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What's the worst Bond movie?
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What's the worst Bond movie?
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Spectre
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>>68975712
Probably one of the Moore ones that i cant remember
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Skyfall
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What goes on in this town is none of your business
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>>68975881

>craig
>bond
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>>68975712
Goldfinger
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>>68975881
>>68975905
>>68976353
lol no
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>>68975712

For Your Eyes Only

>Worst villains
>Forgettable plot
>Boring Bond girl
>Underwater scenes that drag on forever
>Bizarre "Margaret Thatcher" cameo
>Annoying ice skater girl that contributes nothing to anything
>Worst villains

I like the scene where Bond climbs up to the monastery though.
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>>68976461
DUDE EVERYTHING IN MOVIES HAS TO MAKE SENSE LMAO

Go back to your capeshit general.
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>>68976476

>best locations
>best chase scenes
>great henchmen
>good music
>awkward pedo bond
>kills off major villain in the opening
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>>68976518
>defending Die Another Day

leave this place you fucking dirty plebeian filth.
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>>68976898
>faggot defending the James Bourne movies

Now I've seen everything.
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Only Bond movies worth watching:

Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

The Living Daylights
License To Kill

GoldenEye
The World is Not Enough
Tomorrow Never Dies

Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
Skyfall
Spectre
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>>68977012
>he doesn't know that the Bourne movies redefined the action genre
>he doesn't know that only Quantum of Solace copied Bourne
>he doesn't know that Skyfall is nothing like a Bourne movie at all
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>>68977219

Not the person you were responding to, but when Casino Royale first came out everyone in the theater was saying, "this isn't a James Bond movie, this is some Jason Bourne crap" before the opening credits.
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>>68976898
not a pleb, probably just contrarian. or bait.
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name one substantial difference between bond flicks and capeshit protip you fucking cant
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>>68975712

A View to A Kill, easy.
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>>68976476

FYEO is just a really chill Bond.
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>>68975890
you mean all of them?
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>>68977663

If you don't like any Moore films then you should simply just say you aren't a James Bond fan.
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>>68977564
Yeah, I totally remember Matt Damon playing poker for 1/3rd of a movie.
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>>68975712
You're implying that there are bad Bond movies
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>>68977032
don't be a retard. just watch them all

what else have you got to do?

also read the Ian Fleming books. They're pretty good tbqhf
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>>68977705
I'm a fan of film above all else and those movies are dreadful, campy and quippy messes.
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>>68976687


...Anonymous
05/01/16(Sun)13:49:52 No.68976687
>>68976476 (You) #

>best locations
That would be OHMSS
>best chase scenes
They ruin the car chase with that meme car.
>great henchmen
Literally who? Locque looks like a cuck and does nothing, and Kriegler is a generic Aryan muscle man, which was done better in FRWL, TND, and TLD
>good music
Maybe
>awkward pedo bond
Which is awful and takes away from Melina's storyline
>kills off major villain in the opening
In an intentionally retarded way as a spiteful fuck you to the guy who owned the rights to SPECTRE
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>>68977809
I've seen all 24, I'm just picking the ones I think are worth re-watching imo.
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>>68975712
The World Is Not Enough, Moonraker and Die Another Die are unwatchable tier.
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>>68977728

You're an idiot.
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All of the Daniel Craig ones
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>>68977032
The Craig films are terrible. Those aren't Bond movies but generic action movies.
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>>68975712
The one with the Gondola that can drive onto land.
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Love and let die is the only good Bond, the rest are all equally shit.
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>>68978132
That's just being contrarian
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>>68978227
Moonraker is fucking amazing, shut your inbred mouth.
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>>68978132
no
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>>68975712
Either Live and Let Die or A View to a Kill
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>muh Craig films aren't real Bond movies!!! I was born in le-wrong generation ;_;
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You guys are all trash
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>>68975712
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>>68976461

this is awesome. go back to your cave
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>>68975712
Never Say Never Again
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>>68975712
Diamonds are Forever
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>>68977032
>mfw Quantum of Solace worth watching
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moon raker
the world is not enough
quantum of solace
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From Russia with Love.
Made no damn sense.
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>>68977836
you are a sad person and your life is sad
i bet you can't even enjoy Get Carter
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>>68978387
that's the best Bond tho
OP asked which one was the worst
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>>68978714
none of the bond movies make much sense but it's more of an discussion about which ones offer better entertainment.
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GoldenEye is on the telly right now.
God damn I fucking love this movie so much.
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>>68975712
Anything with Judi Stench in it.
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Moonraker gets unbearable in the second half
Some of the mid to late moore films are really dry and overly campy
Spectre is the worst i've seen in a long while. I dislike it so much that i think its worse than QoS lately
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>>68978769
there's nothing inherently wrong with camp (hence why I praise the Brosnan films) but the Moore ones just aren't funny or appealing. They just come off as stale and low effort.
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>at creedence clearwater concert
>begin to play "it ain't me"
>it ain't me starts playing
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Man with the Golden Gun or Octopussy.
I love Moore's Bond but these are easily the worst all-round films in the franchise.
Craig's movies aren't bad but they aren't Bond
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>>68978270
I feel like that pigeon doing a double take of what he just saw might be the most memorable moment in the series for me
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>>68975712
Daily reminder that anyone defending DAD is the highest form of contrarian or bait
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All of them
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>>68975712
The Man With The Golden Gun
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>>68975712
Diamonds are forever
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>>68975712
all the last bonds of each actor were the worst
Never Say Never Again
A View To A Kill
Die Another Day
Spectre might also become remembered as this. or not. Licence To Kill and OHMSS were not horribad, they just didn't succeed as they should
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>>68977728
I liked Rounders
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>>68977564
>before the opening credits
Nice.
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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>>68975712
Objectively:
Diamonds are forever
Die another day
A view to a kill
World is not enough
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>>68980807
Dimonds are forever is Connery's last and it's the best of the whole franchise.
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>>68976461
thats the peak of the cinematic art, as represented by a cresting wave. you clearly don't understand subtext
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>>68981408
>best of the whole franchise
Not even the 20th best
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>>68981467

20th best is the same as worst.
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>>68978373
View to a kill probably.

But spectre is the worst to me
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>>68976193
The most recent Bond film, Spectre (2015), stars Daniel Craig in his fourth portrayal of Bond; he is the sixth actor to play Bond in the Eon series
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>>68978714
From russia with love is the best one you pleb
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>>68981408
>is Connery's last
but it isn't

>>68981408
>it's the best of the whole franchise
not really, you'd be confused by muderbond if you didn't see OHMSS first
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>>68977032
>Quantum of Solace
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>>68981819
>if you didn't see OHMSS first

>not seeing OHMSS, aka the one where he gets married
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>>68976461
this looked fine back in the day
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>>68979082

>at creedence clearwater concert
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>marines storm the venue
>booths get set on fire
>women get raped
>communists take over venue anyway
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>>68976461
This movie was so gloriously stupid that it has its own shitty charm.
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>>68977219

>no shot of the shadow fist fight Bond has with the guy in the window

Pure kino.
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