>be the most powerful being in the known universe aside from maybe a black hole
>girlfriend dumps you for not giver her enough attention and sleeps with another guy that very day
How do any of us even stand a chance?
>>69003893
>black hole
>being
>>69003893
>How do any of us even stand a chance?
By not ignoring your girlfriends? This is a stupid question
>>69003975
Fuck off black science man
>>69003893
Power doesn't amount to jack shit if you can't please your woman.
>>69003893
Undermine the entire premise of your question and not place pussy so highly?
When you wear a costume with the most aesthetically pleasing color combination that also makes perfect use of specifically the most important and juiciest place for exposed skin, there's no way you'll be tied down by even the gods.
That one section of thigh mean when everything else is covered is the optimal erection inducer.
>>69004006
Roastie detected
>>69003893
>tfw this is all a joke
>>69004062
thigh meat*
>>69003893
Ackerman's acting was so shit in that movie, goddamn
her costume would be much sexier if it didn't have the yellow section on her thighs
desu
>>69004028
>be working on a renewable unlimited energy source for mankind
>"wahh he didn't finger bang me with as much ferocity"
By not being a disillusioned and detached weirdo who stops giving a shit about people?
Hell, the guy she cheated with was a middle-aged dude with impotency issues.
>>69004103
because zack snyder hires models when he should hire actresses.
also
>Silk Spectre II
>wears leather
>>69004028
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fuck you anon
>>69004103
Easily the worst part of the movie, even worse than Ozy's casting
>>69003893
She, like a lot of women, wants sex to be full of emotion (evident from their first sex scene). Manhattan was basically just an emotionless robot.
>>69003893
>be the most powerful being in the known universe aside from maybe a black hole
>be able to choose basically any fucking woman in the world to be your gf
>choose this basic jessie j lookin bitch
What was his problem?
>>69004350
It was the girl he had a crush on before he become Le Blue Meme Man and became autistic. So it's the only woman he could connect with.
>>69004421
Or wait never mind, I think he had another wife. My bad, been forever since I saw the movie.
How do you go from this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNXohNU3tWo
To this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K__b6mwxKdw
Like seriously, what the fuck Snyder. Watchmen has so much great stuff, but also so much utter dogshit.
>>69004350
She's hot as fuck.
>>69003893
>>be the most powerful being in the known universe aside from maybe a black hole
He's not actually that powerful. There's clear limits to him. He mentions he could only stop some of the Russian nuclear weapons.
>>69004211
At least Michael Bay has the decency to keep them in emotionally shallow roles.
>>69003893
>Yeah well fuck you bitch, after becoming omnipotent I realised I loved blokes throbbing cocks up my arsehole rather than a smelly overhyped sweaty roastie
t. Dr Manhattan
>>69004350
I just noticed the costume has nipples.
Was he autistic?
>>69004006
then comes the
>give me some place i can't breathe!
>>69004650
Nah, he was a sociopath
>>69003893
But think about it, if he cared even a little bit, he would have known she left him for that fatass.
>>69004700
>sociopath
>not a paranoid schitzo or something
He still had empathy. He just had trouble expressing it.
>>69004650
>Wore lifts in his shoes to look more menacing
>>69004650
Just a manlet.
>>69004778
Manlets, when will they learn.
>>69003893
Easy, don't date masked sluts, if you're into latex cosplay then hire Walter's mom.
>>69004650
nah, he's just /pol/
>>69004650
>autistic
>homeless
>5'6
Why didn't Rorschach ever kill himself? His life was absolutely horrible.
>>69004778
So he was Robert Downey Jr?
>>69004650
he was basicly taxi driver character 2.0
>>69004006
>By not ignoring your girlfriends
quite the contrary in fact, ignoring her would make her insecure and cling on you more
>>69004590Don't zoom in
>>69004650
>autistic is the new pycopathic
>>69005281
>monotone
>little to no emotion
>no social skills
>obsessive habits
>weird vocal tics
he had the tism m8
>>69003893
You have to actually give a shit for your girlfriend to dump you
>>69005266
>those wrinkles on her inner thighs
wew lads that is gross
>>69005538
>wanting a girl that doesn't even have the decency to tuck her roastie in
cuck
>>69004488
wrong
he was hiding how powerful he was as to not upset humanity even more
he could do literally anything, he was beyond our conception of space and time
confirmed for shit-tier middle-school reading level
>>69005575
If you knew what a human body looked like, you'd know that's what happens when you put someone in a skintight outfit and they walk around normally.
>>69005505
>>69005575
she was supposed to be past her prime
>>69004650
no, just fucking based /b/ro
>>69005610
Maybe if you're fat.
>>69005632
Yeah that's true. What did her daughter look like though?
do you think Rorschach posts on 4chan?
which board(s)?
>>69005717
>Yeah that's true. What did her daughter look like though?
kek
>>69005736
/pol/ and /r9k/
>>69005736
wouldn't it be funny if Marvel did a Watchmen movie and Rorsach looked at funny cat gifs on reddit HAHAHAHA so funny
>>69005266
Bravo, Zack
>>69005505
>2 layers of latex
Fuck off senpai.
>>69005266
Mmmm I love untouched promotional pictures like this
there's a good one of megan fox for jonah hex too
>>69004468
>1:25
hehehe benis XD
>>69005224
that would just get you cucked you turbo autist
>>69004650
No he was the only real hero.
>>69006880
but was he a real human bean?
>>69004468
The best thing in Watchmen by some margin is the opening montage over The Times They Are a-Changin'. Of course, he proceeds to throw it all away in a vapid attempt to bookend with that heinous cover of Desolation Row over the credits. Pure pottery.
>>69006817
gfs need a little bullying from time to time just to know their place
being a pussy-whipped nu male mangina and watching their every wish gets you cucked you beta faggot
>>69006221
I googled dem hex pics i didn't see anything like this. Not complaining, id still massage those cougar vag wrinkles with mah dick.
>>69005266
Ok how does exactly that zipper operate?
>>69007248
Would have been better with Dewey Cox "Royal Jelly" in the opening.
>>69007315
This guy gets it. but a lot of guys gotta be the pussy to get the pussy even if it's just for a little while and thats better than no pussy.
>>69007358
mmmm
>>69007541
>Untouched in a good way
Dat fuckin side meat.
>>69003893
I've seen this movie before
>>69004028
>implying The Greeks didn't navigate this by using Men for love and women for breeding
>>69007949
side meat and butt fangs are the best
>>69007430
its two zippers. A zip-up corset over a zip-up latex leotard.
>>69005224
but what if she wants dick constantly and you cant help but be nice to her?
>>69003893
He couldn't satisfy her sexually.
>>69003893
Just be the other guy
>>69008654
What's wrong? His dick's twice as big as mine and I'm black.
>>69003893
>boyfriend becomes a walking depressed Rodin's Thinker that only stays with you and fucks you because you ask
>doesn't give a shit about you going to dinner with another man
>"goddamn whores that don't respect godlike power, reeeee!"
>>69004006
He actually cloned himself so that he would never have the opportunity to ignore her, quite the opposite.
>>69004111
Add higher boots and you're exactly right
>>69004864
Don't forget ginger
>>69004700
He cared about right or wrong, he wasn't a sociopath.
