>invite friend over to watch a movie
>he wants to watch YouTube videos instead
>girl asks me to come in for coffee
>she actually wants to have sex
>>68971276
Does that actually fucking happen? Like maybe it's just the crew I roll with, but traditionally when you say you're gonna watch a movie that shit takes top priority.
>want to watch movie with lads
>we have to watch dubbed version, because one faggot doesnt understand english
>>68971514
go home Mohammed
>>68971556
w-with milk
>>68971621
everywhere is your home, when you are a Mohammed
>>68971276
>friend wants to show you the his favorite high school videos from high school
>you can't even force a laugh so he doesn't feel bad
>instead of stopping, says that was a bad one and picks another
>and another
>and another
>>68971276
Dumb frogposter.
>go to the cinema with my wife's son to catch a cínema
>turns out it's a motion picture
>Go to the theatre with my wife and her boyfriend
>the film ends up being a flick
>friend invites me over to watch a movie
>its a 240P stream from a malware infested website
>go to the cinerama expecting to see a joint or a flick at best
>it turns out to be a kino
What's her name, /tv/?
>invite qt over for movie
>show her uninterrupted footage of a bear
>she leaves with a look that says "what the fuck was that you fucking weirdo"
I BLEW IT
>friend starts playing youtube videos of TF2 characters singing along to shitty songs
>he starts laughing like crazy
>I play along and laugh uncomfortably
What a nightmare
>>68973775
Napoleon Dynamite fampei
>>68973889
Do you think I could fuck her for $7500?
>>68973775
Blair witch projectyes i am that old
>>68971276
What if its RLM
Do people actually go to other people's houses just to watch movies? If I go to a friends house its either to get drunk, watch sports or play video games or some combination of the three.
>LAN
>after three days playing and drinking we are done
>fourh day is just sitting on the couch and watching youtube videos
maybe the comfiest day ever
>>68971338
>it's just the crew I roll with
Are you a fucking nigger or a fifteen year old nigger wannabe
Stop using childrens words you cringeworthy idiot
>friend wants me to watch a movie
>he brings it over
>full frame DVD
>>68973775
Nothing. I only go to cinema being certain about watching joints to laugh at them and throw popcron at people.
I hate this world.
>friend invites you over to watch a show
>his little sits down next to you
>she strips her socks off and places her naked feet on your lap
