Who is going to play Uncle Ben's in the MCU?
>>68985418
Morgan Freeman
or
Lil B because he cooks in 5 minutes
damn aunt may kinda thick my guy
tobey maguire
>>68985418
Idris Elba
>>68985418
Pls be Idris Elba
>>68985418
hol up raycis, I think its about time Uncle Ben became Auntie Benasha
>>68986583
>>68986577
idris elba is heimdall you cucks
me
>>68986577
>>68986583
When did Uncle Ben become black?
>>68985418
jared leto
>>68986690
>>68986690
>Uncle Ben has to be white
fuck you, racist scum
Forest Whitaker
Peter Parker
>Yes Aunt May, I can be Uncle Ben tonight
>>68985418
He's going to be black, seriously. Calling it now.
>Uncle Ben black
>No one ever brings it up in the MCU
>Anyone who brings it up irl is immediately called a bigot
>"Why can't he have a black uncle??"
You cucks chose this.
>>68986858
It's the price we have to pay for not having a Miles Morales in MCU
>>68986858
>He's going to be black
I'm getting this feeling too.
>>68986858
Of course he's black, why else is Aunt May single?
>>68985451
Marisa tomai looking good for a 50 year old
>>68987104
>With great power comes great responsibility
>*Abandons wife and nephew*
Uncle BANE?
>>68987104
>>68987202
>>68985418
>>68985451
>"Peter, are you peeking again? Help your aunt strap her bra"
yer gettin yer cawk sucked pete
He will already be dead.
>>68985783
>>68986546
Nah maybe in the next reboot next year though
>>68985418
Uncle Ben became Aunt May, the gunshot put him over the deductible for sex change
Joe Pesci as Uncle Ben
Who is related to who how? Is Ben the brother of Peter's dad or mom or is May the sister of Peter's dad or mom?
Or is it an 'extended' family situation?
>>68987911
May is the sister of Peter's mom
>>68987711
"Peter, back in my day we looked out for each another. What I'm tryin' to say is with great power, there must also come great responsibility."
>>68986858
but Uncle Ben and Peters father were brothers
>BROTHERS
PETER CONFIRMED FOR BBC
>>68985418
Damn, Aunt May is finally fuckable
>>68987956
Wrong. Ben is the brother of Pete's dad. May is not related to him by blood. If what you said were true, why the hell wold Ben's last name be Parker?
>>68988059
I got it wrong
>>68987956
>>68987911
Ben is the brother of Peter's dad. Ot's why they have the same last name.
>>68988009
I want retired old gangster Uncle Ben now
>>68985418
if they are smart they wont retell the same origin story and put them into the future, they will also have Tony bang aunt May and become a father figure to spiderman
>>68988121
>My wife's nephew
>>68985418
never in my life did i think it would utter the words "i wanna fuck aunt may"
bravo marvel
>>68985418
THICCCCCC
>>68988009
>>68987711
tfw the burglar who kills Ben is Marv getting revenge on Harry for going straight and changing his name to Ben Parker
Petah, what kind of cah was yo' uncle's killer driving?
>Uhhh some old green Buick Skylark?
Petah, are you show it wasn't a metallic mint green 1963 Pontiac Tempest?
>>68988232
Macaulay Culkin as Morbius
>>68988232
or it's kevin getting revenge on him
>>68988034
>finally
I will be happy to play him
>>68988179
No more weirder than wanting to fuck Amanda Waller (new52/Arrow)
I wonder who is next. Granny Goodness?
>>68988113
That would be an interesting twist on the character though.
>>68988059
that means peter can fuck his aunt with no problems
>>68988945
しかしおばさんは、それは近親相姦になることがあり!!
>>68988851
Ed Asner in drag is the only plausible Granny Goodness.
he can't be black because you can't kill black people
>>68989119
>Uncle Ben is black
>his killer is a straight white male
>Spidey brings him to justice
>SJWs praise it
>700 million at box office
>94% on RT
It's going to happen whether you like it or not
>>68985418
No one, Marvel is smart enough not to give us the same damn thing again.
>>68989380
>700 million at box office
That would be lower than any of his other movies
>>68986690
Aunt May could be black but since Ben is Peter's uncle by blood, he has to be white.
>"aunt" depicted as an old woman in the comics
>select someone that is old enough to be Peter's mother
>select Marisa Tomei of all people because clearly she's the go-to person when you need an old aunt
>>68989547
>>68989380
Won't happen. If Uncle Ben is black he wouldn't have been around long enough for Peter to form any sort of memories of him.
>>68989547
He's 15 years old. An aunt in her 50s makes sense. Having her old as fuck like they did originally never added up
>>68986690
Since BLACKED became the next big thing in Hollywood.
>>68989742
hahhahahahah
>>68986690
Biological aunt
Blacked uncle
>>68989742
DELETE THIS
>>68989742
Is white aunt May a suicidal barren womb heroin addict like your average middle class white female
>>68985418
i can not WAIT for all the incest porn tb-h familia
Why not have
Just hear me out guys
Why not have, and this is really good guys,
Why not making the bold decision to, and I swear you'll like it
Why not have Aunt May mourningAunt Jen
>>68993524
WOAH
FUND IT
