what kinda pizza do you guys sneak into your cinema?
>>68935127
pepperoni, capicola and italian sausage
>>68935127
do americans really do this?
Green pesto, capicola, mozzarella and olives
extra cheese, salt and pepper
I guess you could say it's the kino of pizza ;)
cheese pizza
>>68935173
of course they do
"going to the movies better bring my pizza and AK"
Crabclaws and popcorn
me? crab leg pizza.
Last time I snuck a pizza into the movies, The staff confiscated it and tied me up in one of their projector rooms and forced me to watch them eat it.
Made me thirty minutes late to my fifteenth viewing of Batman vs Superman
Shrimp and pineapple, with BBQ sauce under the cheese instead of tomato
>>68935735
the first part sounds like a plot for a shitty porno
>>68935127
There is a pizza chain attached to my theater so i just get from there since a large pizza costs less than a small popcorn.
>>68935735
haha your epic bro XD
Filtered.
Looks delicious. Those jalapeños really top it all off. 10/10, famalam.
>>68935127
>amerifats eat pizza at the cinema
>>68936054
I'll take pizza over a stew of moldy cheese and muslim cum, silly eurocuck
do you guys order individually or get pizzas for your whole row?
the tip for the delivery guy is less if you order all together.
can't you go two hours without a meal fatty?
>>68936054
>europeans eat black cocks in back alleys
>>68935173
you dont sneak pizza, spaghetti and tendies into the theater?
its bad enough i get mocked for going to the movies as a singleton, and have to pay extra, and have a penis inspection, but I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for spaghetti in a bag, if i can bring my own.
>>68935724
>corn
>>68935127
ITT: Europeans genuinely believe that Americans sneak and eat pizza into the movies
Besides
>cinema
Not American
>>68935173
no. my cinema has a pizzeria inside of it, so you don't need to sneak in pizza.
olives
zucchini
green pepper
white onion
mushrooms
sundried tomato
artichoke hearts
yum
>roll up pizza into a tube
>put on a jacket
>pull one arm close to the chest inside the jacket, leaving one sleeve empty
>tuck pizza into the empty sleeve
>walk into the theater
>take bites from the sleeve in the theater
I can't be the only one who does this
UK here, the last time I sneaked food into a movie it was a four-pack of bagels and a selection of cooked sliced meats. And a tub of humous.
The movie was "Joy" :(
white cheese is absolute kinography
>>68935724
My man. Seafood pizza > > all others
>>68936743
>gather a truckload of seafood
>throw it on bread
>call it a pizza
wew lad
>>68936054
americans dont say cinema yurocuck
>>68936743
Is that fucking pumpkin
Everything about this is confusing
>>68936693
margarita with vomit spots
>paying for pizza when it's cheaper to make it at home
Have fun giving your money to the Garlicky Jew
>>68936890
>>paying for pizza when it's cheaper to make it at home
this, i will never understand people paying £15+ for bread, cheese and salty meats
>Not Sneaking in a Subway
>Not bringing chocolate from home
There's your mistake
>>68937046
I got some salty meat for you.
>>68935127
Always a Kebab Pizza
Can't concentrate in the plot without something to eat
>>68937173
chipotle burritos are the best and easiest thing to sneak into a theater
>>68936332
>paying for over priced pizza
it's like you want to be poor
Eggplant and chicken or pepperoni, black olives, and mushrooms
>>68937256
your ma's beef lips?
>>68937256
oh is yo momma in town
>>68937444
I've been to chipotle maybe a half a dozen times, to different locations, and I've never had someone rolling my burrito who knew how to roll a burrito
>find theater that sells soft serve ice cream cheap and lets you eat it during movie
>it's slightly too far to go there regularly
life is pain
my wife puts a few personal pan pizza crusts in her purse and i have a sack of mozzarella cheese in my cargo pockets, then my wife's son has a jar of spaghetti sauce that he carries with him and if they say anything about it at the theater, we tell them he has asperger's and that's his safety blanket. they're usually pretty good about it. Once the film begins, we start making our pizzas. i just use a zippo to melt the cheese, then we're good to go.
>>68937444
Enjoy your e coli mate
>>68937519
>Eggplant
>or
>olives
never have I seen so much pleb crammed into 1 post
>>68937626
This
>>68937605
you're trying too hard man
>>68937815
my wife says the same thing about me trying to force a relationship with her son, but I like to be involved. we play a lot of basketball and hang out in front of the convenience store. Those are the things he's comfortable with.
>>68937986
You sound like a good father fämpai
I usually just bring my box of billot logs. Their soft creamy centres keep me calm in the more problematic scenes in most movies.
>>68935127
Jet 10 large well done bake with extra turbo crust.
>>68936236
I heard live shows have become very popular in america
Like pic related
>>68935755
>pineapple
>on a pizza
FAG
I really did sneak a pizza into a movie once, it was a small pepperoni from Pizza Hut and I saw Goldmember,
>>68935557
>DC shit flicks are kino
Nah
>based donatos
>>68936743
This is fucking gross. Reported
Didn't sneak this into a theater: nothin fancy like that. I made it a few nights ago to eat while watchin animaniacs.
Is buffalo chicken pizza (or BBQ chicken, for that matter) still considered a novelty pizza or has it finally been accepted as the GOAT?
>>68940024
Why is just one of the pepperonis red small?
![Pizzeria_Uno_Chicago-style_deep-dish_pizza[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eUP4kX0.jpg "Pizzeria_Uno_Chicago-style_deep-dish_pizza[1].jpg")
american pizza
>>68941146
I broke up some of the pepperonis to cover more evenly
>>68941233
>tfw you will never have a chicago deep dish pizza
I live in Tennessee and there's nowhere around me to get one, damn
>>68941233
That casserole looks pretty good, but OP was inquiring about pizza.
>>68935127
Here's a chart
>>68941439
Pizza is retardedly simple to make anon. I make deep dish all the time.
Extra anchovies
>>68935682
>>68942279
Mein neger. I can't believe every big pizza chain has dropped them from their menus
