http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-terrifying-truth-about-arrested-development/
>The Terrifying Truth About 'Arrested Development'
>By Alex Schmidt May 01, 2016
>-- From there, the rest of Arrested Development is a fantasy George Sr. plays out in his mind, full-time, to avoid his pain and guilt and mortality. He's decided his real world is actually a fictional TV show, and he makes up its next developments like they're new episodes. (George also backfills the real events we've seen with details that fit that fantasy.) Remember, our brains invent stuff all the time. Our moods change what we remember. Confirmation bias helps us avoid the truth. It's pretty extreme for those cognitive faults to warp our entire reality, but "Death Row Torture Nightmare" is an extreme situation.
shiggy diggy
>>68990230
Remember when cracked was good?
I don't really either.
>cracked
>>68990230
God that site has gone to shit.
>>68990230
>it's all just a dream
I remember when people said that same thing about Rugrats and Pokemon
>>68990230
15 Epic Non-Offensive Fan Theories You Cannot Live Without!
>posting a cracked article
And I thought today I saw the most enbarassing thread on /pol/. It was about some guy sleeping with his coworker after a late night at work who turned out to be post-op male to female transgender
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>>68990479
It's amazing that even after the Fractured image got made Cracked still proves it correct.
Also this is the top-rated comment on that page:
>Of all the crazy, stupid, and crazy stupid fan theories in the world, the type I hate the most of all, with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns, is "Its all in the main character's head".
>It is LAZY. fan theory pretending to be "deep". It can be applied to ANY work of fiction, from classic literature to Teletubbies. A character bumps their head, or experiences a traumatic event? Some slight inconsistency, or weird story element? BAM. Obviously its because they're in a coma.
>And most of the time, besides explaining some minor plot hole, these theories add NOTHING to the story, and in fact more often lessen its impact by essentially declaring all the adventures we've had with a character non canon.
>modern Cracked
>cracked
>>68990607
Here's another top-rated comment there:
>No. Your entire premise is faulty, so you built 10 points on a bullshit foundation. Nicely done. Your article is as flimsy as a Bluth home.
Another one:
>"It was all in their heads" is the lazy man's fan theory. You can apply any leap of logic to it. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Try harder next time.
Another one:
>Did you hear the one about how all the Rugrats are dead and the show is Angelica's trauma-induced hallucinations?
>Or how Ash is in a coma?
>Or how St Elsewhere was just an autistic boy's daydream?
>That is what you wrote and published and presumably got paid to write and publish on a popular comedy site.
>>68990533
Did his coworker know he was mtf?
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>>68990230
>cracked
>>68993463
Kek Sauce?
I've only seen the shitty vertical one
>the top 6 finger prince jokes
fucking kek
>>68993343
St. Elsewhere was a good show
I used to go to that site every single day for at least 4 or 5 months
>theory about any fiction
>it's all just a dream the main character is actually dead and in purgatory
>>68990230
So fan fiction passes for entertainment these days. I'm out
