplay in vidya games, we would have this thing called MetaGaming. Where someone would miraculously know something they shouldn't just to further the plotline.
This is what that is.
>>69022212
That letter is the work of the eternal maester.
How to improve this episode you ask?
>Le witty meme imp gobbled by Dragons
>Shirtless shit brain eaten by his own hounds when he orders them to kill Walda.
>Arya faking blindness and bludgeons the other girl to death.
>The Nights watch guy that the giant squished SHOULD have been Olly.
>>69022212
He improved quickly. Ellaria made fun of his handwriting hours before his ship sailed off. Guess he took it to heart.
>>69022202
says the guy who will watch every second to the bitter end
>>69020952
You are going to end up dead or in jail so you should do yourself a favor and eat a bullet now.
>>69021950
At least they should have had Mel figuring out that Jon was AA, and that's why she thought he could and should be resurrected. Instead Davos just suggested it because he kinda liked him I guess.
Can this whole " muh negative opinion " meme just go away ? that was a good episode , fuck off pretending you know shit about anything with your nitpicking
>>69022077
Arya: " can you bring a headless man back to life?"
Thoros: " I'm afriad it doesn't work like that...."
Or something like that.
>>69021955
Sure
am i the only one that think melissandre was even hotter this episode
seeing a somewhat "human" side to her really gets myheartboner going
So what was the point of Melissandra showing her granny mode?
I thought she stored all her energy into that orb and will use that to res Jon, nope, jk, just cut hair and burn it.
So I guess the explanation to this is that, yeah, it's US who she appears still beautiful as, even without her necklace.
>>69021381
i ded
good lels m8
>>69021319
>no Olly
>>69022267
Your point?
>>69022305
>So what was the point of Melissandra showing her granny mode?
Shock value. Did you really think that was supposed to advance the plot in any way? Hell, some of the *plots* don't advance the plot in any way, so why would some isolated scene?
>>69022176
Killing off characters for shock value is a symptom of trying to please redditors and mainstreamers that jizz their pants over " wow this show is so violents and randum XDDD"
>>69021027
This copy pasta is just lazy and awful plz ditch or rework to not sound so reeeeee.
>>6902219
BRAVO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. LITERAL POTTERY.
am i the only one that loved the scene of the mountain wrecking the other guy like it was nothing?
do we have a gif of that yet?
>>69022355
you are going to accept the lazy storytelling to the bitter end because you have no standards
if you did have standards you would just drop the show instead of crying like the little bitch that you are
>>69022303
>"human" side
You mean submissive senpai. I too love me some submissive bitches.
>>69022305
there probably won't be a logical point at which her true form is revealed before she dies, so they wanted to throw it in as a nod to what GRRM told them about her character (and that bookfags mostly figured out).
>>69022212
Cant spell apparently
I'm loving how asshurt this great episode is making you all lmao
>>69022194
This letter proves that Jaimie, despite everything, is pretty level headed and a generally bretty good guy, given that he wants to deescalate the situation and seems to care for Tyrstanes safety despite his own daughter being murdered.
>>69022501
He has dyslexia bro
>>69021108
Go away with your Rome shit retard. That show sucked, no one watched it, and the grand costumes you speak of were nudity and bed sheets.
>>69021115
Why do you watch this show with mommy and daddy? You give me creeps.
>>69022663
Jaime is actually a good guy. As long as you forget he almost murdered Bran.
>>69022727
Rome was a great show anon
without it GoT wouldn't have been produced by HBO
>>69022194
is this cannon? source?
>>69022074
Do you normally like your own boorish and unfunny polls?
>>69022785
eh well that was more of a do or risk your sister and children all get executed kind of situation
>>69022922
Don't get me wrong. I root for the Kingslayer. I'm house Lannister all the way. But he did try to murder a kid.
>>69022898
hello newcuck
So lads what if Varamyr Six Skins took over Jons body?
>>69022194
I'm so fucking done.
>>69023016
>I-I'll call him newcuck
You realize this is only said by actual newfags. Welcome, reddit.
Casual here. If bastards from the North are called Snow what do they call bastards from the South?
>>69023199
depends on the kingdom
sand in dorne, etc...
>>69023199
>implying not all of the South are bastards
>>69023199
In Dorne the last name is Sand. Season 4 when they talk about not being ashamed of bastards, Cersei says "Sand, I've never met a Sand before."
>>69021871
Medieval kings weren't the closest to god, the pope was. The kings ruled with gods grace, but the pope could actually excommunicate them.
>>69023087
t. newcuck
jesus christ what a shit episode
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