Action Orson please.
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Action Orson please.
>>68960286
>tfw Citizen Kane turns 75 today
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68960611
reddit tier
>>68960341
Muaaaahaaa the Arnold pasta has always been celebrated...for it's meme excellence....there is an orson welles pasta...inspired...by that same meme excellence. It's forced in every thread, and like the finest pastas...it's posted daily so /tv/
>ywn be able to challenge the master in a game of dark tower
https://youtu.be/_3HVCwPp7j0
>>68960286
Mark Hamill went fat.
>>68960286
...sheduzzntdoanything?
>>68960286
Just... do anything?
MwhAAAAHthefrenshchampagne...
>>68960286
justdoanything?
ACTION ORSON
COME ON
>>68960819
>>68960859
NO.... cut
don't talk to me or Masson ever again
>>68962905
bravissimo
>tfw there is a california champagne
MWAAA THE FRENCH CHAMBANE
>>68962905
god damn it
A rich, full bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug.
>>68963203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
>>68963203
It was a long time but finally I learned what The Critic was referencing.
Then a few months later it's a meme go figure.
>>68963271
im rewatching the critic for the first time since the 90's
its gud
IT'S HAPPENING
>>68963412
who cares, what i want is a 4k remaster of all the paul masson footage
Pour, my son
>>68962905
kek
