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>>68996300
The she-wolf edition
>>68997525
Reminder got is pandering to reddit tier memes.
Who exactly is the target audience for this piece of shit show?
>those fucking muttonchops
>dat fucking hammy "book refrence" script reading
>DD actually being able to ruin your standard pirate character with this miscast
they actually did it the madmen
Reminder that season 2 Sansa was the hottest girl in the entire series
>>68997525
nth for terrible actresses
>>68997525
FIRST LAWL
>things are getting interesting in Kings Landing
>haha have some le witty imp dick jokes
>>68997525
Threads don't disappear at the bump limit , stop making them early
>>68997555
proof he is dual wielding
https://youtu.be/y685gVGRQ98?t=27s
She's so perfect
>>68997574
The title has been held by Melisandre since she appeared
>DABID RAMSEY ISN'T EVIL ENOUGH DABID
>I KNOW, DAN, I FEEL AS IF THE AUDIENCE WON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THAT HE'S A COMPLEX AND MULTI-LAYERED CHARACTER OF EVIL
>DABID HOW ABOUT WE HAVE HIM KILL HIS DAD
>STILL NOT EVIL ENOUGH, DAN
>DABID HOW ABOUT... DABID HOW ABOUT THEN HE FEEDS FATLADY TO THE DOGS
>HMM... NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
>DABID...! DABID WHAT IF HE FEEDS FATLADY AND HER BABY TO THE HOUNDS
>WOW, BRILLIANT DAN! THE AUDIENCE WILL LOVE THIS!
>>68997574
>not episode 1
>dude DABID i don't think the fans think Ramsay is evil enough what should we do
>have him kill his dad
>we need MORE dabid
>and his brother and step-mom
>MORE, DABID! MORE
>have him yell and jack off as dogs attack both mother and child
>PERFECT!
>>68997579
who is this sansa bonanza?
>>68997600
>that "Now it ends"
Christ it sounds forced and terrible
>>68997564
>how dare the series directly reference the original script
Literally kill yourself
![Game of Thrones 6x02 - Home.mkv_snapshot_11.55_[2016.05.01_20.40.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aqA40SM.jpg "Game of Thrones 6x02 - Home.mkv snapshot 11.55 [2016.05.01 20.40.13]")
for ollie
i hope jon hangs him next episode
Would anri du toit had made a better daenerys than emilia? At least anri actually has blonde hair died or not including her eyebrows
hey guys I am davos and I now suddenly care for jon snow!
>>68997607
No fucking way. Mely isn't bad to look at. But she is not the hottest. /got/ overrates her like crazy.
>>68997436
Book Ramsay is implied to be in great danger.
The Northern lords will follow Roose because they can deal with him diplomatically. However Ramsay draws attention to himself and has a growing reputation as a monster. His stunt with the Hornwoods and savage treatment of "Arya Stark" galvanize many Northerners against him.
Again, they are held back only by Roose.
It is also clear that if Roose is gone that Ramsay will take vengeance on any noble that annoys him without regard for the fallout. Such as wanting to flay Barbrey Dustin because she hates him and wouldn't let him into her castle.
Ramsay's followers in the book too are actually plants by Roose to help control him. The only reason Roose has ever kept Ramsay around is because his trueborn son died (by Ramsay's hand) and he otherwise has no heir.
Show Ramsay seems to able to get away with everything where-as in the books it is clear Ramsay is only barely tolerated because his father is respected and feared.
xxxx
Will piratebro make his return?
do any of you guys /leaffag/
yfw Jon forgives everyone next episode
>>68997525
So this is the girl who started the slow downfall of the Kingdom
I guess she's hot to cause the destruction of all of Westeros
>>68997525
too old
>>68997564
Dude actually looks like Theon
RIP Prince JUSTane
>>68997564
Was he as good as the books? No.
But was he better than anything else in this episode? You betcha
seriously when is davos going to find out stannis is dead and what is going to happen
Now that the dust has settled, can we admit this was at least 10x better than last week's shitshow?
>>68997611
>implying this won't happen in the books
You GRRM dick riders always make me laugh
>>68997656
God, I wish they had just killed him right there.
>>68997611
It wasn't funny the first time.
This DABID stuff doesn't work, when you yourself fail to understand the character.
IF BRAN HADNT CAUGHT THEM BANGING IN THE TOWER HOW WOULD THE SERIES HAVE GONE DIFFERENTLY
I'm guessing those are Umbers bringing the gift.
Guess Orchard Supply Hardware is dead then.
>>68997712
He knows
>>68997600
Where is he drawing that second sword from, he only has one scabbard on his hips
>>68997681
He's gonna be one of Euron's deckhands with no tounge
who was the guy who wanted to marry walda frey in the books and are we going to see him
>>68997690
/leafbag/
What the fuck guys I just started the show and read every comment in this thread. So many spoilers, thanks the show is ruined.
Anyone else thinks this episode sucked tonight?
Why would Ramsay hide the fact he killed Roose if he's just going to kill Walda and Roose Jr. in the kennel in front of any random pleb?
And why would Karstark prefer to work with crazy, unpredictable Ramsay over logical Roose? Which will be more likely to reward Karstark loyalty in the long term?
At least Manderly was mentioned and not shitty Mezin, although Glover Dustin Locke and Ryswell being brushed off as minor houses rustles my jimmies
>>68997715
Gurm can suck a fat dick, I just hate D&D infinitely more
>>68997723
mouthbreathing showfag detected
>>68997670
he has no one left to follow, has no one else he cares about, he has nowhere to go, and he's stuck at castle black for the time being because, ya know, he can't just waltz around bolton territory
Pretty enjoyable episode. Tyrion's dialogue is starting to feel a bit perfunctory alright. He doesn't have to end every scene with some mock-rueful bon mot, guys.
Still not perfectly clear on Davos' exact motivation here, why he cares so much to resurrect Jon.
Does this mean Theon will make the Kingsmoot?
Was Walda pregnant for way longer than we thought and they just didn't notice because of fat? Or was there some time compression I didn't notice or forgot about? And her death scene didn't need to be so dragged out - she's a nothing character we really don't give a shit about, just get it done and save that time for elsewhere.
Enjoyed the Bran scene, and the Castle Black scene. Jaime and Big Bird in the Great Sept was pretty good, rest of the KL stuff not great but passable. Enjoyed Arya's bit too, but I've always enjoyed Arya and dunno why lots of people seem not to.
Overall, pretty damn good.
>>68997600
i don't even know who that is
>>68997555
reminder you're literally a faggot go back to /v/
>>68997649
>jon marries sansa, unites westeros
>dany marries some boytoy or Yara and becomes strong independent lesbian couple who invade westeros to establish liberal """"utopia"""" over it
what did grrm mean by this?
>>68997712
Stannis is still alive.
>>68997694
He forgives everyone but Alliser for leading them, and Olly for killing his woman
>>68997611
>Roose literally lets Ramsay get within arms reach of him after he finds out he has a son, the thing he literally threatened him with last episode
>Roose being amicable to anyone, much less Ramsay
>Lord Karstark somehow okay with all this, even though Ramsay has never shown or offered any allegiance or friendship to his house before
>>68997654
>lets just throw all the lines that he says to different people throughout the books for impact on that one bridge scene out of context making them all sound corny as fuck
follow your own advice retard
Where can I watch the new episode??
>Jon is ressurect
>Jon rides his horse outside the wall to see the remainder of the Knight's watch who betrayed him marching south
>They turn to him
"It was just a prank, bro"
>>68997754
Who cares. He is still drawing it from somewhere. Watch the fucking video.
Why are you autists so oblivious to defend dual wielding? Are you that retarded?
>>68997773
>mouthbreathing showfag detected
I read the books, rabid bookfag.
>>68997612
Right? I'm fine with fat people, I mean it's your life man do what you want. But when you're a multi-million dollar earning actor the least you could do is follow a fucking diet for Christ's sake.
>>68997771
>Anyone else thinks this episode sucked tonight?
Oh it sucked hard.
You wanna know whose way better than Meera?
>>68997787
Who was that and why wasn't her existence explained at all?
>>68997780
>enjoys dual wielding video game shit
>tells other people to go to /v/eddit
w e w
Roose deserved a better death
>>68997734
Littlefinger was constantly shifting his scheme, he'd probably have found a way to make events go pretty much as they did in the books/show
>>68997681
Maybe, he never appeared after that scene where Davos hired him at the bath house. Presumably he was on one of the ships at Hardhome, so either he deserted after hearing Stannis was dead or is still chilling at Eastwatch.
why is kat so slow all the time? I can't get in to dl anything.
>>68997809
thick dany is the best dany and you need to shut your fucking mouth
>>68997775
he is a smuggler
he has his nigger buddy to go to
>>68997794
During the first half second of the stab I thought it was Roose stabbing Ramsay
>next time i have an idea like that, punch me in the face
- by dave hill
>>68997816
I thought I missed a season or two. What the fuck?
>>68997525
Good casting
>tfw SJW who were raging when Sansa was raped won't get mad for what happened to Walda and her baby
>>68997658
she looks inbred enough
Where is Little finger why come theyre not showing him
>>68997816
her existence is perfectly explained,in the books
>>68997807
okay so you're just a mouthbreathing retard then
>>68997555
>>68997600
>WAAH IDZ NOD REALIZDIK WAAAH
Every season there's at least one litmus test for who in /got/ is and is not a complete faggot. Giving a shit about dual-wielding is the faggot-signifier this year. Fuck off back to /k/ where that shit matters in the slightest, if indeed it does matter there.
ITT: people who probably enjoy dual wielding
>>68997816
except it was you stupid fuck
have you not been paying attention at all?
>>68997837
yea, and where is he getting a ship to go meet up with his pirate buddy?
Holy shit Roose got btfo
WHY ARE THEY KILLING ALL THE GOOD ACTORS?
>>68997837
He's not a smuggler any more
was it really a suprise that jon was coming back for anybody at this point? you'd have to actually be a complete retard not to expect it
>>68997600
who are these guys? in the trailer?
>>68997815
MY FREAKFU
>>68997857
I dont read lol its gay
>>68997776
>Still not perfectly clear on Davos' exact motivation here, why he cares so much to resurrect Jon.
He understands the situation in Winterfell and the need for stability. He knows Bolton's won't bring that, but Jon can and will.
>>68997861
>>68997780
>look mom I posted it again
Literally nobody agrees with you. Kill yourself, faggot.
@68997862
your retarded dude
>>68997772
Just like in dorn, seems like nobody is thinking logical
>>68997855
he was in Kings Landing end of last season
it takes time to travel to the north, plus he has to head east a little bit to rouse the Vale army. He'll probably conveniently arrive right before the bastard bowl
>>68997604
How come Grey Worm is the only one on the show who wants to fuck her? It doesn't make any sense. She is way hotter than Dany.
>>68997656
>Jon gonna do nothing to ollie and allister
>One of them will find a way to try and lash out at Jon
>Either jon, or the wildlings or edd, will run a blade through them, thus giving them the high road of morality + revenge
This is DB Weiss reporting, with all my shitty writing to prove its me :^)
>>68997885
and he has no king anymore
>>68997776
>Still not perfectly clear on Davos' exact motivation here, why he cares so much to resurrect Jon.
1. Stannis wanted Jon alive to make him King of the North.
2. He understands that Jon is important in leading the wildlings, which could potentially add to Stannis's army.
3. He's aware of what's beyond the wall, and needs someone able to lead the wildlings to defend it.
ramsay is such a fucking shitty character
get 'im outta here
>>68997910
delete this
>>68997865
Dont you ever insult me again. Now tell me who she is little boy
>>68997855
He's off preparing for the new war of 2 kings and a queen
>>68997604
Truly the best waifu. Shame their having her get into a relationship with a dude with no dick
>>68997903
you're so mad lol
holy fuck are they milking this shit now. worst episode yet, all convos were shit. just string the shit along. #stringtheory
did euron really not have a fucking eye patch?
>>68997907
Thank you for the information friend
Is there a single mature man left in this show?
>>68997850
Rape is worse than being eaten alive by dogs
Check your priviledge :^)
>>68997825
He got the death he gave, seems fair.
im so happy brehs...
like you dont understand how happy i am right now...
OUR BOY IS BACK
So was the Drowned Priest at Balon's funeral Damphair, or just a random priest like the one who baptised Theon?
>>68997860
And you're a windowlicker if you think what Ramsay did was beyond his character.
Wish Davos would just fuck Melisandre desu
>>68997862
it's kind of viable in DS2
>>68997965
bantz master tyrell and davos
>>68997600
>Ned's leather armor
>Ned's high ponytail over the rest of his hair
Guys that's golden-age Ned about to style on some fucking Targs.
>>68997840
Ramsay is too good, probably the last unpredictable thing in GoT
>Hates or distrusts everyone
>Has the mentality of an actual king, wanting and willing to do whatever to further his own name
>Doesn't play politics, sees people who help him for the sum total of what they can offer
If roose offed ramsay, it would turn the boltons into the martells or the greyjoys, just footnotes to make sure they're all still alive in the series
>>68997958
Neither does Bloodraven. They really hate one-eyed characters
>>68997979
kys jonautist
Roose had the weakest death scene ever. Ramsay's gift next episode will be Reek who has willingly rode back to Winterfell.
The North storyline has been butchered beyond belief.
Dual wielding has more dps you noobs
>>68997942
how does that work again
do people with no dicks feel anything, like they get no desire right
>>68997979
PROUD OF YOUR BOOOOOOOY
do the writers seriously expect us to believe someone as cagey as Roose wouldnt see that coming a mile away? are they really so incompetent as writers that the only way they can make a villain seem smart and threatening is to make his enemies retarded?
>>68997987
His character wouldn't make such a short-sighted and obviously disadvantageous decision. The other lords, not to mention the household guard, would immediately turn on him, Roose was the only one holding shit together.
Guys is there a decent torrent yet?
>>68997965
The best wildling
does tormund love jon snow?
what about in the books?
>>68997645
>>68997600
remind me... who are these guys?
>>68997604
Sickos like you who wants to procreate with the frizzy haired freaks and preserve their stupid genes deserve to ride the lightning.
I sincerely hope you die.
>>68997958
balon cut him before he threw him off the bridge, so he'll probably have one the next time we see him
it's really not that big of a deal.
the book version explanation is kind of stupid anyway. basically it's because the nigga got a 'crazy eye'
>>68998021
they showed Umber banners and the men talking are Umber men
It's Rickon you fucking imbecile
>>68998021
the show is canon now because the books will never be finished
deal with it
>>68997985
might be Aeron.
>>68997771
>the episode was good so I must believe its bad
will /tv/ ever stop being contrarian?
>>68997525
>Hodor used to be able to talk
Failed ayy mind control confirmed?
>>68998049
get a job, berniecuck.
>>68997928
Sure, but for 1 and 2, Stannis is dead. I guess 3 works.
>>68998030
Yeah, women have zero desires
Pilou Asbæk (or as he is known on Twitter, “Danish Pacey”) makes his first appearance as Euron, but with the accent and his liberal use of “brother,” you’d swear Desmond Hume was laying claim to Pyke.
Now that Roose is dead is there anyone left to root for other than Jon "autism magnet" Snow?
>>68997861
>Redditor mad people have criticisms about something he likes
Bet you wish you could just downvote and report him right? Have an actual point next time, kiddo.
Reminder that the Great Other's name is hodor.
Or then the gret other is buried deep under winterfell
Reminder that varys is a merling.
Reminder that shireen is waking up under castle black as a stone dragon.(or was it another castle?)
>2 episodes
>>68998021
>implying the gift isn't going to be theGreatjon
GET FUCKING HYPE
why didn't they get sean bean to reprise his role in bran's flashback? did they spend all their budget on the dragons?
>Roose already ded
But who was cross?
>>68998030
No, that mental
>>68997942
it has yet to be confirmed if they take the pillar with the stones familia
>>68998055
you fucking know it
>>68998068
Seems odd that there was no mention of it during his conversation with Yara though
>>68997672
Her body is literally perfect.
I thought Davos was going to repeat the words at the end before he left and be the one to bring him back.
i don't know whether to cheer for ramsay or hate him because he killed the best character in the series
but ramsay is the second best character so...
very emotionally confusing
>>68998021
Don't worry anon, CIA is currently raising an army so he can push the reset button on the entire Northern storyline
>>68997965
Kevan Lannister
Jaqen H'gar
Ser Davos
Jorah if dany isn't being mentioned
Bronn for the simple fact of being Bronn
Anyone else thought tonights episode was really well done? like there was some slow parts, sure, but the gore and the slow build ups were fucking fantastic.
So who played Lyanna? I can't find her casting
Ramsay part was so stupid. Him being afraid of his father was literally the only interesting thing about his character at this point, and it made Roose a much more intimidating villain than he would have been otherwise. Nah, though, we had to have Ramsay "Literal Nigger" Bolton kill off the last of his family purely for the edge comedy.
>>68997825
This
OTP
>>68998098
Jesus christ only two episodes and this is what we got?
why can't hodor speak english any more?
>>68997979
It's good to be back, /got/
Why is Euron so based bros?
>>68997600
NIGGAS ALREADY HOLDING A SWORD. he disarmed someone and draws his sword, only one scabbard you fucking pleb. screencap how wrong this fucking autist is for next Sunday.
>>68998104
Stannis and/or stannis's corpse
>>68998104
Stannis
>dragons are smarter than people
Fuck off dwarf, if they were smart why'd they just follow Dany into a dark hole and let her put chains around their necks
>>68998078
Fuck getting HBO if all I'm going to watch is GOT and not even like it, Netflix is the only streaming service I'll actually pay for.
>GoT is sjw trash
>all black and brown people are pirates
>>68998093
>something he likes
No, you don't understand. It's not that I like dual-wielding, it's that I don't give a shit about it and am sick to the back fucking teeth of triggered autists screaming about it like it matters.
>>68998090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0hFSLPOJE
Mandatory
>>68998069
it was a decent episode mainly because it moves beyond book territory and wasnt filler like last episode. but even then some of the execution was super awful.
Roose should have been ambushed after ramsey found out about the baby third hand and not in front of him. And cry all you want roose is going to have to die. alot of people will die in TWOW because otherwise the books will never finish, and the show is just doing that (badly).
>>68997600
DAT Targaryen KINGSGUARD ARMOR
>>68998138
eww, gtfo
>>68997825
lord bolten sends his regards.
Why don't you faggots sign up to a decent tracker instead of begging for torrents?
There are open registrations every month
>>68998164
because they were following orders from their
"mom"
>>68997560
human bean
>>68998159
>>68998162
that body has its head so no.
>>68998164
>he didn't follow his mom into the basement and let her chain him up
Wow, you're a terrible son aren't you?
Are Kelly C's dragons all male?
>>68997700
He should. They are blood, after all.
>>68998190
looks fucking poorly made and cheap doesnt it
>>68998152
He literally pulls out a second sword at 27 seconds, you fucking mongoloid moron.
Blew you the fuck out.
>>68997850
naturally
they don't self insert into Walda because their petty bitches and won't relate to a character who's fat
of course that goes beyond the larger hypocrisy of coming to arms against the depiction of unwanted sex and not having a problem with dozens upon dozens of depictions of brutal, graphic, unjustifiable murder
our moral priorities are fucked
>>68998150
GOAT line desu
>>68998107
? But you lose your sex drive since testosterone produced
>>68997697
>slow
>>68998213
dragons don't have a sex as far as i remember
>>68998048
No, that's the pragmatist in you talking. And your projecting onto him.
>>68997600
the big question now
WHO WAS GIFT?!
Reminder
>>68997965
Stannis and Syrio (if he is alive)
>>68998194
Are they gay? The actor for Tommen looks really gay.
>>68998104
The Bastardbowl spoilers confirm that it's not Rickon, it makes no sense for it to be Roose or Stannis, and that body is male so it can't be Osha. I'm drawing a blank considering it's supposed to be known characters.
>>68997942
>would racemix
>>68998058
It's the Targaryen Kingsguard and Young Ned Stark
>>68998021
>Where will you go?
>Home
>very next shot shows Pyke
was that too subtle for you?
>>68998113
i highly doubt they chop your actual cock off. testosterone is mostly created in your balls so chopping off their balls pretty much kills any desire to fuck anyway
>>68998204
That just makes them even stupider then, doesn't it?
>yfw Ramsey and 40 good men storm castle black and kill Jon again
>>68998243
>Are they gay? The actor for Tommen looks really gay.I wish
>>68998145
In the books, he got kicked in the head by a horse IIRC. In the show, I'm beginning to worry we'll have an ebin prequel mini-arc where he saves Ned/Lyanna/Benjen but gets injured in the process.
Also his name is Walder you fucks, I'm pretty sure Old Nan even said so in S1. Doesn't matter but why change it.
>Until You
SHAT
MY
PANTS
This bearfucker is the best
>>68997852
KEK/10
>>68998213
Dragonsexual, shitlord.
arya's so fucking boring
>>68998176
Minus the Latins that run an entire nation?
>>68998150
>want to be wholly invested in the euron = daario plot
>that moment of euron just fucking over danny with the long con
DB AND DAVID REEEEEEEEE
>>68998104
It's Roose and Rickon, meaning Ramsay is completely in charge and plans on knocking out the last main claimant to Winterfell
>>68998228
eunuchs who had lost their balls but not their dicks could still have sex, they just didnt have much of an urge to seek it out
>>68998261
>Jon gets resurrected again
>>68997825
He was an opportunistic douche and an irrelevant character. He wasn't the master schemer this board is making him out to be. He was offered an opportunity by Tywin Lannister and he took it. Glad he's gone.
so, is allister thorne dead or what?
>>68998249
She's already so racemixed your children would probably look like they're 100% white
>>68998080
It was still in Stannis's plan, regardless if he's dead or alive. Davos can still pull it off, if Jon is alive.
So considering D&D keep killing off the only good actors they have left in the show, how long do you guys think you can put up with how shit this show is getting?
>>68998285
This. All this training buildup just so that she can become MUH EBIN ASSASSIN KILLING LE MEN SHITLORDS XDDD
>>68998285
>learning to become a faceless assassin
>boring
yea lets just have an assassin training montage and boom she's suddenly a female version of jaqen
>>68998310
Awaiting sentencing, aka Jon is gonna chop his fuckin head off
>>68998213
Dragons are canonically genderfluid, shitlord
>>68997525
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THIS SHOW?
It was just trolling when people said the last seasons were shit. Some were better than others, but it felt like Game of Thrones.
Now... The script is predictable and the acting has gone downhill.
Literally and I mean the actual word LITERALLY, the only good acting scenes include Jaimie or Cersei.
Nothing... Nothing else is working on this show or feels organic.
Further, the dog scene eating that Bolton's wife? Are you fucking kidding me? How hammy can you fucking get. Her screams stopped after two seconds - the dogs can't fucking instakill her.
Blood on Jon Snow's body? He got stabbed multiple times in the stomach. His entire body would be drenched in blood. It looks like about as much blood on his stomach as scrapped skin.
On top of that, BODIES FUCKING SMELL. Jon has been dead for days. He would be rotting at this point.
The Tyrion/dragon scene? Just lol
Predictable:
Roose being killed by Ramsay
Jon Snow being revived
King of Ironborn being killed (you know he had to die, so they thought of some gay way to kill him since he's already dead in the books)
For fuck's sake, am I viewing past seasons with rose tinted glasses because they were much MUCH better. I can't get into this. It doesn't feel like GoT.
Bookfag here freaking out. I don't know how to feel. Jon comes back like that why? I feel very in blah about revival. I didn't wanna find out this way. We should have gotten that chapter before this. What I more want to talk about Bran is not staying in the cave!? Where will a cripple and a tard go? Are they going to have to hike back to castle black to tell Jon in person he is targ or are is bran going to hang out in the trees in the godswood until wars are over and he can come out and be heir? I knew the rest of Slavers bay was lost but just hearing Tyrion say it like that really hit me I mean some triumph WOW will be right? Takes Danny 5 books to get where she is and then she is going to either have a sweeping victory in one book or she will just shove off to Westeros without caring about that shit hole? What? Also I was positive Theon was going to be killed by Stannis but now that he off to home in the show I'm not so sure. Will Asha and he escape home? There is so much more I can't think. Calling any bookfag help me snap me out of it.
>>68997840
That would at least have been interesting.
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>>68998292
holy fuck did people actually seriously think euron was daario
people actually believed it wasn't a meme?
>>68998258
They do both. They literally mention this
So I guess the moral of this season will be... kill bastards on sight except THAT one bastard?
>>68998120
She's a giant butterface. You see girls like her everywhere, nice body and like a 6/10 face
>>68998164
Not smarter than people, just men :^)
>>68998241
Sansa's not a child, Lord Bolton made a woman out of her.
>>68998274
I remember reading leaked spoilers (unsure if fake) that say he took a serious head injury sparring with Bobby B
>>68998329
It's because she's a happy potter trope >>68998241
>>68998311
no, they would still look slightly muddy. their children, however, could look pretty white
>>68997600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc8akxwI56s
>>68998339
The books are only going to be loosely related to what happens from here on out, calm down
>>68998310
Black Cells hold prisoners for the night
Either jon gonna cut his and the officers heads off, or the wildlings will
>>68998345
You know GoT is becoming shit if fan theories are more plausible than the actual show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crn_eg-1ekU
>muh teleporting sandsnakes
>>68998339
>i didnt wanna find out this way
oh get over it, we've all known this was the way he was going to get resurrected for years...
are you going to be mad when the show "spoils" R+L=J too?
>>68997903
>there are actual frogposters in this thread right now
>>68998360
Would love to see the girls you pull in the if CVH is a butterface
>>68998120
Don't make me laugh. Her tits have a nice shape. But they're still boring C cups, IF that. She's probably just a full B.
And of course no ass, like every mainstream pretty girl, who gets put on a pedestal. She's a very nicely shaped average. Nothing spectacular, exceptional, or outstanding.
>>68997525
She's barely even a girl.
Those hair extensions are disgusting.
2/10 would not go to war over.
>>68998275
awwwww yeah nigga
>>68998250
Ned Stark is defending the Tower?
>>68998339
>bookfag
git out
>>68997848
All the actors for young Ned, Benjen, and Lyanna are exactly how I pictured them. Even the guy who plays Ned at the Tower of Joy is pretty good.
They really should have gotten Sean Bean back for one scene
he would have delivered the 'now it ends' line so perfectly that id have to rewatch fellowship and james bond out of pure respect.
>>68997678
this
>>68998387
Yes, that's a duel, you fucktard. Has nothing to do with warfare. Especially if shown styles are not suited for plated knights.
>>68998246
>yfw itsDavos after he tried rescue Rickon
im so happy even as former bookfag that the books will never be finished and the show is now canon
>>68998378
arya will most likely have no part to play in the "war"
she's basically just going to get revenge on a few people left on her kill list, then she'll die, she's won't have any part to play in the white walker war
>>68998415
No, he's attacking it.
>>68998300
So they can still get erections? I remember some sex therapist talking about how dickless people go one about sexually.
>>68998339
GRRM has said in one of his blogs that the books and show will "likely" have different endings, as by that time certain key plot events had been changed.
Meaning from this point, the books could end up radically different than the show. We could even end up with a different person on the iron throne for all we know.
>>68998316
They are forgetting that we care more about who and why a character does than just a shock death. Only the normies care about random shock deaths because it is the only thing they can keep track of in the show. DnD are going off the deep end
>>68997525
Post yfw Ramsey 360noscope headshots wun wun with a bow.
>if you chain dragons they waste away
>dragons have grown to immense size while chained
>>68997525
>Game of memes
>Le funny penis size jokes midget
>Danny still not spitroasted yet
will jon still be lord commander? will he cut off thorne and olly's heads?
>>68998337
>Jon has been rotting for days
He's been dead for a single day you fucking retard
>>68998337
Stop being a faggot, we are two episodes in and it's already better than half of season 5. Not as good as the earlier seasons in acting quality, but still great in storytelling.
>>68998337
I guess it's cold so that preserves the corpse a bit
>>68998219
in the previous shot he's approaching them with a sword in hand then draws that sowrd you fucking AUTIST. you're mad because you spent time on a shitty MS paint job you post in every thread. You're BTFO and will be next week. I've screenshot-ed already
>>68998440
Relax sperg, I wasn't posting it in favor of the dual-wielding.
>>68998235
It's Rickon. Since Ramsay still needs a Stark to to secure the hold of the North he's going to marry Rickon and rape him off screen
>>68997600
>NOW IT ENDS
THAT'S MEANT TO BE YOUNG EDDARD?! HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM AND HAS FUCKING DANY/SMITH EYEBROWS
>>68998451
They won't; its a desperate marketing tactic suggested by his editor to staunch the book sales cliff thats gonna happen to TWOW if it releases in 2017.
>>68998463
Two days at this point fuck
>>68998339
I actually think Dany is going to fail in conquering Westeros. She doesn't belong there anymore, and is probably going to etablish a kingdom in the East.
Then Westeros will be broken up into numerous of different kingdoms.
This sounds like The fall of the Roman Empire.
So I told her to revive Snow...
>>68998397
I stand by my statement.
>>68998368
>took a serious head injury sparring with Bobby B
Not-So-Old Nan being all "He's not going to learn to fight" makes this seem plausible. God that's shit. Stop doing shit stuff, guys.
>>68998461
He died brah, His watch has ended, we Snowbowl now
>>68998496
>children look exactly like their 50 year old counterparts
are you literally retarded?
>>68998103
this just has me imagining a 12 year old with sean beans face
>>68998387
watch from 1 minute. He explains why dual wielding is retarded
blew yourself out seems like
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
>>68997678
To be fair I think that's a hard character to pull off in person without him being a complete edge lord. You can get away with being an edge lord in books because of everything you just described. In live action he's either dangerous or he's a joke and the audience will perceive him as such
>>68998435
I miss King Robert. He was such a remarkably likable character for a relatively incompetent buffoon.
I hope we get a good number of scenes of him from the rebellion. I want to see him swing around that mighty warhammer at the very least.
>>68998441
No, Davos is alive and present for the battle. Ramsay wouldn't have time to flay him, mount him on a cross and set him on fire.
>>68998069
>HUR DUR THIS EPISODE SUCKS
>HURDY DUR DUR BOOKS ARE BETTER
>>68998395
>teleporting sand snakes
WOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID THEY GET THERE
I NEED 2 MORE HOURS OF SAND SNAKE SCENES TO SHOW ME EXACTLY HOW THEY MIGHT HAVE CLIMBED ON A BOAT AND ARRIVED AT KINGS LANDING
MY BOOKFAG PEABRAIN CAN'T POSSIBLY COMPREHEND HOW SOMEONE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SHOW UP AT A LOCATION A FEW MONTHS LATER
THE LAST TIME WE SAW THE BOAT JAMIE WAS ON IT WAS IN DORNE HOW DID IT GET TO KINGS LANDING WHEN WE DIDN'T SEE THE BOAT SAILING ACROSS THE OCEAN ALL THE WAY THERE
>>68998098
Add This
>>68998000
DS2 sucked though
Not even contrarian, probably the worst thing FromSoft has made since Metal Wolf Chaos
>>68998457
Will he quip? Will he be shirtless?
>>68998310
Jon killed Janos for being a little baby bitch, so it's likely that he'll kill him too
>>68998520
He's talking about the Tower of Joy Ned in the promo, not kid Ned. Kid Ned is pretty legit.
>>68998104
pretty sure one of them's rickon.
HEY GUYS QUICK QUESTION i am sure you'll be able to answer this with ease
So, I stopped watching immediately after my favorite character died, Sansa Stark's direwolf, Lady.
What happened after that?
>>68998337
He's been dead for less than 24 hours
On top of that, decomposition is the stifling part for you? Not the giants, the massive 700 foot wall of ice, the Ressurection spell or anything else? Early decay is what gets you riled?
>>68998515
will whoever becomes LC cut off their heads?
>>68998449
yeah. historically, high ranking eunuchs would keep mistresses as status symbols, and would bone them just to prove they could.
I havent watched the episode yet, how did Jon get resurrected? I'm assuming by the Red Woman
>>68997678
This. It's getting annoying the amount of plot armor Ramsey has now. He could probably beat Robert Strong with no shirt, fuck Tommen in the ass in the middle of the kingsguard, and somehow make it back to the North and everyone would just let him.
>>68997694
Venom Jon will make his appearance. I'm calling it now
>>68998522
so basically he'd look like this?
>>68998451
But there are key things that will be the same because D&D know the ending and I just want to talk about bran. Where will he being going? To night King? Home? Where? Anyone have any ideas?
>>68998304
He was obviously more intelligent and ambitious than 99% of the irrelevant shitlords in Westeros, he became warden of the north ffs. GRRM wouldn't have wasted time making him the cool vampiric guy if he weren't somewhat important. Bolt-on was pure reddit retardation, though.
>>68998395
>>68998330
I doubt it will be Jon. I think he will just walk away from the watch for now to secure the North with Davos and pals so that they could then focus all attention on the White Walker threat. Sworn Brothers serve until death. He died.
>>68998523
posted it because it was interesting and relevant, not because I think dual-wielding was useful or actually practiced.
>>68998532
Even assuming they got on the next boat to King's Landing, it doesn't explain why Trystane wasn't surprised to see them on the boat and why it was implied that they'd been there for a while ("I told you, I'm not hungry").
>>68998510
Pretty good.
>>68998520
They should look at least similar, the new actor looks nothing like Sean Bean.
>>68997978
B Y
F U C K I N G
R A M S A Y
>>68997600
Where are your gods now?
No Hightower, dual wielding, cringy spoken lines, Dawn looking like shit
>>68997555
Miyamoto Musashi, the greatest swordsman in human history, is famous for dual wielding blades in combat
>>68998565
Yep.
>>68998565
Got pegged in his inevitable boi pucci than came back to life
>>68998532
>middle of the ocean, 0 ships in pursuit
>docked at KL on the outskirts, 0 ships from the rear
>no interceptor ships in sight
>Somehow this equates to good, logical writing
DB is that you?
>DABIIIID THE WRITERS ARE SAYING ITS HARD TO COME UP WITH POLITIC AND SCHEME FOR THE POLITIC AND SCHEMEY CARACTORS
>WHAT DID WE TELL THEM IN THE BRIEF?
>TO COME UP WITH POLITIC AND SCHEMES
>HMM... OKAY, IF WE KILL DELORIAN AND ROOSE WE WON'T HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THEM BEING CLEVER
>DABID YOU ARE GENIUS
>>68998395
>Either jon gonna cut his and the officers heads off, or the wildlings will
He objectively didn't do anything wrong, though.
>>68998600
because he thought they were someone else?
terrible acting?
>>68998471
Season 5 outside of sand snakes, Arya, and "muh stronk" woman scenes in Mereen were infinitely better than these two episodes.
I don't know what happened in the scripts or lines. The placement of deaths, the scenes, the predictability, and everything that seemed realistic and unfair like the last seasons were gone.
What made GoT great was that there usually weren't deus ex machinas... People just got screwed. What's with them hammering the door to get to Jon Snow and the wildlings arrive just in time?
Last episode it was Brienne arriving just in time.
The last seasons weren't as cliche.
>page 2
We don't need a new thread until page 9 you fucking autistic OP
>>68998600
>("I told you, I'm not hungry").
He starts saying that before he turns around, though. He thinks it's someone else.
>being autistic over Arthur Dayne dual wielding because it's "historically accurate"
Get over yourselves, spergs. You're not mad for the right reason. You should be mad because Arthur Dayne is the Sword of the fucking Morning and him wielding the greatsword Dawn is central to his character.
>>68997525
friendly reminder trump is the best of the entire field of candidates and hillary is a manchurian candidate for corporations, just as her husband was in the 90s.
>Jon was dead for a single day
>in the meantime, Lady Bolton already gave birth to a child
>Gilly's son is still a baby
>>68998632
They took what Varys did to Kevan and turned it into their mission statement.
>>68998650
Who are you talking to?
>>68998329
Id rather have her take a break and come back doing shit like Bran
>>68998508
So do you think she fails and dies or just hangs out I'm Essos as Queen? And what becomes of the dragons in this case? Who rides?
>>68998565
Euron was so fucking based that Jon just had to go back to the mortal world to swear fealty to him.
just took a bunch of my insomnia medication and vodka. you've got 10 minutes to ask me anything. I can't see the future but I can maybe tell you about next weeks episode.
built me a skatepark
>mfw no "Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother"
>>68998575
genius
film it
print it
sell that shit D&D
>>68998554
Yes, because physics and reality is supposed to work like normal outside of the supernatural.
Why is that difficult for you to grasp? There's supposed to be consistency.
>>68998049
it was on piratebay 20 minutes after it was over, sd and hd...
>>68998620
>68998620
the offhand blade was a taito not a full blown katana m8
>>68998453
>implying Roose getting shanked by Ramsay is a shock death
Saw that shit coming from a mile away. The only thing that bothered me about that scene was Lord Karstark not giving a single fuck about his liege lord getting murdered by his half-mad son.
>>68998409
>/tv/ in charge of determining cup size
>>68998134
>Ramsay "If you're at the end of the line you better end your dad's time" Bolton
This fanfic ep was bad
Calling it now, Jon will either burn Castle Black and the traitorous Night's Watch with them, or exile them to the other side of the Wall and fill the passageway with rocks and ice
>>68997901
mega:///#!PtVy0QKQ!ez8HoC-LS4la-YO33oeeEjZahYFX6dGGD-nOcOaAmqk
>>68998620
He's famous for using it in duels, and the first time he did it purely for the shock factor to throw his opponent off his game.
>>68998561
something about reading about emasculation makes me want to throw up
>>68998627
SOMEONE BETTER MAKE SURE WE ALLOCATE A FEW MILLION MORE DOLLARS NEXT SEASON SO THESE RETARDED BOOKFAGS DON'T HAVE TO SPARK UP A NEURON OR TWO AND PUT THINGS TOGETHER ON THEIR OWN
I missed this episde
what happened?
>>68998647
>Season 5 outside of sand snakes, Arya, and "muh stronk" woman scenes in Mereen were infinitely better than these two episodes.
yea, nah, these past 2 episodes are better than season 5 in it's entirety
>>68997555
>Dragons & magic are real
>>68997525
DAYNE???
Requesting the image of the flayed Wojak waving a bolton banner
>>68997604
Best girl in the show.
>>68997645
It's just editing, it'll sound better in the episode
>>68998694
Would be cool if Euron helped Jon defeat the Others
>>68998695
>built me a skatepark
Are you an EarthRocker? Obviously you are a musician.
>>68998528
Yes please! King Robert was a fantastic fatass. I loved his jolly nature.
>>68998715
>The only thing that bothered me about that scene was Lord Karstark not giving a single fuck about his liege lord getting murdered by his half-mad son.
Ramsay probably promised Karstark some shit once he became Warden of the North with Roose dead. Wouldn't be the first time a usurper promised shit once he was in power.
What are the chances the books don't get finished before fatass dies? Or what are the chances he starts using plot points form the show and book nerds kill themselves?
>>68998261
>forty goodmen
>twice as powerful as his cousin twenty
what will happen to the sand snakes in the grand scheme of things?
Jon beheading people next week?
"Edd, fetch me a block"
>>68998743
Euron just blew the fuck out of every other character in GoT and won the war of the five kings
>>68998337
>Further, the dog scene eating that Bolton's wife? Are you fucking kidding me? How hammy can you fucking get. Her screams stopped after two seconds - the dogs can't fucking instakill her.
they can go for the throat and make her choke on her own blood
>Blood on Jon Snow's body? He got stabbed multiple times in the stomach. His entire body would be drenched in blood. It looks like about as much blood on his stomach as scrapped skin.
it soaked into the clothes and dried. Its not like you bleed a lot when your heart is not functioning and you lie on your back
>On top of that, BODIES FUCKING SMELL. Jon has been dead for days. He would be rotting at this point.
bodies dont decompose that quickly. Also, its cold outside, that slows down the process.
>The Tyrion/dragon scene? Just lol
i'll give you that
i am not defending the episode, it was boring and predictable, but it didnt have major logic holes than the previous one
>>68998241
>and that my army is bigger than everything in Westeros and Dany's belly combined
Fucking saved
>>68998762
Best girl in the show
>>68997694
>Jon is literally Jesus
>>68998782
That's still pretty sus because Ramsay is fucking crazy
>>68998528
>>68998777
>mfw they never showed his corpse
>mfw he could still be alive
>>68998104
thats tommen
>>68998731
>PUT THINGS TOGETHER ON THEIR OWN
Yea, that the story and writing is shit season 7
>*teleports behind you*
>Which of us will you fight?!
>>68997525
Post your predictions for the books.
>Stannis wins Winterfell
>CIA shows up and deposes him instantly upon unveilling Sansa, who all the northern lords flock to.
thats my prediction.
How amazing would it be if Darkstar showed up to kill all the Sand Sneks?
>>68998505
No, he was stabbed and left in the snow (day 0) Davos finds his body and gets everyone in the room later that night
In the morning they were told they have until nightfall, at nightfall the wildlings show up, kill everyone and then Davos and Melly resurrect him. It's done in a single day, thanks for playing retard
>>68998793
>rape
>>68998532
At best, the editing was TERRIBLE.
It's just plain confusing where they are, and how they got there.
They never show Trystane getting on the boat with Jaime and Myrcella.
They never show Trystane interact with Myrcella or Jaime while on the boat.
They never show the Sand Snakes boarding the boat.
They never show the Sand Snakes hiding on the boat.
They never include an establishing shot of where Trystane is, after Jaime already departed from the boat.
If they just did one of the things I listed, then it would make sense. ONE.
>>68998762
Not into beastiality, thanx
>>68998793
when dany comes to westeros she will land in dorne, and she will ally with the sneks and dany will use the sneks as her generals/lieutenants in her war against the lannisters for control over kings landing
100% guaranteed this will happen.
>>68998435
Ned is supposed to be in the late teens/very early twenties in that scene. Sean Bean is in his fucking late 50s
>>68998811
Was she in the books? I don't remember that.
>>68998782
Also Karstark mentions the North needing "New Blood"
>>68998696
The sjw shitstorm would have been too much
>>68998594
>Sworn Brothers serve until death. He died.
This is the exact reason why GRRM 'killed' Jon in the first place, so that he can go south of the Wall without losing his reputation as 'honourable'.
>>68998337
except jon has been in the cold so it happens slower
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
>I AM THE STORM
Euron Dorkstar
>>68998793
they are gonna kill tommen
The scene with blond man and Bernie Sanders was pretty good
>>68998337
>King of Ironborn being killed (you know he had to die, so they thought of some gay way to kill him since he's already dead in the books)
The dying was actually the most canon part of the episode. Although in the books it's still up for debate who killed him, with the theory being either faceless men, magic or Euron doing some trickery.
>tfw lost my virginity to an exact copy of Lyanna
Feels good mang
>>68998152
>>68998480
>>68998687
Not him, but you got literally cucked.
>I am the drowned god.
>I am the first storm and the last.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE. THE STORM GOD AND THE DROWNED GOD ARE ENEMIES. STORMS AND SEAS ARE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED. ONE OF THESE IS A LINE FROM THE BOOKS, THE OTHER IS NOT.
WHAT THE FUCK DAVID AND DAN.
>>68998854
that's supposed to be leaf
leaf doesn't really look like that either. leaf has like floppy big ears and cats eyes but is the size of a child
>>68998717
>Implying you know better.
>>68998882
I AM LORD BOLTON
>>68998241
Oh look, it's the asshole who is objectively wrong.
>>68998854
Children of the Forest.
>>68998827
How long did Aerys, the "mad king" rule for, anon? People are willing to follow crazy if it gets them ahead in life.
>>68998863
Also this. Though, you'd think Karstark would be pretty chuffed with Roose considering his part in the Red Wedding.
>>68998847
The worst part is the faggot thinks were bookfags because we can use basic storytelling to notice a surprising amount of LACK of storytelling
Hell, they could have kept the snakes at the gardens, let the prince dock, and then do everything they did on the boat
>>68998847
>They never include an establishing shot of where Trystane is
Yeah, they did. We see the boat in the bay at KL then cut to Trystane making the eye thingies.
The rest of the stuff is either covered in the last episode of S5 or frankly unnecessary. You really want MORE snek scenes?
>>68998865
He was intending to do that in the books anyway
>>68998152
>>68998480
>>68998687
HAHAHAHA BTFO BY
>>68998901
>>>/r/got
>>68998261
>Forty Goodmen
>the older, wiser, and stronger brother of Twenty Goodmen
JON CONFIRMED DEAD
>>68998903
>autism
>>68998159
>>68998162
I'm so fucking mad this is even a possibility
>look I only saw some guy do it once, even he himself didn't know how he did it, and it was just one sword slice, Snow was repeatedly punctured
>shit this is ridiculous the Lord of Light has abandoned me anyway and made me make Stannis burn his daughter alive what a fucking mockery holy shit
>ugh fine I'll burn some of his hair and mumble some shit fuck
>see? what a fucking waste of time, it's cold as fuck here, I'll go back to sleep
>what do you mean it actually worked? what? whaaaaat?
I really hope they show Melly's reaction next episode.
>>68998261
But Jon will have 1 female knight by that time.
>>68998748
>what is suspension of disbelief
>>68998847
>They never show Trystane getting on the boat with Jaime and Myrcella.
Why would he need to? Doran already established he was gonna send Trystane too to take a seat on the Small Council and Myrcella already didn't wanna leave Trystane cause she wanted to marry him
>>68998899
>Although in the books it's still up for debate who killed him, with the theory being either faceless men, magic or Euron doing some trickery.
It's universally accepted and kind of really fucking obvious that however Balon died, be it magic, Faceless Man, or Euron just pushing him, whatever the method of execution Euron was definitely the cause of it.
>>68998932
That's what I'm saying.
>>68998901
>no warhammer
WHAT, ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO SHOW THE GOLDEN BOYS AND NOT SHOW ROB?
OR ARE THEY FORGETTING ROBERT HAD A GIANT FUCKING HAMMER BECAUSE HE WAS A BIG GUY?!
>>68998930
>Yeah, they did. We see the boat in the bay at KL then cut to Trystane making the eye thingies.
What? When?
post yfw you realize the waif from the house of black and white is in fact a child of the forest
>>68998790
thanks m8
>>68998882
IT'S OVER BALON, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW
>>68998978
depression melly was p cute
>>68998850
>mfw you're right
God, the cancer on this show won't stop spreading.
>>68999008
robert wasnt as the tower of joy you unironic showfag
do you think they got sean bean to do the tower of joy scenes
>>68998978
To be fair, she has more power than the priest, she can scry, has clear longevity, and stopped a winter storm via shireen bbq
If anything, LoL would favor her over some peasants
>>68998981
What indeed? That's the very question all the spergs screamwhinging about dual-wielding need to ask themselves.
>>68998891
Not bad
>>68998978
I love Melly, she is amazing
>>68997555
That's not really military history though, that's more like a larger than average duel
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>68999051
>>68999051
>>68998978
morocco>melly t b h
>>68998724
thanks senpai
>>68999044
>>68998850
Look at it positively, atleast the snakes and Dany will be in the same scenes, so they would take up only half as much screentime compared to now.
>>68997772
>Why would Ramsay hide the fact he killed Roose if he's just going to kill Walda and Roose Jr. in the kennel in front of any random pleb?
>And why would Karstark prefer to work with crazy, unpredictable Ramsay over logical Roose?
Because characters who are supposed to be smart and cunning are written by screenwriters who ain't.
>>68999046
It's been known for like 2 months that they didnt
Besides Sean bean is old as fuck dude
>>68998900
Lyanna has a dick. It wouldnt be possible for her to win a joust otherwise.
the fact that davos doesnt blame melisandre at all for stannis death really bugs me
>>68998992
Because showing is better than telling.
Literally just visually seeing him get on the ship is 10x more effective at conveying what's going on than implications of dialog.
>>68999025
At Trystane's death scene in 6x1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTkoh98D7C8
Skip to 2:14.
>>68998709
a "taito" isn't a real thing
>>68998672
whoa dude
>>68999145
he doesn't know. i was thinking the same thing, but he doesn't know what happened to stannis, he doesn't know what happened to shireen either.
if he actually knew that mel fucking burned her he would hang her
>>68999145
He's in a super time crunch situation.
He needs her.
>>68998246
What spoilers senpai can someone post
>>68997796
hbo.com
>>68998850
Fucking hell, but you are probably right.
>>68998978
>I really hope they show Melly's reaction next episode
I hope they show her tits some more
>>68999058
>screamwhining
>>>tumblr
Get fucked, nigger. People are right. DualW is not accurate and autisttier.
In the next episode, Jon walks out in the snow accompanied by the Ghost, finding tensions rising among the brothers and the wildlings. Everybody stares at him like he's some sort of god or demon. Wildlings are in total awe. Thorne, Olly and other traitors come out of the crowd to witness it. Thorne says 'how is this possible?' Jon orders wildlings and other brothers to seize Ser Thorne. Davos and his brothers run to him bringing his cloak. Jon explains how he was stabbed to death and crossed to the 'other side' and how things are going to be much different now and how there's a war going on. He seems to be much different than before, having some darkness about him in his eyes and demeanor. Melisandre comes out and says 'my lord...' and cries and gets down on her knees. Somewhere in the crowd Jon spots Olly staring at him in fear. Ghost bares his teeth and growls at him, while Jon simply stares silently for a while. Then Olly gets on his knees and begs Jon to forgive him, but Jon simply says 'Ghost' and direwolf attacks and tears Olly apart while others tremble and are in horror, not daring to defy Jon and his wildling allies. At this very moment Brienne, Pod and Sansa ride in to see this horror.
>>68999051
>>68999051
>>68999051
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>68998728
You spergs are getting your facts wrong.
What is completelly impossible and forced is dual wielding GUNS. Not swords. Nor maces, and axes.
Alot of soldiers did this. And dual wielding sword was considered a pretty elite-y thing to do. Hard as fuck, and I think that you had to be ambidexstrous. But possible. The trick was avoiding to clash your blade agaisnt your opponent blade.
And for an ambidextrous, there is nothing you cant do with one hand that you couldnt do with your other hand.
So, I wouldnt be surprised if the best knight of some period could also dual wield sword. Remember that its tricky to pull the historically innacurated card because if you pick everything that was documented in history (our main source) at least 80% of shit that happened in that time would still be undocumented. Especially when we're talking about the middle ages.
>>68999275
Mite actually b cool
>>68998453
We've seen countless of scenes where Ramsay and Roose talk about the baby and Ramsay's position, we know why Ramsay did it, they explained it a few thousand times.
>>68999275
Those that killed jon are in prison dog.
>>68999321
>80% is undocumented
>I have the facts guyse
Kill yourself. You have been disproven multiple times, ridiculed and spit on. But be my guest and get fucked some more, kiddo.
>>68998620
>>Miyamoto Musashi, the greatest swordsman in human history
Weeaboo detected
>>68999266
>IDZ NOD ACCURADE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You don't get to call people autistic when you're tearing your hair out over the martial plausibility of tactics in a fight scene in a tits'n'dragons action-adventure show. It just doesn't work, sorry spergy.
>>68999321
>There is no historical document of this
>Yes there is
>Actually no there isn't
>Well okay there isn't but it still happened!
Fuck off.
>>68999352
They're not yet. Everybody is out 'fighting' wildlings.
>>68999371
I'm not whatever the fuck you were talking about, you shithead.
This is what I do for a fucking living.
>>68997712
Only when Stannis is dead.
>>68999154
Ah, I see what the problem is here. That is not a memorable image of King's Landing. It just looks like the side of a random structure, in a random bay.
Coupled with the fact that Jaime already left the ship, and had a conversation with Cercei. Supposedly some time has passed. And yet Trystane is still out on the ship painting rocks?
>>68999379
>gets blown the fuck out after posting his reddit memes
>b-but facts d-don't matter in a fantasy show!!
>started the discussion in the first place
>what is suspension of disbelief
You are the most retarded /tv/ poster without any articulated knowledge. Get fucked, son. You've been had.
Jon was stabbed six times, but in that table he has 7 wounds?
>>68999008
Bobby B wasn't present at the Tower of Joy
>>68999392
Did you actually watch the episode? The wildlings walked in and all the nights watch dropped their weapons. Thorne and olly and all other traitors were marched to prison .
So Tyrion is a confirmed Targ now right? Why is nobody talking about this?
>>68999391
As I said. I am not who you guys were arguing.
>>68999530
>don't get eaten by a dragon
>lmao confirmed targaryan
you might have the downs
>>68998849
>Being this gay
>>68999480
>And yet Trystane is still out on the ship painting rocks?
They shot footage of Jaime's note but cut it for time. It says he's worried Cersei will kill Trystane. So probably Trystane never left the boat and it's in the bay until they stock up and ship back to Dorne.
>>68998104
reek
>>68998181
>If I don't give a shit, no one else should
w e w
>>68998367
Is Sansa gonna be preggers?
>>68999490
>without any articulated knowledge
I know that only the most colossal, galactic-scale faggots give a single fuck about DUAL-WIELDING REEEEEEEEEEE, never mind the multiple fucks you're dishing out.
>>68998849
>literal faggot
>>68999692
No. More like "If it literally doesn't matter in the slightest, why are all these faggots screaming about it as though it was massively important? What a bunch of faggots."
>>68999732
>"eh, dual wielding was actually a legit practize guyze"
>gets fact checked
>"m-muh japanese fiction heroes"
>gets fact checked
>"B-but it's only fantasy, d-don't you understand? Hehe."
You are the archetype of autism on /tv/.
You realize you are not welcome here, right?
>>68999532
Fair enough.
But you're still arguing the same fucking point.
>>68999609
Sure I agree with you that nothing proves that he's a targ. But not being immediately burned and eaten by then is enough to raise some eyebrows. (as spider himself did it)
I doubt they felt for the "friends of your mother meme" because no matter how inteligent these creatures are, and no matter what is their draconic opiniong regarding daenerys and her motherhood, they must be still mad as fuck with her for locking they down.
They felt something. They listened to him. And they asked for help. We never saw a dragon getting this intimate with someone that hadnt targeryen blood.
>>68999813
I never said it was a legit practice, I said I didn't care and anyone who did was a faggot. That's all I've ever said.
>>68997904
>@68997862
i want reddit to get out of my board
>>68999732
but it's inaccurate though
you must not be very familiar with the principle of "suspension of disbelief" or whatever the fuck it's called in english
you are the kind of person that allows these shitty thigns to happen in the first place. these kind of scenes need ridicule so they don't ruin a once good show.
Pretty fucking disappointed at the lack of a stream this episode. Had one autistic guy farting the whole time. Last episode had a googledrive file that worked slicker than shit. wtf happened?
>>68998132
No.
Tyrion the dragon whisperer was fucking stupid.
The resurrection of Snow should have happened last episode.
The sansa bit was a waste of time, as was the Bran bit.
Feeding that fat bitch and the baby to the hounds was stupid and try hard.
This series has shit the bed, and now it's practically a hate watch show.
>>68999958
>but it's inaccurate though
>you must not be very familiar with the principle of "suspension of disbelief"
Actual, literal doublethink. Here ya go, spergy:
>The term suspension of disbelief or willing suspension of disbelief has been defined as a willingness to suspend one's critical faculties and believe the unbelievable; sacrifice of realism and logic for the sake of enjoyment
Now, you've more or less established ITT that as a sperg, you're really just not neurologically capable of doing the whole suspension of disbelief thing. But you could at least stop embarrassing yourself by invoking it as though it supports, rather than completely BTFOing, your spergout over a man holding two swords.
>>68998337
I think you are forgetting how cold it is outside in castle black in the night on the snow. That would preserve his body until Davos found it.
>>68998550
Not much really
>>69000121
>humans have established rules
>one human does what others can not
So you are implying Dayne is using magic to perform with two swords, which is quite impossible with platearmor against 6 guys with needed efficiency?
Retarded moron raped, ridiculed, spit out and had in front of fucking everyone. Next.
>>68999848
I dont know what the other anon said. Nor I care.
All I am saying, as someone who teached history at universities for two decades that between dragons and magic witches and 20 good mens taking down a fucking army and someone ruining the legacy of an entire country by exploding the younger princes's head, dual wielding swords may not seems as hollywood bullshit as it seems. Just that. We know two or three john doe's who in fact, did it. It does seems edgy and stupid, yes. But what spergs me the most is the clashing of the blades and none of them breaking apart after two or three battles.
>>69000222
>So you are implying Dayne is using magic to perform with two swords
No, spergy. I'm not. But hush now, your brain literally can't do the tricks required. I won't tease you anymore with my awesome powers.
>>69000279
>things that were only true in my head
You lost this one.
>>69000279
>teached history
hoooo boy
>>69000326
>gets fact checked
>"HAHA SPERGY!"
Definition of autism.
>>68998620
99% of Japanese history is infighting. If they weren't isolated as fuck they would have been wiped out or assimilated into another culture. The fighting skill of Japanese warriors is a myth propagated by weaboo scum
>>68997825
>traitors deserve more than being stabbed to death by their bastard
>>69000279
>>68999321
>>68998620
Reminder. These people visit /tv/.
This is real.
>yfw you will always be associated with degenerates like these who defend dual wielding in a setting which always tried to present medieval warfare in an mostly accurate way
>>69000279
Dragons and magic witches and the entire legacy of a country being ruined has more of a historical basis than dual wielding longswords.
>>69000433
>tried to present medieval warfare in an mostly accurate way
>dragons
>zombies
>mages
>swords made of unobtanium that nevr brake!!
You're shitting me right.
>ywn win several consecutive powerball lotteries and buy HBO
>ywn fire D&D and rewrite S7 so that literally every character in the show is always holding a sword in each hand during every scene
>even babies have a tiny sword in each hand
>ywn have the really badass guys hold a third sword between their knees to maintain their advantage in swordfights
>>68999141
Holy shit that must be a long dick
>caring about dual wielding in a show where shields doesn't even exist
>>69000433
>realistic medieval warfare portrayal
>not low fantasy
