I'm drunk, just finished my thesis and watching Sucker Punch, who else loves this movie?
>>68988147
Masters thesis?
PhD?
It's great when you're drunk, yes.
>>68988147
>who else loves this movie?
Only you, Zack
>>68988147
what was in the bowl nigguh?
>>68988147
You're proof that they'll let any idiot carry on their education to the point of becoming a doctor these days.
>>68988191
Master thesis and I have a job lined up. Assuming I can defend this piece of shit I wrote
>>68988191
He probably meant feces, as in, he just took a great big load and is now enjoying the post shit euphoria that comes form a particularity large log with a movie.
>american """"poetry""""
>>68988248
It's empty, but it had some spicy hash browns in it from this morning. Making beans and rice now because I have no money. Just spent all my money to become a certified spirits educator. Or to take the exam, I'm poor as fuck so 500 dollars was all I had
>>68988258
u mad reddit? I can't wait until I finish my JD knowing faggots like you get asshurt over professional trolls.
t. Anon Trollington Esq.
>>68988284
can you defend this piece of shit you're watching?
>>68988431
What the fuck is a spirits educator? Is that what your masters is in? is it an MA, MSc or MPhil?
>>68988286
My thesis is a piece of shit, half the footnotes I just used because I needed a citation. The cited document has almost nothing to do with the sentence. If anyone checks I'll just claim it's an inference I made combined with my base knowledge.
But I have 246 footnotes so I can't imagine someone checking
>>68988665
no my masters is inmuseum studies, the spirits educator is because I wanted an excuse for my alcoholism and it should open up cool opportunities for me
>>68988785
Yikes, my PhD is in music. Good luck phamilia.
>>68988785
To elaborate it's more about general knowledge of spirits and thst you know if that you could theoretically teach about it. I had a part time job at a distillery which is how I got into it
>>68988834
I already have a good job lined up :^)
Tbh this is in my top 3 movies
>I will never be a doctor in an all female psych ward in the 50s
>everyone stops replying to my softcore porn thread
I unashamedly love Sucker Punch.
>>68989653
>if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything
>>68988650
>>68988650
It defends itself
>abbie cornish
well shit i may be convinced
it looks like it looks okay, already notice similarities to other zack work
>>68988147
>just finished my thesis
American Lit?
>>68989789
So how can I apply this to getting Emily Browning to have sex with me?
>>68993487
move to california, where I assume she lives, stalk her to the point where you know her routines, and try to put yourself in situations where you'll interact with her in a positive situation. You have to work for it.
That's why i'm going into the museum field, it slightly increases my chance of meeting celebrities and hopefully attracting them.that might sound like a joke but i'm pretty serious about it. Either a celebrity or a rich scientist so I can be a house-husband who just dicks around watching movies and brewing
